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Jakks Pacific The Simpsons – The Rest of Wave 1 and Wave 2

Lets blast through some new(ish) Simpsons figures!

Back in October, we took a look at the very first wave of action figures from Jakks Pacific based on The Simpsons. At the time, I only had two figures from that inaugural wave: Homer and Bart. It was a series of great interest to myself and other Simpsons fans since it’s existence basically meant that other recent Simpsons figures from Super7 were coming to an inglorious end. My feelings on Super7’s output was mixed, at best. Some of those figures I really like and some were really bad. I wish the two could have coexisted, but that was not to be. Jakks Pacific, for their part, crafts far more affordable action figures and also makes them available at standard retail outlets like Target and Walmart. While I don’t love giving either store my money, at least it means it’s possible to find these things somewhere nearby for visual inspection before buying. At the time of my first review, I wasn’t sure if I was going to continue reviewing the line since it is fairly basic, but now that I have quite a bit more I felt like it warranted a follow-up to see how things are going in Simpsons Land.

If you’re new to the Jakks experience, The Simpsons is split between 3 figure lines: 2.5″, 5″, and Deluxe. The primary line is that 5″ one which boasts the most articulation while the smaller line is centered around playsets which the smaller scale makes far more feasible. The deluxe figures are so far limited to three: Count Burns, Homer as the Incredible Bulk, and Radioactive Man. These figures have a bit more paint, but also a built-in gimmick. Radioactive Man has a light-up chest while Burns pops out of a coffin or something. I’m actually not sure what Homer does, but he by far has the most elaborate paint job of the lot seeing that he’s splotched with green and yellow flesh. They retail for 20-25 bucks depending on where you find them and are a curious set. The gimmick takes away from the presentation and makes them seem more like kids toys, but the deluxe price point does not. I’ve ignored them thus far. Burns has some appeal for me being that he’s a Treehouse of Horror character, but he honestly looks pretty cheap. Homer is all right, but I’m not paying that to get him.

I’ve basically stuck with the 5″ stuff though I’ve dabbled in the 2.5″ as well since they’re so cheap and at least two characters make a whole lot of sense for that scale. Since my initial review, I’ve managed to acquire the rest of the first wave as well as all of wave 2, save for the Homer repeat. I also grabbed 2.5″ Bart and Lisa to see how they scaled with 5″ Homer as well as the Walmart exclusive Bartman.

Let’s start with Bartman since he’s the most familiar. This is basically the same Bart figure from the first wave, but with a new head, cape, and slingshot. He’s sporting the blue t-shirt which is what Bartman usually was drawn with as he was more of a licensing art character than a show one. The new head has a scowl on it befitting the character and it looks like it’s molded in two main pieces: the cowl and the lower head. Jakks sticks with colored plastic and avoids paint which is true of Bartman. His left hand has also been replaced with a fist when compared to regular Bart which helps to sell the illusion that he’s drawing his slingshot (which is held in his canonically correct right hand as Bart is a lefty). The cape is just plastic, but looks okay. You just can’t position it at all which kind of stinks since he does come with a skateboard. And that skateboard is the exact same one that comes with regular Bart. If you like that Bart then you’ll probably like Bartman. He has all the pluses and minuses of that release, but with a cool superhero motif.

Rounding out wave one is the duo of Groundskeeper Willie and early season star Otto Mann, the bus driver and local burn-out. Otto features a somewhat involved sculpt, especially when compared to Homer and Bart. He’s sporting his hat, headphones, Walkman, and bracelet on his right wrist. His big hair is present which limits the posing of his head to essentially nothing. He looks pretty on-model though with his partially closed eyes and trademark overbite. Paint is sparse as even the headphones look like they’re composed of different colored plastic. The tape deck is painted as are the black lines on his shoes. Otto’s sole accessory is Bart’s left-handed guitar. The sculpt is nice, but the lack of paint is a detraction as it’s just a red brick for the body and a light brown for the neck and fretboard. It also lacks a strap, but it’s light enough that Otto can hold it without much trouble. He looks nice and if I had one nitpick about the sculpt it’s that he should be slouched a little more, but overall it’s solid.

