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Dec. 25 – The Nostalgia Spot Christmas Special Countdown #10 – 1

Before we got onto the conclusion of our big Christmas Special ranking, let me just wish all of you a merry Christmas! It’s cliche, but it only comes once a year and you never know how many you’re going to get in a lifetime. For my family, it’s a somber one as it’s the first Christmas without my mother-in-law. And she absolutely loved Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If she knew I didn’t place that one in the top 10 she’d probably be angry with me, but you know, the top 25 ain’t too shabby either.

The Christmas Spot is a labor of love for me. I love Christmas and I love indulging in it as much as humanly possible each year. And that means watching as many Christmas specials as I possibly can. I love discovering new ones, especially so if they’re new and actually enjoyable, but I also can’t disagree that settling in with an old favorite isn’t a ton of fun too. And a lot of what makes up the top 10 can be described as an old favorite. I suppose that likely comes as no surprise considering the name of this blog is The Nostalgia Spot. With Christmas, a holiday that burns even brighter for children than it does adults, it’s pretty much impossible to separate nostalgia from the equation. I try to be as objective as possible, but I know that I can’t remove those childhood memories and affection from a lot of these. There is a drive to go against the grain, zig when others expect me to zag, but I also hate being a contrarian for the sake of being one. No one likes that guy. As a result, these ten are pretty familiar and not all that different from the last time I did this. It just couldn’t be helped, but their staying power in my heart and in my mind is also a testament to their quality. And I do think I have a couple in here that probably aren’t in a lot of top 10s and I even have two that aren’t even ten years old! That’s enough preamble though, it’s Christmas and you all have stuff to do and places to be, so let’s get to it:

10 – Prep & Landing

Wayne (right) has to overcome disappointment and deal with a new partner in Lanny this Christmas.

It’s funny how the Disney holiday special Prep & Landing still feels new to me, even though it’s now old enough to drive in most states. When this one first came up I was averse to it for no particular reason. I just lumped it in with Disney Channel fair and assumed it was for little kids, if not outright bad. Boy, was I wrong. It was actually recommended to me by my parents, of all people, who had somehow made it part of their annual tradition. I say “somehow,” but this actually is the rare Christmas special to still get a showing on network television year after year. A lot of those have dried up, but so long as ABC is owned by Disney it seems like we can count on Prep & Landing to be shown every year.

And that’s a good thing because it’s pretty great. In this special, we’re introduced to the concept of Santa Claus having an entire division of elves called Prep and Landing. These elves arrive first and basically clear the area for Santa’s arrival. They’re like his own Secret Service. It’s a genius bit of lore because it opens the special up to spy type missions in addition to traditional Christmas special tropes. Wayne is a part of this division only he’s getting kind of sick of it and seeing his partner get a promotion instead of him basically sucks the life out of him. He gets partnered up with an excitable new recruit named Lanny on the big day (an odd time to announce promotions, honestly) following the bad news and basically tries to coast through the night. Nowadays, we call this quiet quitting. This results in disaster and Santa is forced to pass over the house where little Timmy lives (it’s always a little Timmy) and the shock of that realization forces Wayne back into form in a bid to save Christmas for this kid. It’s a unique setup and a pretty relatable premise about feeling unappreciated at work which honestly is something that likely appeals more to adults than kids. Not that there isn’t plenty for kids to latch onto. That relatable element, and the newness of it all, is what makes this original Prep & Landing much better than its sequels. A new installment was actually premiered this year and if you want my opinion on it it’s fine. Maybe better than Naughty vs Nice, but that’s a discussion for another day. When it comes to what I consider modern Christmas specials, this is the one I use as a measuring stick.

9 – Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special

Donald elects to remain in the cold north for Christmas and the results are pretty dramatic.

This Christmas special is one of two in the top 10 that isn’t even a decade old. It also prominently features Donald Duck who appears in a whopping six of the top 10! I knew I was a big Donald Duck fan, but even I didn’t realize it ran that deep. One of those six was Prep & Landing where he just has a cameo, but six is six. This one features the famous duck in the starring role. He is the “duck” in Duck the Halls and that subtitle almost feels like it only exists to placate the ego of a certain mouse. If Mickey is in something, he needs to at least share top-billing with the rest of the cast. It’s like a rule they have at Disney.

This special comes from the most recent era of Mickey Mouse cartoons by Paul Rudish. It takes the classic characters and adds more of a mad-cap feel to them. They’re all allowed to be funny with no straight man to play off of. In this one, Donald wants to spend Christmas with his pals, but since he’s a duck that’s a no-no as he’s supposed to migrate with the rest of the flock. This happens every year, but this time is different as Donald opts to stay. The results are disastrous as the cold weather literally causes the poor guy to fall apart forcing Daisy and the other ducks to stage a rescue attempt. Meanwhile, Mickey and the gang is well aware of Donald’s deteriorating condition and vow to get him south, but Donald wants none of it and basically goes insane and runs around town naked with a tree skirt draped around his shoulders. It’s wonderfully funny with just some great visuals to go along with it. I suppose if you don’t like this non-traditional take on Mickey then Duck the Halls won’t change your mind, but I love everything about it. What it lacks in Christmas feels it more than makes up for with humor and outlandish visuals. I just wish Alan Young had been around to voice Scrooge McDuck.

8 – Toy Tinkers

It’s quite likely that the modern Disney company would prefer you forget this image exists.

I wanted to break these two up, but I just could not do it. Toy Tinkers is our other Donald Duck starring vehicle only this one is much older than Duck the Halls. This comes from the 1940s when Donald was on fire. Mickey may have been the mascot for the Walt Disney Company, but Donald was the star. And in this short, he gets paired up with perhaps his greatest rivals: Chip and Dale. The two chipmunks are going to infiltrate the duck’s home on Christmas lured in by the warmth, festive decor, and those nuts. A bowl of nuts may feel more decorative than anything these days, but to a pair of chipmunks it’s a feast.

Chaos ensues when Donald realizes the rodents have invaded his home. Not one for sharing, Donald essentially declares war which is probably why this Christmas short still remains absent from Disney+. Donald disguises himself as Santa and hands out presents to Chip and Dale, only for a revolver to emerge from one such gift that Donald gleefully shoves in their adorable little faces. Modern Disney probably isn’t crazy about one of its most famous cartoon characters brandishing a realistic firearm in such a manner. And from there, a firefight breaks out. While Donald is using a pop gun, it looks realistic and fires nuts and ornaments like a machinegun. There’s a bunch of war-like parody images as the chipmunks return fire and even explosives are introduced. It’s one of the most Warner-like of all the Disney cartoons. And it’s just a ton of fun and it’s all over in less than 10 minutes. I love this era for cartoons and I love a good Christmas themed short. There’s just one I prefer to this one, but Toy Tinkers is always a good time around the holidays.

7 – A Chipmunk Christmas

Alvin Claus and Dave rarely see eye-to-eye.

Speaking of chipmunks, here we have A Chipmunk Christmas starring those lovable little rascals Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. The trio had been in a bit of a lull until the son of creator Ross Bagdasarian, together with his wife Jan Karman, paired up with the legendary Chuck Jones to bring us this animated classic. The chipmunks were given a makeover that is very evocative of the Chuck Jones style and the existence of their classic “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” meant the special didn’t need to come up with its own theme. All it needed was a purpose and a plot.

For that, we get a pretty typical Christmas special plot. Alvin needs to learn how to appreciate what he has and not focus on the “getting” aspect of Christmas. The twist here is he figures that out in the first act when he gives away his prized Golden Echo harmonica to a sick little boy. From there, it becomes a story about how Alvin feels a need to replace that harmonica before his adoptive father, Dave, finds out he gave it away. And in his quest to do so, he appears selfish and greedy in the eyes of his father because he doesn’t know what’s really going on. It’s all going to work out in the end and whatever ailed young Tommy even magically disappears once he gets the harmonica. What I also like about this one is that Mrs. Claus gets to get in on the act instead of her more famous spouse. It’s a delightful little reveal at the end that I can still remember seeing for the first time as a kid. The antics of Alvin and his brothers are fun and this one does register in the “feels” department. Plus, the chipmunks never looked this good before and really never will again making this Christmas special feel all the more special.

6 – A Garfield Christmas

In this one, Grandma is going to steal the spotlight from the famed orange cat and that’s okay.

I often here people refer to A Charlie Brown Christmas as this very low energy, low stakes, Christmas special. The way it’s phrased is to imply surprise at its staying power and how universal the love is for the special. One holiday special that might be even more low energy by comparison is 1987’s A Garfield Christmas. In this one, Garfield, Odie, and John head to the farm where John grew up to celebrate Christmas with his family. They have dinner, trim the tree, sing, read a story, and that’s about it. A very ordinary Christmas that is held every year by countless families that are far bigger than John’s. The fact that A Garfield Christmas is so beloved is because it’s driven by its characters.

