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The Fantastic Four: First Steps

As a kid, I did a lot of my comic reading in the early 90s and as a kid in the early 90s that largely meant X-Men. The X-Men were the “it” team of the moment and seemed so far and above the rest of the pack in terms of coolness. Batman was still in style on the strength of the Burton films and the animated series and Spider-Man (and Venom) was also pretty hot. When it came to comic and comic card trading with friends, those all commanded top dollar. One franchise that did not was The Fantastic Four.

It could have just been my little corner of the world, but The Fantastic Four were regarded as your dad’s comic book franchise. They were pretty lame. If you went to Toys R Us hoping to score a Venom, Spider-Man, or Punisher action figure there was a decent chance you would have to settle for the Fantastic Four instead. I personally never settled, though I was a little interested in The Human Torch. Even though I didn’t particularly care about the franchise, my earliest Cartoon Network memory is becoming aware of the channel by seeing a listing for a Fantastic Four cartoon in TV Guide airing on the network. We didn’t have access to the channel in my market, but it was about a year later that we did and I wanted to check out that damn cartoon. Too bad it was pretty bad, but not as bad as those lone cartoons based on The Thing where the character was a kid who activated his Thing power via a magic ring: Thing Ring do your thing!

I will say they have a good tailor.

Despite my feelings on The Fantastic Four growing up, it’s hard to argue that they’re not Marvel royalty. Created by Jack Kirby and Stan Lee, the group is one of the oldest superhero teams with a memorable rogues gallery headlined by Dr. Doom. When comic book movies exploded in popularity, 20th Century Fox threw The Fantastic Four into the mix with a pair of films in the 2000s that made money, but didn’t seem to make a huge cultural impact. Fox decided a reboot was necessary and the franchise returned in 2015. Again, it made money, but not the kind of money that gets studio executives excited. Fox was reportedly still kicking the tires on more movies, but the acquisition of 20th Century Fox by Disney in 2019 put an end to that. Now, Marvel and Disney are back with what it hopes will be the definitive take on the franchise in film. Ever since Avengers: Endgame basically put a bow on the massive story begun with 2007’s Iron Man, Marvel has been searching for that massive hit that catapults them into the next big event film. Attempts via Disney+ and other films have been met with mixed results, but can The Fantastic Four get audiences as hyped as Avengers did back in 2012?

The setting is practically a character on its own.

The Fantastic Four: First Steps is a film that has been in the works basically ever since Disney acquired 20th Century Fox. It took some time to get right, but once it did we ended up with a picture helmed by Matt Shakman with a screenplay by Josh Friedman, Eric Pearson, Jeff Kaplan, and Ian Springer. The film stars Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards/Mr. Fantastic, Vanessa Kirby as Sue Storm/The Invisible Woman, Joseph Quinn as Johnny Storm/The Human Torch, and Ebon Moss-Bachrach as Ben Grimm/The Thing. The film is set in 1964, but a futuristic take on the era. This is a world where technology has advanced by leaps and bounds thanks to incredibly smart people like Richards. When we find him early in the film he’s working on teleportation just to give you an idea where we are as a society. As such, it doesn’t look like 1964 other than some design cues and the setting is really it’s own character. The closest example I can think of is Batman (1989) and it’s not 1940s setting that also kind of looks like 1940s America.

She does not bring tidings of great joy.

When we meet The Fantastic Four we’re informed right away that this film starts with their fourth anniversary as a team. Their origin is relayed via montage delivered by an in-universe television special and includes some cameos of their more famous adversaries though with one notable omission. When we actually meet the team, we learn right away that Sue and Reed are expecting a child, something they had been trying for with little success for years. This also sets off massive amounts of anxiety for the father-to-be who can’t help but wonder what effect their cosmic-induced mutations will have on his unborn child. Concerns have to be dismissed for an unusual individual soon reveals themself to the world: Shalla-Bal (Julia Garner), aka The Silver Surfer. She comes baring the unfortunate news that Galactus (Ralph Ineson) has marked Earth for consumption. This naturally comes as a surprise to all involved and it falls on The Fantastic Four to journey into space and barter with the world-devouring entity in hopes of sparing the Earth. They do manage to make it all the way to where Galactus dwells for a face-to-face with the massive entity and find a being who actually is willing to make a deal. The only problem is Galactus desires but one thing: the unborn son of Reed and Sue.

The shadow of Galactus looms large.

That becomes the central conflict of the film: would a parent give away their own child to save the world? It’s a pretty unfair question to ask, but I’m sure you can guess what Reed and Sue want to do and also guess that the rest of the world has a different opinion. The film mostly keeps its focus on that, but also finds time to show Ben trying to find his place in the world and Johnny’s obsession with trying to uncover more information on Shalla-Bal. The film is a tidy 114 minutes and never loses sight of the fact that this is The Fantastic Four’s film. It sounds cliche, but they do a great job of maintaining that family element without resorting to terrible sitcom tropes. This isn’t Full House, but it’s also not some anti-Full House either. There’s conflict between members of the family, but it’s organic. These characters know each other extremely well and love each other. They can annoy each other, but they also rely on each other. And I like that the film remembers that these are all super smart astronauts. Johnny isn’t some dumb jock spending all of his time trying to pick up chicks and The Thing isn’t a big grump who just wants to smash stuff. There’s nuance to all of them and I found it really gratifying to see them rally around a young Franklin Richards (Ada Scott and what Wikipedia refers to as “several other babies”) because that’s what The Fantastic Four should do.

Putting young Franklin at the center of the plot works well for a film emphasizing the family element.

When you have a cast that includes a rock man, a silver woman, and a planet devouring god-being you’re going to need some special effects. Marvel Studios does a solid job bringing characters like The Thing to life. You’re not going to forget that he’s a CGi being, but he doesn’t look out of place. Silver Surfer is also handled rather well and the film is pretty confident about placing this ridiculous being into the film and not making a big deal out of it. Galactus hews pretty close to his classic design with some modern embellishments, but the film definitely doesn’t shy away from showing the being. The colors are muted, but not removed or replaced and I suppose he looks as good as he probably could. The sets look like real sets in many places which is a nice touch over the green screen sets the MCU traditionally relies upon. H.E.R.B.I.E., the resident helper robot, looks like a mix of practical and CG elements and will likely be a crowd pleaser. Maybe not on the same level as Krypto, but kids will enjoy the little robot.

Your kids are going to want one of these.

The film does move fast which may have some questioning if it should have been longer. It’s a bit of a double-edged sword as I think audiences have superhero fatigue and the two and a half hour movies have become exhausting. I very much like how the film gives you the cliff notes version of the origin, though I can also understand some people wondering just what exactly Sue Storm’s powers are? Mr. Fantastic doesn’t get to show off his powers much and the crew really doesn’t get to engage with villains for much of the film. It’s a more procedural film with most of the action reserved for the last act. For action buffs, that’s a bad thing. For me personally, I wasn’t bothered by it. I think it helps set The Fantastic Four apart from more action-heavy franchises. I’m interested in these characters more as characters than as superheroes. It’s an approach that I think will serve the X-Men well whenever they finally get to run wild over the MCU.

The film decided to go the CG route for The Thing and the results are mostly fine.

One final point of criticism I have for the film resides with the ending. If you want zero spoilers about that ending (i.e. when we can expect to see The Fantastic Four again) then skip the rest of this paragraph as I’m going to talk about the mid-credits stinger. Yes, this film has a scene during the credits meant to hype the next adventure. Throughout the film I was quite content with how contained it was. There wasn’t any homework and I didn’t feel like Marvel was setting up another movie. Nothing felt sacrificed or incomplete for the sake of a larger narrative. Then came that mid-credits scene. I won’t actually spoil wht happens in the scene, but it concludes with “The Fantastic Four will return in Avengers: Dooms Day.” I don’t know if I let out an audible groan, but I felt like it. This film did such a good job of making me care about these characters that I don’t want to see them quickly thrust into an even larger ensemble. Now, the scene did follow a “Four years later,” message so it gives Marvel Studios a chunk of unexplored time they can go back to for later films, if they want, but I’d much rather see another Fantastic Four film before seeing them integrated with the Avengers. I know this Dooms Day thing is what the studio is hoping will do Infinity War/Endgame dollars, but I think Marvel and Disney are chasing a dragon there.

Hopefully we get to see a lot more from this group. There are always issues for The Fantastic Four to deal with.

Such concerns could be all for nothing. We’ll see. It also doesn’t really harm First Steps as a movie experience which is one I had a lot of fun with. I don’t think it’s in contention for best comic book adaptation or anything, but it’s a solid B+ theater experience. For the first time in my life I actually care about The Fantastic Four. I want to see more of these characters, this cast, and this really fun setting. Hopefully we do get more of that and hopefully this movie kicks off a new era for The Fantastic Four. The devoted fans have certainly waited a long time for this.

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Superman (2025)

When I was a kid, the only superheroes with any box office success to speak of were the biggest heroes from Detective Comics: Superman and Batman. The Superman films starring Christopher Reeve were probably the first superhero movies I ever saw. If not them then the honor would belong to Batman (1967). It wouldn’t be long until Tim Burton’s take on the Dark Knight rocked the box office and became a merchandizing juggernaut. It followed a tetralogy of Superman films that had really run out of steam. Batman was the new “It” hero for the film world and no one else mattered or could find success. Not until Fox and Sony started winning audiences over with their takes on X-Men and Spider-Man. The Marvel Cinematic Universe followed, and even though during that era there was a trilogy of very successful Batman movies from director Christopher Nolan, it feels like Warner Bros. and DC have been trying to emulate the Marvel method with its films with little to show for it.

Enter James Gunn. After entrusting the DC film universe to Zack Snyder to middling results, Warner Bros. searched for someone to spearhead a second attempt at a shared DC film universe. Gunn was known to them through work he had already done for the studio including including films The Suicide Squad and the HBO series Peacemaker. Gunn of course was the director for three very successful Guardians of the Galaxy films for Disney and Marvel and the prevailing thought at Warner must have been if Gunn can take a relatively unknown comic franchise like Guardians and turn it into a mega-successful film franchise then surely he can do the same for the already famous characters of DC? His first task: create a new franchise with Superman serving as the anchor character to kick things off.

Superman may be one of the most famous superheroes in the world, but it feels like his time as the most popular has long since past him by. Film attempts at reviving the character have not been received all that well and Batman has taken over as the face of Detective Comics. It almost feels like at some point in the 80s a rift developed between the two fictional characters that carried over into the fandom. If you were a Batman fan then you thought Superman was lame. If you were a Superman fan then Batman was a joyless, grim-dark, sadist. The talk of a Batman vs Superman movie became a thing that eventually happened and even when comic book royalty like Jim Lee took over the Batman books he made sure to work in a Batman vs. Superman scene into his Hush story. This can probably be traced back to Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns which contains probably the most famous and iconic physical stand-off between the two the atmosphere of which helped to influence Burton’s Batman which helped define the character for the next decade-plus.

The film begins with Superman looking less like his usual self and more like Yamcha.

All of this is to say that Superman arrives with a great deal of expectation. There’s expectation from the studio that this will be the catalyst for a mega-successful film franchise to follow, and not just for Superman himself. There’s the hope from fans of the character that this is the movie that will get him right and do justice for the character that many feel the previous films failed at. And then there’s the naysayers, the anti-Superman crowd and Snyder loyalists which has been stoked by recent cries that Superman is getting too political because Gunn dared to point out that he’s an immigrant and his story is an immigrant story. The film drops at a prescient time for such notions as currently immigration is the focal point of the current administration in the United States with ICE raids and protests against said raids often dominating the news. Can this film possibly serve both crowds and win over a large majority of move-goers this summer?

Despite how this looks, this is thankfully no “Trial of Superman” type of film.

No, probably not. Those who have decided that this new movie is too political and against their conservative leanings going into it are not going to be swayed. And those who thing Superman sucks of only Snyder’s portrayal mattes have made up their minds already so why bother convincing them otherwise? For that other crowd though, I do think many are going to leave the theater with some measure of satisfaction. This is the portrayal of Superman that they were likely looking for, and while the film is far from perfect, it’s also pretty far from terrible.

Superman (played by David Corenswet) opens at an interesting time for the character: his first defeat. Some text overlay is present to inform the audience that Superman has been on this world for 30 years and revealed himself to the public 3 years prior to the events of the movie. This is not an origin story, though if you know nothing about Superman going into it you’ll have the gaps filled in enough without a lot of direct exposition. Superman also gets to open the film in a Yamcha pose. If you are a Dragon Ball Z fan then you know what I am referring to as the character is laying in a fetal position in a crater in the arctic. If you saw the first trailer then you saw this scene. It’s an interesting way to introduce the audience to the character as it informs us that this is a Superman who can feel and experience pain. Some takes on the character make him basically invulnerable to all things not Kryptonite. This Superman is indeed a super-powered individual and no mortal man could ever hope to best him at any physical test, but other super-powered beings can perhaps stand a chance.

This film very much wants to remind you that Superman’s priority is safeguarding the people (and animals) of the planet he now calls home.

The Superman of this universe is an eternal optimist. He is here on this world to do good, as his biological parents instructed via a pre-recorded message, and that’s his goal. When a fictitious foreign power tries to invade a neighboring country, Superman puts a stop to it with his own brand of justice. That lays the foundation for one of the film’s central conflicts – can a man of his power who owes no allegiance to any nation be allowed to act in such a way? To Superman, he is doing right. The invasion would have cost lives and Superman prevented that. To an adult in the political world, there’s more nuance. The invading country (Boravia) claimed it was liberating the people of the country it invaded (Jarhanpur) from an oppressive regime. Lives would have been lost, but they would have better off in the end, or so they claim. Superman disagreed and since he holds the power it’s his opinion that supersedes all others. He consulted no political authority before acting as he did and the fear is what if he’s wrong?