Willie is another involved sculpt and a damn good one at that. He’s probably my favorite of the first wave. And even though, at a distance, it looks like he’d require more paint, it’s still mostly colored plastic. Even the green overalls are molded and laid into the gray undershirt. All of the red for his hair is separate and the only obvious paint is the white for his teeth and the black hair on his arms. He has an open mouthed expression like he’s possibly yelling at someone, but it also works with his bagpipes accessory. It too is mostly colored plastic and Jakks went to great lengths to not have to paint the red pattern, though they did paint the end of one of the horns with a metallic gold which was an unexpected flourish. Willie’s other accessory is a shovel which is comparatively plain and not likely to see much use as a result, but it’s still nice to see a figure with two accessories instead of one. Unlike Otto, Willie does have pretty bad posture which is appropriate for him. I’m not really getting into articulation because it’s basically all the same, but it’s good enough here that Willie can handle his bagpipes in a convincing manner.

So many scales going on here.

That concludes wave one, but before we move onto wave 2 I’ll mention the 2.5″ Lisa and Bart I picked up. I grabbed them thinking they may actually scale better with the adults than the 5″ line’s version, but as expected, they’re just too small. They don’t move much either and each has one accessory: Bart his skateboard and Lisa her saxophone. They look okay so if the smaller scale is more your thing you may like it, just don’t expect much.

The second wave of 5″ figures consists of Krusty the Clown, Lisa Simpson, Moe the bartender, and Homer again. The Homer is the same as the wave one figure so evidently Jakks felt it needed to make sure it kept shipping the Simpson family figures to keep them in a state of constant availability. And from what I’ve seen, you can walk into pretty much any store that carries this line and find a Homer and a Bart on the pegs, but not in huge numbers so I guess it’s working. We’ll start with Lisa since she’s a member of the titular family. Like Bart, she’s oversized for proper scale standing at about 3.25″. And it’s not so much that she’s too tall, she’s too big proportionately speaking. Her head looks huge compared with Homer’s. She’s also the worst articulated figure in the line so far since her skirt means that she can’t do much with her legs. She comes with her saxophone, which is a solid chunk of gold plastic, which she struggles to wield properly. A little hand was sculpted onto it as a cheat, but her tiny hands still struggle to hang on. You may need to heat it, shove it on, and forget about it.

We next turn to Krusty who’s depicted in his standard attire. Like Homer, he suffers a bit from a bland expression. It’s a neutral one which just doesn’t work all that well for Krusty. I think of him as either “On” (Hey! Hey!) or miserable. This face just lacks any and all emotion. The pupils on mine also seem to be misplaced slightly so he’s kind of looking up all the time. The rest of the sculpt is fine though and captures all of the details one would expect. He has his huge clown shoes which makes him relatively painless to stand and they also feature the most generous ankle rocker in the line so far. The rest of the articulation is basically the same as Homer, though my figure’s knees were really stuck out of the box. For an accessory, he has a microphone and stand which is fine. I prefer it to a pie. It’s just too bad his mouth is closed so it doesn’t look like he’s actually speaking into his lone accessory.

Our last character of wave two is the bartender Moe, inventor of the Flaming Moe. He is what you would expect and it’s kind of eerie how similar the figure looks to the Super7 one. Almost like it’s the same mold scaled down. The apron he wears is an overlay that can be removed if you want. It’s buttoned in the back, but I haven’t taken it off out of fear it might be hard to get back on. With it on, it severely limits the movement in his legs, but it is somewhat soft so it’s not impossible to move his legs if you’re determined. He has a neutral expression which works for Moe and he comes with two accessories: his rag and his phone. The rag is exactly like the Super7 version as it’s a piece of molded plastic so that it can hang from his fingers. The phone is slightly more elaborate as it features a removable receiver, also just like the Super7 accessory. I love these old phone accessories for some reason so I like it here, but it could use an angry head to go with it.