Garfield is a character that requires little explanation. He embodies the emotions we humans attribute to cats. He’s lazy, enjoys eating, and would prefer to spend Christmas in his nice, warm, bed. In some respects, we can all relate to Garfield. The rest of the family helps to round things out. John and his brother, Doc Boy, provide some humor via their apparent case of arrested development going so far as to try and get their parents up at 1 in the morning to open presents. A lot of the heavy lifting when it comes to the emotional side of this special is provided by Grandma. She’s a high energy grandma, but she’s also a sad character as she reveals in a long monologue how Christmas is the time of year she misses her late husband most. It’s the moment in this one where things kind of stop in their tracks. We were having fun just observing this family up to that point and now find ourselves all thinking about the people missing from our own lives this Christmas. If you can’t relate to that part, you will some day. The special has a sweet ending and it’s buoyed by some lovely animation and even some decent songs that do not overstay their welcome.

5 – Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

Homer bets it all on Santa’s Little Helper and it actually hits, just not in the way he expected it to.

The 1980s were a great time for Christmas specials and sneaking in right at the end of the decade is The Simpsons. You don’t need me to tell you about The Simpsons. They’re basically the most famous family in America, animated or otherwise. It will never stop amazing me that this show is still running, but we’re currently in season 37 of the show with no end in sight and it all started with this holiday episode. “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” wasn’t supposed to be the premier of the show, but it’s how it all ended up happening. And as a result no matter how many Treehouse of Horror installments the show does, it will always share a special bond with Christmas for as long as it lives.

Returning to this one annually is always a fun reminder of how this show began. The Simpsons wasn’t all that different from other sitcoms of the era with the main exception being that the family was kind of poor. The premise of this episode is that a thing like Homer losing his Christmas bonus could absolutely ruin the family’s holiday. It’s further compounded by Marge having to blow the family’s rainy day fund on getting Bart’s tattoo removed. Not wanting to let his family down, Homer tries to keep everything under wraps and secretly takes a second job as a mall Santa Claus, but when that ends up only paying out a measly thirteen bucks he’s forced to go to drastic measures and gamble his small sum of money at a dog track in a last ditch effort to raise enough funds to provide for his family. Since it’s The Simpsons, things can’t just work out for Homer in a nice, tidy, fashion, but he and Bart fall ass backwards into an even better present for the family: a dog. It’s also interesting going back to this one because the show is very much not at all concerned with preserving the Santa Claus myth for its audience. The writers definitely envisioned the show as more of an adult one that older kids and teens would probably also find interest in, but it ended up taking off most with a younger audience. As a result, this may be the only one in the top 10 of my list that you won’t want to expose the youngest viewers to, but for everyone else it’s a true classic and remains the best Simpsons Christmas episode.

4 – Pluto’s Christmas Tree

When it comes to Christmas, this is as good as it gets.

I mentioned it already in the Duck the Halls portion, but Mickey needs to receive top-billing in anything he appears in. Take this cartoon for example which, by all rights, should be considered a Pluto short, but it’s actually considered a Mickey Mouse one. It follows a familiar premise when compared with Toy Tinkers and even comes after it, but I find this one just a bit more enjoyable. It’s also simpler and the violence is far more tame so you can find this one on Disney+ all year long.

Mickey and Pluto begin this one in search of a Christmas tree. While doing so they encounter the pair of Chip and Dale who enjoy poking fun at Pluto for some reason. I guess because he’s just a fairly normal dog while they are chipmunks of a much higher intelligence. Pluto chases them up a tree which also ends up being the one Mickey settles on and the two end up inadvertently infiltrating the mouse’s house. There, they find a lovely home among the well-decorated tree. There’s the allure of nuts as well, but Pluto is not having it. After trying and failing to get Mickey’s attention to point out the rascals, it turns into a chase sequence which basically destroys the tree and results in Mickey strangling his dog. Yes, he really strangles Pluto. Despite that bit of animal abuse, this cartoon short is quite enjoyable and it all starts with the beautiful backgrounds and animation. The interior shot of the titular Christmas tree is the most Christmas shot ever dreamed up in animation. If I had the money and the ability, I’d go to great lengths to own that animation cel of Dale taking it all in. It’s just gorgeous and I love indulging in this one several times a year.

3. DuckTales – Last Christmas!

This one could have easily been called Dewey’s Christmas. Or should I say Bluey’s?

This is likely the one that’s going to be the biggest outlier in my list and I am okay with that. When most people my age hear DuckTales they likely refer back to the series that began in the 1980s and was part of the inaugural Disney Afternoon programming block. That show did not have a Christmas episode despite featuring a main character named Scrooge. To make up for it, the 2017 reboot had two Christmas episodes and this first one is one of my most favorite things.

DuckTales is a modern animated series with a strong throughline. It’s not entirely serialized though in such that someone just jumping in at any point would feel lost, but those who have kept up will probably get a little more out of it. And the main plot of the show is that Donald Duck has been left to raise his nephews all on his own, but eventually needs a little help and turns to his uncle Scrooge. The boys have never met their mother and do not even know if she’s alive and what happened to her because their uncle and great uncle refuse to discuss the matter, but they know it caused a major rift in their relationship. And we also have Scrooge who, like his namesake, appears to hate Christmas only in this episode we find out that’s a ruse. He just pretends to hate the holiday (though he truly hates Santa Claus for other reasons) so people will leave him alone freeing him up to go galivanting through time with his friends the ghosts of Christmas. It would seem they visited the wrong Scrooge years ago, but enjoyed hanging out with this one. Using the powers of the Ghost of Christmas Past (who is a cricket in just one of many nods to Mickey’s Christmas Carol), the group travels to holiday parties past, only this year Past is plotting to make sure the night never ends as he’s pretty lonely.

When the group travels back in time, there also happens to be a stowaway: Dewey Duck. Dewey is able to drop-off and land at McDuck Manor back in a time when his Uncle Donald and mother Della lived there as children. It’s through this bit of time travel that the young duck gets to meet his mother for the first time, only he can’t tell her who he is unless he wants to risk his very existence. Even sharing his name could have unintended consequences. It’s a really powerful plot device that only time travel could bring about. We saw Marty McFly meet a past version of his own parents which is interesting, but in his case he at least knew both of them in the present. Dewey has never interacted with his mother and to first do it with her as a child is wonderfully creative. It’s also kind of heartbreaking. The episode is careful to balance this all out with plenty of humor and some action as well as the two plots converge for the climax, but it’s also the sort of plot where if one sits with it and digests it they’ll likely find it pretty affecting. I just love it and there’s some wonderful callbacks in it that even one-time viewers should get. If you have never experienced it then I recommend you right that wrong. It’s the rare holiday episode I watched in the moment and I knew I’d be returning to it for years to come.

2 – Mickey’s Christmas Carol

Despite knowing how this one will turn out, it never fails to produce some happy tears.

I swear I didn’t set out to spotlight a bunch of Disney Christmas specials, it just worked out that way. Until doing this, I was almost unaware of how much enjoyment Disney has brought me over the years at Christmas time, but there’s no displacing the classics. Mickey’s Christmas Carol is my favorite version of Dickens and it’s not particularly close. Some love the Muppets (ironically, another Disney IP) while some love the more traditional, but for me it’s all Mickey and primarily Scrooge McDuck. This was my introduction to the character who would go on to star in DuckTales voiced by the wonderful Alan Young and I’ll never be able to separate him from Ebenezer Scrooge as a result. A huge tip of the cap goes out to my mother and her Christmas Tape she made in 1987 for me and my sister. On that famed relic, Mickey bats lead-off along with a trio of classic Disney shorts in Donald’s Snow Fight, Pluto’s Christmas Tree, and The Art of Skiing. A truly splendid way to fill an hour of television.

This version of A Christmas Carol quite simply has it all. There’s gorgeous animation, wonderful backgrounds, terrific voice acting, humor, and all the feels one would expect from this classic story. I love Disney’s version of the three ghosts and Marley and they will always be the first images that come to mind when speaking of those characters. The music is terrific and the sequence at the graveyard is both terrifying and heartbreaking. The resolution is as uplifting as it would have been if played by human actors and maybe it’s even better since these characters can emote in very specific ways. It’s kind of amazing what Disney can do with that duck visage which should be pretty rigid, but in the capable hands of Disney animators is capable of any expression needed. I already mentioned Alan Young by name, but this was also my introduction to Wayne Allwine as Mickey Mouse and he would go on to voice the character into the new millennium. He is probably my favorite Mickey voice actor for this particular take on the character and he’s wonderful here. It’s also the swan song for the original Donald, Clarence Nash, and while he doesn’t have a huge presence in this cartoon he sounds just as good as ever when called upon. My only disappointment with this one is that it disappeared from network television at some point in the 90s. Why? I don’t know, but it never should have. Especially with Disney owning ABC. I’d love to see that 80s block revived, but for now this one can at least be found on Disney+ and is also free to stream on YouTube.