Hoult’s cocky and obsessive Luthor is hopefully a villain with real staying power.

To a man like Lex Luthor (Nicholas Hoult) this is a very scary proposition. He has some sympathizers in the US government, but none are eager to go toe-to-toe with Superman who is not only extremely powerful in his own right, but also extremely popular. Luthor is motivated by more than just fear though. He’s not a man out to make the world a better place, but a better place for him. He’s greedy and jealous and his jealousy towards Superman has been all-consuming. He wants to out Superman as someone the public should fear, and then he wants to kill him. He has been studying Superman these past three years and has used his considerable wealth to hire some very smart people to help him do that. Among his ranks are two creations: Ultraman and The Engineer. Ultraman is an incredibly strong creation of mysterious origins while The Engineer (María Gabriela de Faría Chacón) is some sort of techno-engineered human capable of breaking her body down into tiny nanobots.

The Justice Gang has a role to play, but not a sizeable one.

Other heroes, or metahumans, exist in the world including the Justice Gang (working title). This group consists of Green Lantern (Nathan Fillion), Hawkgirl (Isabela Merced), and Mister Terrific (Edi Gathegi). If you know nothing of those heroes from the comic books good luck understanding what their powers are beyond a superficial level. The film isn’t interested in sifting through lore and all one needs to know for the film and their presentation is they’re some pretty powerful people. There’s also the Daily Planet crew where Clark Kent is employed and we meet the usual suspects for a Superman film. Lois Lane (Rachel Brosnahan) is the lead reporter and the one we’ll spend the most time with. Along with her is Jimmy Olsen (Skyler Gisondo) who is traditionally a photographer, but in this film I don’t know what his role is. He’s not a reporter, even though he has the best sources, and he defers to others and operates like an assistant. Perry White (Wendell Pierce) serves in his customary role as the editor-in-chief.

The film is primarily concerned with presenting Superman as a force for good and what is morally right and just. Cronenswet is perfectly suited for such a role. He has an innocent charm about him as well as the physique. He doesn’t wrestle with his decisions of what is right and what is wrong because he feels he knows inherently the difference between the two. An interesting dichotomy is displayed when he and the Justice Gang take on a kaiju-like beast in Metropolis. Superman struggles with the beast because he wants to subdue it and take it to an intergalactic zoo of some kind while the other heroes see killing the creature as the quickest way to neutralize the threat. Superman, for all his power, doesn’t appear to subscribe to the theory that might makes right, he’ll use his considerable might as he deems necessary, but he’s not a killer. This juxtaposes with the cynical world around him. Lois, in particular, clashes with him because of her more jaded, but also typical, outlook for an adult woman in a modern day setting. She can raise these issues with Superman, but all they do is frustrate him because seemingly no one else sees the world as clearly as he does. The only thing I don’t like about this Superman is his costume. Yes, it’s pretty close to his classic look, but he has that texture and piping that has become commonplace in super hero movies and TV shows. It’s uninspired and overdone and looks like Superman through the lens of The Boys.

Holt definitely gets the most opportunity to steal some of the spotlight.

Hoult’s Luthor is a proper villain for Superman, one who can’t ever hope to match him physically, but can do so in other ways. He’s portrayed as a very smart, savvy, and even patient man since he’s been working to put his plans into motion for years at this point. He’s also prone to emotional outbursts and Hoult is able to straddle a fine line between lethal mastermind and over-the-top theatrics. The background conflict between the two warring nations feels like a clear proxy for conflict in the middle east. Gunn has been working on this film since 2022 so it’s hard to say if that conflict is meant to be a stand-in for something as politically charged as Israel and Palestine, but present day audiences are likely to go there.

If you were hoping to see a lot more of the reporters at The Daily Planet then you may be disappointed.

And that’s where Superman is likely going to come up short for some people. Those who want the movie to have a very clear stance on present day topics like the current one in Gaza are going to be left wanting more. The criticism, if there is any, is largely toothless. The moral questions of whether or not Superman is right or wrong is basically introduced, but mostly dropped. It serves as a catalyst for the plot which then quickly becomes just another sci-fi, comic booky, conflict where the fate of the world is at stake. The film provides a resolution to the plot, but not really any of the other stuff. And amidst the climax the human characters basically get swallowed up. If you’re someone who feels the Daily Planet staff is an integral part of the Superman experience then you too will be left underserved. The film literally puts the only important characters from that group (and even the non-important ones who get little face-time) in a bubble to ride the whole thing out. I won’t go so far as to say the Daily Planet stuff could have been stricken from the film without any loss, but it’s close. On the plus side, the film is at least confident with its sci-fi. It doesn’t get bogged down in the how or why these things can happen, they just can. For some viewers that may be frustrating while others are more apt to just accept the reality of the film for what it is.

DC and Warner are probably counting on this dog to move some merch and he probably will.

The other character I have to mention is the one likely to help offset some of the losses in the adult audience and that’s Krypto. The super canine was introduced in the initial trailer and you won’t have to wait long to see him on the big screen. I have never been a Krypto fan. Even as a kid it felt like pandering to a young audience that I saw through despite my enjoyment of dogs. He’s probably here to help pander to that younger audience once again and maybe win over some dog people who ordinarily wouldn’t care about Superman. His portrayal is better than expected as Krypto is not some well-trained companion, but a force of chaos. He’s a bit unruly and pup-like and it’s probably because he’s a bit neglected being forced to live in Superman’s Fortress of Solitude (it’s never actually called that in the film, but you get the idea). He has not been socialized with other dogs, probably because he’d accidentally destroy them, and Superman isn’t available to train him. He’s still a good boy though so the audience is probably going to enjoy him more than I did. I know my kids left the theater saying he was their favorite part.

John Murphy and David Fleming handled the score with liberal use of the Superman theme composed by John Williams. I was very happy to hear that theme returned as there’s no reason to ever craft a new Superman theme. The films makes use of it in different ways adjusting the tempo and intonations, but it’s unmistakable. I do wish at some point there was a performance a bit closer to the one from the 70s, even if just over the end credits, but the film denied us that. It’s also worth noting that even though this is a launching point for a new DC film universe, it doesn’t feel like one. Yes, there’s a mid-credits and a post credits scene, but they’re not teasers. There isn’t any obvious setup for a future film or story and the plot is self-contained. It may seem a bit ridiculous to praise a film for telling a story and committing to it, but the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become exhausting to follow and it’s nice to just sit and watch a film without wondering “What’s next?”

Okay, I’ll admit it, he’s a good boy.

Superman is a good film. It’s probably not the genre or character-defining moment some want it to be, but if you’re in the market for a good Superman story presented in a capable manner then there’s enough here to enjoy. Where the film comes up short is in its approach to plot points many would consider topical. If you wanted a strong denouncement of the immigration policies in the US or criticism of what’s going on in Gaza well you’re not really going to get it. Should the film have gone farther? Perhaps. I don’t think it would have hurt commercially as the people refusing to see the film because it’s “woke” have already made up their mind and aren’t going to give it a fair shake anyway. There’s always a danger in playing it safe because it can turn off the audience you were likely to have anyway and alienates the one you never were going to appeal to. And it’s never a bad thing to take a stand on what’s right, provided it’s truly the position of those making the art. Those who wanted to see more of Superman’s supporting cast might also be left disappointed. This isn’t a solo Superman story, but it’s also not one heavily reliant on others, but maybe we needed that after films and stories all too willing to place the character on the back burner. It’s also 129 minutes long and feels just about right so while there are things I might have liked to have seen included, I can’t say I wanted another bloated 150 minute comic book movie. Hopefully, Gunn and DC can stick with telling more Superman stories and be less concerned with telling the story of the Justice League or whatever else you know they want to build to. My fear is this is an outlier just to establish Superman and DC is going to just go back to trying to emulate what Marvel has done. Not every film needs to be building towards something bigger and better. There are plenty of Superman stories worth telling. We have the cast and hopefully we have vision at the top to usher in a new era for the character.

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Superman (1978)

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NECA TMNT Secret of the Ooze Keno with Scooter

Pizza’s here!

It was a little less than two years ago that NECA unveiled not one, but two, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles exclusive items for San Diego Comic Con. One of those, the four pack of turtles from the movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, I purchased and reviewed in this space as I often do. The other, the first ever action figure of Ernie Reyes Jr. as Keno from the movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, I passed on. Not because I disliked the release or was limiting myself to only one item, but because NECA wanted 100 bucks for it. I have said in this space before that I do not like the second movie in the TMNT film franchise. I found it enjoyable as a kid, but it’s a bad movie. Reyes Jr. gives a fine performance as Keno and he’s not the reason the movie is bad, it’s a lot of things. Still, I was interested in adding a Keno to my figure shelf because he was a part of it and a part of my childhood. And if I was going to add a Keno, a Keno from the beginning of the movie where he’s delivering pizzas is my ideal Keno. I’m just not willing to spend 100 bucks on it.

I guess two Kenos are better than one?

Driving the price of Keno was the inclusion of his scooter, but driving the price even higher was a bunch of swag being tossed in. If you ever purchased one of the NECA themed Loot Crates then you know what I’m talking about. You get an action figure that’s worth maybe half the value of the total package while the rest is made up of a t-shirt, keychain, and other assorted junk. It was all stuff I didn’t want and didn’t want to pay roughly 40 bucks for. The following summer, NECA released a Keno and Foot two-pack that I did end up getting. It depicted Keno from his test with the Foot Clan as he was trying to gain admission. Again, not my preferred Keno, but I figured why not? Maybe a month or so ago we found out that Keno and his scooter were coming back. NECA didn’t say how or when, just that it was happening. Fast forward another couple weeks, and he’s a surprise inclusion at Walmart Collector Con. Best of all, he retails for the now standard two-pack price of $60. Waiting almost two years got me the price I wanted, but it also got me to buy a different Keno set I might have passed on had I just spent the 100 bucks in the first place so I’m actually out $120, but I have two Kenos. And a scooter. And a plus-sized Foot ninja. Win?

“Hey! It’s that kid we’re friends with for one movie!”

The Keno and scooter set is exactly the same as the one sold for Comic Con. As far as I know, there was no stamp or sticker or anything put on the box of that release, it was just the extra stuff that ended up being exclusive. The figure, accessories, and the deco all appear to be identical. This is Keno from his first appearance as a delivery boy for Roy’s Pizza. He’s in his long-sleeved shirt and jeans and has the scooter and other equipment to make sure those pizzas arrive fast and hot. The figure is the exact same height as the training Keno at roughly 6.3″, but by default this one has a unique portrait with a very wide smile. He looks ready to laugh and it’s not a very good likeness. His forehead seems huge and there’s just these deep grooves around the mouth area that really makes it protrude almost like a feline. The sculpt for Keno’s signature mullet looks fine, but the paint around it is sloppy. It looks like they would have been better off doing the head in two pieces so the hair didn’t need to be painted as carefully. It’s not typical NECA quality.

I do not care for this portrait.

The sculpt for the rest of the body is mostly fine. The shirt is done with an overlay for the torso while the sleeves are molded as part of the arms. There is a disconnect between the painted red on the overlay and the rest plastic used for the arms with the sleeves being noticeably darker. Again, an unusual issue for NECA since they tend to just paint over everything anyway, but they apparently opted not to with the arms. The white portions of the shirt are covered in tiny spots to simulate dirt and grim, I suppose. I honestly didn’t notice it in the promo shots and thought my figure might be defective. I then thought that maybe these new splatters were an update to differentiate it from the first release, but nope, both have it and once I saw it on the figure I started noticing it in the photography. The shirt is greasy and gross in the movie, but it looks more authentic for someone handling greasy pizza. Here it looks more like he was riding his bike behind a truck in a rainstorm.

Back to work, kid!

I mentioned my dislike for the default portrait so it’s probably a good thing that Keno comes with an alternate head. This is the same head that’s included with the training Keno set and it’s a more subtle smile. This one looks like Reyes Jr. to me so it’s the one I’ll rock. And it also works out that I had the more intense head on my training Keno so I won’t have to display them with the same head (you can also use that head on this figure, if you were wondering). For hands, we get a set of fists, gripping, and open hands. And since he is a pizza delivery boy, he comes with the warming sleeve or whatever those things are called for the pizza box to go into. And yes, there is a pizza box as well. To my surprise, there’s no actual pizza in the box, but that’s probably because they would have had to sculpt a newer, smaller, pizza because this box is tiny compared to what came with the turtles. I think the thickness of the sleeve forced them to go smaller because the scale looks fine, but maybe it too is a little small. It’s hard to say. It’s also possible the pizza box that came with the turtles isn’t in proper scale.

“All right! Keno with the hook-up!”

Articulation for Keno is fairly basic. We get a double-ball peg at the head which works fine, but the hair will limit posing somewhat. Shoulders are ball-hinged, elbows are single hinges with a swivel, wrists rotate and there is a hinge. NECA gave Keno’s gripping hands a vertical hinge which is normally the preferred way to go, but since he has them to primarily grip handle bars, it’s actually not the best choice. I usually find myself complaining about the lack of vertical hinged gripping hands when it comes to NECA figures, but here we have the opposite. There is a diaphragm joint in this guy, but the overlay makes it functionally useless. Waist does rotate and there are ball-socket hips that swivel. He can kick forward all right and almost hit splits, but again, the overlay causes problems. If one were to cut the slits already present in the side of the shirt it might allow him to hit full splits, if you care. The knees are double-jointed and they’re the kind with the peg and hinge at the top and bottom so you get a little swivel out of the top of the knee as well, if you want. Ankles hinge forward and back and rock side-to-side.

“What the hell is this, man? You think this little thing is going to feed the four of us?! He’s holding out on us!”