These miscreants can’t do much, but they look pretty good doing nothing.

I have two more characters to highlight before we’re done and they come from the 2.5″ line: Itchy and Scratchy. These little guys feel right at home in the smaller scale so much that I don’t think I have any interest in 5″ versions. They have the same limitations as Bart and Lisa which is no elbow articulation, knee, wrist, waist, and their legs move as one piece. Still, the sculpt looks great on both and they actually feature a solid amount of paint. Itchy comes with a club while Scratchy comes with a mallet. The limited articulation means they can’t do much with their accessories, but they look good in a pretty vanilla pose. It would be awesome if at least Scratchy could be pulled apart with gruesome wounds left behind, but Jakks is probably hoping to court some kids with this line so I get why that isn’t the case.

Death to Poochie!

The Jakks Pacific Simpsons line keeps on chugging and it’s hard to find fault with much of what’s here. My main gripe still remains the scaling between the adults and kid characters as well as Jakks’ utter avoidance of painted parts. Still, the figures are about 13 bucks in most places with the 2.5″ figures retailing for $5. Of the line so far, I think Willie is my favorite, but I also really like how Moe turned out. My only other gripe is just availability. These figures have been the kind that you can’t pass up. While I did eventually see Otto and Willie get restocked in a few places, I’ve never come across Moe and Krusty more than once. The 2.5″ are just as bad as I only saw Itchy once and could not find a Scratchy for the life of me. A fellow collector helped me out with him which was greatly appreciated. I assume they’ll be restocked at some point since the demand is obviously there, but Jakks has been slow to course correct so far.

If you do like this line, you can find it almost everywhere action figures are sold. Bartman is exclusive to Walmart and, at the time, was easy to track down. I’m not sure if that is still the case. I’ve found not many Walmarts around me carry the line. Most Target stores seem to stock it, but only at a case at a time so they go fast. They can also be found at Gamestop and the 2.5″ line has also shown up at Five Below. Online retailers do carry the 5″ line, but some force you to purchase by set or by case which is unfortunate. They also tend to add a buck or two onto the price and if shipping is a factor that can drive the price up. This isn’t a line that would survive at 20 bucks a figure because the quality isn’t there. They’re not terrible and look fine as-is, but a 20 dollar figure carries different expectations. Though in all honesty they’re not far off from your typical Marvel Legends figure when it comes to paint and accessories. I just wish Jakks made the parts on these guys easily swappable so we could get different portraits, but we’ll speak more on that when we take a look at wave three.

Jakks Pacific The Simpsons Homer and Bart

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Super7 The Simpsons Ultimates! Bartman

Bartman! The figure you want?

When I concluded my review of wave 1 of The Simpsons Ultimates! from Super7 I was thinking that I’d be back with more reviews later in the year. That was in February of 2023. We are now in April of 2024 and finally wave two has arrived (my original order was place January 5th, 2022). I don’t know what the deal was, but for whatever reason The Simpsons got really backed up at Super7. Some of it was probably due to the licensor in Disney which we know forced the company to remove a cigarette smoking head from the Krusty figure. My understanding is the head was approved by The Simpsons team at 20th Century Television, but once it got to Disney it had to go. They have a strict no smoking policy when it comes to merchandise and while it was disappointing, I get it. Did that one alteration cause this line to get so severely delayed? Maybe, because waves 3 and 4 shipped right behind it. Unfortunately, there were more issues.

He’s a little guy.