1 – Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

This is just the absolute best.

As if it could be any other. Once again, I am declaring the animated classic How the Grinch Stole Christmas! the best Christmas special of all time. At this point, I can’t imagine anything dethroning it. It’s the perfect combination of story, visuals, song, and nostalgia that makes for the best Christmas special. How could one improve upon the Grinch? It plays to those who love Christmas and those who are exhausted by it. The Grinch is both relatable and a villain with a redemption arc. And in the hands of Chuck Jones he looks as good as he ever did and ever will, and we now have two feature length films to prove that point.

I honestly can’t remember if the Grinch was my favorite Christmas special as a kid. It was certainly up there, but I can also recall really loving Rudolph, Mickey, Frosty, and even ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas. The Grinch was always there though, that really consistent player smack dab in the middle of my Christmas Tape. Working in his favor is the half-hour format. I love a good short, and if a special is special enough to command an hour that can work in its favor too, but the half-hour cartoon is certainly my preference. The songs in this one are simple, but oh so effective. We all know “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” but the songs sung by the people of Whoville are just as catchy and the moment when they all sing on Christmas morning still lands hard for me every time I return to this.

What will always please me the most though, are the visuals and the Grinch and Max dynamic. The Grinch is just so expressive in the hands of Chuck Jones. His scowls, his nervousness, that smile! I mentioned wishing I could afford an animation cel of the interior of the tree in Pluto’s Christmas Tree and right up there would be a cel of Grinch in full smile. Even though an image can’t do it justice since it’s the animation that sells it as the smile just keeps creeping up his face well beyond where you would have expected it to end. And the way his hair unfurls is just the icing on the cake. Max is also adorable as the poor pup victimized by Grinch throughout. He is the sympathetic core of the picture, but he’s also infectious in the few moments he’s excited. We root for the Whos to get their Christmas back, but we also really just want to see Max have a happy ending. I love this one and I will love it for the rest of my days. I cannot foresee a time in my life when I will get sick of watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas! I am always down for a viewing and it feels like I can’t possibly watch it enough each season.

If How the Grinch Stole Christmas! is not your favorite Christmas special then that is okay. It’s more than okay. It’s okay if your favorite isn’t even in my top 10, 25, or not in this countdown at all. Whatever your favorite is, I hope you feel as strong about it as I do the Grinch. I hope you have that one Christmas special that can turn your day around with a simple viewing. It just makes you happy and helps you to appreciate what a unique time of year Christmas is. I hope you enjoyed this countdown and that you have a wonderful Christmas this year and all the years to come!

If you can’t wait until next year for more Christmas then check out what we had to say on this day last year and beyond:

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Dec. 12 – The Nostalgia Spot Christmas Special Countdown #115 – 105

Today’s installment of the Christmas Special Countdown basically ends at the halfway mark. After four days in a row of countdown installments, tomorrow’s solo entry comes at a pretty good time. Though in looking ahead, we’re not going to have another one for a week! I guess that’s the problem when you integrate those solo entries into an overall ranking system because they have to post where they rank. I could have taken liberties with the rankings to prevent that, but I have integrity! That integrity forced me to also break-up yesterday’s final entry with today’s first one. I think the two pair well when it comes to discussing the pros and cons of a Christmas special, but I couldn’t figure out a way to make that happen. Especially considering that yesterday’s post included 11 entries and today’s does as well. Had one included 10 it would have been easy enough, but that’s just the way things ended up. Without further adieu, here’s number 115:

115 – Toy Story That Time Forgot

The extent of the Christmas in this one.

I feel this one pairs well with Yes, Virginia because it overcomes the weaknesses of that special, while somewhat lacking its strengths. In case you forgot, Yes, Virginia is a nice little Christmas story with some unfortunate CG animation. It’s not good. This being a Pixar television special, it looks fantastic! It’s just very light on Christmas. Toy Story That Time Forgot is really a post Christmas special. Originally, I even considered doing it as a gag December 26th post. It takes place after the holiday has come and new toys have been bestowed upon young Bonnie, but none appear poised to push out her old favorites (wait until they meet the spork later on). As for her friend, on the other hand, he got something way more interesting: video games. On a playdate, Bonnie gets to experience the same while the toys are left to peruse this other kid’s playroom which has been filled with a new dinosaur product line. This kid got a ton of stuff for Christmas and it kind of takes me back to when my son got into Paw Patrol. As a dad who grew up adoring toys (and still does), I had to get him everything Paw Patrol I could get my hands on and I probably went a little overboard. The same happened for this kid and it’s overwhelming. He doesn’t seem to care and the toys are left to fend for themselves and they’re basically all a bunch of Buzz Lightyears. Woody and the gang have to prove to them they’re actually toys and while it feels a bit familiar, it’s still pretty fun. It’s just not very Christmassy.

114 – The Real Ghostbusters – XMas Marks the Spot

Wait! Don’t bust these ghosts!

This is our second Christmas special (though chronologically, it came first) where the Dickens tale A Christmas Carol is treated like a historical reality. In this holiday themed episode of The Real Ghostbusters, our favorite busters somehow travel back in time and accidentally bust the ghosts that were supposed to show Ebenezer Scrooge the error of his ways. Now, I’ve been pretty vocal about my disinterest in adaptations of A Christmas Carol here, but this one is legitimately clever. Especially when your main characters are known for fighting ghosts. And apparently, that night was extremely important for the world as busting those ghosts changes the future for the worse forcing the Ghostbusters to try and set things right. First, by taking the place of the ghosts, and then by actually springing them from the containment unit. Longtime viewers get to enjoy a trip into where all of the ghosts they’ve been capturing all series long are held and there’s some fun cameos. This one is ranked this high because the premise is fun and this era of the show had some pretty nice animation and vocal performances. If you’ve never cared about Ghostbusters or The Real Ghostbusters then you might not enjoy it as much as I, who was raised on this stuff. Let’s hope Mondo never makes X-Mas variants of their Ghostbusters figures because my wallet may never recover.

113 – Johnny Bravo – ‘Twas the Night

Santa Meathead

Johnny Bravo was another early Cartoon Network original that found success. He’s basically a meat head with an Elvis obsession and this short Christmas cartoon puts that on display. It’s a bit like The Santa Clause, or “Christmas Flintstone,” in that Johnny takes over for Santa because the jolly old elf has become incapacitated. The twist here is Johnny is the one who incapacitated him. I guess Tim Allen did the same when he startled the Santa on his roof, but Johnny literally beats him up. Santa then demands he take over and Johnny reluctantly complies. There’s some good gags as Johnny pops in on characters featured in the show and some who are not, including a famous cameo. Perhaps the best part though is it’s all narrated by Adam West. His dry, yet earnest, delivery is perfect for this sort of thing. The segment is one of three from a half hour show so it’s extremely brief compared to most of the specials on this list which works to his advantage. I can only handle the character of Johnny Bravo in small doses and this is perfect.

112 – The Legend of Prince Valiant – Peace on Earth

You know it’s a big tree when the candle needs to be put on it from the balcony.

This episode of The Legend of Prince Valiant was a tough one to rank. On one hand, it gets a little preachy and the episode’s resolution is perhaps too tidy for the weighty material leading up to it. On the other hand, it’s a more serious addition to the Christmas special lineage which makes it refreshing and the weighty material is handled pretty well, for the most part. It’s all about seeking peace in a war-torn land. A local lord has been killed and his son is expected to rule in his place. His followers want vengeance, but he just wants an end to the long-running feud. Our titular character, Prince Valiant, is politically bound to defend his allies so if a battle is to be waged then he and his knights are duty bound to join in when they want nothing more than to go home for Christmas without bloodshed. It’s not afraid to show some violence and death, it’s just not gratuitous. And such subjects are spoken of plainly. It’s also a relic of the original The Family Channel so, yeah, there’s a religious component to it as well. The plot even centers on a book, though to my shock the book was not the Bible. The animation is solid and if you want something non-comical for your Christmas viewing then this might be worth a look.

111 – Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas

Despite what the image suggests, the whole gang does not get together to celebrate Christmas.

Mickey’s first animated Christmas special in years is a bit of a mixed bag, hence why it’s here in the middle. The animation and overall look of this one is great, some of Disney’s best television animation for the era. The special is an hour and a half broken up into three segments making it essentially three half-hour specials in one. The sequel special kept the running time, but broke it up into more segments which is about the only thing that special got right. This one kind of struggles with each segment getting long and repetitive. It doesn’t help that the first one is a “Christmas Everyday” story with Donald’s nephews in the lead role. That one is repetitive by design. The middle segment, which stars Goofy and a younger version of Max than we saw in Goof Troop, is probably my favorite and it’s just all about Goofy trying to get his son to believe in Santa Claus. The third is a telling of The Gift of the Magi starring Mickey and Minnie and it’s as satisfying as most adaptations of that story – which is to say not very. Each segment has its moments, but this one falls short of being a true Christmas classic despite its pedigree.