Keno can hit some of his martial arts poses from the film, but nothing crazy. He does have one real flaw when it comes to articulation and it concerns the other half of this release: the scooter. The scooter is basically being priced like a stand-alone figure. It’s made up of a fairly hard plastic and has actual rubber tires. The handle bars rotate and rotating them does cause the front wheel to turn with them which is cool. There isn’t much detail on the dash, but the entire body of the scooter looks pretty convincing. The plastic has a little shine to it which works for a motor vehicle. The headlights are non-functioning, but they’re at least cast in translucent plastic. The scooter even has accessories of sorts, or you could just think of it as some assembly required. The carrying case for the pizza goes on the back and the frame for it has to be plugged into the scooter first. After that, it just tabs on and looks good. Best of all, it’s fairly lightweight and the scooter has no issues supporting the weight of the case with or without the pizza pocket inside it. There’s also a kickstand to keep the bike upright, though it’s a little loose and I found it giving out on me a lot when trying to pose Keno with the bike.

And that’s the inherent flaw with this set: Keno cannot sit on this thing convincingly. He just doesn’t have the range of motion in his torso to get hunched over properly. Or, the scale is messed up and he just can’t reach the handlebars in a normal, seated, position. He’s always going to look a little goofy and unnatural on this thing. The best pose is probably to have him in the process of getting on or off the bike or it’s to just have him stand beside it. It’s a real bummer because if you’re going to put out a figure and vehicle combo then you should make sure the two are truly compatible. If it’s the torso range that’s the cause, then NECA should have gone soft goods with the shirt. We see Batman figures come with cloth capes for that very reason when they’re being paired with a Batmobile. Or they should have gone back to the drawing board if it was a matter of scale and figured something out. Either way, it’s a bummer.

Maybe he’s just better suited to do martial arts stuff instead of deliver pizza?

To summarize, we have a figure of Keno with a sloppy paint job and iffy likeness with at least one of the heads. He comes with an out of scale pizza box, but at least it can be hidden in the pizza warmer thing. He also has a scooter that looks great, but doesn’t really work with the figure. And this package will set you back 60 bucks. Is it worth it? On the surface, a 1:10 scale action figure and vehicle combo at 60 bucks is a pretty good deal. There are not a lot of figure and vehicles out there in this scale for cheaper. On the other hand, it’s an imperfect figure that doesn’t work well with said vehicle. And it’s a part of NECA’s movie subline of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles which actually has a pretty sterling reputation. These are some of the best figures NECA has ever done, but unfortunately, Keno lowers that bar. He doesn’t lower it as much as Danny did, but he’s not the equal of the turtles or even the other Keno which I enjoyed quite a bit. This is an underwhelming release and I’m glad I didn’t pay 100 bucks for it in 2023 because then I might have been kind of pissed. Now I’m just disappointed. I like that I have a Roy’s Pizza Keno in my collection, but that’s where my enthusiasm ends. If you want to pick this up and sort out your own feelings on the subject, Keno is currently exclusive to Walmart like most of the movie collection. As of this writing it is still in stock on Walmart’s website (fulfilled by NECA) and I assume it will start showing up in stores as well.

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S.H.Figuarts Deadpool & Wolverine Deadpool

Marvel’s cheekiest hero gets the premium treatment.

Despite the fact that I own dozens of them, I don’t really consider myself a fan of Hasbro’s Marvel Legends series of action figures. They largely are able to get a purchase out of me thanks to Hasbro’s exclusivity agreement with Marvel/Disney which basically makes them the only game in town. Despite that, I will say perhaps my favorite Legends figure that I own is Deadpool from the movie subline. Specifically, I like the Deadpool that came in the two-pack with Negasonic Teenage Warhead. By Hasbro standards, or really any action figure standards, it’s a damn fine release. It’s well sculpted, it’s painted well, it comes with enough stuff, and it also poses pretty well. I liked it so much that I bought the almost identical re-release from the Deadpool & Wolverine movie.

“Wait! Who the hell are you?!”

I may like that figure, but I have always been interested in something a bit more premium. Legends may be the only game in town when it comes to retail in the US, but for specialty shops and online we have the imports. And in this case, I’m talking the Bandai/Tamashii Nations S.H.Figuarts line. I am very familiar with the brand thanks to all of the Dragon Ball product that’s been released and I’ve had my eye on the Deadpool offerings for awhile. I passed on the first take because Bandai, for some reason, did not include any guns in the package. Deadpool kind of needs those so no guns meant no sale. I don’t know why that was, if it was a Bandai thing or a Disney one. Warner Bros. did ban guns from being included as accessories with DC action figures – did Disney briefly consider the same? I say briefly because it didn’t impact Hasbro or really any other figure release I can think of. The issue was rectified with the Deadpool 2 version of the character, but that featured the much darker and drab color palette from late in that movie which wasn’t really what I wanted. For Deadpool & Wolverine though, I finally found a version of the character I was willing to throw some money at.

Bandai left, Hasbro right.

This version of Deadpool is, I assume, very similar to the past ones in the line. Just like the Legends version, little needed to be re-sculpted to make it work and it’s the sort of release where you really need to look closely to see what’s changed. The most obvious change though is just the color. This Deadpool is a bright red where as the others were noticeably darker. I would say the old costume was the color of dried blood, pretty useful for a character who gets shot and stabbed a whole bunch. The bright red does make the figure look cheaper by comparison. Bandai likes to stick with colored plastics as much as possible over painted parts and Deadpool is no exception. The red parts have that plastic look to them despite being richly textured. The black, both painted and non, has more of a satin finish to it. I’m not sure there’s really anything Bandai could have done to alleviate the issue with the red aside from throwing a wash on it. He does get pretty dirty in the film so it wouldn’t look terrible, but I get why they wouldn’t want to do that. It’s just one of those things that can’t be helped.

“Gasp! It’s Hugh!”

The good news is that’s basically my only complaint when it comes to the look of the figure. Aside from that red, he looks awesome. This figure is well proportioned to resemble actor Ryan Reynolds (and his stunt guys) in suit from the film. I like the head size, the shoulders, the length of the limbs – all of it. If this weren’t such a heavily articulated figure I’d say he looked like he stepped out of the movie. The hits of gold all seem to be in the right place and accounted for on the chest and the back of the hands. The belts, holsters, and straps are all where they should be. There are multiple textures throughout the body that help make the figure come alive along with little folds and creases in certain parts. He looks great, and standing the figure next to the Hasbro offering, you can tell which one cost more money.

Deadpool also comes pretty well stocked with accessories and extra parts. For starters, we get a whopping ten sets of hands. That makes sense since Deadpool is a pretty expressive character and since he wears a full mask he tends to use his hands a lot. For those hands, we get sets of fists, fists with blades poking out, gripping, c-grip, finger-bang, thumbs up, trigger finger, relaxed, chop, and splayed open. Some of these hands have clear multiple uses. The “finger bang” hands are also pointing hands while the c-grip hands can be used to make a heart gesture. There’s basically nothing missing here aside from a middle finger gesture, but maybe Disney wasn’t okay with that? Deadpool also comes with 3 sets of interchangeable eye plates along with the set he’s wearing in the box. There’s a little tool included to help pry them out, though it’s still a little tricky even with it. For eyes, we have what I’d call neutral, happy, angry, and surprised. On their own, the differences are subtle, but it makes a difference when you get them into the head. Again, Deadpool is a very expressive character so these inclusions are much appreciated and I assume a lot cheaper for Bandai than doing three extra heads.

Deadpool also comes with his usual assortment of weapons. For melee attacks, he has two katana. Like they are in the film, the katana are a little small and thin. I don’t know if they’re technically katana as a result, though I also don’t know if they’re technically small enough to be considered wakizashi. They look nice though with some gold inlaid in the hilt. For storage, he has the scabbards that go on his back and that part plugs in. These swords don’t actually slot into them though, I’m guessing to prevent paint rub, and instead the figure has two dummy sword hilts to plug into them instead. Similarly, we get a sheathed knife that plugs into his right calf. If you want Deadpool to actually brandish his little knife, there’s an empty sheath to swap it with and a little knife all by itself. Lastly, we have the two desert eagles (I think) and their holsters. Unlike the bladed weapons, these do go into the holsters when not in use. They are the black versions of the weapon and not the gold ones he acquires during the film. It would have been nice to get the gold ones, but maybe that’s for a future re-release. The guns look fine otherwise, though I find his trigger hands are quite snug with them. Posing them convincingly is more challenging than I’d like.

“Who invited you?”

That’s not everything though, as Deadpool has one other accessory of note: Headpool. Headpool is the decapitated and decrepit remains of a Deadpool from an alternate universe. He has this old school leather pilot’s helmet with a propeller on top that allows him to basically float around. What’s left of his mask just dangles in tatters while his exposed skull is free to yammer away, despite no longer having a voice box. He’s basically a visual joke in the movie that Bandai brought to life. The head is well sculpted and painted and the little propeller does rotate, but that’s it for articulation. I’m surprised the jaw doesn’t move. Also included is a clear, acrylic, post that plugs into the head at one end and features a c-clamp on the other. It’s designed to clip onto Deadpool’s forearm, which works well enough, but I wish it had an optional platform to just stick him on the shelf beside Deadpool or a way to plug into Deadpool’s back so that he’s hovering over his shoulder. With the setup provided, he’s really only useful in one pose and I don’t know how many collectors will want to clip this guy onto Deadpool’s arm? I definitely don’t so it feels like a wasted accessory.

“Ohh that’s pretty cool…”

That’s a pretty good spread, all things considered, but there are some obvious omissions. The last Deadpool Bandai released came with some gun effect parts that I would have liked to have seen included. I guess we’re getting Headpool instead, but I would honestly trade him for the gun parts. Also not included is an unmasked head. For me, this isn’t a big omission as I’d never display him unmasked, but I understand people who think one should be included. Obviously, releasing the figure without one means that Bandai didn’t have to pay Reynolds for his likeness. If that keeps the figure’s price down a bit, then that’s a worthwhile trade-off as far as I’m concerned. Hasbro did the same, and as far as I know, the only figures with the Reynolds likeness are coming from Hot Toys. Maybe Bandai will come back to this with an unmasked head? It’s possible, but none of their other Deadpool figures featured such so I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Deadpool: “Snikt!” Wolverine: “What the fuck are you doing?”

This Deadpool figure comes with a lot more parts than its Hasbro counterpart, but it also features more articulation. Or at least it should. The Hasbro one is pretty well articulated on its own with only a few areas of weakness (basically the waist). This figure should remedy that, though I have to say upfront that posing this guys can be quite annoying. He is what I’d call a “fiddly” figure. He has so much extra stuff keyed into his body that will constantly pop off on you when posing him. The knife especially. It’s best to just take that off and pose him then replace it when you’re done. I already mentioned that the eyes are not the easiest things to swap, but they pale in comparison to the hands. For most, I needed to heat them up in order to get them onto the wrist pegs. This is unusual in my experience with a SHF release and it definitely does knock the fun-factor down since this figure has so many damn hands and so many possible expressions and poses to take advantage of. I basically did a lot of these pictures with a bowl of hot water at the ready that also eventually needed to be reheated. I tried to plan out my pictures as much as possible to get through as many as possible while the water was still warm enough to do its job. It makes me wish Bandai did the Medicom thing of putting the extra hands on acrylic posts to keep the entry hole as wide as necessary. I don’t know if that practice actually works or if it’s just confirmation bias at play, but I didn’t have any issues with my Medicom figures in the past.

“All right kid, hand over the pizza!”

With that out of the way, lets rundown this articulation. We have a double-ball at the head, ball at the base of the neck, butterfly joints, shoulder ball hinges, bicep swivel, double-jointed elbows, ball hinge wrists, ball-jointed torso, ball-jointed waist, ball-jointed hips, thigh swivel, double-jointed knees, ball-hinged ankles with ankle rocker, and a toe joint. That’s basically the standard SHF setup and most of it works as intended. You will get great personality out of the head and the elbows and knees bend well past 90 degrees. At the hips, the holsters pose issues when trying to bring the legs out for full splits. Going forward and back isn’t an issue, but out to the side is as he can’t even really get to 45 degrees. The butterfly joints work well, but he has these shoulder pads that really make getting much use out of the bicep swivel more trouble than it’s worth. The figure is going to fight you at times in the shoulder region as a result. There is rotation in the diaphragm, but that waist seems to mostly offer forward and back. He can at least get a decent crunch going forward and arch his back enough until the scabbards get in the way, but the figure is more limited than I expected.

“Ow! Fuck! I wasn’t really gonna shoot him!” “No one messes with our pizza, dude!”

This is a figure where the articulation is there, but you have to work for it. I wish Bandai had done the shoulders differently when it comes to the padding up there and I also wish they had come up with a more creative solution for the belt and the impediments there. Maybe just make those holsters peg into the belt so they can swing out of the way? That would probably make the suit less accurate to the source, but if the actual holster itself still pegged into the thigh maybe it wouldn’t matter? The old hinged ball in the diaphragm may have helped too. That setup can lead to gapping issues, but if it’s on the back of the figure (and amongst a lot of black) it may have been worth the sacrifice. This is an expensive figure, most US retailers have it at $90, so a little extra engineering should be expected. Especially when so much of what’s in the box is likely reused from past Deadpool figures.

Wolverine: “I gotta get the fuck outta here.”

I bought this version of Deadpool because I wanted a premium version of the character for my shelf. Did I get what I paid for? For the most part, yes. It looks better, it’s more expressive, and even though it can be a chore to pose it does ultimately pose a little better than the cheaper Hasbro offering. Is it just worth more than 3x what that Hasbro figure costs? Honestly, probably not. If you’re comparing the two as apples to apples then, yes, this Deadpool figure is the superior action figure. It’s just going to be a more subjective exercise when value is added to the equation. I’ve been pretty happy all these years with that first movie Deadpool I bought. Hell, I still enjoy the old Toy Biz Marvel Legends Deadpool. I really didn’t need the updated Legends figure for the new movie, but I wanted more Deadpool. I certainly did not need this one, but I’m happy to have it. A more rational and cost-conscious person could probably buy one of the Legends offerings and be perfectly content with that as well. If you have the money and want the best Deadpool on the market, then yeah, go for it. If you’re content with the Hasbro figure then I don’t blame you if you come to the conclusion that you don’t need this.

