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TMNT Classic Collection

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Classics are here!

I’ve been out of the toy collecting game for several years now.  I used to enjoy it as a hobby and it was a nice way to link my childhood to my adult life as I pursued action figures of characters I loved as a kid.  It became a compulsion eventually.  I started off just buying the characters I was particularly fond of like Venom and Iceman, but once it became a full-fledged hobby I was suddenly finding myself scouring department store toy aisles six at a time looking for an obscure Man-Thing or Warbird.  That’s when it became about the hunt.  Tracking down the exclusive Wal-Mart wave of Marvel Legends was especially thrilling.  It seems silly in hindsight, but it was kind of addicting.  Eventually though the quality of the figures declined and I also ran out of room for all of these toys.

I got a little taste of that rush today when I tracked down a set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Classics.  It was a pretty easy hunt as I found a full set at the first place I went to, but I can’t deny it was a lot of fun.  The wondering, the hoping they’d be there.  I credit my interest in the line to my love for the TMNT as a kid and the new collections put out by IDW Publishing of the old books.  I’m currently onto volume 3, expect a review once I finish it.

The reverse side of the packaging.

I’ve talked about it many times, so I won’t go into too much detail here, but I did love the TMNT as a kid and they still hold a soft spot in my heart.  One of my last toy-related purchases before today was for a set of the turtles puts out by NECA.  I dubbed them my all time favorite as they’re a wonderful representation of the turtles as they appeared in the pages of Mirage Studios brand comic books back in the 80’s.  These collections, plus a new line of comics launched by TMNT co-creator Kevin Eastman, have helped to contribute to a renaissance for the turtles that will soon culminate in a new television show aimed at kids on the Nickelodeon network.  To capitalize on this, and the original cartoon’s coming 25th anniversary, Playmates has launched a new line of toys aimed at those who fell in love with the turtles through the toys and cartoon back in 1988.

This new line, appropriately titled TMNT Classics, was first shown last February at the New York Toy Fair and has recently hit shelves in speciality shops and big box stores like Toys R’ Us.  The packaging on these new turtles states that they’re based on the look of the turtles from the old cartoon, but it would be more appropriate to say they’re combination of that look along with the style of the old toys.  Back in the 80’s, kid’s shows were basically extended commercials for toy lines and the turtles were no exception.  The toys were developed alongside the show and since Playmates only had concept art to go off of they ended up having their own look.  Each turtles had his own unique skin-tone and all sported solid, white eyes.  It was basically a hybrid of the comic look and the one the cartoon would go with.  These new toys sport the rounded features of the cartoon along with pupils in their eyes but retain their unique skin-tones, though they’ve been changed some.  Raphael has a darker green complexion while Don isn’t as brown as he used to be.  Donatello and Leonardo also retain their shoulder straps and each turtle, excepting Donatello, has wraps around the handles of their respective weapons featuring their trademark color (Raph’s sais are red, Leo’s katana handles are blue, etc).  It’s an interesting approach though I do kind of find myself wishing that Playmates just went all out in trying to make these turtles television accurate.  We already have comic accurate turtles, and the 2003 toy line paid homage to the original toy line, but we’ve never had cartoon accurate turtles.  Yes there was a wave of Toon Turtles in the 90’s but they were pretty crappy looking.

Group shot! Notice how some of the pupils are oddly placed.

Even though they’re not entirely cartoon accurate, these turtles are pretty nice to look at.  They’re loaded with articulation but their features are more reminiscent of the TMNT movie line of figures than the NECA one.  NECA went through the trouble of trying to hide the articulation but Playmates didn’t see need to, so while a lot of poses are possible, the numerous holes and joints do detract from the look of the figures.  And if the joints aren’t tight, it really hinders the amount of poses one can achieve.  My Raph has pretty loose leg joints which makes standing him a chore.  The hands on all of them are particularly combative as each features articulated fingers and thumb.  The finger piece on the left hand of my Leo figure even fell off in the packaging.  They can never get a good, solid grip on their weapons and the hands on all four definitely feel fragile.  There’s also an abdominal joint in each turtle that’s kind of odd.  The show’s animators definitely did take liberties in how the turtles could bend and move in those shells but I’m not sure the abdominal joint adds much.  Playmates at least had the foresight to only insert the joint in the front and not the rear of the shell, which would have looked horrible.

I’m pretty disappointed with Mike’s face sculpt. It just doesn’t suit the character.

Scultp wise, all four turtles are the same with the exception of a unique head sculpt.  The head sculpts are a call back to the original toy line as each turtle features the same or similar expression he had back in 1988.  This means they all look angry and I kind of wish they had gone with less intense expressions.  Leonardo should probably be grim and serious, but Raph and Mike definitely shouldn’t be.  The figures are tall, around six inches, so they don’t fit in with any other TMNT toy line.  They’re not too stocky looking either, and their proportions do remind me a bit of the movie line for the TMNT film.  They have kind of odd looking forearms and really long arms in relation to their legs.  Overall though, the sculpt is pretty solid for each turtle and they look good side by side though I really do wish Mike had a better face sculpt.

As far as accessories go, these are pretty bare-boned.  While the original toy line came with a bunch of ninja stars and other oddities, these turtles only come with their trademark weapons and Don only comes with one bo staff.  Each turtle also comes with a personalized manhole cover stand and their belts can hold their weapons easily.  Some toon specific items would have been fun like a mouser or turtle-com, but oh well.  The quality of the weapons is pretty standard, though Playmates did go above and beyond with Mike and gave him actual chains on his nunchaku which is a nice addition.  I never want to see another Mike action figure that doesn’t feature this.

NECA Don with TMNT Classics Don.

The paint job for each turtle is solid, though not very demanding.  Playmates opted for colored plastic for most of the parts with the paint only really coming into play with the bandanas, eyes, and teeth.  In the case of the eyes, it leaves something to be desired.  The rounded shape of each turtle’s head makes it difficult to paint on pupils that appear to be focusing on the same spot.  As a result, both my Don and Mike almost look like they have a lazy eye.  This has convinced some collectors to just paint over the pupils on their figures and go with the classic all white look.  From what I’ve seen, this actually looks pretty good but does take away from the cartoon look.  I’m not one to modify my toys anyways.

So did Playmates deliver with their classic TMNT line?  Mostly.  These are the most cartoon accurate turtles to date and they feature a lot of articulation which will allow fans to pose them in almost any position they can dream up, provided the joints are tight enough.  Even though they are the most cartoon accurate figures of the turtles to date, they’re still not the definitive take on the source material and the copious amounts of articulation does take away from the look a bit.  They’re also light on accessories which is hard to take considering these are the most expensive turtle figures I’ve ever bought.  I paid 20 bucks a turtle at a specialty shop, though the MSRP is said to be $18.  That’s still a lot of money for an action figure that’s pretty basic but hardcore fans will probably pay it.  I’ll have a hard time finding display space for these guys, but the nostalgic factor alone makes me mostly happy with my purchase.  They don’t top what NECA did with the turtles a few years ago, but they’re pretty damn good in their own right.  If you’re the sort of fan that’s really in love with the TMNT, then these figures are for you.


Dragon Ball – Season Two

Dragon Ball – Season Two

Last Summer I acquired the entire series of Dragon Ball on DVD when amazon.com was having a big sale on anime.  I had seen some of the series, but not all of it, and what I had seen was edited for television.  I had always wanted to revisit the series as the little of it I saw was charming, but just never got around to it.  That sale presented the perfect opportunity and by summer’s end I had seen every episode.  In December of last year, I made my first entry on the subject and promised to review the entire series on a season by season basis.  My initial idea was to post one review a month, but as is plainly obvious considering it is now past Memorial Day, that didn’t happen.  Better late than never!

Season one ended with Goku striking out on his own to find his grandpa’s four-star dragon ball.  By taking Goku and sending him off on another adventure, it brings the series back to how it started, only this time Goku is flying solo.  Let’s get it out of the way up front:  season one of Dragon Ball is the best season.  Everything is new and fresh from Goku’s indomitable will to Master Roshi’s inappropriate advances towards the show’s female characters.  That’s not to say the rest of the series is lackluster, not at all, but some of the shine does ware off.  Akira Toriyama must subscribe to the theory that you should stick with what got you there.  He’ll re-use a lot of the same gags and gimmicks, and while Roshi’s perverted nature is usually pretty funny, the more dramatic elements become tiresome (such as when a villain disappears in a cloud of smoke and the heroes foolishly think it’s dead, oh yeah, that one will be used a lot).

While Toriyama is comfortable sticking with what he knows, changing the show’s focus to just Goku is a pretty bold move.  He has essentially removed the entire supporting cast from season one (I should point out, the “seasons” are pretty much arbitrarily broken out by Funimation for the localization process and DVD releases and aren’t true seasons in the literal sense) and is relying on Goku to carry the show.  That doesn’t mean Goku is going to go it alone entirely.  Along his travels he’ll meet several new friends and many new foes.  Some exist to better serve the plot, and some for comic relief, but there are some pretty good characters introduced in season two that will make a lasting impression on the series and our hero.

General Blue; he’s basically a massive douche.

The major conflict of season two revolves around Goku V.S. the Red Ribbon Army.  The Red Ribbon Army (RRA) was introduced at the tail end of season one and is an organization after the dragon balls(what else?).  Emperor Pilaf was the main villain in the first part of season one and he too was after the dragon balls, but at no point does the audience consider him a threat.  He’s a bumbling sort of villain used mostly for comedic relief.  Even Goku has trouble remembering who he is and clearly doesn’t take him seriously.  The Red Ribbon Army, on the other hand, is well equipped to give our hero fits and is considerably more dangerous than Pilaf.  Early on, that won’t be quite as clear as they feel out Goku and learn (slowly) that conventional means will have little to no effect on him.

While some of their membership is quite nefarious, others are here to make us laugh.  When Goku’s travels lead him to a remote mountain village he agrees to help free their chief, who has been captured by the RRA.  This brings him to Muscle Tower, where he has to work his way from the bottom to the top in true video game fashion.  Along the way he encounters various foes, including the imbecile Ninja Murasaki.  Initially Murasaki seems like a foe worthy to take on Goku, but over the course of several episodes we realize that isn’t the case.  Their encounter is best described as slapstick and there’s some nice visual gags (particularly when Murasaki has a painful encounter with Goku’s power pole).

Along the way Goku encounters his first android.  Dragon Ball Z fans know the androids as homicidal robots created by Dr. Gero with the sole purpose to kill Goku, but Goku’s first android encounters go much different.  One is the Arnold Schwarzenegger inspired Major Metallitron.  He’s pretty much a rampaging killing maching, but Android 8 ends up being a gentle giant.  The Frankenstein-inspired 8 is quickly dubbed Eighter by Goku and they become fast friends.