110 – The New Batman Adventures – Holiday Knights

Bullock is not an enthusiastic Santa.

Oh yes, we’re including the Batman episodes! Years ago, in celebration of the 25th anniversary of Batman: The Animated Series, I did a weekly rundown of each episode in the show as well as its sequel show, The New Batman Adventures. As such, these existed outside of the usual Christmas Spot countdown, but since there are two Christmas episodes among them it only felt right to include them here. This one is the series premiere for The New Batman Adventures and it’s like an anthology episode. The first segment features Harley and Ivy going on a shopping spree with a drugged-out Bruce Wayne, the middle segment features Batgirl stopping Clayface at a shopping mall, and the third and final segment actually takes place on New Year’s Eve where the Joker is up to no good and it falls on Batman and Robin to stop him. It’s a weird one for the show because it comes first in production order despite the Robin character getting introduced later on in the series, but we don’t really care about that for this purpose. All you need to know is this is a perfectly fine episode of the show that takes place at Christmas. The segmented nature of it does prevent it from being able to lock-on and tell one cohesive, satisfying, story instead opting more for the Looney Tunes approach. It’s entertaining, and the final scene is a nice piece of Batman lore for this universe, and overall I just find it more enjoyable than what The Justice League did.

109 – Prep & Landing: Naughty vs. Nice

Everything bad that happens to Wayne is deserved.

I am a big fan of the original Prep & Landing holiday special. I hope to be a big fan of the new one coming this year. I am not that big of a fan of Naughty vs. Nice. It obviously isn’t bad since I’m placing it roughly in the middle of my countdown, and by virtue of its association with the better special I tend to watch it annually, but it does some things I don’t like. Namely, it makes the lead, Wayne, just completely unlikable. The first one flirts with that idea, but it’s a bit more reasonable and relatable. This one just gives Wayne a case of sibling rivalry where he comes across as extremely petty, self-serving, and really just an asshole. Can you have a successful Christmas special where the lead is an asshole? Sure, but probably not when it’s ultimately trying to be a wholesome take on the holiday. It’s not all bad as there’s some humorous bits and the presentation is still fantastic, it’s just way less enjoyable.

108 – Popeye the Sailor – Mister and Mistletoe

That’s no candle, Popeye!

Another old school holiday short, and one I deemed much better than the collection of old shorts featured further back in this countdown. Popeye is one of the original stars of black and white cartoons, but this Christmas short comes after that when he was in color and no longer part of Fleischer. That was the best era for Popeye, but these color ones from Famous Studios aren’t all bad. And this mad cap Christmas short is pretty fun and what most probably want out of a Popeye short. Olive and Popeye have put his nephews to bed when Bluto shows up dressed as Santa Claus to try and steal Popeye’s girl. Only Popeye thinks he’s the real deal and is probably more captivated by this rather bulky Santa than Olive seems to be. There’s some funny bits where Popeye is basically throwing himself at Santa until the big guy finally gets rid of him for good. Once the cat is out of the bag, Popeye can get to kicking some ass and eventually Bluto gets his due and violence solves everything. Popeye ends the short in the Santa suit because how could he not?

107 – Nerds and Monsters – Zanti-Clops

Run for your life, kid.

This is one I wanted to rank lower. It’s a 2014 cartoon I had never heard of with only so-so animation, but each time I went back to it for this ranking I was reminded that, “Hey, it’s pretty good!” Now, it’s not sentimental or anything and is just about some kids stuck on a monster-infested island. It’s got some gross-out humor. Poop plays a pretty central role to the monster version of Santa, the aforementioned Zanti-Clops, who takes old junk from kids and leaves behind a steaming pile of green, jewel-encrusted, dung. One of the nerds, Dudley, is anti-Santa or whatever and takes it upon himself to find out the truth, which nearly gets him killed. See, Zanti-Clops eats all who see him, but it turns out he’s not such a bad guy. He still inflicts some terror upon the kids before this one is over and we get even more poop jokes. If you can look past so many poop jokes then you’ll probably be entertained by this. It’s another short one too with some solid character work.

106 – Prep & Landing: Operation: Secret Santa

That is indeed pretty, freakin’, tinsel.

Yeah, we’re doubling-up on Prep & Landing today with this one being the short the franchise has produced. As the title implies, this one is more like a spy mission and it’s a pretty simple one: infiltrate Santa’s work shop and retrieve something for Mrs. Claus. The stakes are a bit undefined. We can clearly see that Lanny and Wayne fear Santa and what might happen should they be caught snooping around, but he’s also Santa. What’s he really going to do? Despite the stakes seeming awfully small, it still manages to create some solid tension while the elves are on their mission. There’s some nice set pieces and stunt shots and the item they’re after leads to a solid enough conclusion. It’s brief, but benign. I usually watch it out of habit at this point after I watch the truly special original.

105 – A Muppet Family Christmas

It was all worth it for this image.

This is a popular one I tend to enjoy less than most. Maybe it’s because I grew up with this one on VHS so it didn’t have that unobtainable quality it had for a lot of people. Now it’s far easier to see thanks to streaming and there have been some physical releases, though some stuff had to be cut for copywrite reasons. The special is great on paper: the Muppets gather at the home of Fozzy’s mom and get snowed in with the gang from Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock. It’s all of the major Jim Henson properties literally under one roof. It just runs out of steam for me. A lot of the setup is fun and seeing the Muppets interact with the cast of Sesame Street is surprisingly entertaining. The Fraggles though are kind of wasted and the back half gets bogged down by concern for Miss Piggy and songs. So many songs. It’s as if they couldn’t fill an hour, so they decided to just have everyone sit around and sing Christmas carols. It’s really not good. Still, some people love The Muppets so much that it’s worth sitting through, but this is the rare special you can turn off about halfway through and not have really missed out on anything. Well, except that Jim Henson cameo at the very end which is pretty sweet. And it’s made all the more so by him no longer being with us.

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Dec. 22 – Prep & Landing: Naughty vs. Nice

Original air date December 5, 2011.

Ok, so I know we did Prep & Landing last year, and we already did Operation: Secret Santa this year, but I just had to complete the trilogy. Not to be a downer, but I don’t know if I’m going to do this next year so I need to make sure that I feel good about the list of Christmas specials I’ve covered here at The Nostalgia Spot. And Prep & Landing, being perhaps the best series of Christmas specials since the days of Rankin Bass, needs to get the full treatment. Well, all except for Tiny’s BIG Adventure. It’s not that the cartoon short starring the diminutive elf is bad, it’s just not essential. There’s a reason why it’s the only one not on Disney+.

Operation: Secret Santa felt like a little treat for fans of Prep & Landing when it landed in 2009, but Naughty vs. Nice is the true sequel to the original special. It’s maybe not the very next Christmas for our heroes Wayne (Dave Foley) and Lanny (Derek Richardson), but it is another Christmas that sees them sort of on the job. As was the case with Operation: Secret Santa, Lanny and Wayne won’t be asked to actually prep a house in this one. Instead, they’re tasked with saving Christmas from another threat, the dreaded jinglesmell1337! Yeah, it ups the stakes as sequels often do. In the first one, Wayne had to realize the value of his job and preserve Christmas for just one little boy. In this one, the villain threatens to take down the entire Santa Naughty and Nice list grid throwing the entire operation into pure chaos. The kind of chaos that not even Santa can solve quickly putting the entire holiday in jeopardy. Look what technology has done to Christmas!

Like the original, Naughty vs. Nice was essentially created to give the ABC network a Christmas special it could turn to year after year. And since it was the second half hour length cartoon in the series, it gave the network a solid hour of programming it would return to year in and year out. With the creation of Disney+, that network timeslot has probably lost some value, but it still aired this year back on December 10. Apologies for not getting to this one sooner in case you were hoping to go and watch it after this, but at least you still have streaming options.

The coal elves were mentioned in the original special, but now we get to see them in action.

This one begins like the previous one with a licensed Christmas song. This time it’s “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town” as performed by Bing Crosby and The Andrews Sisters over scenes of an idyllic Christmas town. We move into a home and the camera settles on a fireplace with stockings hung with care about it. Then the music cuts out as a puff of black smoke filles the area and out comes The Coal Brigade! We saw a brief glimpse of the Coal Elves in the first special, but they weren’t elaborated on. Not that any was really needed. They were dirty and covered in soot and one could surmise these guys were in charge of delivering coal to the bad kids.

You don’t want to find one of these in your stocking.