Bandai did also release a Wolverine to pair with this Deadpool. Unfortunately, it’s just not good enough for me to buy. Priced at $85, the figure is not much different from the Hasbro offering in terms of what’s in the box except for the fact that it doesn’t have an unmasked head. I don’t place much value in that when it comes to Deadpool, but I absolutely do when it comes to Wolverine. And what I couldn’t get past is the lack of sleeveless arms. The Bandai Wolverine is basically a look we never saw in the movie. When Wolverine had the sleeves on he went unmasked. He only masks up at the end when his suit is pretty beaten up and dirty. The proportions look way better than the Legends figure which is quietly kind of terrible in that area. The saving grace of that figure is the fantastic Hugh Jackman portrait. And with that figure, I can compromise at $25, but not at $85. If Bandai comes back with the Wolverine I want I’ll get it, but for now, Deadpool is going to fly solo on my shelf. Well, not exactly, since he has plenty of Deadpools to keep him company. And Headpool, how could I forget about Headpool?

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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

For all of the success the cast of Looney Tunes have had on the silver screen, it’s rather surprising that they have never been given the chance to helm a feature in their native medium. Sure, we had Space Jam and Looney Tunes: Back in Action, but both were live-action/animation hybrid films with one of those centering on a real life wanna-be baseball player. The Looney Tunes are cartoons, first and foremost. They make the most of their medium with wacky, screwball, antics and while those traits are able to show up in a live-action hybrid, they’re still limited and hamstrung by the technology available at the time. And yes, there was a Bugs Bunny/Road Runner movie, but that was not a true feature. It was basically a package film where some shorts were grouped together to pad out a feature sitting – hardly an honest to goodness attempt at a Looney Tunes movie.

That has all changed with The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie, but it almost didn’t happen. The Peter Browngardt-helmed picture was conceived as an HBO Max exclusive back when Warner Bros. was going all-in on making the streaming platform a real Netflix competitor. The announcement came in 2021 and the first look at San Diego Comic Con in 2022, but following that things got murky. If you have been paying attention to the Looney Tunes franchise over the past few years, then you know how the franchise has been jerked around by Warner. A new set of cartoons were commissioned for theaters, but plans were quickly dashed and they were put on Max and Cartoon Network instead. Another live-action hybrid film was announced, Coyote vs ACME, and was allowed to go into production before ultimately getting cancelled. That film, which is finished or nearly finished, sits in limbo as a likely tax write-off for the horribly mismanaged corporation that is more than comfortable with turning its back on the stars that made it a household name.

The Day the Earth Blew Up was possibly heading for a similar fate, but was eventually allowed to be shopped around to find another distributor. In other words, Warner Bros. wasn’t going to distribute it on its own. Oh no, it felt better about taking someone else’s money for the privilege of doing so. The film’s budget is estimated to be at a mere 15 million, peanuts for a company of Warner’s size, but perhaps that’s what saved it. The Coyote vs ACME budget is estimated at somewhere in the neighborhood of 70 million making it a far more enticing tax write-off to the villains running the show. The fact that this little 2D animated film was so cheap is likely what saved it. And riding in to save it is Ketchup Entertainment. I don’t like pumping up corporations as heroes, but I’ll make an exception here. Ketchup acquired the North American distribution rights to the film and is the reason why the Looney Tunes property is getting a shot. I don’t know if it will pay off for them, but I’m doing my part to make sure that it does.

Porky and Daffy are your starts with not a rabbit in sight.

Now, most folks would have probably assumed that if a Looney Tunes movies was to happen it would be either helmed by Bugs Bunny or presented as an ensemble. It’s not. The Day the Earth Blew Up is a Porky Pig (Eric Bauza) and Daffy Duck (Bauza) vehicle that also brings Petunia Pig (Candi Milo) along for the ride. And it’s a smart premise to start from. Out of all the characters in Looney Tunes, the best, most logical, duo to center a film on is Porky and Daffy. Sure, they started out as adversaries with Porky in a hunter role and Daffy his would-be prey, but they would evolve over the years into unlikely partners. Often, Porky was the everyman of the group while Daffy was the instrument of chaos. His unpredictable nature would get Porky into trouble and foul things up. Later, Daffy would transition away from his looney roots to a schemer and Porky would be his sap. Sometimes, Porky got to be more of the comedic relief with Daffy a hapless protagonist as seen in the Duck Dodgers cartoons. For a sequence of cartoons that exist in increments of about 8 minutes, it’s pretty incredible how the relationship between these two has been presented over the years.

For this film though, we’re going back to basics. The Looney Tunes Cartoons which Browngardt oversaw were not shy about their affinity for Bob Clampett’s style. And it makes sense because the guys who outlived everyone (namely Chuck Jones and Friz Freleng) got to see their interpretations of the characters become the more recognized. Now, with everyone long gone, the animators of today are able to shine a spotlight on the guys who were left behind like Clampett and Tex Avery. Porky and Daffy are very much their Clampett interpretations with Porky a bit of a worry wart and Daffy his more looney self (and they get a lot of use out of that word in the movie). They’re given a backstory where they were found by a man named Farmer Jim (Fred Tatasciore) who raised them and eventually left his house and property to them with the advice to always stick together and take care of their home. In the modern day, they have stuck together, but have mostly let that house fall into a state of disrepair. A wayward asteroid puts a hole in their roof which proves a major problem for the pair as the local HOA rep (Laraine Newman) was due that day to come by and inspect the property.

We have ourselves an alien invasion plot, which gives the film a 50s vibe despite its modern setting.

Things do not go Porky and Daffy’s way and they’re given ten days to repair the roof or see their home condemned. The problem there is not only do they not have enough money for repairs, they don’t have jobs! This leads to a series of job failures by the duo until they eventually happen upon Petunia Pig who, as a flavor inventor for a local gum company, is able to get them factory jobs. Unfortunately, the hole in their roof was caused by an interstellar being (played by Peter MacNicol) who plans to use the factory’s gum and its much celebrated rollout of a new flavor as a way to seize control of the population! Daffy, Porky, and Petunia are the only beings on Earth capable of saving it, a prospect likely not to give anyone much confidence.

It’s an honest to goodness plot for the film rooted in 1950’s sci-fi movie tropes. If you were expecting something more scatter-brained and suited for their usual format, this isn’t it. This is a real feature that has real conflict, character growth, and a proper resolution. At 90 minutes, there are times when the film starts to feel a little long, but smart use of musical bits help break things up. No, this isn’t an actual musical, but it’s not afraid to use some licensed music to help speed things up and it’s usually done in a humorous way.

The movie does a great job of inventing characters that take advantage of the medium.

And humor is the film’s main goal as it never forgets its roots. The Day the Earth Blew Up is a very funny movie and it’s able to pull it off without an overreliance of recycled gags from the shorts. If you’re expecting a classic misdirection bit to occur between two characters then you may be surprised to hear there isn’t one. Less than 24 hours removed from seeing the film for myself, I’m having a hard time coming up with a bit lifted directly from an old short. There’s a reoccurring spit-take joke, but the spit-take is not a uniquely Looney Tunes gag so I’m not sure I’d count that. You’re going to get stutters from Porky and Daffy’s “hoot hoot” routine, but that’s expected. Instead, the film just relies on good timing and creative gags to induce laughter. It’s about as fresh as one could expect Looney Tunes humor to appear in 2025.

The voice cast and music do a great job of uplifting the movie. Eric Bauza has basically made himself a modern day Mel Blanc with how many characters he’s able to voice. I’ve seen some criticism of his Porky voice on the internet that I mostly don’t agree with. His Porky is not going to be mistaken for any other cartoon character. The stuttering has been toned down slightly, but I think that’s for the best since we’re talking 90 minutes vs 8. And his Daffy is just plain terrific. Do these characters sound exactly like they did in 1950? No, of course not, how could they? Mel Blanc is dead and has been for over 30 years. It’s my personal pet peeve when people criticize a film or show when the characters sound different either because a new actor took over or an existing one is aging. It’s what happens, folks. These characters get to outlive us all and it’s part of their appeal. The alternative is stitching things together with old tapes or A.I. which strikes me soulless. Or there’s recasting in the case of someone who is just getting old, but that’s taking away someone’s job. In short, yes, these characters sound different. Get over it!

The movie may star Porky and Daffy, but Petunia makes a mark as well.

In addition to Bauza we have Candi Milo as Petunia Pig. She does a fantastic job with the character, and unlike Porky and Daffy, she practically gets to start with a blank slate. Petunia was seldom used in the golden era, and when she was, she didn’t have much personality of her own. This film rectifies that making her a very ambitious scientist with a bit of a quirky side to her. The chemistry between she and Porky feels genuine and not tacked on and she’s allowed to be funny, just like the boys. MacNicol’s invader character, who is never given a name, is an interesting antagonist in that it’s allowed to remain somewhat mysterious while also getting to join in on the comic relief. Often with things happening to it as opposed to a result of something the invader does. Joshua Moshier’s score lives up to the reputation of the brand. He was able to record with a live orchestra and the film is all the better for it.

The star of the show is not really the characters or the voices, but the animation. Glorious 2D animation! If you have seen the more recent Looney Tunes Cartoons or the Animaniacs reboot on Hulu then you have a pretty good frame of reference for how The Day the Earth Blew Up looks. In my reviews of some cartoons from those respective shows, I’ve often come to the conclusion that they look as good as they possibly can for a modern production. Everything is digital, but with a hand-drawn flourish. This isn’t the puppet-like animation you find with adult animated sitcoms like Bob’s Burgers and The Simpsons. There’s actual squash and stretch animation here with exaggerated movements and excellent effects animation. Since this is a feature, it does look better than the TV counterparts, but not dramatically so. It’s a very interesting movie to look at and in some of the faster paced sequences it made picking out the visual gags and little touches more fun. I look forward to being able to watch this at home some day so I have the benefit of being able to linger on a scene a little longer than I could in a theater.

Hopefully, this won’t be all.

We had to wait a long time for a proper Looney Tunes movie, but The Day the Earth Blew Up was worth the wait. It’s another feather in the cap of this venerable franchise and it does nothing to harm its legacy, it only adds to it. It’s a funny, engaging, film that’s a treat for the eyes and should find little trouble in appealing to both kids and adults, provided both have at least some affection for Looney Tunes styled animation and humor. My two kids loved it, but I’ve also raised them on Looney Tunes (the Looney Tunes Golden Collection is one of the best purchases I ever made) and my daughter brought her well worn, much loved, Bugs Bunny plush to the theater with her so he could see his buddies in action. Unfortunately, the franchise is in the hands of Warner Bros. who can hardly be trusted as proper caretakers. For that reason, I’m skeptical we’ll get a sequel or another Looney Tunes movie in this style, but at least we have The Day the Earth Blew Up. If you’ve ever loved the Looney Tunes or 2D animation, then I urge you to check it out while it’s playing in theaters because who knows if we’ll ever get this chance again?

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Dec. 15 – Popeye the Sailor – “Seasin’s Greetinks!”

Original release date December 17, 1933.

When it comes to Christmas themed cartoons featuring Popeye, I’ve somehow managed to work backwards. We’ve looked at two previous Popeye cartoons that center around the holiday, but today’s Christmas short is Popeye’s very first. It comes to us all the way from 1933 where it premiered as just the fourth Popeye cartoon. I don’t suppose Popeye is quite the household name he was even as recently as the 1990s. He was always on television in some form or another in fairly prominent timeslots where he would be exposed to kids. I know I saw my share of Popeye cartoons as a kid and he was basically the only reason I’d even consider eating something as nasty as canned spinach. Seriously, what were we thinking? Fresh spinach is just fine by me, but that stuff out of a can is rancid.

Nevertheless, Popeye has probably done wonders for the spinach industry to the point where it’s probably incalculable. And if you’re familiar with Popeye then you’re also probably familiar with why it was spinach that gave him super powers. In 1870, chemist Erich von Wolf misplaced a decimal leading him to publish his findings that spinach contained 35 milligrams of iron per 100 gram serving when in reality it should have been 3.5. That lead people to believe that spinach really was some kind of super food and a terrific and efficient source of iron. It was a discovery that was not corrected for some 70 years which, come then, Popeye was well-established as a comic and film star who gains powers from the wonderful iron-enriched plant. And his choice was always to consume it from the can, sometimes via his pipe, which just adds another dimension of nastiness to the whole thing.

Popeye was pretty much the only reason why kids would even entertain spinach from a can.

Popeye cartoons were always a source of fun for me as a kid because there really wasn’t much to them. Popeye usually ran afoul of his rival Bluto somehow which would lead to fisticuffs. Sometimes they feuded for the attention of Olive Oyl, someone who is not really portrayed as conventionally attractive, but maybe in the world of Popeye she’s quite the catch? It’s not like Popeye is much of a looker. She also gets to be a stand-in for classic rubber hose animation as while Popeye’s dimensions don’t really adhere to that old style, Olive Oyl’s certainly do. Other characters were added to the mix, but for the most part Popeye cartoons are about Popeye and Bluto warring over Olive Oyl with one of the two more than willing to put her in some state of distress when he didn’t get his way. I bet you can guess which one that was.

Not only is Popeye an accomplished ass kicker, but he’s also pretty good on skates.