Muscle Tower ends up being little trouble for our hero (hope that isn’t spoiling anything), but when Goku doesn’t find his beloved 4-star dragon ball, he seeks out Bulma once more.  This brings the old gang together for The General Blue Saga.  This saga further brings along the RRA and introduces the pirate robot too.  The heroes (Goku, Krillen, and Bulma) go on a wild run thru the maze-like undersea base of the RRA and there’s a lot of action and a healthy dose of comedy.  The saga runs perhaps a touch too long but it’s good to have Bulma and Krillen back in the fold for a few episodes.  As the name of the saga implies, General Blue is the main adversary here and he has enough tricks that he can put up a fight against Goku, something few have managed up to this point.  His “threat” is kind of short-lived and he soon ends up as another slapstick villain, especially when he and Goku end up in Penguin Village where things get a bit weird.

Mercenary Tao ends up being Goku’s most formidable opponent yet.

The last part of the season has Goku off on his own once more.  The RRA send the famed Mercenary Tao after him this time, who actually proves to be a very capable opponent for the young hero.  Here, Toriyama will employ an effective tool for the first time to get the viewer emotionally invested in the conflict:  death.  Tao is a cold-blooded killer with no redeeming qualities, and Goku figures this out pretty quickly.  He’s a true threat, and the season ends with Goku setting off on a strange quest of sorts to gather enough strength to make sure he can stop Tao for good.

Season two contains a lot of the charms that made season one so enjoyable.  Goku is off on his own for a large portion of it, but he’s never truly alone as other allies fill the void.  Few of these allies are as entertaining as Bulma or Master Roshi, but it’s nice to change things up.  Of the new characters, I find Blue, Tao, and Korin the most interesting though Korin only appears in the season’s finale.  Season three is probably a little better as Goku’s conflict with the Red Ribbon Army gets ratcheted up a notch and the next round of the World’s Martial Arts tournament begins again.  Season two establishes Dragon Ball as a fun and pretty consistent television show.  Don’t watch it for depth, just watch it for the sheer enjoyment of it.


The Simpsons – Season One

The list of television shows that were on the air when I was a kid and are still on the air as I near 30 is a pretty short one.  Not including non-fiction news stories, there’s really only one that was there when I was a kid and is still airing new episodes today, and that show is The Simpsons.  There are many characters that had shows when I was younger that have shows today.  There’s always a new take on Batman or Spider-Man and I lost count when it comes to the different iterations of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (there’s a new one set to air this fall).  South Park came around when I was in my early teens, and Futurama began airing when I was in high school.  The Simpsons though, that came when I was in the first grade and it’s quite amazing that it’s still on television today.

That said, there are some that would argue the show should not still be one and that it should have ended years ago.  From a business standpoint, if people are still consuming the product and it’s making money then why not keep producing episodes?  And apparently there’s a dedicated core of fans out there that will probably watch it until they can’t.  What will ultimately end that show will be rising costs, or if enough key members of the cast decide to retire.  And even though there’s a loud contingent of people on the internet decrying the quality of the show, there’s still plenty who insist it’s as funny and fresh as ever.

As for me, I guess I’m in the middle when it comes to that debate regarding the current quality of The Simpsons, but I lean towards the side that says the show is well past its prime.  I really don’t watch it anymore and haven’t for years.  When I do catch an episode I’m usually left underwhelmed.  Rarely do I hate it, but I forget about them pretty fast.  The only one I’ll go out of my way to watch is the annual “Treehouse of Horror,” and that’s mostly just out of tradition.

Recently The Simpsons has been on my mind.  I’m not sure why.  As I see other animated programs start to lose “it” and diminish in quality, it makes me wonder how much of that stems from me, the viewer, getting bored with the same old thing or if the show is actually getting worse.  To answer this question I decided to buy the first season of The Simpsons and relive some of those cartoons that I used to watch religiously.  The Simpsons was on weekly initially, but soon had enough episodes to enter into syndication.  When I was probably around 11 or 12 I would watch an hour of The Simpsons every weeknight I was home via syndication.  I got a lot of enjoyment out of it and it was my routine, so I have a lot of fond memories when it comes to those early seasons of The Simpsons.  The die hard fans insist the show started off a bit uneven, and outside of a few special moments in the first two seasons, it really didn’t take off until season three.  I’m not sure when this golden age is said to have concluded, but I suppose it doesn’t matter.

One of the more memorable scenes from the debut episode; Homer in Santa Class.

The first season of The Simpsons is the shortest season the show had.  This is pretty common of first seasons, especially animation, as networks don’t want to order too many episodes only to see the show fail.  Half seasons are pretty typical, and the first season of The Simpsons contains thirteen episodes beginning with  the Christmas themed “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” and concluding with “Some Enchanted Evening.”  Not only is the first season the shortest, it’s also the most crudely drawn.  Again, not surprising as I’m sure the budget was pretty tight, but it at least looks a lot better than the shorts that used to air on the Tracey Ullman Show.  The characters are actually less defined in their roles, though the base is still there.  Homer is dim-witted and selfish, Bart is a troublemaker, Lisa a poindexter, and Marge is a stereotypical house wife.  Maggie is there too, but being that she’s a baby there isn’t much of a personality to her.  A lot of the secondary characters are introduced as well including Moe, Flanders, and Mr. Burns.  Still, there are differences and some moments where characters act in a manner that is perhaps inconsistent with how they’ll be presented in future seasons.  Some fans consider this a negative, but I kind of appreciate these moments.  Just like a real person would do, these characters have grown and changed over time.

What I hoped to see in season one was a more focused show, less reliant on Homer’s buffoonery and more reliant on the concept of the Simpsons being America’s most dysfunctional family.  For the most part, that ended up being true.  Homer wasn’t the dominant presense that he would become and while he’s definitely not a smart man, he’s not absurdly stupid either.  There’s definitely a lot of Bart though, and there would be a lot more in season two as he was the early star of the show.  I almost forgot how huge Bart Simpson was when I was a kid and he was definitely pushed as the fan favorite.  And it’s easy to see, he’s a fun character.  He’s rebellious and does whatever he wants but does pause to let us know he’s a good kid at heart.  In his first lead episode, “Bart the Genius,” he’s actually the target and the one we feel bad for and he reacts by pulling a prank that gets overblown (and earns Bart some green skin in the process).

The animation was a bit more crude in the early going.

The series premiere, “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,” introduces the whole family and some of the extended family (Grampa and Marge’s sisters).  We see how the family dynamic works and the themes established by the episode are still alive today.  Homer tries hard to be a good father and husband, but his low level of skills and lack of a sharp mind ultimately doom him.  And yet, they still all come out okay in the end.  From there, the writers of the show definitely wanted us to get a good look at each member of the Simpson family in season one and would devote an episode to each key member of the family.  It’s a good strategy and the writers were able to pull it off organicly.  In later seasons, it sometimes would feel like a Marge or Lisa episode was forced into the season just for the sake of having one which always drove me nuts.  Those episodes often fail because they don’t bring anything new to the table, and usually include some silly gimmick (like Marge becoming a cop).  In Lisa’s episode, “Moaning Lisa,” we’re shown just how different she is from both her peers and her family.  It’s done well enough that we really don’t need future episodes that center on that premise, but there’s dozens.

That’s not to say it’s all gravy.  Some of the episodes go for cheap laughs and the story attached isn’t very engaging.  “The Call of The Simpsons” is one such episode that relies mostly on visual gags and absurd situations.  Other episodes just don’t appeal to me too much, like “The Crepes of Wrath” which sees Bart switch places with an Albanian kid as part of a foreign exchange program.  The writers also seem to enjoy getting Homer into trouble with Marge, as it feels like their marriage is tested in every other episode.  Homer routinely does things that should probably get him in trouble, but I always felt Marge’s reaction to Homer dancing with a stripper in “Homer’s Night Out” was particularly over the top.

“The Telltale Head” features perhaps Bart’s most infamous prank.

Some of my all-time favorite episodes are in season one though, including “The Telltale Head” and “Krusty Gets Busted.”  The first is the infamous episode where Bart cuts off the head of a statue of the town’s founder, triggering a wave of patriotic anger from the locals.  It uses the story-telling gimmick of starting the episode at the end and having the events that lead the characters into their current situation relayed as a flashback.  “Krusty Gets Busted” is the first time we’re introduced to Sideshow Bob as a villain. Voiced by Kelsey Grammer, Sideshow Bob would make many returns often with the intent to kill Bart Simpson.  Grammer is one of the few guest stars of season one, which I find immensely refreshing.  So many of the newer episodes have fallen into this trap where the writers feel like each episode needs a celebrity guest of some sort.  They also don’t follow the simple format adopted by later episodes where the plot opens with one story that leads into a completely different one.

There’s some other differences and quirks I noticed about season one that separates it from future seasons.  For one, the intro is different and I had forgotten just how different.  It’s longer and features some generic characters that would be replaced for season 2 with actual supporting characters from the show.  The couch gag is in place, but there were only a couple different ones in season one, most revolving around the theme of one character getting forced off the couch.  The premiere episode actually doesn’t feature an opening at all.  There’s some other character changes too.  Smithers makes his debut in “Homer’s Odyssey” (as does Mr. Burns, voiced by a different actor) as a black man, which is kind of funny.  Apparently this was an error and is corrected for his next appearance.  Chief Wiggum also looks pretty different as he sports black hair and an odd skin complexion of his own.  In general, there’s also less use of music in each episode as well, and the transition from one scene to the next is usually sudden which gives the show a different “feel” when compared with future seasons.

Currently, The Simpsons is nearing the end of its 23rd season with a 24th already in production.  Obviously, any show that has been on that long is going to change over the years and The Simpsons has certainly undergone numerous changes.  I don’t know if season one is necessarily better than season 23.  I definitely enjoyed reliving it, and I’m currently enjoying reliving season two as well, and my opinion is tainted by nostalgia.  It’s a simpler show and I do find that more enjoyable than the current stuff.  The characters seem slightly less typecast and are a little more exciting as a result.  And whatever your opinion is of the current season, I think we can all agree it’s pretty damn amazing for a show, especially a prime-time animated one, to be on the air as long as The Simpsons have been.


Catching Up With WWF: No Mercy

WWF: No Mercy (2000)

It’s been awhile since my last post, 3 weeks to be exact.  It’s been a busy time and for me, and a busy time of year.  There were concerts to attend, personal relationships to pursue, Game of Thrones to catch up on, and WrestleMania!  Yes, even though I do not really consider myself an active wrestling fan I do get caught up once a year for WrestleMania as that’s traditionally when the company is at its best.  It also helps that the NFL season is over and there’s usually a lull in television programming all around (though this year, video games have been kicking my ass).  This year’s WrestleMania, like most of them, failed to live up to expectations.  I think I’m in the minority when I say that, but I really didn’t enjoy it.  I thought CM Punk and Chris Jericho put on a good show, and it’s always a nostalgic trip to see The Rock in action, but the rest of the card under-performed.  It certainly didn’t help things when one of the better matches, featuring perhaps the company’s best worker in Daniel Bryan, lasted a mere 10 seconds or so to kick off the show.  It’s one thing when an unscripted boxing match or shoot fight lasts seconds, but for a booked match like that (featuring one of the company’s major championships) to last only seconds is just cheap.  Especially when several less interesting matches receive more time, or when the show stops for terrible hip hop concerts.  Blah!