As the elves emerge from the fireplace, one cocks his “gun” like a break-action shotgun, though it more resembles a gatling gun made out of roman candles. The other elf takes out his “fruitcake,” a little handheld device from which the elves communicate and document. They spy a drawing on the wall with crayons on the floor around it and the way the shot is framed it’s like they’re two crime scene investigators coming upon a corpse. Wayne’s voice fills our ears explaining the nature of these two as they spy other elements of naughty behavior including a broken lamp and a bad report card. They document everything and then send it back to HQ via a satellite in space. An elf there reviews the findings and confirms the naughty behavior. A supervisor elf then does the same to check it twice. A naughty rating is then relayed back to the elves via the fruitcake and they print out a ribbon that says “Try harder next year.” It’s affixed to a lump of coal and loaded into a gun which is then fired into one of the stockings.

Casey Jones? As a Storm Trooper?

As the elves make their way for the fireplace, they’re intercepted from behind by a masked figure. It’s clearly a child based on their stature sporting a “Not Storm Trooper” mask and towel for a robe. The child activates a toy, robotic, dog which comes running down the hallway at the elves. The elf with the gun unloads on the dog, but it does nothing since their ammo appears to match the sleep grenade we’ve seen the elves use and a robotic dog isn’t going to succumb to that. They scramble to get back up the chimney as the dog bites at them eventually escaping. However, our assailant pats the dog on the head and it opens its jaw to reveal the fruitcake! The child laughs in a distorted voice for it seems that was the goal all along.

Magee is back to coordinate another Christmas and her tree is still dead.

We are taken to the North Pole and a message on the screen alerts us that it is December 22nd, the following year. Magee (Sarah Chalke) is in her office coordinating the lead-up to Christmas and giving Tiny her order for what I assume is eggnog. She grabs the phone to place a call to Mr. Thistleton (Chris Parnell), the elf we saw in the prior scene checking the list twice. He appears to be the head tech elf when it comes to the Naughty and Nice list and coordinating of presents. Magee requests he deliver some good news “baby,” and he responds by calling her “baby” too, but catches himself and immediately seems regretful about it. Hey man, Magee created the hostile work environment first by calling you baby so don’t feel bad about returning with the same.

This kid is up to something. Something very naughty.

Thistleton does, however, have some good news to relay. It’s looking like this year will produce a record number of names on The Nice List and as he explains we see old pal Timmy Twerlep on said list. He’s getting a football. We also get a glimpse at the assembly line for toy production, though it’s mostly gift wrapping. They have conveyor belts of stuff and tubes to suck up the finished product and deposit them in a massive sack already loaded onto Santa’s sleigh. Suddenly, an image in red flashes across the monitor of one of the elves. The image is unmistakably the child we saw in the opening scene, mask and all, and for a moment the assembly line shuts down. It then resumes operation and the elves mostly shrug it off, all except Thistleton. He has the image on every monitor in front of him seemingly preserved as he narrows his gaze and remarks that someone is being very naughty.

Wayne is out doing some Christmas shopping for his favorite elf: himself.

Smash cut to old pal Wayne who appears to be driving a snow mobile while saying he’s been very nice this year. It’s a demo for a new model of snow mobile called a Natalé and it would seem that Wayne intends to get himself a rather expensive Christmas present this year. As he disembarks the floor model, Lanny (Derek Richardson) enters the showroom with his arms full of gifts. Lanny has been out shopping for others while Wayne is shopping for himself. I’m sure there will be no comeuppance later for such selfish behavior. Lanny gets slammed in the automatic door and doesn’t appear to have the wherewithal to just step out of it as he asks Wayne if he wants to come trim the tree with his family. Wayne tells Lanny that this shiny new Natalé is all the family he needs. He even asks the sales elf if he can remove the passenger seat. I guess he no longer has the same girlfriend he had in the prior special.

A Christmas ornament shaped gondola – makes sense.

Lanny’s fruitcake then flashes a dire sign: Cranberry Red. He holds it up to Wayne who springs into action ordering the sales elf not to sell the snow mobile as he’ll be right back. We cut to the pair on a gondola as we hear Magee apologizing for pulling them away from their holiday shopping spree. The gondola is basically a Christmas ornament and inside is like a mobile command center. Thistleton is appearing via hologram while Tiny drives. He informs the pair that someone has acquired a fruitcake conduct calculator and is attempting to hack the Naughty List, which they obviously cannot have. The person is known only by their online handle: jinglesmell1337. Lanny seems particularly taken aback by the image of the perp and their disgusting handle. Thistleton tries to humble brag following the disclosure of this information, but Magee ends transmission. Wayne then attempts to cut to the chase as he’s got this figured out: the big guy wants THE Prep & Landing elf to infiltrate the home of jinglesmell1337 and retrieve the stolen fruitcake. He announces that he will indeed undertake this mission, but Magee has some apparent bad news for him. She relays that the big guy does indeed want he and Lanny to get this item back, but also that he thinks they need the help of someone with expertise in the field of naughty children. In other words: a coal elf.

Either Lanny has a big thirst or the bartender is thirsty for Lanny.

Magee drops the two off in the Coal District and slips in a quick apology towards Wayne before ordering Tiny to floor it. Lanny thinks working with a coal elf is going to be pretty tinsel while Wayne doesn’t see the point. We then head into a coal elf bar. A more rock n’ roll type of song about naughty children (“Naughty Naughty Children (Better Start Actin’ Nice)” by Grace Potter) is played against a backdrop of coal elves shooting pool, tossing axes, and riding a mechanical bull. Because they’re covered in soot, the animation team can get away with making the bar cloudy and smoke-filled like a bar occupied by a bunch of cigar-chomping miscreants. At the bar, Wayne notes that their so-called expert is fifteen minutes late as the bartender delivers their drinks: hot chocolate. Wayne receives a pretty standard sized mug with a single marshmallow while Lanny receives an oversized one with several marshmallows and even some candy canes. He says “Thank you, sir!” as the bartender slides a piece of paper his way. It says Carol and there’s a phone number. Lanny then feels embarrassed as he realizes he just called a woman “Sir” and we finally pan to the bartender who is indeed a rather large, muscled, female elf. She seems unbothered by the slip-up and gives the elf a wink and moves along leaving Lanny to feel rather embarrassed. I say go for it, man.

Wayne, who very much wanted out of Prep & Landing in the first special, is now enjoys being the big shot of the department.

Wayne then looks to his left and sees an old coal elf (the credits would seem to suggest that this is Crumbles, voiced by Phil LaMarr) reading a newspaper. The headline is “Who Will be Elf of the Year?” and Wayne has no inhibition about offering up to the fella that he will be named Elf of the Year. The old guy puts down the paper and appears transfixed as Wayne confirms that he’s THE Prep & Landing guy. The elf has apparently heard of him, but mistakenly calls him Dwayne. He calls out to the other elves that Dwayne from preps and landing is in their presence and that he’s going to be Elf of the Year! Wayne basks in the attention modestly remarking how he’s here to save Christmas and all that while also remarking that their so-called expert is late.

Here’s an elf who knows how to party!

He’s interrupted by the sound of a novelty car horn as we hear an engine being revved. A voice cries out “Jingle Bam!” as a snow mobile comes barging into the bar in a cloud of coal dust. A large, rowdy, coal elf with big sideburns emerges from the snow mobile firing off finger guns to the adoration of all in the bar. He quickly apologizes to Carol for the mess, who shrugs it off indicating that she’s unbothered by his entrance. By the bar, Wayne looks horrified while Lanny is excited as he suspects this is their expert. Wayne just says “Noel” as this elf explains how he just dropped some serious coin on a brand, new, Natalé – it’s a turbo! Lanny notes it’s a lot like the one Wayne was going to buy, but he just says “Noel” again with disbelief. The elf explains that the dealer had another buyer, but he was able to sweet talk him into letting him take it. He then announces that he’s here to save Christmas and repeats his “Jingle Bam!” catchphrase again. The old coal elf then calls attention to Dwayne since he said he was going to do the same. Noel takes one look at “Dwayne” and calls him by his real name, Wayne, but the old elf corrects him and adds “No one ever listens to me.” Noel then orders Wayne to come and dispense with some hugging, but when Wayne doesn’t move Noel tackles him and puts him in a headlock. Through a collapsing wind pipe, Wayne is able to croak out an explanation to Lanny: this is Noel, his little brother.

Ooo, are we going to get some fireworks between these two?!

Lanny is understandably shocked to hear that Wayne has a brother as we next catch up with the trio at headquarters. Noel is in a good mood and happy to be finally teaming up with his big brother, who is in fact much smaller in stature than the coal elf, but Wayne does not seem to share in his brother’s enthusiasm. As they approach the hangar where Thrasher (Hayes MacArthur) resides, Wayne warns his brother that the secret reindeer can be pretty irritable and that it’s best he just doesn’t say anything. When he catches a glimpse of Thrasher, Noel’s face hardens. He marches over to him shouting out “Hey! Bambi! I told you if I ever saw you again I’d put your head on my wall!” Thrasher responds with a snort at him and a threat, but when Noel whips out a box of candy canes, the two erupt with laughter. It would seem they’re old friends making Noel one of the few creatures Thrasher actually likes. He does not feel the same way about Wayne.