Seasin’s Greetinks begins with our titular character (William Costello) singing his own theme song as he ice skates through the snow with a wrapped gift under one arm. The snow gets comically deep as he’s up to his neck, but because he’s strong to the finish and all that, he skates through it like nothing. When he breaks through he comes to a house with a farmer’s porch on the front that is absolutely buried in snow. With the final toot of his song through his pipe, Popeye is able to blow all of the snow away clearing the porch and granting him access to the front door. We can see by way of the mailbox that this is Olive’s home. As Popeye stands and knocks on the door he bobs up and down as animated characters often did back then, but his eyes are focuses elsewhere so when Olive (Bonnie Poe) answers the door he doesn’t even notice and wraps his knuckles on her forehead. She angrily kicks him in the butt and maybe it’s this feistiness that Olive possesses that really does it for Popeye?

Olive Oyl, on the other hand, is not very good on skates.

Popeye isn’t bothered and instead presents the Christmas present he brought for Olive. Her mood immediately improves and the gift is opened and shown to be ice skates. They’re the kind that go on the bottom of existing boots and Popeye hammers them onto Olive’s feet as if she were a horse even adding a “Whoa,” as he does so emphasize this comparison. To her credit, Olive does not mind the rough treatment and seems legitimately delighted with the gift. That is, until she tries to stand. Then her rubber hose arms and legs begin flailing and she isn’t even on the ice yet. The background changes without disturbing the characters to replace the porch with a frozen pond. As Olive struggles, Popeye skates effortlessly around her to inspect her form. He grabs her by the waist to steady her and then starts skating and as he does he’s pushing Olive. She begins to relax and starts displaying better form as she enjoys gliding across the ice.

Bluto is just the worst.

Elsewhere, Bluto (William Pennell) is moving along through the snow. The banks are about waist high on the big, round, fella and he’s holding onto some reigns and whipping whatever is in front of him. When he clears the snow banks we see he’s actually holding onto the leash of a comically small dog and whipping it as it pulls him across the ice on his own pair of skates. As he whips the dog he grumbles and cackles like a true villain, but in typical Popeye fashion his mouth doesn’t move at all. Meanwhile, Popeye has let go of Olive without her noticing. She’s skating perfectly fine without assistance, but once she does realize she’s no longer being held onto she starts to flail again. Bluto notices her go by and he lets go of his dog to use his whip to ensnare Olive around the waist and pull her in close. She is not at all interested and immediately starts wailing on the creep.

This is the sort of stuff you tune into a Popeye cartoon for.

Popeye skates over obviously not willing to let this guy manhandle a woman, let alone his woman. Bluto, ever ready for a fight, tosses Olive to the ice to square-off with Popeye. Bluto knocks Popeye right in the chin with an uppercut which knocks off his hat. Popeye stands there slightly punch-drunk a moment, adjusts his hat and pipe, and then uppercuts Bluto right into the snow where he leaves behind a Bluto-shaped hole. Popeye and Olive then skate off arm-in-arm while Bluto is forced to utilize a ladder (where was he keeping that thing?) in order to get out of the hole Popeye left him in. He’s quite literally hopping mad as he announces that Popeye won’t get away with that one.

That’s one way to enjoy the ice.

Popeye and Olive have retreated to another part of the lake where Popeye, perhaps feeling the effects of that blow from Bluto, decides to take a seat on a rock while Olive continues to practice her skating. She loses her balance and falls on the ice and her butt goes right through. Popeye springs into action to help her out, but once she’s standing there shivering with her buttocks literally encased in a cube of ice he starts laughing at her – what an ass! Olive is rightly ticked off by this and turns her back on Popeye and skates away. She’s doing well, but she drops to her bum again only with it now in ice, she glides across the ice with ease. She seems to be enjoying herself with this sort of smug look on her face, but then she starts to panic. We soon see why as she’s approaching rough waters where the ice has ended. She thrusts up her left arm like she’s making a turn signal and, despite how thin her arms are, it works like a sail and she turns away from the edge and comes to a stop.

That Bluto is pretty clever when he wants to inflict harm on folks.

Now it’s time for Bluto to get some revenge. He comes skating over and rather than help Olive to her feet, starts doing cartwheels and stuff all around her. For a big guy, he’s pretty light on his feet, but this isn’t the time to show off. Bluto gives Olive one more chance at a shot of love with him, but she literally turns her nose up towards him. Bluto, not one to take rejection lightly, now has no intention of helping the damsel in distress and instead replaces his traditional ice skates with ones that are saw blades to cut around Olive and turn her loose on the rushing water.

Before there was Bowser, there was Bluto who stood in the way of the hero from rescuing the damsel in distress.

Olive gets to her feet and starts calling for Popeye. And what is our hero doing during all of this? He apparently hasn’t been paying attention as we find him skating serenely making a heart pattern in the ice. He’s made an arrow going through it and appears to be admiring his work when he finally hears Olive’s cries for help. He skates over, but Bluto is there waiting for him. He socks Popeye in the gut which sends him across the ice into a tree which Popeye rebounds off of back into Bluto’s fist where we rinse and repeat. Olive has now taken notice that these rushing waters end with a waterfall causing her to get so hot and bothered the ice on her ass melts away. Popeye then finally ducks a Bluto punch and gives him one of his own which knocks him into an opening in the ice. It’s beside another and from that pops out a Bluto encased in a giant cube of ice. Popeye tosses him aside with an “I’ll be seeing ya,” and sends Bluto all the way back into town where he collides with a random freezer in the street that shatters the ice he was in. It breaks into tiny cubes which land in ice cube trays that impossibly jump into the freezer leaving Bluto to stew in anger.

I’d like to see April O’Neil do that!

Popeye then jumps to the rescue skating across floating chunks of ice towards Olive who is in a full-blown panic at this point. The block of ice she is traveling upon reaches the waterfall where it gets hung-up on an exposed rock. She slides off the front and is able to grab onto it, but since it’s ice, she keeps slipping off and is forced to just keep grabbing. Popeye arrives, but apparently without much of a plan as he skates right off the edge of the waterfall! He lands in the water below without injury as he points out the obvious that this water is pretty cold. The music switches from the Popeye theme to Yankee Doodle, for some reason, as he swims up the waterfall. It switches back as Popeye emerges on a piece of land beside the waterfall. Olive, for her part has made it onto the ice and at Popeye’s beckoning she sends her leg over to him. Since she is indeed a rubber hose character, her leg stretches to a ridiculous length and in an arc. Popeye grabs an ankle, and Olive uses the rest of her leg like a rope to pull herself across.

We’re not quite done with Bluto just yet.

Olive may be out of distress, but we’re clearly not done because we have yet to see Popeye consume his favorite weed. Popeye carries an exhausted Olive over to a nearby clearing with a rock and a pine tree. He drapes her across the rock rather comically (maybe now would be the time to get her home and in front of a fire, Popeye?) and starts rubbing her arms to get her blood going. Unknown to them, Bluto is high above on a cliffside apparently not ready to turn tail and run. He’s rolling a massive snowball he likely intends to dump on the pair, but it gets away from him and Bluto soon finds himself a part of the snowball as he rolls along towards its intended targets.

That is one satisfying punch, but can someone please get poor Olive someplace warm?

Popeye, seeing the incoming object, now turns to that spinach we’ve all been expecting as his theme song thunders triumphantly in the background. He squeezes the top off, but somewhat uncharacteristically uses his hand to reach in and pull the junk out. I’m left wondering why he felt like he needed the power of spinach now as Bluto lands right in front of him and comes to a dead stop. He’s no longer in a snowball though, but resembles a snowman instead. Popeye belts him once to knock the snow off, then a second time to create a bunch of whirling stars around Bluto’s head which soon flee to circle to the pine tree behind. They’re basically magic stars and the tree comes alive as a full blown Christmas tree! Popeye pumps his fist to the music and shouts “Season’s greetings to you all” in the same melody as his own song. Olive is in his arms as he does and the two then turn to face the tree as “Jingle Bells” replaces the Popeye theme while Bluto lays beside the tree likely concussed.

Popeye triumphant!

Popeye’s first dance with Christmas is a pretty basic Popeye cartoon. He and Olive are engaged in an activity until Bluto interrupts them. Olive is put in some form of peril and Popeye is forced to save her. It reserves the use of spinach until the very end. One would think that Popeye would need the stuff to topple Bluto or swim up a waterfall, but he basically just needs that extra pop in his punch to produce the magic stars that bring the tree to life. The bit with the stars is very similar to a gag that will be relied upon in a future Popeye Christmas short and it’s not that surprising as it’s a pretty solid one. And by then decades had past between cartoons.

I feel like these two don’t often get to enjoy a nice, quiet, moment together.

As a Christmas cartoon, this one is pretty light on the subject. We basically just see the exchanging of gifts between Popeye and Olive, or rather, we see Popeye give her a gift. Then the only other Christmas stuff happens at the very end with the Christmas tree and Popeye’s brief little message to the viewer. It’s definitely more of a winter toon and it’s hard not to compare this one to the Mickey Mouse short On Ice. That cartoon comes later so this isn’t a case of Popeye borrowing from Mickey, but the other way around. Mickey spends a chunk of that cartoon teaching Minnie how to skate and then has to save Donald from a similar predicament that Olive found herself in. There’s just no real antagonist (well, Donald is towards Pluto and he gets himself into trouble) nor is there the sort of violence we would see in a Popeye cartoon. Both cartoons also utilize the same song, “Les Patineurs (The Skaters),” though I suppose it’s hardly surprising that two cartoons about ice skating would make use of that particular song.

There’s at least a hint of Christmas attire here and both Popeye and Bluto toss a few Christmas-related lines at each other. You know, before they come to blows.

If you like Popeye and also like Christmas, this is a fine way to spend a few minutes this holiday season. It’s a pretty quick and dirty Popeye cartoon that has all of the elements most enjoy. Perhaps it’s lacking a touch in the gimmick department where the spinach is concerned, but the fast-moving river of ice and the Christmas tree bit seem to make up for that, if you ask me. There’s not a lot of complexity to Popeye and I think that’s how most fans like it. The animation here is quite good for its era. Maybe some won’t like the constant motion of the characters that was typical of the era, but I’ve always felt it works for Popeye as it has a different energy to it than something like Mickey Mouse. It’s also in black and white which I guess is a turn-off for some. It rarely is for me, though I confess the final scene with the tree would have looked more impressive if color were a possibility, but I’m not holding that against it.

If you would like to check this one out for yourself it shouldn’t be too hard to find online. Otherwise, the MeTV program Tune in With Me will likely show it at some point this month and they even have an entire channel dedicated to cartoons now called MeTV Toons which will definitely feature it – probably more than once. If you’re able to get that channel in your area (I can’t seem to get it on my antenna, sadly) then it’s probably a worthwhile thing to check on all month if you like classic Christmas cartoons.

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Dec. 11 – Mickey’s Good Deed (1932)

Original release December 17, 1932.

This year we’re doing not one, but two classic Mickey Mouse shorts set at Christmas time. The first one, Mickey’s Orphans, was a cartoon I had failed to mention years ago when doing a scattershot look at Mickey-related Christmas specials. Today’s subject, Mickey’s Good Deed, was mentioned in that post and is the second Mickey Mouse Christmas cartoon released just a year after Mickey’s Orphans. In that it’s fascinating to see how much the look of the shorts has changed in just a short time. The animation is sharper and Mickey’s features are more rounded making him resemble the corporate overlord he would become. It’s also still in black and white as Mickey’s first color toon was still years away though a colorized version has been released for those who just can’t bare to watch a cartoon devoid of color.

Mickey’s Good Deed has some additional notoriety attached to it. When Disney started releasing its Walt Disney Treasures line in the early 2000s, it wanted to make sure it included all of the short form cartoons that spanned a given era. The problem there is that some cartoons have not aged particularly well when it comes to what is acceptable and what is not. The Donald Duck World War II era shorts are the most famous and most obvious of these as they depict Japanese men with yellow skin and offensive accents. Disney’s solution for its more controversial material was to place them in “The Vault,” which just meant they were sectioned off on the DVDs with a mandatory video explanation from film critic and historian Leonard Maltin. And sure, it’s a little annoying for the adult collector that might have preferred to just watch all of the shorts in chronological order, but in the grand scheme it’s not a big deal. Kids like these cartoons too and if a parent doesn’t want them to see it then that’s fine.

Why do I bring up the subject of this virtual vault? Because today’s subject exists in that very vault on Mickey Mouse in Black and White Volume II. It’s a bit crazy to think of the Mickey Mouse of today doing anything controversial, but he’s had his dances in the past. And with this cartoon the issue that landed Mickey in the vault is a fairly common one for this era: black face. Just look at any of the old cartoon shorts featured here at The Christmas Spot and, more often than not, there’s a black face joke in them. From a modern perspective it’s pretty nuts how prevalent it was with Christmas cartoons and they’re almost all found with toys. On the other hand, this particular instance is almost comical to the point where I didn’t even notice it on first viewing. I had to watch the cartoon again and really pay attention to some of the details. I won’t make you do the same. And I suppose it goes without saying, but just in case, I’m using the original 1932 release in black and white. The colorized version is fine as far as that type of thing goes. It’s not the worst I’ve seen, but it still looks unnatural. Black and white is beautiful too, folks.

Depression era Mickey is not the rich, corporate overlord he is today.

The cartoon begins with Mickey (Walt Disney) playing his cello with his dog Pluto (Pinto Colvig) on a snowy, city, street. There’s a Christmas tree in the background among the subtly lit homes, though the streets are surprisingly absent of life. Mickey is playing “Oh Come, All Ye Faithful” on his cello and soon the streets show some signs of life with horse-drawn sleds zooming by in the distance and people passing by on the sidewalk who appear to be finishing up some Christmas shopping. As they walk past Mickey, they flip a coin into a tin cup Mickey has at his feet. Pluto howls along to the melody pausing to chew on his own ass which causes a flea to get tossed into the snow. Pluto resumes his “singing” while the flea eagerly jumps back into the warmth of Pluto’s fur.

Who is out there stiffing Mickey Mouse?!