This isn’t about WrestleMania though, it’s about a little game called WWF:  No Mercy.  WrestleMania, for me, means a gathering of friends and a wrestling theme gathering pretty much requires a working Nintendo 64 and some wrestling action.  This year’s event featured WCW/nWo:  Revenge, No Mercy, and Virtual Pro-Wrestling 2.  For fans of wrestling games, the connection is obvious.  All three were developed by AKI Corporation who have become synonymous with wrestling games.  American audiences were first introduced to them in 1997 when WCW vs. nWo:  World Tour was released for the Nintendo 64 and was a major success.  The game laid the groundwork for the company’s many future games.

World Tour was fairly straight-forward in its game modes.  It was basically just one on one, two on two, or battle royal which put four wrestlers in the ring at the same time.  There were no over-the-top entrances and the single player mode just put the player up against a series of opponents culminating in a title match.  The roster was huge and included all of the main wrestlers from WCW at the time and even a bunch of wrestlers from Japan.  All of the wrestlers controlled the same, which is good because that’s what won fans over.

Stay away from this game. Far away.

AKI’s approach to gameplay for this title revolved around the grapple button.  The B button made wrestlers throw punches and kicks, but the A button caused them to tie-up by grabbing each other’s shoulders.  From there, the player who initiated the grapple could initiate a move with either the A or B button plus a direction on the D-Pad for a total of 10 possible moves.  Holding the grapple button caused the wrestler to use a strong grapple, opening up another 10 potential moves.  Most wrestlers had several repeat moves but the potential to really flesh out an arsenal was there.  And more over, the gameplay system worked.  Up to this point, most wrestling games tried too hard to emulate the ever popular fighting genre of video games.  This would peak with the WWF game In Your House for the Playstation, which was basically a straight-up fighting game complete with fireballs and everything.  It was absolutely atrocious and not at all what wrestling fans wanted.  Acclaim was the developer with the WWF license and essentially owned the wrestling video game world in America.  World Tour changed that, and for the better.

World Tour was followed by Revenge which was basically more of the same but with a little more of that American wrestling flair.  The graphics were better, the individual wrestlers had a bit more personality, and wrestling fans were genuinely happy.  Acclaim tried to counter with WWF: Warzone and its successor WWF:  Attitude.  Both games were successful for the time and generally well received, but just about any unbiased fan of wrestling knew AKI (with THQ) had the better game.  Acclaim was still going with a pseudo-fighting game approach.  Each move required a series of directional buttons followed by an action button.  They did introduce some good things, particularly running grapple attacks, signature moves, and the create-a-wrestler feature (though that had been available in Japanese games dating back to the Super Nintendo, as did others, but Acclaim popularized them with American audiences and AKI would soon adopt all).  Even so, WWF’s marketing arm must have noticed how well received the WCW games were and when their contract with Acclaim was up, and WCW’s with THQ, WWF was there to pounce.

This resulted in big switch of brands and developers.  Acclaim reached an agreement with ECW and would make a couple of games for them using their Attitude engine.  WCW would sign a lucrative deal with EA which lead to the ambitious, but lousy, WCW:  Mayhem.  THQ and WWF soon became a very profitable alliance and is the only one left today.  For the Playstation, THQ enlisted the support of Yukes which developed the Smackdown games and continues to do so.  AKI was left on the Nintendo 64 and was pretty much tasked with making their WCW games into WWF games.

The ladder match was a big addition for WWF: No Mercy.

Wrestlemania 2000 was the first game under this partnership, and a good one, but the follow-up is the one fans seem to remember the most fondly.  No Mercy arrived in November of 2000 and was an instant success.  The same gameplay that originated with World Tour was left mostly the same but with a few additions.  AKI had now finally adopted the running grapple maneuver, a simple addition but a welcomed one.  AKI also took a stab at new gimmick matches such as the steel cage match and the ladder match.  The announcer’s table was also available to smash opponents thru, and a new story-line mode added some spice to the single player action.  Tons of unlockables gave gamers incentive to keep playing to earn Smackdown Cash to purchase new create-a-wrestler attires, moves, weapons, and even additional superstars including Cactus Jack and Andre the Giant.  And it’s a good thing there was so much to do because No Mercy would be AKI’s last with THQ.

I’ve always felt this fact, plus nostalgia for WWF’s “Attitude Era,” has made fans remember No Mercy more fondly than they perhaps should.  It’s remembered so well that there is still a large section of fans that feel No Mercy is the best grappler ever, and certainly the best to feature the WWF (now WWE) branding.  That’s rather high praise for a game over 10 years old and a testament for how good the basic gameplay system is.

At the time No Mercy came out, it was the fourth game in four years to feature basically the same gameplay.  Other than a few small additions and a fresh coat of paint, this was still World Tour.  It’s a system that works extremely well to make the game playable even if it’s not entirely authentic.  How many wrestling matches take place in a similar manner where every move is initiated by a tie-up?  None I’ve seen.  If the gameplay is fun though, should gamers and wrestling fans care?

I have fired up No Mercy several times over the last couple of weeks.  My first reaction when I did was at the visuals and general presentation.  The presentation for this game was never its strong point and at this point in time it’s fairly ugly.  The graphics engine though is still passable.  It’s no secret this era of video games has aged rather poorly as far as looks go, but each wrestler is easily identifiable, though the height is kind of off.  There’s little or no difference between a monster like Kane and a little guy like Taka Michinoku.  It’s one of those things that took a while for wrestling developers to get right.

The game's story mode was a mixed bag, but it did give gamers incentive to keep playing.

The story mode shows a lot of age.  Developers were trying really hard at this point in time to create games that let players experience the television product for themselves.  Great emphasis was placed on making the story-lines feel random and yet authentic, but in the end it’s still just a series of matches with some distractions in between.  The game, for some reason, loves putting the player in handicap matches.  Handicap matches are no fun no matter what side you’re on.  If you’re part of a team of two going against one it’s just a squash.  If you’re the one taking on two then it becomes a frustrating game of trying to exploit the weaknesses within the game’s artificial intelligence (top rope moves work well here).  Gimmick matches and the Royal Rumble often play a role too, but unfortunately nothing is as fun as the standard one on one or triple threat.

In those matches where the gameplay is the focus, this one still holds up pretty well.  Fans used to current wrestling games will definitely notice the slower pace.  The wrestlers all have a slightly clunky feel to them.  When just striking and grappling, it’s fine, but they don’t run too well and lining up running attacks can be a chore.  It would be fine if the larger wrestlers handled this way and the cruiser-weights speedier, but that’s not the case.  The A.I. is at least competent and won’t let you get away with spamming wake-up attacks, for example, to gain an upper hand.  I’m definitely rusty, and most of my gaming was spent on Sony consoles, but my matches aren’t automatic wins for me which is actually a welcomed thing.

Admittedly, a big part of No Mercy's appeal today is the era from which it came.

There are a couple of other glaring negatives with this title.  One of which is the slowdown that takes place with four wrestlers in the ring.  In normal matches, it’s not too bad but gimmick matches can get clippy.  Collision detection is very spotty, but perhaps the worst is for the early adopters.  The first batch of games have a defect that THQ didn’t offer to correct aside from fixing future releases.  This defect causes the saved data to become corrupt and the game erases itself.  This includes unlocked items and created wrestlers.  Mine seemed fine for several years but last week I turned it on and found my unlocked items were gone.  It’s definitely frustrating, and when buying copies on eBay you’re forced to rely on the word of the seller because there’s no obvious way to tell a good copy from a bad one.

There are a lot of little things that drag this game down, but even so I found myself having a blast with it.  There’s still so much depth to this game and that couldn’t have been more apparent than when two of my buddies hooked up for a one on one match of old veterans.  They spent far more time with this title and other AKI ones when they first came out.  It took a few minutes for them to get their legs back under them, but before long the match was a series of reversals and set-ups that spanned about 15 minutes before a victor was decided.  It was fun to watch and a reminder of how well developed the basic gameplay is.

It may not be perfect, but get a group of friends together and No Mercy is still a damn good time.

AKI did not leave the wrestling world after THQ dropped them.  I don’t know why the two companies ended their relationship.  I assume it was a cost-cutting move on the part of THQ who basically handed over the WWF license to Yukes.  I’m guessing it was sales related as even though most fans preferred No Mercy to Smackdown 2, there were still far more Playstations out there than Nintendo 64s so it wouldn’t surprise me if Smackdown 2 was the better seller.  And Smackdown 2 was a good game in its own right, just entirely different in approach.  AKI would go on to use it’s engine to create the Def Jam wrestling game as well as several in the anime Ultimate Muscle universe.  I never played any of them, but I understand the same basic principles still apply with obvious changes to suit the subject matter.

WWF:  No Mercy is still a great grappler.  It’s really a shame AKI hasn’t been able to take another shot at developing a WWF game for American audiences.  Yukes has put out some excellent Smackdown themed games since, but it’s not surprising that there still exists a strong fan-base for No Mercy.  A fan-base that still considers it king.  While I don’t consider it the best one out there, I really can’t begrudge any who do and it’s still easily in the top 5, and for a genre as bloated as the wrestling one, that’s some pretty high praise.


Action Figures!

It’s been almost a year since I made my initial entry talking about my affection for collecting things.  In that entry, I mentioned how I used to collect action figures.  I loved action figures as a kid, even more so than video games.  Action figures were my go-to toy when I needed to entertain myself.  I even separate my childhood into phases based on what line of action figures dominated my playtime.  In chronological order, they are:  Ghostbusters, TMNT, and X-Men/Spider-Man.  That basically took me from age four to ten or eleven.  Around that age playing with action figures and acting out climactic battles starts to feel childish, plus puberty kicks in which brings along a whole host of new interests and time-wasters.  Most of those toys are gone now, either sold at yard sales or thrown away.  I have most of my X-Men and Spider-Man ones, and I did save the original TMNT line and movie line, not because they’re worth anything, just because I’m sentimental.

Once I hit my late teens I started working a part-time job and soon found myself with disposable income for the first time in my life.  Most kids my age probably spent their money on booze and drugs, I ended up buying toys.  I’m not saying that makes me better than most of my peers, actually it kind of makes me a dork.  New action figures were way better than anything I ever had and they impressed the Hell out of me.  It didn’t make much sense to me, but I started buying more and more.  At first it was a figure here or there, then it started to become whole lines.  I’d buy what I thought looked cool, and then I’d just buy everything.  It was a compulsion.  This lasted probably from the time I was 16 until 22.  At that point in time I was living on my own, I had no place to really put more toys, and the Marvel Legends line switched from Toy Biz to Hasbro and went down the crapper.  Since then I’ve bought a few toys here and there, but by and large I’m done unless I have a kid who gets action figures.