Aww, kid Wayne and Noel were so adorable!

As the crew heads for their target, Noel is teaching Lanny how to properly utter a “Jingle Bam!” of his own. He’s having some trouble, but Noel encourages him to keep at it. He then takes a seat by Wayne who is reading a brochure for snow mobiles since he needs to find a new one. Noel informs Lanny that he was Wayne’s original partner, though not in Prep & Landing. We see a flashback of Wayne and Noel playing superheroes as kids. Wayne was Captain Avalanche and Noel was his sidekick Snowball. The flashback is shown like an old 8mm film and it’s a nice effect as we see the two playing to Noel’s narration. He then brings up a toy associated with the product, the Commander Avalanche Super Sled, and how Wayne wanted it so bad, but that Peterson kid (Peterson was also the elf who got the promotion Wayne wanted in the first Prep & Landing) got it instead. Wayne was enjoying the flashback until Noel got to that part and he especially doesn’t like Noel bringing up how he cried like a baby when he didn’t get that toy. Noel sighs wistfully as he says “My big brother, the big baby.”

Okay, this guy might be a little nuts.

Wayne angrily hops off the bench and reminds everyone that they have a mission to do. He asks Thrasher over the intercom how soon until they hit the drop zone, but Thrasher just snaps back, “Do not question me, Wayne! I tell you when we’re over the drop zone!” He then kindly informs Noel that they’re over the drop zone, much to Wayne’s annoyance. He even tosses in some words of encouragement about saving Christmas to old Noel. Wayne then summons Lanny for an equipment check, but Noel interrupts him to say the only thing they need is his big, freakin’, gun. Lanny is impressed with the weapon as Noel chuckles about the two still using parachutes. He then saunters over to the exit, and with a “Jingle Bam!”, jumps out. Wayne angrily removes his hat which contains his parachute and hands it to Lanny as he follows his brother. The two head for land, but as Noel lands on his feet with relative ease, we see Wayne completely miss the roof. Crashing sounds and a car alarm are heard as Lanny comes into frame safely via his parachute.

Noel is packing some serious heat.

It’s time to enter the belly of the beast, as Noel calls it. It must be he that extinguishes the flames of the fireplace for a large plume of smoke emerges before we see Noel and Lanny enter. Noel cautions Lanny that this is a dangerous mission and that one of them might die. He matter-of-factly states “Probably you,” which unnerves Lanny even more. Wayne then pops up between them stretching and cracking his back following that tremendous fall from Thrasher. He tells Noel to stop being dramatic and for the pair to follow his lead saying “Stealth is my middle name.” Lanny whispers to Noel “I thought it was Frances,” who nods in acknowledgement. Wayne then creeps over towards the tree and calls attention to an ornament on the floor. Standing beside it, he says that Noel would have stepped on it and blown their cover, but as he picks it up to put it back on the tree Noel cries out for him to stop!

Wayne, in his attempt to show up his brother, is just sloppy.

That’s because the ornament is connected via string to an iPod dock. Yes, this is from 2011 when an iPod dock could be found in many living rooms across the country. It activates and we get another lively, licensed, Christmas song (“Nuttin’ for Christmas” performed by Plain White T’s) which is sure to alert the residents in this house that someone is lurking downstairs. A quick cut to a teddy bear placed on a staircase with a glowing red light suggests a camera is in place. We then cut quickly to jinglesmell1337 at their computer as further traps are unleashed. A dump truck full of ornaments pulls up beside the trio and unloads on them. Noel gives the order to run and to “Serpentine! Serpentine!” as toys from the hallway fire Nerf-style darts. They reach the stairs with Noel and Wayne seemingly unscathed, but poor Lanny is loaded with darts.

It’s like the mini boss of the mission, the dreaded Hop With Me Bunny!

We cut back to jinglesmell1337 as they handle a video game controller. As the brothers reach the top of the stairs, they’re met by a purple, stuffed, bunny with a voice like Elmo. Hop With Me Bunny (Kevin Deters) is just a toy that hops in place and Wayne thinks he’s up to the task. He runs at the doll, but it drop kicks him back into Noel and Lanny. Noel announces that he’s got this, much to the annoyance of brother Wayne. He tackles the toy and puts it in a headlock. Wayne, ever defiant and determined to prove he’s as tough as his brother, tries to join in, but the rabbit kicks him again. Noel then pins it to the floor and with a mighty yell reaches into the beast’s chest to rip out its heart! I mean battery pack. The bar, gunplay, and now this apparent Mortal Kombat style fatality are all possible thanks to creative use of coal, sleep aids, and toys. Wholesome Disney is marketing violence to your kids, parents.

Lanny is doing his best, but I don’t think he’s cut out for these type of missions.

While this melee is taking place, Lanny decides to go for the fruit cake. We see him nervously darting and rolling towards the lair of jinglesmell1337. The kid is seen just sitting in front of their PC as Lanny removes the pin from a sleep grenade and nervously approaches. He spins the chair around and the head of the kid rolls off and to the floor. Lanny thinks he killed the naughty kid, and in his moment of panic basically forgets that he’s holding a live grenade. It goes off with a puff of sparkles in his face as Wayne and Noel come running down the hall. The bedroom door slams shut trapping Lanny inside as he tries to fight off the effects of the grenade. He rises to his feet as a figure approaches. He asks “Jingle Smell?” and the child emerges from the shadows. It’s a girl sporting a pink Disney Princess sweatshirt and a sour expression. Lanny can only look at her say, “but you’re so adorable!” before he passes out.

Behold! Jinglesmell1337!

After an act break, we find Lanny stuck to the wall being held in place by adhesive give tags. We’re also properly introduced to Grace Goodwin aka jinglesmell1337. Grace (Emily Alyn Lind) wants the password to the fruitcake so she can take her name off the Naughty List, but Lanny isn’t going to be too cooperative. He’s also loopy from the sleep grenade which essentially means he’s drunk. He’s coherent enough to question why he would ever help a kid remove themself from the Naughty List which is when Grace reveals him: Gabriel. Gabriel is her little brother and he’s revealed by her opening a door to his room where he slumbers peacefully in his crib. A connecting door between two kid rooms is rather unusual, but it works for the reveal. Grace says that ever since he was born, she’s essentially been getting blamed for his naughty, toddler, behavior. She details how he destroyed her favorite plush and I guess we’re to assume he’s responsible for the writing on the wall, busted lamp, etc. I’m not sure that we can totally blame the poor grades on the little guy, but maybe that alone isn’t enough to land Grace on the dreaded Naughty List.

Not a cameo I was expecting.

As Grace details her arguments towards Gabriel, Wayne and Noel can be seen lurking in the ductwork above. We also see some of Gabriel’s actions via a cutaway which includes a scene of Grace waiting to see Santa at a mall. A misbehaving Gabriel causes her mother to pull her away before she gets her turn and behind her is a clear reference to A Christmas Story of Ralphie waiting in-line to see Santa and that weird kid in the pilot gear is staring uncomfortably at him. Grace adds that no one notices her ever since her brother was born nearly two years ago (in case you were thinking he wasn’t the cause of her landing on the Naughty List the prior year) and she really needs Lanny’s help to get the password to allow her to access the fruitcake. Unfortunately, Lanny tells her that what he needs is a pizza! Dismayed she turns to her computer, but Lanny then suggests that maybe all she needs to do is say the magic word.

Umm, mission failed?

Grace giddily races to the computer and enters “Please” as the password and is instantly granted access to the fruitcake. She changes her entry on the Naughty List and does a celebratory dance in response. Noel, who has now moved under the bed amongst some stuffed animals, warns us that we don’t want to see what happens next as he basically cocks his gun while Wayne begins his descent from the ventilation – and gets his hat stuck in the grate. As the change is uploaded to the network, we see quick cuts of the satellite and Thistleton as things start beeping and a red image of Grace in costume appears on a screen. This is not good.

Do you even know how to use that thing, Wayne?

Noel decides to make his move as he army crawls across the floor. Unfortunately, he’s spotted by Lanny who calls out to him, “Noel! We’re getting pizza!” Grace then whirls around to see the elf, but Wayne intercepts Noel and yanks his gun from his hands. Declaring this is his mission, Wayne attempts to fire at Grace while Noel cries out a warning, and with good reason. Not only does Wayne miss, but the recoil of the gun sends him flying backwards where he lands in a tackle box full of makeup and has the lid shut on him. Noel then lunges for the fruitcake, but Grace does as well. They fight over it with one grabbing the fruitcake and the other the cable it’s connected to. It ends up getting sent soaring through the air where it smashes through a window to land down in the street. Grace may have been able to blame a lot of naughty stuff on her baby brother, but that broken window is pretty much all on her.