Mickey, apparently content with his haul, stops his playing and shakes the cup enthusiastically to excite his dog. They march off to a nearby restaurant and the pair gaze inside at the food on display. Pluto barks his approval at Mickey’s intended purchase, but when Mickey dumps the contents of the cup into his hand he finds nothing but nuts and bolts. He angrily tosses the worthless scraps in the snow and drags his cello behind him as he walks off. Pluto starts to follow, then turns around and returns to the restaurant to lick the window. There appears to be a large ham behind the glass that Pluto is dreaming of enjoying.

Get ready to hate a child!

If it wasn’t clear yet that Mickey is poor in this short, it’s driven a home a little more when we see him turn and face the window of a home. His shorts feature a patch on the back, a telltale sign of a poor character in a cartoon, and the ends of his shorts are little rough looking too. It’s clear Mickey needs to keep performing in order to earn money enough to eat. Mickey looks inside a large home, and then turns around with a smile as he resumes playing the cello with Pluto at his side. Inside the house, we see a wealthy pig (I mean that literally) who is trying to entertain his kid (Disney) with toys, but the kid just keeps crying. The house looks massive with a big central staircase and a large Christmas tree. A butler stands nearby ready to assist his employer with whatever he needs.

Rich people always think they can get their way with a little cash and a little violence.

The guy (Colvig) and the butler (uncredited, but I assume it’s Pinto Colvig) keep handing toys to the little swine who just keeps howling. Apparently, nothing will satisfy him. Nothing, that is, until a sound gets the kid to jump on his feet and run to the window. Outside, he hears Pluto barking and upon seeing the dog declares that he wants it. He immediately goes into a tantrum and his father grabs a wad of cash from his pocket, slams it in the palm of his servant, and demands him to get that dog! The butler does as he’s told and exits the home and calls for Mickey. Mickey, thinking he’s in some sort of trouble, immediately stops playing and goes into a run. The butler chases after him trying to tell him he just wants to buy his dog. Mickey yells back that the dog is his pal and he’s not for sale. The butler, likely knowing that rich guys don’t take “No” for an answer, grabs Mickey by the tail and continues chasing him thinking that this will surely get the mouse to sell his best friend. Pluto helps out his pal by biting the butler on the ass forcing him to let go of Mickey and allowing the two to escape.

A devastating development for a poor street performer.

As Mickey and Pluto share a smile, they hit an icy patch in the road. It looks more like a frozen pond and it causes both to drop to their rears and slide across the ice. Mickey loses his grip on his cello which slides off the ice and into another street where a horse drawn sleigh is there to crush it. Mickey races over to inspect what remains of what was likely his most prized possession as some kids from the sleigh (also pigs) shout a “Merry Christmas!” Read the room, kids.

A far more accurate vision on Christmas than sugar plums.

Mickey barely has time to mourn the loss of his cello as the sound of a woman weeping gets his attention. In a nearby shack, a mother cat (Marcellite Garner) has her head buried in her arms at a kitchen table as she sobs. On the wall is a picture of a cat in jail with the word “Father” below it. The breadbox is empty and crawling with vermin while a fish that’s entirely bones swims circles in a bowl. On the fireplace, there hangs 12 mostly ratty looking stockings and a “Deer (sic) Santa” pinned to the mantle. Above the mantle is a calendar alerting us that it’s Christmas Eve. The camera continues to pan and we see a bed full of nine sleeping kittens. Above them, images of Santa play above. He appears to be a human and his sleigh contains just four reindeer.

What’s a poor mouse to do when confronted with such a sad sight?

Outside, we find Mickey who has witnessed this sorry state. He too is crying and Pluto looks pretty sad as well. He knows that there’s no Christmas morning coming to these kids, at least not the one they’re dreaming of, but what can a poor mouse do about it? One look at Pluto and a smile returns to his face. He grabs the dog and takes off down the street. Oh no, Mickey, don’t do it! Don’t sell your dog to the rich pig with the spoiled son! He’s your best pal! And you would just be helping out a family of cats – your mortal enemies!

Mickey, your heart is in the right place, but don’t sell your best friend!

Despite my pleading, Mickey does just that. He rings the bell at the rich pig’s house and the butler answers the door. Before he does, Mickey gives Pluto a kiss on the nose and then tells the butler he’s willing to sell provided he gives his dog a good home. The butler enthusiastically hands over a few bucks. Mickey then looks at his dog with sadness in his eyes, he starts to tell him “Good bye,” and moves in for a hug, but the butler snatches the dog before he can and slams the door in Mickey’s face causing a bunch of snow to fall off the roof and bury the mouse. He pops his head out and immediately smiles at the fistful of dollars he now possesses and races off.

Don’t fall for it, Pluto, that kid is evil!

Inside, Pluto is introduced to his new master. The little pig is excited for the dog and gestures for him to come close, only when Pluto does the kid wallops him on the head with a mallet. The little shit laughs and then smacks the likely concussed dog in the face with the same mallet causing him to roll backwards. Pluto winds up on some toy train tracks with his head clearly still spinning for the double shot inflicted upon him by the little pig. Laughing, the twerp walks over and switches on the train which crashes into Pluto’s rear causing him to jump. It’s a fairly sizable train which just keeps on truckin’ forcing Pluto to run from it. If you’re thinking the kid’s dad is going to step in and discipline his son well you would be wrong. We instead see him cheerfully shake the hand of the butler for now that the little porker has a doggy to abuse he’ll presumably no longer annoy them.

That little balloon poking out of the top of this stuff is the reason for the controversy. What little there is.

We then cut back to Mickey who is walking through the streets with his arms overburdened by boxes and decorations, including a fully decorated Christmas tree. Emerging from the top of the pile is a single balloon and it would appear to be the reason why this cartoon landed in the dreaded vault. It’s a round balloon that appears to be a blackface design with little, curly, bits emerging from the top for hair. It’s not the most obvious blackface gag I’ve seen in a cartoon. Actually, it’s probably the least obvious. Some of that is due to it being in black and white. If the nose weren’t black one could maybe convince themself it’s a clown, but it is what it is. And if you’re wondering, it’s presented exactly the same way in the colorized version.

I hope you’re prepared for this amount of children, Mickey.

Mickey takes his bundle of gifts and such to the dilapidated little shack. Inside, the mother cat is still at the table crying seemingly resigned to the fact that her kids aren’t waking up to toys and food on Christmas. Mickey, dressed in a Santa hat and false beard, slyly opens the door to the dwelling and quietly drags his bundle into the home. He creeps over to the bed and lifts the covers to find a whole lot more kittens underneath than previously thought. He doesn’t seem dismayed about it as he’s still smiling that trademarked Mickey smile.

Animators back then just loved Jimmy Durante.

Mickey lays the blanket back down and creeps over to the fireplace. Along the way he kicks a little duck toy which quacks and he has to stifle the sound quickly. He steps on the tail of some weird cat creature toy that squeaks which gets Mickey to jump a little and drop the duck toy. He puts a toy cow in a stocking which lets out a moo and it’s clear these kids are heavy sleepers. Or their mom cries really loud and often and they’re used to sleeping through that. A toy doll cries out “Mama” while a Jack-in-the-box pops out to reveal a caricature of comedian Jimmy Durante who gives a “Ha cha cha cha” as Mickey tries to stifle it. Durante got around during this era.

It’s party time, kids!

There’s a pan back over to the kittens and they’re somehow still sleeping. Mickey’s eyes are on them as he creeps away, but naturally slips once again on another toy and crashes into the wall causing a bunch of pots and pans to land on his head. He scrambles out the front door and turns to look through the window as the kittens jump out of bed. They gleefully start playing with their toys and Mickey looks on with a smile. They mostly seem to be playing with the toys as intended with only one appearing to be mildly destructive with a drum. Meanwhile, back at the rich pig house, Pluto is raising Hell because the little brat (I’m assuming) has tied a bunch of stuff to his tail causing him to rampage through the house. On his tail is a whole, roast, turkey, a kettle, fork, and some other stuff I can’t quite identify. The kid is on a counter throwing whatever he can find at the dog while the father stands off to the side with a scowl on his face as he’s clearly lost control of this situation.

I think this is going to hurt the kid more than the father, honestly.

The kid grabs an entire bowl of fruit and hurls it at his dad’s face knocking him to the ground. Pluto beats it into the living room where the butler is standing on a ladder and placing an ornament at the top of the tree. It’s not a star, one of those gaudy, pointy, tree toppers that probably has a proper name, but I don’t know it. Pluto runs by though and knocks the guy off the ladder while the kid picks up a massive cake and lobs it at his father. He’s a pretty good shot as he nails the elder pig in the face and has a good laugh. He then sets his sights on the dog again while Pluto retreats to the top of the tree. The kid grabs some garland and yanks on it, but it causes the tree to rebound and send Pluto flying into the father pig along with the decorations from the tree. The aforementioned pointy tree topper finds its way into the pig’s rather large rear end which has to hurt. He angrily jumps up and orders the butler to throw the dog out. The butler does as he’s told, while the kid starts screaming “I want doggy!” The father pig has had enough though and grabs his son and lays him over a knee and starts wailing on his bare ass. The butler stands by approvingly. Maybe this is part of the reason why this cartoon landed in the vault?

Pluto enjoying the sounds of capital punishment.

Pluto, in a snowbank outside, pops his head out and hears the cries and slapping sounds coming from inside. He smiles and laughs clearly enjoying this display of child abuse. He doesn’t have time to relish in the child’s agony though as he starts sniffing the snow-covered ground clearly in search of his best friend. His sniffing takes him right into a curb though and the poor dog whacks his head again. He’s going to have some permanent damage.

A sad, beautiful, shot of Mickey Mouse.

We cut to Mickey sitting by a fire in the cold snow roasting a sausage on a stick. He must have saved a little money for some food, but he doesn’t look happy. On the other side of the fire, a snow Pluto sits as a reminder of the friend he’s missing. Mickey looks positively miserable, and I suppose he should considering it’s Christmas, he’s alone, and has no home. Pluto’s nose leads him to his pal and he burrows into the snow to climb the hill to where Mickey sits. Mickey pulls his hot dog from the fire to take a bite, then holds it out to the snow Pluto as if to offer it a bite as well. At the same time, Pluto emerges from the snow popping out of the snow effigy of himself and gleefully takes a massive bite of the hot dog. The music quickly shifts from somber to jaunty as Mickey cries out “Pluto!” and the dog leaps into his arms. If you were worried about Mickey going hungry after Pluto ate the rest of his sausage, worry not, for Pluto still has a whole turkey tied to his tail. Mickey sees the turkey and scoops it up. He rips a drumstick off and hands it to his best friend who gobbles it up bone and all while Mickey takes a bite out of the rest of the bird. He says “Merry Christmas, Pluto!” who barks in return, though there’s no audio for his bark so it’s kind of weird.

At least Mickey is not alone (or hungry) for very long.

And that’s the end! A bummer we ended on an audio hiccup like that, but at least it’s a happy moment. I don’t know how I feel about his one. Mickey does do a good deed by helping to give some poor kittens a happy Christmas. They get a lot of toys, but they definitely need some food. I guess we can assume Mickey included some food among those packages too. At least, I hope he did. It’s more of the cost of the deed that I take issue with. Selling your dog, your only companion, just to buy toys for some kids? It’s noble, but shortsighted. I guess we can reason it that by selling Pluto to a rich pig Mickey thinks he’s doing right by his pal. He has a hard enough time providing for himself, let alone a dog too. Maybe it’s the responsible choice to give the dog a good home. After all, he has no idea how terrible that home will turn out to be for Pluto.

Enjoy that meal, fellas, because who knows when you’ll be having another?

The other aspect of this short that’s a downer is thinking about what’s next for Mickey and Pluto. They have no money, no home, and no cello to make money with. Sure, they have a turkey, but that’s only going to last so long. I guess Mickey has that Santa hat and beard still so he can sell it, but there’s probably not much of a market for that on December 25th. I guess the simple solution here is to not think about what would come next. And as a Christmas short, it’s fine. I just think the feel good aspect of Mickey’s good deed is undermined by the tragedy of him having to sell Pluto to make that deed happen. It all worked out in the end way better than Mickey could have predicted, but the ride to get there doesn’t work that well. Perhaps because this was released during the Great Depression, the studio couldn’t make it too syrupy. They apparently wanted to keep this semi-realistic by not having a mythical being like Santa Claus provide for these kids. He doesn’t exist in this cartoon. I guess it’s bad for the kids of 1932, but perhaps more era appropriate as delivered.

At least visually I think this short still holds up. There’s plenty of good character animation as this one goes more for that than outright gags. It’s actually short on those and they’re mostly limited to Mickey and the toys. None of the gags are memorable and there’s not really a laugh out loud moment. There’s satisfying moments with the most satisfying being perhaps the spoiled kid getting spanked. I’m not ashamed to admit I enjoyed seeing that kid get what was coming to him even if I’d never strike a child myself. Maybe a more elegant form of comeuppance could have befallen the kid that wasn’t so direct. The climactic embrace between Mickey and Pluto is probably as equally satisfying. It’s an embrace I’ve seen countless times as it was featured as a clip in the NBC broadcast of Mickey’s Christmas Carol back in the 80s. I think this was the last cartoon from that broadcast featured in clip form that I had to track down. It was a mission of mine once upon a time to see all of the cartoons featured there so mission accomplished.