To break up the monotony of all of these video game posts of late, I thought now would be a good time to go digging through some boxes and come up with my 10 favorite action figures.  And by favorite, I mostly mean favorite looking with some addition of intrinsic value taking hold as well.  If I were to make a list of my favorite and most played with toys it would have been an entirely different list.  These are, for the most part, all modern action figures that I acquired in my teens and twenties.  Most of them are from the world of comics, with some cartoon characters as well.  Before I get to my list, let’s take some time out for one honorable mention:

Turtle Trolls

There are some pretty cool gimmick action figures out there.  Lego versions of popular characters come to mind as well as Lego-type toys like Mini Mates and Kubricks.  The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have had many such gimmicks that range from cool to embarrassing.  This one such cross-over falls somewhere in between, though for many it might fall into the embarrassing category.  Treasure Trolls were really popular in the early ’90s.  They didn’t do anything and were cheaply made, but for some reason kids had to have them.  Seeing an opportunity for a cross-over, Playmates and whoever made Treasure Trolls combined the TMNT brand with the trolls and the result was Turtle Trolls.  These things are quite silly, but terribly cute.  They still look mostly like turtles, just with big, colorful hair.  The accessories they came with were mined from existing Turtles figures and really don’t make much sense (Leonardo has the stone katanas that came with Cave Turtle Leo, for instance) but I guess Playmates felt they couldn’t just go with normal weapons.  For whatever reason, I liked this gimmick as a kid and still like it today which is why I still have a set of Turtle Trolls.

Honorable mention out of the way, time for the The Nostalgia Spot’s Top 10 Action Figures!

10. Marvel Legends Green Goblin/Spider-Man Classics Hobgoblin

I couldn’t separate these two, and since they’re so similar, they both get to share spot #10.  Hobgoblin was treated quite well by Toy Biz in the aughts as he received two really sharp figures.  The first Spider-Man Classics Hobgoblin was based on his demonic appearance.  Creatively, the sculpt took some liberties in making him look quite fearsome and the sculpter opted for brown instead of orange for the costume which gave the character a certain gritty-ness not seen in the comics.  As cool as it was, I prefer the more traditional take that came later.  This Hobgoblin is picture perfect when compared with the comic book character.  The colors are vibrant and clean and he wasn’t given some cheesy action feature that could detract from the sculpt.  The pumpkin bomb is permanently affixed to his left hand, but that doesn’t really bother me.  The Green Goblin is every bit as good.  He’s from the Marvel Legends line from the Onslaught wave.  The colors are a bit darker as the Legends line tried to appeal more to adults than the Spider-Man Classics line.  Perhaps a more vibrant paint job would have been more comic accurate, but this works just fine.  It’s not the worst thing in the world to downplay the purple and green color scheme.  Like Hobgoblin, his pumpkin bomb is also permanently attached to his hand.  His glider also has a nice stand for displaying instead of the more cartoonish smoke cloud that Hobgoblin has.  I like the angle the glider’s wings are at too, as it makes the figure much easier to pose.

9.  IF Labs Super Saiyan Vegeta

Dragon Ball Z was a big reason for my renewed interest in action figures.  I got into the series as a teen which made the action figures suddenly appealing.  For awhile, they were terrible as the US distributer, Irwin,  just re-released the old Bandai and AB figures which had long since become outdated.  Eventually, Irwin would start producing its own figures.  There were some growing pains, and the normal five inch line was geared more towards kids than collectors, but they ended up putting out some worthwhile stuff.  Their high grade collector line, IF Labs, had its share of misses but had some hits as well.  IF Labs focused more on the DBZ films, and this version of Vegeta is from the The Return of Cooler OVA.  Articulation wise, the figure leaves something to be desired as its pretty basic, but the sculpt and paint job is bad ass.  Vegeta was one of my favorites from the show, and I was stoked to pick this one up.  He’s around 7″ tall, making him short compared to the rest of the line but still larger than the standard line of action figures.  Irwin/IF never made a better Vegeta than this one, and arguably never produced a better figure than this one.

8. Marvel Legends Apocalypse

Not to be confused with the series 7 Apocalypse action figure, this is the massive build-a-figure Apocalypse from series 12.  At that point, Toy Biz had started releasing each figure in a wave with a piece of a larger figure.  This particular wave of figures came with a piece of the world’s oldest mutant, Apocalypse.  This was a welcomed figure as the series 7 Apocalypse was not well-received.  He was short and fat and a rather poor representation of the figure.  Most figures in the Legends line could trace their appearance to a certain point in time, but that Apocalypse really had no comic counterpart.  This one was true to the likeness of Apocalypse from the ’80s, just huge.  Yeah it would have been nice to have a 6″ scaled Apocalypse as this one is perhaps too big (even though one of Apocalypse’s many mutant powers was the ability to grow in size) but still pretty awesome.  He’s hefty too and one solid figure.  This Apocalypse was the last of the standard waves of figures to feature a build-a-figure of this size.  Future ones were much smaller in scale, which really diminished their coolness (especially for the series 13 Onslaught).  This Apocalypse is a mix of blue and black, though apparently some pieces were colored black where they should have been blue so there are a few more black Apocalypse’s floating around.  The range of motion on his legs is a bit limited, and he’s so top-heavy that he can be hard to stand.  The rest of the figure features typical Marvel Legends articulation.  In the original batch of figures one of his cables was missing and collectors had to go to Toy Biz for a replacement.  As you can see, I went through the effort to have a complete Apocalypse.

7. Unifive Ultimate Saiyan Vegeta

The only character to appear twice on my list, this Vegeta is of a much smaller scale than the previous one and attempts to capture the character in all of his forms from the anime.  It doesn’t quite pull that trick off, but he’s pretty cool nonetheless.  Unifive is a Japanese company and as such this is a Japanese figure that was never released in the US.  He was pretty costly at the time, and has only become more costly since release.  The figure is probably less than 5″ tall though I assume that’s so he can fit in with the other figures from the line (I don’t own any of the other ones).  His coloring is also supposed to resemble the manga more than the anime which basically just means he’s a little darker than usual.  The articulation is rather interesting as it’s mostly cut joints instead of ball joints.  He’s capable of a variety of poses but the cut joints hide the articulation well and make him easy to display.  He comes with a bunch of accessories that I didn’t feel like digging out.  As such, only a couple are displayed in the picture.  He came with four heads:  regular, super saiyan, majin, and oozaru (great ape).  The oozaru head includes damaged saiyan armor like what he wore in his first appearance.  He has a display base that’s just some barren ground with little saibamen heads poking out.  There’s an attachable mountain to cover-up the heads and a little tiny Goku clicks into it so you can display Vegeta in his ape form and he’s actually to scale with Goku!  He also has a removable tail and scouter.  It would have been nice if he had some shoulder pads to more accurately depict him in his Saiyan Saga attire.  There’s also no top to pair with the Majin Vegeta head for an accurate portrayal of that character.  The second set of figures from Unifive (featuring Trunks and Gohan) would do a much better job of accounting for the different looks of the characters.  Short-comings aside, this is my favorite 5″ scale DBZ figure.

6.  Marvel Legends Sentinel

Another build-a-figure, and this one really made use of the format.  This is a more modern take on the Sentinel character from X-Men and he’s pretty bad ass.  Pieces of this figure were distributed in wave 10 which had a very X-Men feel to it.  The coloring is muted and gritty and great care was taken to sculpt the more mechanical parts of the figure making a giant red and purple robot seem almost believable.  Like Apocalypse, there’s a tremendous heft to this figure that’s quite satisfying.  Unlike Apocalypse, his feet are huge making him easy to stand and pose.  He came with a couple of detachable cables (the same that were used for Omega Red from the same series) to coil around various mutants.  Not surprisingly, this one was a real hit with collectors as this was one giant figure that was mostly in scale with the others.  Many would buy multiples of the figures in wave 10 to create their own Sentinel army.  I was satisfied to just have one.

5.  Marvel Select Ultimate Venom

While Toy Biz was releasing highly articulated action figures to toy stores across the globe, Diamond was releasing high grade figures to specialty shops.  Their Marvel Select line had its own scale and focused more on creating a dynamic scene as opposed to making an actual action figure.  Most of the toys featured little articulation but usually came with a display base of some kind.  They also weren’t afraid to tackle some of Marvel’s more obscure characters and embraced the Ultimate Universe that was fairly popular at the time.  I was always a big Venom fan and I always bought the latest action figure to depict him.  Perhaps my standards were set too high considering he was my favorite character, but I often wasn’t completely happy with Venom figures.  This one though is the first I can ever recall being truly satisfied with.  He’s based on his appearance in Ultimate Spider-Man, but Diamond put out two versions of him and this one featured the iconic white spider logo that wasn’t present on the character in the pages of Ultimate Spider-Man.  Like most Venom figures, he’s black but with some purple accents.  He’s a solid and heavy figure and has many sculpted pseudopods protruding from his costume.  I especially like the work done on the head and claws.  He also came with a frightened Peter Parker to torment eternally.  This is easily my favorite Venom action figure and there really isn’t a close runner-up.

4. Masterpiece Optimus Prime and Megatron

I’ve never been anything more than a casual fan of Transformers.  The cartoon never grabbed me like the TMNT cartoon, and I just wasn’t that interested in cars that transformed into robots, as cool a concept as that is.  That concept was cool enough for me to acquire a few Transformers here and there.  As a little guy, I had a couple that I only vaguely remember.  When Hasbro released the Generation 2 wave I bought a couple including the Generation 2 Grimlock and Optimus Prime.  When Takara/Hasbro unveiled the Masterpiece Optimus Prime a few years ago the collector in me had to have it.  Here was the perfect Transformer.  Not only does Optimus look like he was pulled from the cartoon, he also transforms into a perfect rendition of his truck form.  No sacrifices had to be made for one form or the other.  The one pictured is the US version which had smaller smoke stacks (apparently we can’t handle longer ones) but he’s still just as cool.  He came with several accessories, and is actually fairly easy to transform.  My favorite touch is the little button on the back of his head that makes his mouth-piece move like he’s talking.  It kind of makes me want to play with him right now.  And after Optimus was released, it was only a matter of time before a Megatron came out as well.  Like Optimus, Megatron is designed to resemble his cartoon form.  Here the designers weren’t as successful which isn’t surprising considering Megatron’s transformation is the most absurd one in the cartoon.  Still, they did a good job with what they had to work with.  His legs did come out skinny making him hard to stand.  Adding the tremendous weight of his arm cannon just makes posing him even more difficult.  When transformed, he makes for a pretty convincing replica of a Walther P38.  Gun enthusiasts won’t be fooled, but others might.  As a result, the US forced Hasbro to put a bright orange cap on the end which is why I got the Japanese version.  Unlike Prime though, transforming Megatron is a total bitch and is something I’ve only done a couple of times.  He has less die-cast than Prime too, making him more fragile.  He’s definitely the lesser of the two, and other Masterpiece figures like Starscream and Grimlock are probably better, but what’s Optimus Prime without his arch nemesis?  I had to include him.