Don’t worry everybody, Noel has saved the day!

Noel springs into action as Wayne calls for him to stop. He tells his brother not to worry, he’ll get the fruitcake. He jumps out of the window and sees the device in the middle of the street. Unfortunately, a snowplow is heading right for it. Noel steals himself and makes a run for it deftly avoiding the plow and snatching up the fruitcake all in one motion. He then places a call to Magee to inform her mission accomplished, they have the fruitcake. She is, of course, delighted and even tells Noel he’s likely to win Elf of the Year for this! She’s interrupted by an emergency call from Thistleton and has to disconnect, but Noel is left feeling pretty good about himself.

Noel has picked up on his brother’s hostility towards him so he isn’t as dense as you might think.

An individual who is not feeling too good right now is Wayne who has followed his brother and is shown staring at his little brother from the sidewalk. When Noel announces to him that Magee said he’s likely to get Elf of the Year is when Wayne seems to feel totally deflated. He seems almost numb as he makes sarcastic quips as he slams his head into a nearby trash barrel causing a pile of snow to fall on him. Noel then finally asks his brother if he’s all right indicating that he’s been getting kind of a vibe from him so he’s not completely oblivious to his older brother’s hostility.

That is not the look of someone happy to see their brother.

From beneath the pile of snow, we see Wayne’s eyes laser-focused on his brother. He shakes the snow off and, despite the obvious cold, he’s steaming like a tea kettle. He starts yelling at Noel and throwing snowballs at him about how his problem is, and has always been, Noel. He accuses him of showing him up all of the time as he chases after him. Noel, to this credit, doesn’t stand his ground even though he could probably wipe the floor with Wayne. He apologizes for “Dolores” and swears he never knew there was mistletoe there. Wayne is apparently still mad about this so-called Dolores, but also the mission, the turbo, and pretty much everything. Grace comes running outside to witness the last of Wayne’s volley. As Noel tries to appeal to him by saying how great it is they got to go on this special mission together, Wayne reveals that he not only didn’t want to have Noel along for this, but he also wishes he never had a brother!

Words hurt, Wayne. Words hurt.

That one cuts deep. Noel stops running and lets the snowballs strike him harmlessly as he stares up at his brother from the street as he’s perched on a car. He has a serious expression his face, one we haven’t seen on the jolly elf yet, and tells Wayne he knows he didn’t mean that as he finally fires a snowball in retaliation. The blast of snow knocks Wayne off the car and to the ground as Wayne tells his brother to tell him he didn’t mean what he said. Wayne says nothing as he dusts himself off and won’t even look at his brother his face still simmering with rage. Noel’s face softens to one of hurt as he details that he always looked up to Wayne and thought of him as a hero, until now. The writers even slip a joke into this otherwise weighty moment by having Noel mention that Wayne taught him how to write his name in the snow. I don’t think we needed that, let the moment be.

I hope you didn’t forget about the sled, because Wayne sure didn’t.

Wayne still doesn’t turn around as Noel produces a gift from behind his back. Where he was concealing it no one really knows. He tosses it at Wayne’s feet with a half-hearted “Merry Christmas.” The box opens and out falls the Captain Avalanche Super Sled. No wonder why Noel mentioned it during their transport, he needed to get his brother fired up to finally get one. Wayne picks it up with awe and looks it over. It’s just as awesome as he remembered it. Now, it’s Noel’s turn to turn his back on his brother as he gathers up his hat. Wayne says the sled is even better than he remembered and adds that Captain Avalanche was nothing without Snowball – never have been, never will be. Noel stares a dagger over his should to quip “You got that right,” seemingly expecting more. Wayne then apologizes and somewhat sheepishly says “Jingle Bam?” Noel turns around with a smile, returns the “Jingle Bam!,” and pulls Wayne in for a great, big, bearhug.

There’s no more time for family drama, they need to get that device to that tower or Christmas is ruined!

Grace has been watching the whole time and a look of relief crosses her face to see the brothers makeup. Behind her, Lanny has apparently broken free to stumble out the front door asking if the pizza is here yet. Grace’s parents must be very heavy sleepers. Wayne gets a jingle in his earpiece and answers with a “Hello, beautiful,” so these elves really need a crash course in workplace etiquette from HR. It’s Magee, naturally, and they have a crisis. She asks if Wayne is in possession of the fruitcake and he indicates that he is. Something is wrong though as they now have a glitch in the system that is placing every child in the world on the Naughty List! Thistleton indicates it’s an issue originating from the fruitcake, but he can’t seem to interface with it. That would be because the antenna is broken. Thistleton instructs Wayne that he needs to basically find a new antenna, but not just any antenna, the most powerful antenna he can source. The elves are dumbfounded when they hear this, but the still drunken Lanny happily points out a giant antenna on a nearby building. Perfect!

These elves have abandoned all notions of stealth at this point.

Grace, who understands this is all her fault and would like to make amends, begins rewiring the fruitcake so that it can accept the new antenna. As the crew races over to the building, we see Lanny is riding in Grace’s backpack. As she finishes what she’s doing, she tosses the device to Wayne and also apologizes for being so naughty. Wayne just encourages her to always be her brother’s hero while Lanny tries to insist that he’s coming with them, only to suddenly pass out. At headquarters, the Naughty List has consumed about 75% of the world’s children and it’s climbing. The implication here is that if it hits 100% there’s somehow no way to undo it because we need some real stakes here, people.

Spider elves, spider elves…

Wayne and Noel race up a tree outside the building and use a cable attached to the building like a zipline. Now they’re actually working together in a functional manner with Wayne using his silly, curled, elf shoes as the zipline handle and Noel grabbing onto his hands. When they reach the side of the building they’re met by a series of lighted snowflakes which have been mounted to the side of it. Noel notes it looks like the lair of Professor Permafrost prompting Wayne to toss him one of those candy cane grapnel launchers with a “Race you to the top, Snowball!” The two elves move with lightning speed up the obstacles like Spider-Man, but a new obstacle awaits them at the top.

Jingle Bam!

When they reach a landing the pair is met by grating above them that they can’t simply scale. There’s also some high voltage warnings indicating that they might not want to go any further even if they could. Noel asks Wayne what they’re to do now, but Wayne has an idea: the Captain Avalanche Super Sled! With it’s suction cup grappling hook and zipline action, they can shoot it through the grating with the fruitcake attached! Wayne then wisely hands the sled to his brother noting that he’s the better shot. Problem is, Noel can’t get a clear view of the tower because of the grating and some flags. Wayne, with Magee chirping in his ear, has one final solution: holiday hug. He tackles his brother off the landing and activates his parachute. The parachute allows the pair to float above the grating clearing the way for Noel to fire the Super Sled at the antenna and activate the zipline feature to bring the fruitcake where it needs to be. Parachutes don’t really work that way, but maybe there was some giant fan below them that wasn’t shown?

And not a speck of mistletoe in sight.

With the fruitcake in position it’s able to sync with the computer at the North Pole. Almost instantly, the Naughty List comes down replaced with a record number of Nice List occupants. Maybe this even worked out for some kids who were supposed to be on the Naughty List? A celebration breaks out up at the North Pole and Magee is so overjoyed that she plants a wet one on Thistleton. This is a full blown HR crisis at this point. Wayne and Noel celebrate as well and a crisis would appear to be averted.

Love your siblings, folks. That’s the message here.

We’re then shown a clip of Christmas morning. Grace, who did not make the Naughty List, receives a brand new Miss Whiskers, her favorite toy her brother destroyed. She’s so happy that she even hugs the little guy and wishes him a merry Christmas. We’re shown this via Santa’s magic snow globe as the big guy is here to put a bow on this thing. The moral of this story is that family is everything. Wayne thanks Santa (W. Morgan Sheppard) for pairing them up with Noel adding it was the best Christmas present ever. Santa then notes the time, 4:30, and how they don’t want to be late.

Oh good, I’m so relieved they got to share the award. Nice dress, Magee.

And what don’t they want to be late for? Why, the Elf of the Year presentation! And wouldn’t you know, the award is being shared this year by both Wayne and Noel. Lanny and Magee are there to celebrate with them as the pair triumphantly hold up their award. The credits then enter with Crumbles, the old elf, looking at the newspaper about it still insisting that Wayne’s name is actually Dwayne. Carol is also present and she reprises the song from earlier seemingly revealing that she is the vocalist of this group? Good for her.

Carol apparently has a set of pipes to go with those biceps.

And that’s the end! A kid mistakenly placed on the Naughty List finds her way onto the Nice List while Wayne the elf learns to appreciate his family above things, glory, and so on. Noel gets celebrated as co-Elf of the Year and demonstrates he’s a very forgiving elf while Lanny is basically just along for the ride. Naughty vs. Nice has a lot of the elements that made the original Prep & Landing so much fun. We get sneaky, super specialized elves who have to overcome personal problems for the greater good. There’s a race against time and Christmas is in jeopardy, but it all works out in the end.