Mickey’s Good Deed is not a Christmas classic, but it is a better Christmas cartoon than Mickey’s Orphans. As a short form, it gets a recommend from me just because it doesn’t require much of an investment in time and I enjoy the visuals. The snow, especially, looks so cold and appropriately miserable. There’s no real cozy moments to be found, instead this one is just harsh. The warm confines of the rich guy’s house are juxtaposed with chaos and animal cruelty making them anything but cozy. And if you want to watch this cartoon you can easily do so via YouTube. Disney is not protective of its classic shorts, especially those in black and white that will never be added to Disney+, so you have options. Even the colorized version can be found easily enough. If you prefer to go legitimate, it is on the set Mickey Mouse In Black and White Volume II, but that’s probably not cheap since it’s been out of print for about 20 years now. It was also released on VHS way back in 1986 on Jiminy Cricket’s Christmas and the colorized version was released on DVD in 2005 as part of Holiday Celebration with Mickey & Pals collection. That last one is not a bad collection of shorts, but few of them are actually Christmas cartoons. And it too is long out of print, but if you’re a collector of classic cartoons, it might be worth owning just to have the colorized version of this cartoon even if it doesn’t look as good. And if you like Mickey, be sure to keep coming back each day because we’re not done yet with the famous mouse this year!

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Dec. 11 – Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! – “Scary Christmas”

I don’t think there’s much debate that the most popular and enduring character churned out by the Hanna-Barbera factory during its hey-day is none other than Scooby Doo. About the only franchise that even competes with the big dog is The Flintstones, which hasn’t been relevant for ages. Scoob has basically had an omnipresence ever…

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Dec. 11 – The Berenstain Bears’ Christmas Tree

When I was a kid growing up in the 80s The Berenstain Bears was a popular series of books that usually imparted a simple, clear, message. I seem to recall a fire safety book being a go-to in school for fire safety week and I know I got a copy of one about not eating…

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Dec. 11 – One Ham’s Family (1943)

Tex Avery is one of the most influential animators in cartoon history. Beginning his career at Universal, he would make the jump to Warner Bros. when he famously convinced producer Leon Schlesinger he was an animation director when he actually had little or no experience at such. While working under Schlesinger, Avery was influential in…

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Dec. 1 – Mickey’s Orphans (1931)

Original release date December 5, 1931.

It’s December 1st and you know what that means – time for Christmas specials! Not to “well, actually,” myself, but the Christmas special viewing season began before today in my house as it’s annually the day after Thanksgiving. What you may call Black Friday, I dub the start of the Christmas Special Season. And this year, it’s a shorter than usual one since Thanksgiving occurred on the 28th of November which is the latest the holiday can take place which means we have less time than usual to squeeze in some favorite seasonal viewing.

Not that any of that has any impact on this year’s edition of The Christmas Spot. It’s always 25 days of 25 festive topics which most often take the form of a holiday special walkthrough. It’s actually been years since I did something other than a holiday special on one of the 25 days of Christmas (sorry Family Channel/ABC Family/Freeform/Whatever you’re called now, I’m stealing your bit) – will this year change that? I don’t know! I just know I have my work cut out for me.

It’s always a Mickey Mouse cartoon, never Mickey and Minnie. Poor Minnie.

To kick things off this December I am righting a wrong. It was many years ago I made a post about Christmas specials staring Mickey Mouse. You know that guy, right? He’s often celebrated as the first global cartoon star following his debut in 1928. I have no idea if that is accurate or not, there were a lot of cartoon characters that came before Mickey, but when you’re a company as big and powerful as The Walt Disney Company and you’ve lasted longer than many of your competitors you basically get to write your own history. I think we can all agree that Mickey is pretty damn popular and recognized around the world even to this day as the brand ambassador of a mega-corporation. He’s even still starring in current Christmas specials and probably will continue to do so long after many of us expire.

Oswald got to do Christmas first where he tried to bring Christmas to some poor kids. Only in his cartoon, it was the home of the children that got wrecked, not Oswald’s.

Back when I did that post though, I failed to mention Mickey’s first ever Christmas cartoon: Mickey’s Orphans. Released in 1931, it stars Mickey (Walt Disney), Minnie (Marcellite Garner), and Pluto and features the characters taking in some orphaned kittens (mice taking care of kittens – how absurd) on Christmas. The Wikipedia entry for the cartoon states it’s a remake of an Oswald the Lucky Rabbit cartoon (that guy who was famous before Mickey) titled Empty Socks. Well, I’ve watched Empty Socks and I don’t see how it could be classified as a remake. That cartoon features Oswald playing Santa for some orphans (who also happen to be feline) and they’re basically brats and they actually end up burning down the house. This one has the orphans coming to Mickey’s house and, yes, they’re pretty destructive. I can see how the Oswald short influenced this one, but calling it a remake seems like it goes too far.

This being a short from 90+ years ago, it should come as no surprise that it’s in black and white and the audio and visual quality isn’t exactly pristine. Mickey cartoons are often cited as being technically great, but not as entertaining as the stuff from Warner Bros or even the later cartoons from Disney staring Donald Duck. As someone who has watched a lot of cartoons from that era, I can mostly go along with that. Mickey cartoons tend to feature a lot of just singing and dancing. There are some that are quite entertaining though, and on a technical level even the oldest ones can often impress in some way. Mickey became more of a bland every man character much later into the 30s when he could play off of his more comedic sidekicks, Donald and Goofy. In ’31 he was allowed to be a bit less polished, more of a rascal, though this being a Christmas cartoon in which he takes in orphans don’t expect a whole lot of that stuff. He’s actually just going to roll over and take it in this one.

This individual isn’t even going to bother with the church, apparently.

The cartoon begins with a robed figure walking through the snow at night. The wind is howling and it’s whipping the individual’s ragged clothing around. The figure is carrying what looks like a picnic basket with its right arm. It’s a nice shot that doesn’t rely on a repeating background and “Silent Night” is helping to set the mood as a somber one. The individual then comes to a warmly lit house and we hear Minnie Mouse before we see her. The individual looks through a window to find Minnie playing “Silent Night,” but not singing it (she just keeps saying “La la la” because I guess she has trouble with lyrics), at a piano. I think? I don’t know, it has two large pedals that she’s working over. Nearby, we see Mickey decorating the Christmas tree. Each time he places an ornament we hear a little chime. He grabs two candy canes and then taps the ornaments in time with the music. We pan over to see Pluto asleep by the fire. He’s looking well fed as he snores.

I guess two mice can be parents to a cat. Why not?

Outside, the ragged figure runs over to the front door and lays the basket down in front of it. The person picks up a bundle from inside it, kisses it, then places it back in the basket and rings the doorbell. They take off as Mickey opens the door. An eager Pluto runs out and returns quickly with the basket. He sniffs at it, and from inside pops out a little kitten. Pluto doesn’t seem thrilled, but Mickey happily scoops up the little fella and brings it over to Minnie. She thinks it’s adorable, though it’s oddly hostile towards Mickey as it bites him on the finger. He’s such a good-natured man-mouse though that he laughs it off. Meanwhile, Pluto is still sniffing around that basket and soon another kitten pokes its head out and whacks him on the nose. Then an impossible amount of kittens burst forth!

That must have been some kind of magic basket to fit all of these kittens in it. Maybe they have a future as a gang of clowns?

The kittens soon overrun the place swinging on clocks, bouncing on pianos, and pulling on poor Pluto’s ears and tail. Another kitten has displaced the couple’s parrot in its cage while another group ride a chandelier like an amusement park ride. Mickey gets his tail tied around his ankles and there’s a long shot of the kittens just going nuts in the living room. To their credit, Mickey and Minnie seem unphased by all of this as they continue to smile. Minnie whispers an idea into Mickey’s ear, who in turn does the same with Pluto. The two soon depart, but not before Mickey grabs a deer mount from the wall. I wonder what they could be up to?

Hey! It’s food or a fashion accessory, not both!

With Mickey gone, it means Minnie has to look after all of the kittens. One needs help blowing its nose while another is tugging her skirt and seems anxious about something. I thought maybe it dirtied its diaper, but apparently the little tyke is just hungry. Minnie does what any responsible adult would do and gives the hungry toddler a candy cane. The little cat licks it all over then starts strutting around using it like an actual cane. That thing is going to get real gross real fast.

There was no way Mickey was going to star in his first Christmas cartoon and not play Santa.

Minnie then takes a seat at the piano once again. The pedals have strangely disappeared. She starts playing “Jingle Bells” which is apparently Mickey’s cue to come bursting through the front door. He’s dressed like Santa Claus and being pulled on a sleigh by Pluto who’s sporting the deer head like a helmet. Mickey is whipping him, which seems a bit cruel, and he’s apparently enjoying it since he has that same big, dopey, grin plastered on his face. When the sleigh comes to a stop, Mickey hops off with a big sack of presents, but the little monsters don’t even wait for him to start handing out gifts. They run him over and all dive into the sack. Each one comes running out with something until there’s nothing left, just a final kitten clutching the sack itself. It stops to ask Mickey, “Are you Santa Claus?” Mickey smiles and nods and the kid responds by blowing him a raspberry and tugging on his beard so hard that he topples over. Ungrateful brat!

This doesn’t even resemble playing anymore, they’re just hacking stuff to bits.

With the gifts distributed, the children return to their path of destruction. A series of them start a marching band and some have actual instruments while others are just banging on household items. The music is livelier now too and kind of sounds like it could be a version of “Ain’t We Got Fun.” Whatever it is, it doesn’t sound Christmassy. A bunch of the kids somehow got ahold of saws and hammers and we get to see them destroying Mickey and Minnie’s furniture. A bunch are also smashing other objects with more conventional toys while a trio of kittens wielding pop guns use them to break some stuff and blast Mickey in the bum. Meanwhile, the construction crew of kittens has moved on from the living room to the piano and they’re hacking that thing up. I guess they weren’t a fan of Minnie’s playing?

Mickey got to enjoy himself for maybe three seconds.

More destruction ensues as the kids smash windows and basically anything else of value in the house. A kitten comes riding by on a train (did you ever hear how Walt loved these things? Of course there’s a toy train in this picture) and smashes into Mickey. He does a flip and ends up seated on the caboose. He waves to Minnie as they drive by and she’s up on a sofa like she’s trying to escape the carnage, but the two happily wave to each other like their house isn’t getting demolished. I guess Walt pays them well. The kitten conductor drives the train under an end table so the back of Mickey’s head smashes into it and knocks him from his perch. Another kitten is shown shooting Pluto in the butt with a toy canon and when the dog runs into the wall the deer head he was wearing pops off and lands on his butt creating some weird chimaera of a creature that frightens the kid.

That’s…unsettling.

Mickey seems like he doesn’t know what to do, which just makes him more of a target. A kitten operating a toy steam shovel uses it to scoop coals out of the fireplace and drop them down Mickey’s pants. He starts hopping around which alerts the kitten fire brigade to come to his rescue. Two kittens come riding in on a toy fire truck and blast Mickey in the butt. He enjoys the relief it brings and just sort of stands there soaking it all in. Quite literally. On all fours. It’s an odd sight to be sure.

Oh, what a lovely tree! Surely those orphans will appreciate it!

Minnie then gets everyone’s attention with a little horn. She’s standing by a curtain and Mickey comes over to help her reveal what’s behind it by playing a drum. After a vintage drum roll, the curtain is pulled back to reveal the Christmas tree. It’s quite a lovely sight as it’s full of ornaments and lit with several candles. These things must have been extreme fire hazards back in the day. The kids all cheer and then attack! The tree has some more gifts under it, but the kittens cover the tree by climbing all over it and as they disperse what’s left behind is a standing, old, stick. Mickey and Minnie can only look on with shock and awe and for the first time there appears to be a twinge of sadness on their faces.

This is the shot we go out on. I don’t think it’s going to be a merry Christmas for the Mouse family.

If you think this is where the kittens realize they’ve been a naughty bunch and have treated these mice poorly, think again! Nope, there is no moral here as that’s the end. Mickey and Minnie can only stare at what’s left of their tree and are left to ponder what their Christmas might have been like if these wretched orphans hadn’t been dumped on them.

What a weird cartoon. It is similar to the Oswald short I mentioned coming in as in both some orphans just act like rotten kids and there’s no comeuppance for them. They just spread destruction at Christmas and that’s it. We’re supposed to laugh at their wickedness, I suppose, and that’s enough. We’re not really supposed to care about Mickey and Minnie and what’s left of their house. I suppose making sure orphans are in a safe environment at Christmas is something to aspire to. Minnie and Mickey’s physical possessions aren’t really that important, but these two take these kids into their home, go to great lengths to give them a special Christmas, and get nothing in return. It’s definitely not the kind of cartoon you would see starring Mickey Mouse in 2024.

Mickey is Mr. Nice Guy in this one, but he just gets crap for it.

There isn’t a whole lot to this one. There are some visual gags, but they’re not inventive or creative. It’s just kids being destructive in pretty standard ways. Mickey’s makeshift Santa entrance had a little cleverness to it, but it’s not like he used household objects to create toys like Grampy did in Christmas Comes But Once a Year. Visually, it’s a nice looking black and white short. Disney has always been on top of the animation game and that was true back then just as it so often has been throughout the decades since. The music is probably all public domain stuff. There’s a few Christmas numbers, and I think I even heard Beethoven, and it’s fine. There’s almost no dialogue save for the little kitten asking Mickey if he’s Santa and a few remarks by Minnie. The audio always comes across as more dated to me than the black and white visuals and that’s true here.

Mickey’s Orphans is a pretty unremarkable Christmas cartoon from the famous mouse, which is probably why it’s quite forgettable. There weren’t any scenes from this used in the broadcast of Mickey’s Christmas Carol like we saw with On Ice and Mickey’s Good Deed. Like a lot of what makes up the legend of Mickey Mouse, it mostly just gets credit for being first and not much else. Still, at only about seven minutes it’s hardly much of an investment of your time if you want to check it out. It can be found on YouTube and other free streaming platforms with ease as Disney isn’t very protective of its old black and white cartoons. If you want to own it then that’s a different story. This was released in the Walt Disney Treasures line on the very first Mickey Mouse in Black and White set, but it’s now long out of print and quite expensive. It’s also the only set I didn’t buy back when they were more affordable and that’s because these cartoons can be hard to sit through. Do I really want to spend all of that money just to say I own them even if I’ll never watch them all? The answer has, so far, been “No.”