3. Marvel Legends Deadpool

A piece of advice for any toy manufacturers trying to win me over; I love accessories!  When an action figure comes with everything it’s supposed to I get excited.  Marvel Legends Deadpool is a great example of a character coming with just the right amount of accessories.  He’s got a 9mm, two AK’s, two katanas, and a pair of sai.  He even comes with a second, mask-less head that’s totally creepy and an action stand for cool poses.  All of the details are in place including the goofy Deadpool mask-logo on his belt.  This figure reused probably the most popular sculpt Toy Biz would produce, the Daredevil sculpt, and even left Daredevil’s leg pouch on the right leg.  Reusing sculpts kind of sucks, but if it’s done well I can forgive it and this one is.  The only negative I can say about it are that the shoulders are a bit too bulky.  In that case, appearance was sacrificed some for articulation and Deadpool is loaded with articulation.  He can be posed in just about any position one can dream up and I love that all of his accessories have a place they can be stored on his belt.  The paint scheme is very clean and the costume is spot-on.  He is a perfect action figure.  Toy Biz either underestimated the character’s popularity or just plain had distribution issues because he was a bitch to find in stores.  Not long after Marvel Legends Series 6 was released, Deadpool was showing up on eBay for big bucks.  Really, that whole series was botched as Juggernaut and Phoenix were a colossal pain in the ass to find which is a shame because that was one of the better waves of figures Toy Biz ever put out.  Deadpool also came with Doop from X-Force, the slimer wannabe.  I don’t like Doop, so he’s not pictured.

2.  Hot Toys Dark Knight Batman

You may have noticed that some of these toys appeared in my original post about collections.  That’s not a coincidence because most of my favorite toys are still on display in my home, while the rest are sealed away in the basement.  This one was featured in that post and represents one of the last figures I ever bought.  Normally movie themed lines are terrible.  Action figures seem to always come out better when they’re trying to resemble a piece of art and not an actual person.  Action figures can sometimes point out how absurd a character would look in the real world making the figures totally undesirable or just plain ugly.  This is no such toy.  Hot Toys puts out high grade action figures that are more like dolls than what most would consider an action figure.  These things are stupidly expensive, which is why I only bought one from the series, but are extremely nice.  This take on Batman is from the film The Dark Knight and depicts his updated costume in that film.  He comes with a stand and a bunch of little accessories including an assortment of bat-a-rangs, bombs, and even a second head.  I’ve never bothered to switch him to the Bruce Wayne head because why would I ever want to?  His costume is a rubbery material that works really well because it’s how I imagine the costume would actually feel.  All of the little details are present making this probably the most accurate movie-based figure in existence.  He also came with an extra set of hands but good luck getting the factory attached ones off, I never could.  That’s okay though, because he looks cool as is.  He also sports quite a bit of articulation.  I’ve never gone through the trouble to really pose him but there’s plenty of pictures online of people who have.  If you’ve got about $150 burning a hole in your pocket and really want an awesome Batman toy, you can’t go wrong with this one.

1.  NECA Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Maybe I’m cheating again by making my number 1 action figure four figures, but as you can see, it couldn’t be done any other way.  The Ghostbusters got me into action figures, but my obsession exploded with the TMNT and they were really my first love.  These toys are everything I love about action figures.  They look great, move great, are loaded with accessories, and are of characters that I adore.  Each one has just the right amount of personality to separate it form the rest, perhaps even more so than the comics they come from.  And as you can see, these turtles are based on the ones from Mirage Comics.  Each one comes with a base, some knives, their turtle specific weapons, a little turtle, and an extra set of climbing hands.  That’s all well and good, but all I really care about is that each turtle has his weapons.  Mikey stands out in this regard as his nunchaku have real chains, how awesome is that?!  Every incarnation of the character released before that had all plastic nunchaku and never in my wildest dreams did I ever think one would come along with actual chains.  Raph’s sai are just wide enough that he can fit his fingers within the blades which is cool for display purposes (though I’m too scared to do it as I’m afraid the sai will stretch and break after awhile).  I love the expression on Donatello’s face, it just looks exactly how I picture him.  And Leo is Leo, which means he’s awesome.  Somehow, some way, NECA did not sell enough of these figures to warrant future ones.  They did do an April O’Neil figure that was just as ugly as the source material.  I’m guessing that one sold poorly which is why we never got a Mirage Shredder to join these turtles.  One was unveiled at a Toy Fair along with a Foot soldier, but he has never been released which is a shame.  At least we got four comic accurate turtles that kick all kinds of ass.  And if you really want a comic accurate set, NECA released a four-pack of the Turtles that are colored in black and white.  I prefer the colored ones, but it’s pretty cool they went through the effort of putting out a second set.


Dragon Ball – Season One

Dragon Ball - Season One

This past summer amazon.com had a big anime DVD sale that proved quite tempting.  I’ve never been big into anime, but there’s been some I’ve enjoyed over the years.  Namely, Cowboy Bebop, which I count among my favorite television series of all time.  That wasn’t my first love though, no, that belonged to Dragon Ball Z.

Dragon Ball Z had a funny romance with American audiences.  It was first brought over in the 90’s, and in my area, aired on weekday mornings.  I never payed much attention and apparently I wasn’t the only one as the show died a quick death.  Cartoon Network would later acquire the broadcast rights for its weekday afternoon blocks.  These programming blocks were aimed at a more teenage audience and usually included action cartoons.  Eventually, this block would be re-named “Toonami” and DBZ would become the centerpiece for several years.

I consumed quite a bit when it came to DBZ.  Because dubbing the program proved to be time-consuming, my friends and I often couldn’t wait for the new episodes to hit television and we would instead purchase the VHS tapes as they came out.  I think each tape cost around 20 bucks and contained just 3 episodes a piece.  This was not a cost-conscious way to view the show, but it was all we knew.  Despite this annoyance, I stuck with it through to the end.  I still have a ton of VHS tapes of this show hanging around my basement, probably never to be watched again.

Goku just found out Chi Chi is a girl...

Eventually I grew out of DBZ.  While at first viewing it proved exciting, it would eventually ware off.  The action pieces were cool and flashy, the Z warriors possessed some very imaginative abilities that separated them from standard American super heroes.  The plot lines proved extremely shallow though, and despite the flashy moves the show moved at a snail’s pace.  The heroes love to stand around and all comment individually on how a fight is progressing.  They constantly turn to the same tricks over and over and over again (villain gets hit with a giant blast that fills the area with smoke, everyone thinks the villain is dead, then the smoke clears, mouths hang open) to create suspense but after awhile it proves extremely tiresome.  That’s not to say I don’t still have a soft spot for DBZ, but it’s nothing I consider brilliant.

Dragon Ball, on the other hand, that I can get into.  Dragon Ball is what came before Dragon Ball Z.  It never caught on in America, and only after the success of DBZ did the production company Funimation decide to dub the entire series.  These cartoons would make it onto Cartoon Network as well and I saw most of what would be considered the first season, but real life interfered for me and I never kept up with it.  Plus on television the show had to be heavily edited.  Where DBZ went for over the top action, DB opted for humor and mostly of the perverted sort.  A reoccurring gag of the first season involves our ignorant child hero Goku, the main protagonist for both DB and DBZ,  patting every new person he meets on the crotch to figure out who’s male and who’s female.

Dragon Ball is also less concerned with the next great challenge for Goku and more interested in adventure.  Goku’s abilities are very super-human but not to the degree they will become when he’s an adult in DBZ.  In DB he’s a happy-go-lucky kid who’s been sheltered his whole life.  He’s out of place in the world, but he’s not all that concerned about it.  He’d rather focus on getting stronger and finding his next meal.  That would make for a pretty lousy tale if he wasn’t constantly running into people who needed his help.

Goku with his "grandpa."

The series starts off with Goku meeting Bulma, a teenaged girl out searching for the mystical dragon balls.  Once all 7 are collected, the eternal dragon will show himself and grant a wish to whoever summoned him.  Bulma wants a boyfriend, apparently she’s had no luck finding one herself, but standing in the way is Goku who happens to possess the 4-star dragon ball.  Goku is a young boy who lives out in the woods by himself.  He refers to the dragon ball as his grandpa, and we later learn that Goku used to live with his grandpa until a giant monster stepped on him.  The way Bulma and Goku meet is rather unorthodox, she hits him with her car.  The fact that Goku is still standing intrigues her and she decides to bring him along on her adventure.  He proves nearly indestructible and has a monster appetite.  If that wasn’t unusual enough, he also has a tail.

From here the two travel together in search of the dragon balls via Bulma’s Dragon Radar.  This takes them to various interesting locales where Goku rights wrongs and Bulma finds dragon balls.  We meet the shape-shifting pig Oolong, the desert bandit Yamcha, and the martial arts expert Master Roshi.  Roshi proves to be the character who consistently steals every scene he’s in thanks to his wildly perverted nature.  He just never stops and when our heroes first meet him he agrees to help them only if Bulma will show him her panties.

Bulma isn’t the only one looking for the dragon balls though, the feisty Emperor Pilaf and his goons are as well.  We never really learn just what Pilaf is an emperor of, perhaps he is only in his mind, but he seeks world domination and views the dragon balls as a means to an end.  Pilaf and his cronies are typical incompetent villains.  Goku and his friends are constantly thwarting him.  He’s so inept that Goku often overlooks him and completely forgets about him in later seasons when their paths cross again.

Krillin and Goku get a taste of Master Roshi's unorthodox training methods.

That’s how the first part of season one goes, the second part focuses on Goku training under Master Roshi along with another pupil, the monk Krillin.  Krillin, like Goku, is a young boy with exceptional talent.  He’s not quite as strong as Goku, but makes up for his physical short-comings with brains, something Goku has in short supply.  He takes advantage of the naive Goku to keep up with him during their training under Roshi.  What could have been excrutiatingly boring turns out to be pretty fun as we watch the two compete and train with one another leading up to the World Martial Arts Tournament.

The World Martial Arts Tournament is the climax for season one, where both Goku and Krillin test their skills against the best fighters in the world.  Master Roshi, not wanting his students to win to teach them humility, enters the tournament poorly disguised as Jackie Chun but it seems to fool the kids.  The fights at the tournament feature a nice balance of slapstick and action.  It is perhaps not as fun as the more adventure themed episodes, but they prove rewarding in the end.  Ultimately, season one of Dragon Ball captures everything I love about the series.  There’s tons of genuine laughs, plenty of adventure, and a healthy dose of action.  The plot isn’t entirely immersive, but what it lacks in depth it makes up for in charm.  This is just a really charming show and it’s easy to fall in love with most of the characters.  Dragon Ball Z did some of these things as well, but not on this level.  It’s a bit unfortunate that the sequel overshadows the original, because Dragon Ball is miles ahead of its Z counterpart.