Super7’s co-founder Brian Flynn announced in an interview on the Robo Don’t Know YouTube channel earlier this year that Simpsons (and their relationship with Disney) was dead. He didn’t elaborate except to say that the two companies didn’t see eye-to-eye on a lot of things. Disney didn’t “get it” when it came to the Super7 business model. And maybe that’s because no one can figure that out? I thought about making a post about that interview here and the line’s cancellation, but realized it would just be a rant and I don’t really do rants. Super7’s approach to The Simpsons has been asinine. I’ve been a defender of the episode-specific approach of the company’s figures, but I’m also not dense. I can see all over social media and on YouTube the response to the line which has been “Where’s the regular family?” In that very same interview the line was announced as cancelled, Flynn talks about the importance of heavy hitters and recognizable characters to a wave of action figures. The reference is to ThunderCats, but for whatever reason that logic wasn’t applied to The Simpsons. Super7 figured that out way too late because they revealed a fifth wave which was going to include Marge (with Maggie), Lisa, and Groundskeeper Wily all in their normal, everyday, attire. Too little, too late, because the line is ending with the fourth wave.

Bartman is in some respects an action figure I really like. It’s pretty well made and looks like the character it’s supposed to. It’s also a terrific encapsulation for why this line is a failure. Before we get into that, let’s just talk about Bartman the action figure. It comes in the standard Ultimates! box with cloud-covered slipcover with an image of Bartman on the back and a note on which episode he first appeared in. Removing the slipcover reveals the figure inside behind a window box. These slipcovers are supposed to be going away soon, but at least it’s uniform for now with the first wave of The Simpsons.

Does he scale with Poochie? I have no idea, but this is what the two look like together.

Out of the box, Bartman stands at approximately four and a half inches. This puts the top of his spiky hair right at about chest level when compared with wave one’s Deep Space Homer. Bartman is probably a little too big for perfect scale, but it seems okay enough. As this is Bartman, it’s Bart Simpson with a cape and cowl mimicking Batman. This was mostly a licensing thing back in the early 90s, but Bartman did appear in the Season Three episode “Three Men and a Comic Book” which is where most of the inspiration for this figure comes from. The cowl is part of the sculpt and painted a dark purple. The shirt is Bart’s traditional orange which is in keeping with the episode, though most Bartman depictions outside of the show featured a light blue shirt. That would have made for an obvious variant, but I’m guessing that’s not going to happen now. Bartman has his blue shorts and blue sneakers and most of the figure appears to be colored plastic, but with a matte finish to reduce that shiny, plastic, look. The yellow parts of the limbs lack that finish, unfortunately, but it stands out less with a small figure.

From what I’ve been able to ascertain, this smiling head is not supposed to feature a side-eyed glance.

The paint on the head is pretty crisp. There will likely be minor imperfections around the eyes of most figures, but nothing egregious. Unfortunately, the pupils on mine are not aligned properly giving him a side-eye portrait. This appears to be uncommon based on images I’ve seen online. The cowl helps lessen the need for more of an outline on those eyes, something I felt Homer and Moe from wave one would have benefitted from. His default portrait features a toothy smile and it looks fine. There’s no black linework on his teeth, but that might have been overkill if present. Bartman does feature a cape, but for some reason it’s blue. His cape and cowl should match, and I don’t know if the shade of the cowl is even the right purple, but it’s close enough to the show. It also has a bow on it for some reason, which also doesn’t match the show. The bow matches the licensing art, but the shirt doesn’t – pick a lane, Super7! Bartman features a utility belt and I think it came from a video game. For a second, I thought it might be from “The Homer They Fall,” but that episode features a completely different belt. It’s thankfully easily removable and just slides right off the figure. The factory also missed (or whoever approved the paint sample missed it) the white circles on the inner half of Bart’s shoes. The circle is sculpted on his feet, but they were left blue like the rest of the foot.

This portrait is an odd choice.
Bart definitely needs his trusty slingshot.

Bartman comes with a whole bunch of accessories from that episode I mentioned earlier. He has four sets of hands: fists, relaxed, style posed, gripping. He also has a ninth hand clutching a wad of money. For head portraits, we get two extra: stoic and worried. The stoic head is bizarre in that his mouth is in a smile position, but his eyelids are partially closed. I don’t know what Super7 was going for, he just looks high. The worried look is fine and it pairs well with another accessory, or if paired with the money hand it can make him look desperate to purchase Radioactive Man number 1, but why no angry portrait? Most Bartman images feature an angry, or determined, expression and that’s even true of a lot of the episode. Hell, just look at the reference art on the damn box. It’s an odd omission.