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Dec. 1 – Christmas Comes But Once A Year (1936)

We’re back with another year of The Christmas Spot! And to kick things off this year we’re taking a look at a bonafide Christmas Classic. Christmas Comes But Once A Year may not be the household name that Rudolph and Frosty are, but for Gen X and millennial kids it’s probably familiar because it was…

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Dec. 1 – 35 Years of The Christmas Tape

Welcome back to another year of The Christmas Spot! This year we’re kicking things off with a post I’ve been sitting on for a few years now. When I utter the title “The Christmas Tape,” I’m curious what comes to the minds of readers. It sounds both generic and specific and I suspect a few…

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Dec. 1 – Frosty the Snowman

Welcome back, lovers of Christmas, to the 7th edition of The Christmas Spot! If you missed the introduction a few days ago, we’re doing things a little differently this year. Yes, you’re still getting a dedicated write-up each day through Christmas about a beloved or not-so-beloved holiday special, but this year we’re also going retro…

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Marvel Legends Deadpool & Wolverine Deadpool

Time to make the chimichangas…again.

Despite the amount of reviews presents on this blog, I still do not consider myself a Marvel Legends collector. That’s because my interests are somewhat narrow when it comes to the Marvel brand. Over the years I’ve developed a fondness for Deadpool as depicted on film by Ryan Reynolds. I think the comic book character is fine, but I really like how the character has translated to live action. Which is unusual for me as typically I don’t care much at all about the live action versions of comic book characters. I enjoy the movies, when they’re good, but when it comes to toys just give me the comic book version.

“Hmm it’s probably a lot easier to hide all of the dried blook with a darker costume…”

Live action Deadpool appeals to me enough that years ago I picked up the Deadpool and Negasonic Teenage Warhead two-pack. I sold the Negasonic figure, but kept Deadpool as that was what I wanted. And it’s one of my, if not the, favorite Marvel Legends figure in my collection. I struggle to think of one I enjoy more. It wasn’t without some flaws, but generally speaking, it’s a fun figure with a great likeness. When it was announced that a new movie was coming I figured I’d be interested in any new Deadpool. If there was one thing about the old figure I wasn’t that crazy about it was the very muted shade of red. The new movie rectified that with a much brighter version of the Deadpool costume and it even added some little gold accents. The only question was how different was the figure itself from the one I already own?

Head is probably a little too big, or the body too small, but the details of the costume are pretty accurate.

Turns out, a lot. I’m guessing Hasbro had the digital files of that old figure still and used them to update the costume and create this new figure, but as far as cutting steel molds go this figure is almost entirely new. I can only say for certain that the hands are old as are the holsters for his swords (and the accessories are reused too), but the rest is different. Most of the differences are subtle as the previous figure had some distress marks throughout the suit and more visible wrinkles which this version has done away with. The chest has a different pattern to the costume as well as do the boots and holsters for the sidearms. It still very much feels like the same figure, but it’s different.

“See, I have swords, which are way less painful than blades that pop out of your fist.”

These differences all help to make this new version of Deadpool look like the one we see onscreen in Deadpool & Wolverine. And that makes a lot of sense since that’s what it’s supposed to do. The figure stands around 6.325″ making it a touch shorter than Wolverine. Jackman and Reynolds are close in height in real life with Jackman the slightly taller of the two, though onscreen they appear pretty damn close to equal. I’ve seen some express dissatisfaction with this Deadpool figure’s height, but I’m not bothered by it. The figure is mostly red plastic with the black and gold parts painted on. It has a better paint job than my old figure as the eyes are clean and there isn’t much overrun with the detail work. Some portions of the black are cast in black plastic. The holsters, for one, as well as the shoulders, wrist straps, and gloves. The feet are black as well with the red painted on and there the finish isn’t the same as it is with the other red. Perhaps it’s on purpose, but the red on the top of the boots is very glossy and a little darker than the rest of the suit.

“Ohhh, I should have seen that coming!”

The overall proportions for Deadpool are solid, certainly better than Wolverine. The head is probably a touch too big, but I like the shoulder placement and the torso shape. Could he be a little beefier? Yeah, probably, but it’s fine. Really, my only gripe with the look of the figure is that the bare plastic does give it a cheap look. This is consistent with a lot of Hasbro releases and even some higher end stuff like S.H.Figuarts. Give this guy a coat of paint and he probably would look a whole lot closer to “premium.” As it stands, he still looks good and the lighting of your display will either help to make the figure look better or look worse.

Oldpool has the edge when it comes to accessories.

Unfortunately, as was the case with Wolverine, this Deadpool figure is lacking some when it comes to accessories. Only in this case it’s made more obvious since we just saw the previous Deadpool get re-released with a bunch more stuff. For weapons, you get what is expected: two katana, one knife, and two sidearms. The sidearms are no longer glued into the holsters and are fully useable. The previous movie Deadpool had them glued in for some reason, but he also came with two additional handguns which were molded to make them appear to be mid-fire, which was cool. We don’t get those here nor do we get the extra hands. This Deadpool just has a set of gripping hands and trigger hands. The previous Deadpool had a set of fists and and a set of open, style posed hands. Deadpool is a very expressive character so it’s a shame to see the extra hands get axed. I’m not disappointed that Hasbro didn’t include the stuffed unicorn accessory again, but why not the hands? We’re also still lacking an unmasked portrait. It’s something consistently missing from movie Deadpool figures. Are companies just cheap and don’t want to pay for the likeness rights? Or is Ryan Reynolds averse to having his likeness (albeit a heavily distorted one via the makeup) cast in plastic for some reason?

“I do not respond well to my own failings!”

The sculpt for this guy may be new, but the articulation is exactly the same. It’s just as functional as before, but also just as dated as Wolverine. The main issue is the lack of a ball joint in the torso. Instead, we get the old ab crunch with a waist twist. It’s more of an issue with Deadpool since he’s basically a ninja and is a character that should be able to hit as many poses as humanly possible for an action figure. His gripping hands also have the wrong hinge for articulation as they’re sporting a horizontal one. The trigger hands have the proper vertical hinge, but they unfortunately are too loose for a satisfactory grip of the swords.

Some effect parts and more hands would have been cool, but honestly this is a pretty solid release.

This Deadpool is basically more of the same when it comes to movie Deadpool figures. If you like the old ones and want to see a deco more appropriate for Deadpool & Wolverine, then by all means go ahead and grab this one. It’s not as good a value, but he probably has the bare minimum, at least. If you don’t like the articulation of the old release or really lament the absence of a Ryan Reynolds portrait then this release won’t solve those problems for you. I ended my Wolverine review from the same film with the thought that while it was a flawed release, it nailed the Hugh Jackman portrait which was something other action figures weren’t providing making it perhaps a worthwhile investment. With Deadpool, the opposite is true as we are likely to receive a superior action figure in the form of the Bandai S.H.Figuarts movie Deadpool which has more hands, expressions, and effects. It’s also more than triple the price. If you only want one Deadpool and aren’t opposed to spending more money, that’s a figure that might make you happier. If cost is more of a priority then this will probably do fine.

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Marvel Legends Deadpool 2 Two-Pack

Look through my various toy reviews and you’ll probably notice that I’m not much of a Marvel guy. That wasn’t always the case for me though as I was huge into Marvel Legends once upon a time. I basically stopped around the time Hasbro was awarded the Marvel license. I felt there was a dip…

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Marvel Legends Series 6 – Deadpool

In celebration of the release of Deadpool 2 I thought it would be a good opportunity to take a look at one of my favorite action figures from the Marvel Legends line – Deadpool! Marvel Legends is a series of action figures that originated with the now defunct ToyBiz and is now owned by Hasbro.…

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Marvel Legends Deadpool & Wolverine Wolverine

It might be hard for the young folk to believe, but once upon a time movies based on comic book characters were treated like box office poison. Unless you were Superman or Batman, you just didn’t belong in cinema. Even those characters weren’t bulletproof. Superman had a nice run, but fizzled out with the fourth…

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NECA TMNT Movie NYCC ’24 Exclusive Kevin Eastman

An unexpected addition to the 1990 TMNT movie collection from NECA Toys.

2024 marks 40 years of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and several companies have been marking the occasion in their own way. NECA, who has been flooding the market with TMNT action figures for several years now, celebrated the milestone with a San Diego Comic Con exclusive two-pack of The First Turtles. Based on the original sketches from co-creators Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, the action figure set made a lot of sense as a 40th anniversary tie-in and as a Comic Con Exclusive. San Diego Comic Con may be the biggest convention in the world each year, but New York Comic Con is a pretty big deal too and since NYC is where the turtles call home, it made sense for NECA to have something special cooked up for that convention too. And they did and I think it caught everyone by surprise.

Eastman is obviously not the first human character in the line.

When the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was shot, there was a planned cameo from co-creator and current NECA collaborator Kevin Eastman. He was to play a garbage man and I assume he would be present in the aftermath of the battle with Shredder (and I think he is in the background). The scene was supposedly shot, but cut, highlighting the need for a better physical media release of the film that actually includes some of the shelved content. Even though the cameo may have been cut, NECA felt the need to celebrate it with a Kevin Eastman action figure as he would have appeared in that movie. It’s a great idea, and since it’s coming from the movie subline it means Eastman can be shown as he would have appeared in 1990. While it would be fun to see his comic book caricature turned into a figure (along with Laird), it’s definitely cool to get just a regular old Kevin first.

“April O’Neil here with the only eyewitness to tonight’s melee in the Bronx who has generously offered to provide a sketch of the strange creatures he saw tonight.”
You may want to watch your back, Kevin.

NECA sold the Eastman figure at NYCC and also on its website beforehand. And he sold out fast. It caught me and probably many others by surprise as it felt like the old days when the only way to get NECA’s TMNT product was through quick-selling online drops. The figure comes in a standard NECA Ultimates box designed by Chris Raimo. The figure was sculpted by Kyle Windrix and Trevor Grove with paint by Geoff Trapp and Mike Puzzo and some fabrication elements by Anthony Minichino and Brodie Perkins.

“Make sure you get my good side, dude.”

Eastman stands at roughly the 7″ mark putting him on more or less equal footing with April and Casey in the line. He’s clad in the black jumpsuit of a garbage man with a flannel shirt underneath and brown work boots. He has an almost amused look on his face, like he’s just happy to be here, and his trademark curly hair and moustache are in place. It’s a simple look and the paint turned out well. There’s a subtle sheen to the folds on the jumpsuit that makes it seem like it may have been nylon. The name tag is very legible on the chest and the flannel pattern is pretty sharp. The only negative is the paint on the hairline, particularly the figure’s right side, is not as sharp as it should be.

The most important accessory.
And I thought it was going to be just another boring manhole accessory.

Accessories for Kevin are sparse, but he probably has enough. Since he’s a garbage man he has a garbage bag. It’s a shiny, black, plastic, bag that’s tied off and likely stuffed with a sponge-like material to give it shape. It is what it is. Kevin has one gripping left hand and a pencil gripping right hand plus four pencils to go with it. The pencils, or pens, are just gray which is a little disappointing. Maybe they match the scene, but a more traditional orange #2 pencil would have looked a little nicer. He also has a clipboard with doodles of the turtles on it. They are done in an Eastman style and I’m guessing these are actual Kevin Eastman drawings shrunk down. It’s the accessory most are likely to display the figure with. Lastly, there’s a manhole cover which seems kind of dull at first. It reads “Lairdman Island,” a reference to the film and a portmanteau of Laird and Eastman. Flip it over though and you’ll find a recreation of the actual manhole cover that was placed in Dover, NH, birthplace of the TMNT, earlier this year. It has the address sculpted in and there’s a silhouette of the four turtles from their debut issue. I still need to get up there to see it for myself (my sister even lives in Dover) to properly compare, but this is a neat little accessory.

“I’m not sure you really captured the likeness here, pal.”

Articulation for Kevin is pretty bad. The hair keeps his head from doing a whole lot, but he can look down at his clipboard at least. Arms are basic and the elbows are single-hinged and the hinges on both hands are the standard type which I suppose is fine. There is a waist twist, but it has minimal range and the hips do almost nothing. They’re the old pin style too which I have a strong dislike for. I’m guessing these legs are reused from another figure, but I have no idea what. I assumed he was going to share parts with the jumpsuit Professor Perry (which I passed on), but that doesn’t appear to be the case. Knees are single-jointed and they’re fine. Ankles don’t really do anything.

“The results are in, Mr. Eastman: you ARE the father!”

The sculpt is pretty good and it’s executed well enough when it comes to the paint, but as an action figure this is a pretty bad release. Does that matter? Probably not. A Kevin Eastman Comic Con Exclusive action figure based on a cut scene from a 34 year old movie fits squarely in the novelty category. And as a novelty and a tribute to the franchise it’s fine. I’ll try to find something to do with the manhole cover while the trash bag will just live in the box. Kevin will be able to stand among my movie figures happily doodling on his clipboard and that’s good enough for me. Hopefully he’s joined by Peter some day. Unfortunately, if you weren’t able to get this guy he’s sold out. He was slightly expensive for a NECA release at 40 bucks not including shipping. If you missed it and absolutely must have it as part of your collection, I personally wouldn’t go beyond 60 bucks. And that’s just for someone who feels like their collection would be incomplete without it. If you only had a passing interest, or were hoping to do more with the figure from a posing perspective, I wouldn’t go nuts trying to track this down as I don’t think it will be worth it for you.

Just a guy and his kids.

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NECA TMNT Mirage Studios Kirby

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NECA TMNT Movie Ultimate April O’Neil – Signature Edition

NECA’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles line has so been so successful that it’s allowed the company to branch out. It wasn’t that long ago that Playmates was the only game in town when it came to TMNT action figures and the company showed little to no interest in releasing anything other than the turtles themselves.…

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