This entry started me mentioning amazon.com had a big anime sale.  Well, that sale proved to be the catalyst to finally get me to see the entire Dragon Ball series.  I bought all five seasons and over the last few months I’ve watched every episode.  I plan on reviewing each entry so if you want to read more about Dragon Ball make sure to check back.


Essential Christmas Viewing (Part 2)

Yesterday I went over some of my favorite Christmas movie and TV specials.  I covered most of the basics, the specials pretty much everyone agrees are required viewing around the holidays.  Today I’m going to go into the more non-traditional ones and focus more on Christmas themed episodes of some of my favorite shows.  Let’s start off with one that should seem pretty obvious to anyone who has read my blog in the past.

It just wouldn’t be Christmas without a little Danzig.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: “Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future” – Cartoon Network has made a lot of money off of their adult swim programs simply by creating funny shorts for practically no cost by traditional standards.  Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one such program where the animation is crude but the laughs often come in bunches.  The first Christmas special for the show was a memorable one, though it had very little to do with Christmas.  The neighbor of the Aqua Teens (Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad) Carl, wakes up one morning to find his swimming pool full of blood and an annoying robot soon shows up with a long, drawn out tale about the origins of Santa.  It’s ridiculous, to put it mildly, and Carl finds out that if he wants to get rid of the blood and the robot he has to give of himself to a great, red, ape…sexually.  Refusing to do so, Carl puts his house on the market which attracts one very interested buyer:  Glenn Danzig.  Danzig voices himself as he becomes the neighbor from Hell and even lets the writers poke fun at him a little.  Light on holiday cheer, but big on laughs, this one is a staple in my X-Mas rotation.

Family Guy:  “A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas” – When Family Guy first premiered on Fox following Super Bowl XXXV it did so with a ratings thud.  It managed to hang around for 3 seasons (more like 2.5) before getting cancelled, and then famously re-emerged several years later.  I loved Family Guy when it first arrived, but over the years I grew tired of it.  The newer episodes rarely entertain me, but many of the old ones can still make me laugh.  Family Guy’s first Christmas special is one such episode.  It’s an appropriate tale for the Griffen family as everything that could go wrong does and we’re treated to an amusing scene where Lois goes bat-shit insane.  Stewie also has a pretty memorable turn as baby Jesus and we get to learn what Peter thinks Christmas is all about.

“Santa Claus is gunning you down!”

Futurama:  “X-Mas Story” and “A Tale of Two Santas” – For me, Futurama and Family Guy will always be linked, just because both premiered on Fox and both met with unfortunate ends before rising from the ashes once more.  While I outgrew Family Guy’s antics, I still love Futurama.  Sure the new episodes haven’t been as good as the first 4 seasons but it’s still a sharp and enjoyable comedy series.  And for the Christmas season, I can’t separate the two specials that came before the cancellation.  “X-Mas Story” serves as Fry’s introduction to what Christmas is like in the year 3000.  It’s literally called X-Mas and is horrifying.  A homicidal robot Santa (voice of John Goodman) patrols the skies on X-Mas Eve and slays anyone he finds (except Zoidberg) and instead of families coming together to spread good cheer, they come together to cling to one another in fear.  “A Tale of Two Santas” followed it where Bender had to take up the mantle of Santa and try to reclaim X-Mas.  It doesn’t go too well and Bender finds himself on death row.  There are lots of witty jokes throughout both and I love Professor Farnsworth’s opinions on 20th century modesty.

Batman The Animated Series: “Christmas With The Joker” – Batman’s second episode marked the debut of Mark Hamill as The Joker.  Hamill’s debut was a flawless one, as The Joker is first shown singing a familiar Batman themed “Jingle Bells” parody as he blasts out of Arkham Asylum and takes over the Gotham television air waves.  Meanwhile, Dick Grayson is trying to get Bruce to sit down and watch It’s a Wonderful Life as he’s never seen it.  When Dick asks why, he coyly replies “I never could get past the title.”  Joker kidnapping some of Gotham’s elite throws a wrench into those plans and we get to watch Batman and Robin try to track him down before a final, satisfying confrontation to close out the episode.

X-Men: “Have Yourself a Morlock Little X-Mas” – I already talked about this one, and every other episode of X-Men, months ago so I won’t say much here.  I’ll just add that, as corny as it is, it always gets me at the end.  Light on action, heavy on sentimentality, it’s a standard holiday special but with the X-Men.

South Park:  “Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo”South Park has many memorable Christmas episodes, so many it’s hard to choose just gone.  There’s Christmas in Iraq, satanic woodland animals, and even Charlie Manson gets in on the fun in one episode.  My personal favorite though will likely always be the original, the episode that introduced us all to Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo.  The premise of a talking piece of poop is outrageous, and the visual gags are a riot, especially the one where Mr. Hankey is seen bathing in Mr. Mackey’s coffee.  The plot of the episode is actually pretty solid as it focuses on how Kyle feels lonely at Christmas because of his Jewish heritage.  This also was the first episode where Kenny didn’t die, which was kind of a big deal in 1997.

Beware the Krampus!

The Venture Bros.:  “A Very Venture Christmas” – This might be the first time I’ve mentioned The Venture Bros. on this blog, which should be considered a crime.  The Venture Bros. is the best show on television.  I can’t get enough of it and have probably seen every episode ten times, if not more.  The lone Christmas special for the brothers Venture is actually the show’s lone half episode as it clocks in at under 15 minutes.  Despite the brief running time, there’s a lot of great gags, most notably the appearance of the Christmas Krampus and the debut of Tiny Joseph.  At some point I’m going to have to start talking about The Venture Bros. more, but this is an okay start.

The Flintstones: “A Flintstone Christmas” – This one’s going back a few years.  The Flintstones had a few memorable Christmas specials, but this one is the only one I’ll go out of my way to view.  It’s sort of a re-make of the first Christmas special where Fred had to fill in for Santa.  In this one, Fred once again has to fill in for an out of commission Santa as he’s laid up at the Flintstone’s residence with a cold.  Unlike the first one though, this time Barney tags along as Fred’s elf and the running time is extended to a full hour.  While Fred and Barney fly around the world delivering presents, Mr. Slate and the wives await Fred’s arrival at a Christmas party where he’s supposed to play Santa.  Just when it looks like Fred’s about to get into a host of trouble, he comes through and the process gets repeated.  Fred ends up getting bailed out by Santa in the end, so they’re even when all is said and done.  It’s too bad Hannah Barbara hasn’t done a better job of getting its Christmas specials out on DVD.  A collection including this one and The Jetsons, Smurfs, and other holiday classics would probably sell pretty well.

Heh heh uhh heh heh

Beavis & Butt-Head Do Christmas – Everyone’s favorite dim-witted duo had a couple holiday specials including this one.  In it the pair take on two holiday classics, A Christmas Carol and It’s a Wonderful Life.  In the first, Beavis envisions himself as the manager at Burger World and finds himself as this tale’s Scrooge.  Only Beavis is unmoved by the visions he sees, he just wants to watch some porn and couldn’t care less that his employees are suffering.  In the second, Butt-Head is shown what life would be like if he were never born, and predictably, everyone is better off for it.  In fact, this story’s version of the Clarence character is here to kill both Beavis and Butt-Head in order to make the world a better place.  He doesn’t succeed, and we’re thankful for it.  During the festivities, we’re also shown segments featuring Santa Butt-Head with Beavis serving as a reindeer.  Butt-Head reads viewer mail and whips Beavis.  When the chicks writing the letters start to fawn over Beavis, he just whips him more and more.  Not only is this a humorous holiday themed episode, it’s also one of the best episodes of the original series.  Here’s hoping for a new Christmas special from these two arrives this month.

Bad Santa– Last but not least, my new favorite Christmas movie.  And by new, I mean

Everyone’s favorite Santa! Well, maybe not…

within the last five years, which makes Bad Santa far more recent than most of the specials I’ve cited across both entries.  Bad Santa is an atypical Christmas movie in that there’s very little Christmas cheer to be had.  Christmas is just a useful time of year for the film’s protagonists, Willie and Marcus, to case a department store while masquerading as Santa and his little elf buddy.  Billy Bob Thornton is outrageous in his turn as Willie, a character with almost no redeeming qualities.  In fact, so unredeeming was Thornton’s character that director Terry Zwigoff was forced to shoot some additional scenes just to make Willie look some-what decent.  It actually was a good move by the studio as some of these added scenes, like the one where Willie tries to teach The Kid how to box, are among the funniest.  This is a dark comedy, and one of the best I’ve seen, Christmas or no Christmas.  The supporting cast is great too and includes the final film role for the late John Ritter.  That said, this isn’t a film for everyone but it’s definitely one for me!

Thus concludes my list of Essential Christmas Viewing.  I definitely enjoy the funny side of the holiday but there’s some sentimentality in there as well.  I will watch all of these specials and more this December.  Hopefully you have a list of your own that you can enjoy, and if I was able to convince someone to check out a special they never saw before then all the better.


Essential Christmas Viewing (Part 1)

We’re past Thanksgiving and the calendar reads December 1st which can only mean one thing:  we are officially in the Christmas season.  Sure retailers try to start the season earlier and earlier each year in an attempt to stimulate consumerism but once December is here even the Scrooges of the world are forced to accept it.

For someone with no religious beliefs what-so-ever, I sure do love this time of year.  Like most people, I find it annoying when Santa and Frosty show up in stores before Halloween.  And by the time New Year’s rolls around I’m pretty sick of the Christmas music at the mall, grocery store, and in every commercial.  Something I seem to never lose an appetite for though are Christmas television specials.  Be they original stories or just Christmas themed episodes of my favorite shows, I tend to love them all.  Well, not all of them.  There are some pretty terrible Christmas specials that surface every season, often multiple times.  And as I have gotten older, I have lost interest in a lot of the Rankin/Bass productions like Frosty the Snowman and Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.  And as someone who isn’t particularly interested in the religious origins of the holiday, I don’t get much enjoyment out of The Little Drummer Boy or Small One.

Every year, right around Thanksgiving, I begin to get the itch.  The itch to dig out my old Christmas specials recorded onto VHS decades ago (now conveniently transferred to DVD) complete with vintage commercials that give me a laugh.  I also dig out the movies and DVD’s of the same material and seek out other specials on cable and make a note of when to tune in.  I’ll watch a lot of specials this holiday season, some that I don’t even particularly care for, but the ones I am about to post on are the ones I have to see every year, sometimes twice!

Mickey’s Christmas Carol – The Dickens classic, only with mice and ducks, Mickey’s

Goofy as Jacob Marley might be my favorite character in this special.