Bartman can’t fly, so he kind of needs a skateboard to get around.
I’m so glad he comes with his trusty…bird’s nest?

For the rest of the stuff, we get Bart’s green skateboard. It features working wheels and has the familiar orange stripe down the center and a single peg for one of Bart’s feet. There’s the issue of Radioactive Man number 1 and the printing of the cover looks okay. It’s not a perfect recreation, and the back is blank, but it’s okay. There’s a bird’s nest which features a lone, white, bird and the remnants of the comic inside it. It’s an impressive paint job, but what the hell am I going to do with this? Bartman also has his trusty slingshot. He doesn’t have a back pocket to store it in, but it’s sculpted like it’s being drawn and the figure can do an okay job of simulating such a pose. Lastly, we get Santa’s Little Helper with Radioactive Man number 1 in his maw. The front legs and head swivel so it’s not a slug figure and overall he looks good. I wish he had an action pose head simulating him shaking it back and forth like how we see swirling effects for characters that have weapons they swing (think Thor’s hammer accessory from Hasbro, or Michelangelo’s whirling nunchaku effect) in circular motions. Or just a regular Santa’s Little Helper head to swap, but that would make too much sense.

At least Santa’s Little Helper is a nice inclusion.

The articulation for Bartman is nothing we haven’t seen before. A double ball-pegged head lets him look around reasonably well with little room to look up and down. Ball-hinged shoulders let his arms rotate and go out to the side while the single jointed elbows swivel and bend about ninety degrees. Wrists rotate and hinge and all of the hinges are horizontal in nature. There’s a ball joint at the waist for swivel and some tilt, though the t-shirt restricts a lot of that. The legs won’t go out to the side for full splits or kick forward all the way, but the range is probably enough for Bartman. The knees bend less than ninety degrees and the ankles feature hinges with limited range and acceptable ankle rockers. The cape is wired, so it has some pose-ability as well. It’s not big enough to do anything crazy, but it will work to simulate motion if you put Bartman on his skateboard or in a flight stand.

“Umm, Krusty? Your robe is open…”

Objectively speaking, this is a solid action figure. It moves well enough and it looks pretty good, though some of the flaws feel inexcusable at this price range. As a Simpsons fan though, I am so annoyed by this release. The cape is the wrong color and has a stupid bow on it that shouldn’t be there. The belt is useless and not from the episode this figure is drawing inspiration from and it along with the bird’s nest could have been scrapped for something better. How about, oh I don’t know, a plain Bart Simpson head?! Would that have been so hard? And if you’re thinking of painting one of the existing heads, the cowl is part of the sculpt and it will look awful if you were to do that. We don’t even get the most suitable Bartman portrait nor do we get a normal Santa’s Little Helper. Super7 went out of their way to deny us a regular Bart figure with a bunch of useless junk in the box and then they go on YouTube and act surprised that sales weren’t as good as they expected and can’t understand why Disney won’t just let them do what they want. I don’t normally do this, but whoever was in charge of this line at Super7 should be demoted or outright fired. It is the most asinine, stubborn, absurd approach to marketing a toy line that I have ever seen. At some point during these years of development Super7 could have added a Bart head to the package. “We hear you, we screwed up, here’s the thing you’re asking for,” but instead they dug in their heals, didn’t even bother putting a Simpson in Wave 3, stuck another Homer variant in Wave 4, then threw their hands in the air when it all went to shit.

“Finally, Radioactive Man #1 is mine.”

If you want a Bartman figure, this is fine. If the imperfections are going to ruin it for you, then by all means give it a pass. And if you’re on the fence, considering that the line is dead you will probably save yourself some money if you wait. I preordered all of Wave Two from Super7 directly as a show of good faith and to tell them I want more Simpsons. How did that work out for me?

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