Christmas Carol first showed up in theaters in 1983 alongside the feature film The Rescuers and was once a staple of broadcast TV around this time of year.  There are many adaptations of A Christmas Carol and any television series that lasted more than a few seasons probably has one.  Many I find too derivative and pointless, but this one has always resonated with me.  This is, of course, where we were first introduced to the animated version of Scrooge McDuck, who would go on to star in Disney’s Ducktales.  This Scrooge is wonderfully done, and while he isn’t truly mean, he’s just so self-centered that he can’t be bothered with anything that isn’t making him money.  Mickey plays the role of Bob Cratchit with Goofy serving as Jacob Marley.  The animation is superb, as is often the case with Disney.  The hand-drawn animation even still looks wonderful on my nearly 25 year old VHS copy.  To truly experience this holiday classic though, you need the broadcast version that used to air in the 80’s and

90’s.  This version was shown with three classic Disney short films:  Donald’s Snow Fight, Pluto’s Christmas Tree, and The Art of Skiing starring Goofy.  These shorts can be found on the Disney Trasures collections today, and I’ve seen Pluto’s Christmas Tree included on DVD’s containing Mickey’s Christmas Carol as well.  Pluto’s story, where he and Mickey cut down a tree that just happens to be home to Chip and Dale, is probably my favorite with Donald battling his nephews in an outrageous snow ball fight a close second.  This is classic Disney that kids today have no concept of and this is almost always the first Christmas special I watch each season.

Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas – This one goes without saying, it’s a classic!  If you’ve never seen it then surely you are not from earth, and I welcome you to our humble planet.  I love the Grinch, always have and always will.  And I hope anyone reading this knows that I am speaking of the original TV special from 1966 and not that horrid film that I would prefer to pretend does not exist.  This one has it all, colorful rhymes, unique visuals, and even pleasant songs.  I detest musicals for the most part, and with Disney films I tend to just tolerate them.  With the Grinch, I actually enjoy them which is something even Walt has never been able to get me to do, so bravo to you Dr. Seuss and the folks at MGM.  I’ll probably watch this one at least a half dozen times before New Year’s.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer – I mentioned in the lead in that I don’t particularly enjoy the Rankin/Bass productions any longer, but each year I make an exception for Rudolf.  While at one point in time I may have called this one my favorite (or runner-up to the Grinch), I definitely don’t enjoy it as much today.  The songs stink and I hate The Island of Misfit Toys, but everything else is pretty swell.  Sure that claymation stuff doesn’t really hold up well but it’s at least charming.  I still get a little lump in my throat when Santa asks Rudolf to lead his sleigh.  Nostalgia kicks every now and again.  Stay far away from the sequels though, if you know what’s good for you.

Big Bird, meet the Swedish Chef. He's got plans for you that involve a turkey baster and some stuffing.

A Muppet Family Christmas – Here’s a topical one, what with The Muppets being all the rage again with a new film in theaters.  This was a television special that first aired in 1987 and was seldom seen afterword.  It was notable at the time for combining all of the Muppet properties, namely The Muppets, Sesame Street, and Fraggle Rock, which is probably why the word “family” appears in the title.  The set up is that Fozzy’s mother is getting ready to head off to Malibu for a Christmas get-away and has rented out her farm house to Doc and Sprocket, who viewers at the time knew from Fraggle Rock.  Doc just wants a nice, quiet Christmas away from the city but the Muppets are about to mess everything up on him.  Fozzy, being the good-hearted son that he is, thought it would be nice to surprise his lonely mother by bringing the whole gang out to her house and they show up just before she’s about to head out the door.  Calamity ensues as the house is overriden with the odd-ball Muppet clan, and soon the gang from Sesame Street arrives! You may be wondering what they could possibly add but the writers do a good job of having the Sesame Street characters poke fun at themselves (there’s a delightful exchange between Doc, Bert, and Ernie where they explain what passes for small talk where they’re from) and I’ll always welcome an Oscar the Grouch appearance.  There’s a lot of good one-liners and subplots within the hour long special and even the first appearance of the Muppet Babies.  It closes out with a nice Jim Henson cameo as well.  My only gripe with the special is too much singing, especially towards the end.  I have the original 1987 broadcast which contains even more songs that weren’t released on the VHS/DVD copies to come later.  If you’ve never seen this one, dig it up as it’s pretty entertaining.

A Charlie Brown Christmas – Here’s another one you’re likely to find on every list of this type.  One of the oldest annuals, the classic tale of can’t win Chuck and his seasonal depression have charmed viewers for decades.  It’s hard to pin point what makes this one work so well.  Is it the way the children act like adults?  The catchy theme?  The focus on the commercialization of Christmas we all can identify with?  Or is it the way our protagonist is redeemed during the show’s closing moments?  Probably all of the above, and then some.  The Peanuts gang is in top form for this one, and out of all their holiday specials, this one has always been my favorite.  I still have yet to encounter a solid aluminum Christmas tree though.  I do find it somewhat ironic that this special has spawned it’s own line of commercial items.  People can buy replica Charlie Brown trees and action figures and all kinds of other crap.  It’s probably not what Charles Shultz envisioned when he penned this one so long ago.

This is probably the first image that pops into the minds of 99% of Americans when they hear the name Macaulay Culkin.

Home Alone – The family comedy without the family, as the tag-line refers to it on the VHS release.  Home Alone was a box office juggernaut in 1990 and 19991 and made Macaulay Culkin a fixture at Christmas time.  This is one of those movies parents hated, since it contained lots of stupid scenarious, over-the-top cartoon violence, and screaming.  Kids loved it though, and for some reason it seems like many parents eventually came around to it as well (at least mine did).  Eight year old Kevin McCallister gets left behind when his entire family takes off on a vacation to Paris.  Most people endure the film’s early parts just to get to the memorable robbery scene where the film’s villains, played by Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, get way more than they bargained for from Kevin as they try to loot his house.  The visuals make for a good laugh, but I really enjoy the film’s earlier scenes, notably anything featuring the made-up movie Angels With Filthy Souls.  As was the case with Rudolf, avoid the sequels.  Home Alone 2 is okay, but a carbon copy of the original, while everything after that is utter crap.

A Christmas Story– Another film turned television regular, Ralphie Parker’s

Don't be so glum, I'll see you on 12/25, Ralphie.

obsession with getting a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas is a tale we all can relate to.  At least, I hope everyone can.  I know I can.  In 1993 all I wanted was a Super Nintendo, and in true Ralphie fashion I thought I had been let down again, only to have my dad point out to me that there was something behind the dining room set I missed after ravaging the area underneath our Christmas tree.  Ralphie’s exploits through adolescence and his quirky family dynamics are what make this tale relatable and endearing nearly 30 years after it first came out.  We rise and fall with young Ralphie through each scene and share in his triumph when his Christmas wish comes true.  The fact that the film avoids any real melodrama is a true testament to its writers and crew.  TBS has made this one into a tradition for my family as after we exchange gifts we sit down with some tea and breakfast and watch it on Christmas morning.

That concludes part one of my Essential Christmas Viewing List.  As you probably noticed, this post covered mostly the classics, the ones everyone enjoys with perhaps only a slight twist or two.  My next entry will be more centered on me and the specials I often have to seek out each year that others perhaps do not, so come back and check it out.


X-Men Animated Series Wrap-Up

Over the course of five months I blogged about my favorite cartoon as a kid:  X-Men.  I gave an episode synopsis/review for every episode (well, I cheated a bit by looking at them by plot, so 4-parters weren’t split out by episode as I went through it all) which was a lot of fun for me.  For some, it necessitated a re-watching of the episode which would lead to me watching episodes I didn’t necessarily need to see again, but wanted to.  And with every episode available on DVD, it was really easy.

These DVD covers are pretty awesome.

I was a first day purchaser for each DVD as they were released by Buena Vista.  The DVD’s had some nice, original, box art but the actual content was bare bones.  That is to say, there really wasn’t anything other than the episodes themselves (in broadcast order).  It was disappointing, as even some of the VHS tapes from the ’90’s at least had some roundtable discussions with the creators of the characters and show, but in the end a minor flaw.  I was so happy to finally have the show I adored as a kid on DVD and at the ready whenever I wished to see it that any short-comings could be overlooked.  And much to my satisfaction, the program has aged well.  Sure it may not look and animate as well as modern cartoons but the content and characters are watchable even at an adult age.  That’s something not every cartoon from my youth can claim (I’m looking at you, Mario).

So as a way to put a nice bow on everything, I figured I would list my favorite episodes.  As with my individual reviews, I’ll go by plot so, for example, “Out of the Past” would be considered as one episode, even though it’s two parts.  I’ll draw a line at the four and five part story arches, of which there were 3.  And while those are entertaining, none of them would crack my list anyways as their wide scope is some-what of a hindrance.  Though I suppose if I liked an individual episode enough I would have included it, but I really didn’t.

I figured a top 10 would be too easy, so I settled on doing a top five which proved really difficult.  Ultimately, my criteria was equal parts enjoyment and importance to the series as a whole.  As a result, through no conscious effort on my part, all five episodes ended up coming from the first two seasons.  I’m slightly uncomfortable with that because it makes it seem like the final three seasons aren’t that good, but they are!  There were some tough final omissions and I would be remiss if I didn’t list these honorable mentions:

  • “Cold Comfort” – a personal favorite of mine due to Iceman’s inclusion, it also gave us a nice look at the original X-Men.  My toughest omission.
  • “Days of Future Past” – a fun time travel story that smartly adapted the classic story for the television show.  Some nice intrigue with the Gambit character.
  • “Courage” – I love Morph, so this another personal favorite.  It didn’t have the impact it probably should have had though, making it actually an easier omission than expected.
  • “Bloodlines” – Nightcrawler, the Friends of Humanity, and some soap opera family drama.  Great episode.
  • “Graduation Day” – this one goes without saying, it’s the final episode so it carries much importance.  However, it felt hastily thrown together and could have been a lot better.
So what episodes made my Top 5?  Read on:

Remember when you could only get "X-Men" on VHS one episode at a time?

Till Death Do Us Part – A very important episode that sets up the events for all of season 2.  Morph is reintroduced and when it happened it had impact.  Even though he had only been “dead” for a season it felt like a shock to see him back and as a bad guy.  Mr. Sinister also made his true debut for the series and lived up to his name.  Most importantly though, the Friends of Humanity were introduced serving as a real world enemy for the X-Men and one they couldn’t simply face head-on.  The FOH bring the civil rights aspect of the show into the forefront, and when the writers are working with that mind-set, the show is at its best!

The Final Decision – Season one’s finale and the first time the X-Men team-up with arch enemy Magneto.  Such a partnership would become the norm in later seasons to the point where Magneto didn’t even feel like a villain, but here it had purpose and weight.  The episode’s melodrama where the X-Men are seen walking off into certain doom was chilling, and still is for me today.

A Rogue’s Tale – Perhaps unexpected if you didn’t read my original synopsis, but a great origin story for Rogue and another episode with emotional weight.  Sometimes it feels like the girls of the team get overlooked, but getting a glimpse of the tragic parts of Rogue’s past were revealing and extremely well done.  As a viewer, we empathize with the Ms. Marvel character but at the same time with Rogue as well, blurring the line between hero and villain.  The fact that the episode doesn’t really have a nice, happy ending, just adds to the experience.

I wonder what he would look like if he shaved?

Beauty and the Beast – I considered making this number 1, but couldn’t for what will soon be obvious reasons when I get to number 1.  This episode though represents everything that is great about the X-Men.  Here we have Beast, a mutant who has some neat abilities and can do things normal men cannot, but it comes at the cost of his physical appearance.  Before this episode, we didn’t know Beast that well but from what we did know it seemed like he didn’t let his appearance get him down.  Here we see him vulnerable as his mutant heritage threatens the safety of the woman he loves.  We see the ugliness of humanity both through the FOH and Carly’s father, who can’t even acknowledge Beast as a person even though he gifted his daughter with sight.  The drama is handled exceptionally well for a kid’s show, and the ending always affects me.  If I had to pick just one episode to show someone new to the X-Men what the show is all about, I’d probably go with this one.

Night of the Sentinels – How could it be any other?  This is the episode that started it all and hooked me and millions of others right from the start.  It effortlessly introduces us to the X-Men through Jubilee and the hostile world they inhabit.  The Sentinels prove to be a truly threatening and deceitful menace that earn their distinction by killing the lovable Morph in the second act.  We get classic interactions between Wolverine and Gambit, Wolverine and Cyclops, and Cyclops and Xavier.  We see not only the conflicts that exist in the world, but the ones that exist amongst team members.  The animosity between Wolverine and Cyclops especially is quite riveting and Wolverine drilling Cyke in the gut put everyone on notice, and sent kids flying to toy stores looking for Wolverine action figures.  I can’t think of a better first episode(s) for any series than this one.  It accomplishes everything it needs to and then some.  Today, I still love watching it.  I laugh when Jubilee blasts Wolverine, I ache when Jean relays the news on Morph, and triumph when Wolverine sinks his claws into the neck of a Sentinel.  I love this show!

So that’s my top 5.  Feel free to agree or disagree, I won’t argue as there are many worthy episodes.  I didn’t even list one of the enjoyable Wolverine-centered episodes or any of the clever time traveling ones.  This is such a fun show, if I ever have kids I hope they take to it else I’ll be really bummed.

Though I’ve exhausted the topic of X-Men, there are more shows to revisit.  Perhaps I’ll never do as exhaustive a look at any other show, but I plan to do some DVD reviews at least and I already know what my next subject will cover.  I also intend to get to looking at older video games and talking about my all-time favorites.  I have the CDX to continue fiddling with, and some SNK hardware to talk about.  In short, I’m not lacking for nostalgia.

And lastly, if you haven’t heard Powerglove’s cover of the X-Men theme, where have you been the last year?!


X-Men Season 5 (Part 2)

September of 1997 brought with it the final episode of X-Men, the animated series that first began airing on Fox Saturday mornings on Halloween of 1992.  Shows aimed primarily at kids often last only a season or two, but X-Men made it for 5 years and 76 episodes and to this day is still the longest running television show based off a Marvel Comics property.  While the show wasn’t able to maintain the momentum it generated in the first two seasons, it was largely a quality program for its entire run.  Here, in September of 2011, my series overview will come to an end with the final 4 episodes.  It was a lot of fun reliving my favorite show as a kid and if you wish to do so as well all of the episodes are available on DVD.  The DVD’s themselves are fairly unspectacular but all of the episodes are there and that’s what matters most.  I’ll probably make one more post on this subject to serve as a wrap-up, but this ends the individual episode examinations.

Old Soldiers

Uncanny X-Men #268 probably served as inspiration for this episode.

Now here’s an interesting idea for an episode of X-Men that also gives us a cameo from a classic Marvel character and further adds to the Wolverine mythos.  “Old Soldiers” is a flashback episode triggered when Wolverine visits the grave of someone who must have been important to him at some point in his life, but we’re kept in the dark for now.  The flashback details an outing Wolverine had during World War II where he was joined by none other than Captain America.  Wolverine and Cap are sent to rescue a scientist from the dreaded Red Skull.  We get to see the two break into the compound, confront the Skull and his goons, and escape in a thrilling fashion.

Captain America is depicted well and the writers give him some personality so he’s not some stale Superman clone.  They even go so far as to have Wolverine make fun of him for wearing his ridiculous costume but Cap has a good response illustrating that he’s more than a soldier, he’s a symbol.  The Nazi stuff is predictably toned down but not hidden entirely, which is nice.  Wolverine doesn’t yet have his claws, but the writers give him some slide-on ones that were supposed to help him and Cap scale a wall.  It’s kind of a cop-out and I wish they hadn’t bothered, plus they don’t look like they’d be very helpful for wall climbing.

Cap and Red Skull; it wouldn't have bothered me to see more of them.

There’s a nice little twist ending as well, that I won’t spoil here.  This episode was probably inspired by Uncanny X-Men #268, though sadly, they weren’t able to work Black Widow into the story.  The animation works pretty well, though I do dislike how wild Wolverine’s hair looks in the present time portion of the episode.  All in all, a cool one-shot and sadly the last of the Wolverine episodes.  As overexposed as Wolverine is, his solo episodes are very good and rarely disappoint.

Hidden Agendas

This episode contains another first-time cameo, this time it’s the mutant Cannonball from both the New Mutants and X-Force.  Unfortunately, it’s one of the least memorable.

Rogue and Gambit's new look.

Rogue travels to the south to meet a young coal miner who was recently exposed as a mutant to his small town.  Rogue presents herself as a teacher (borrowing Gambit’s last name) in an attempt to reach out to the young Sam Guthrie.  Surprisingly, Sam does not encounter much hostility from the locals but soon some government agents show up and start meddling around.  The resulting scenes are so predictable they’re dull, and in the end Sam ends up staying right where he is.

The episode is notable for the debut of Gambit’s new voice actor, whom I don’t particularly care for too much.  I also don’t like how Rogue looks with this new animation style as she seems to have more of a toon quality than most.  It proves distracting and undermines the episode’s serious plot.

Descent

Here’s an interesting episode I never thought we’d see, and perhaps the best of season 5.  “Descent” is another flashback episode though we’re not really certain who’s flashback it is until its close.  It takes place in old London and focuses on two characters, Dr. James Xavier and Dr. Nathaniel Essex.

Dr. Essex is brewing something sinister.

Obviously, Xavier is a descendent of the Charles Xavier we know.  Comic book readers will know who Essex is through name, but most television only viewers will easily figure out that he’s in some way related to the villain Mr. Sinister.  Xavier and Essex are rivals who both approach the work of Charles Darwin differently.  Xavier believes genetic mutation is random while Essex believes it can be influenced by science.  Essex takes the same view that Magneto will, which is that mutated humans are the next step in human evolution and thus destined to be superior.

The episode appropriately illustrates the descent of Nathaniel Essex from public ridicule to outright scorn.  Essex is soon discovered to be experimenting on his own wife and a mob is organized to confront him and chase him out of town.  This basically forces Essex to begin experimenting on himself which ultimately leads to the birth of Sinister.

This is just a bad ass picture of a Victorian Sinister, one that needed inclusion in this post.

This episode is just a great character study and gives the audience insight into how Sinister’s philosophies were born.  Seeing Sinister get rejected by Darwin is also a fun visual and giving a more personal rivalry to the Sinister/Xavier conflict is also welcome, as before this episode the two characters really didn’t encounter one another much.  I suspect for kid viewers this one may have been a little dull but I consider it one of the most underrated episodes for the series.  A true hidden gem.

Graduation Day

And here we are, the final episode.  Unlike most shows, X-Men gets a proper series finale and does provide some sense of closure.

The basic plot of the episode reintroduces the conflict that got it all started; mutants and humans, Magneto and Xavier.  Old pal Henry Gyrich returns at the beginning (minus his trademark glasses and with a new hair color) as a speaker at a hearing on mutant rights and he springs an attack on an ill Charles Xavier that outs Xavier as a mutant (I never knew the public was kept in the dark this whole time, I suspect I’m not the only one).  The resulting attack combined with Xavier’s health lands Charles on his death bed.  The general mutant population is outraged, and war seems inevitable.

Jean finally gets to rock the yellow and blue.

The X-Men are left to deal with the resulting upswing in conflict, while Magneto lurks on the periphery.  Morph gets to make a return and poses as Xavier on television (the animation for his morphing power is terrible, by the way) in an attempt to quiet the masses.  Meanwhile, Cyclops, Jean, and Wolverine head off to find Magneto and hope to quiet his rebellion.  Mutants have amassed around some cave Magneto is apparently living in, lead by Sunfire.  They are patiently awaiting direction from their leader who has yet to show himself.  The X-Men sneak in a rear entrance they uncover and confront Magneto after he destroys the blackbird.  Magneto, foolishly believing the X-Men were that easy to take out, is taken unawares but soon gains the upper hand.  When Jean springs the news on him that Xavier is dying he is stunned, and thus begins his monologue.  Magneto is understandably torn.  He loves Xavier as a brother despite their rivalry, and yet now is his chance to realize his own dream.  Suddenly, Jean realizes Magneto could help save Charles, and Magneto reluctantly agrees to accompany them back to the mansion.

Magneto’s powers somehow are able to amplify Xavier’s and he is able to awaken momentarily.  This grants us a final scene where Charles is able to go around the room and individually acknowledge and say goodbye to each member of the X-Men from his bed, including Morph and Magneto.  Some of it is genuinely touching, particularly his good bye to Cyclops, but once complete it looks like Xavier’s time is up.  Then out of no where, Lilandra teleports in and slaps some device on Xavier’s forehead.  She lets the X-Men know that the technology of the Shi’Ar can save their beloved professor, but in order to do so she must take him away and is unsure if he’ll ever be able to return.  Thus the episode comes to a close with Xavier imparting words of encouragement telepathically.  As the screen fades we’re left with a final group shot and many questions.  Is Morph finally back on the team?  Is this what is needed to get Magneto to finally marry himself to Xavier’s cause?

Obviously, these questions are never to be answered as the show is brought to a nice conclusion.  If I have one complaint about this episode it’s that the pacing is off.  Everything moves far too quickly due to time constraints.  I would propose that this episode should have at least been a two-parter, if not more, with Magneto’s army being bigger and more impressive.  It also could have served to get more cameos into the mix as mutants are forced to choose sides.  The lesser episodes of season 5 could have been scrapped to accommodate this, but sadly the writers didn’t have the foresight to do this.

Nonetheless, “Graduation Day” is a fitting farewell to our mutant heroes and one that is all too bittersweet.  Some of the more narrative heavy episodes of season 5 and the renewed human-mutant conflict of the final episode illustrate that this show still had legs, if placed in the proper hands.  Still, it was a good run and a faithful portrayal of the X-Men that has been equaled by no other movie or television series since.

So long X-Men, and thanks for the memories.