It’s just that Naughty vs. Nice is a bit messy compared with the first special. How is Santa’s Naughty and Nice system so bad that kids are getting blamed for the misdeeds of a baby sibling? That seems like quite a flaw in the system that would impact a lot of children, not just Grace. She also went about addressing her problem in a pretty naughty manner that I guess is just forgiven since she ends up helping Wayne and Noel solve the problem she created, in response to a problem caused by Santa, which was caused by her brother. It’s certainly a thing.

Wayne really didn’t deserve his brother’s forgiveness.

Where this special really doesn’t work as well for me as the original is with Wayne. In the first Prep & Landing, Wayne basically flirts with the Naughty List himself. He maintains some sympathy though in doing so because he feels overlooked and unappreciated. Again, a problem caused by the top of the North Pole hierarchy. What’s that big man do all year? In this one, Wayne is just plain hostile towards his loving, adoring, brother out of pure jealousy. Even before Noel enters the picture, Wayne can be seen downplaying the importance of family and overinflating his own ego with boasts of winning Elf of the Year and being THE Prep & Landing guy. He’s a total dick not just to Noel, but to Lanny who he completely dismisses. And as for Lanny, the special basically treats him the same. He’s basically sidelined in this one. Sure, he gets a couple of funny lines and basically gets to be drunk, but he should be pretty pissed with Wayne too and he gets nothing.

Basically what I’m saying is that Naughty vs. Nice has an unlikable protagonist. We went from moments of frustration with Wayne in the first special to outright detesting him here. He’s basically the villain and he gets off easy. He gets the present he’s always wanted, the award he coveted, and all he had to do was say “I’m sorry.” Noel would have been justified in refusing that apology and maybe he should have? Wayne should not have been rewarded with Elf of the Year. I think it would have been a much better arch for him if he was forced to humbly congratulate Noel for receiving the honor.

Poor Lanny had a tough time in this one. Hopefully the new special is a better experience for him.

In spite of all of that, is Naughty vs. Nice worth a watch? Yes, it’s still entertaining, just a bit frustrating. I think it really needed one more pass by a script doctor or someone who had been separated from the pre-production process who would have recognized that Wayne was awful and needed refinement. It’s similar to the original Toy Story which had to do the same thing with the Woody character when it was realized that he was far too villainous initially and needed refinement. I can excuse the sidelining of Lanny because there’s only so much room in a 23 minute cartoon, but the Wayne character is a tough pill to swallow. There’s still a relatively fun story here and the action is well done. There’s humor, and Michael Giacchino’s score is as excellent as ever. It’s just not as enjoyable an experience as the original Prep & Landing.

If you would like to view this or the first one, Disney+ is the easiest way to do so. The specials are also likely being shown on Freeform if you have cable and may even still have an airing scheduled this late in the game. The special was also released on DVD and Blu Ray with the first one and isn’t terrible expensive should you wish to go that route. And if you love these characters then be on the lookout for a brand new Prep & Landing coming in 2025. I honestly thought the franchise was dead when Disney+ was launched without the promise of a new one, but I’m happy to see it’s going to continue. Hopefully, the next one let’s Lanny do something.

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Dec. 22 – Future-Worm! – “Lost in the Mall”

I realize we just did a Christmas post the other day set in a mall, but at least this one is actually set at Christmas! And we’re pivoting from Nicktoons to Disney toons (which surprisingly don’t have their own fun branding) with the short-lived cartoon Future-Worm! I’ll be honest, before doing this post I had…

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Dec. 22 – Santabear’s High Flying Adventure

As we’ve maneuvered through the countdown for 2022 the theme of The Christmas Tape has stayed strong. And today, I am going down a rabbit hole because of that tape. If you read the first entry this year, you may recall I talked about a Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial that contained a contest for kids…

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Dec. 8 – Prep & Landing: Operation: Secret Santa

Original air date December 7, 2010.

Last year, Prep & Landing was given the prestigious slot at The Christmas Spot of Christmas Day. I try to reserve a really good special for the big day each year and Prep & Landing is one of the best. In fact, I have declared it the 9th best Christmas special of all-time. That’s no faint praise and I suppose that means it’s a good thing that Disney wasn’t content to make Lanny and Wayne, the Christmas Elves, one and done. The original special debuted in 2009 and hot on the heels of that was the short Operation: Secret Santa.

The first instance of Prep & Landing was produced as a half hour television special. It’s sequel was not. Coming in at a tidy 7 minutes, Operation: Secret Santa is more like a theatrical short than a television special. I don’t know why they took this approach. The sequel that’s actually a half hour special arrived in 2011 in Naughty vs Nice. Did they fast-track the shorter one to have something ready for 2010? Maybe, but a seven minute short still takes a lot of work and given the short window in which all of them were released (not to mention the other short, Tiny’s Big Adventure, which is even shorter than this one by a lot) it stands to reason that development was taking place concurrently. This special doesn’t require a lot of backgrounds or new assets and maybe Disney just figured they could combine it with one of their many other shorts of a similar length to fill out a half hour of television. Regardless, it was only an issue for one year as once Naughty vs Nice arrived in 2011 there was a reliable hour of television content for ABC pushing Operation: Secret Santa to physical media and digital.

In the first Prep & Landing, we were introduced to Wayne (Dave Foley) and new his partner Lanny (Derek Richardson). The two elves are part of the prep and landing team which is tasked with getting a house ready for Santa’s visit. Wayne was in a rut and not really feeling the job after 227 years, but by the end of the night he and Lanny basically save Christmas for one kid and it restores his faith in his job. In this short, the stakes are lower and there’s no real internal conflict. Wayne and Lanny are going to be put to a different task, but one that takes advantage of their skills. And the job is coming from an unlikely source.

You didn’t forget about Magee, did you?

The short begins with an image of a cozy fireplace at night in a very scenic home which is just used to display the title card. There’s no big intro or anything since this is a short one, or a “Stocking Stuffer,” as it’s branding would indicate. We’re then shown an exterior shot of Santa’s work shop at the North Pole while some text over the screen informs us that it’s December 21st like this is some episode of 24 or something (it was 2010). We soon find our leads, Lanny and Wayne, as they’re walking in a shadowy hallway and discussing a meeting through whispers. Lanny seems especially on edge, but both jump when Magee (Sarah Chalke) emerges from the shadows. She tersely informs them of their tardiness and quickly gets to the point. She is merely the facilitator of this meeting as it’s not with her, but someone else. Someone in a big sleigh, with a red coat, and white gloves.

Everybody is really on edge to start this one.

Magee rings a little bell and the robed one returns with the same. As Wayne and Lanny begin the long walk to the chair, Magee lets Wayne know that if he doesn’t come back from this she’s claiming his snowmobile. This is some heavy stuff! The two elves approach nervously likely anticipating a face-to-face with the big boss, Santa Claus, but are surprised to see who their real contact is: Mrs. Claus. It would seem their trepidation was unwarranted, as Mrs. Claus (Betty White) quickly shows us that she’s a kind woman and not someone to be feared. She gives the boys some hot chocolate and goes into why she summoned them. She needs to call upon their special skills to retrieve an item for her, an item that’s being kept in Santa’s own personal office.

I don’t need a fancy cookie to tell me that guy is asleep.

What do you do when Mrs. Claus requests a job of you? You do it, of course! Wayne and Lanny take the intel Mrs. Claus relayed and head out for Santa’s office. She let them know that he takes a nap everyday just before 3 o’clock so that’s their chance, but he only takes a very short one so the window is tight. As the two approach the chimney to Santa’s office, Lanny is clearly unnerved and unsure about this one. Wayne gives him a pep talk, the old stuff your worries in a hat bit (I thought it was a sack?) and the two begin their descent down the very long chimney. They go via cable with their night vision goggles on. At the bottom, they find a roaring fire which they quickly extinguish. Wayne can see that Santa is asleep at his desk and the two enter. Even though the room is very well lit, they still keep their goggles on. We get some nice espionage music from Michael Giacchino and the sequence is very reminiscent of the first special right down to Wayne using his gingerbread man device to note the lack of stirring creatures. The two start sneaking around and Lanny looks up at the clock which show it’s currently 2:45. The minute hand then jumps five minutes and the coocoo function engages!

Well this took a dark turn.

Santa (W. Morgan Sheppard) jumps from his desk as alert as if he had never been sleeping. Immediately, Lanny and Wayne are discovered. He picks up a sheet of parchment which contains the worst punishment imaginable: The Naughty List. Their names are jotted down, they’ll be on it forever, and Wayne can only faint in response. Santa shoves a lump of coal in Lanny’s hands, then his pants fall down for added shame. We cut quickly to Lanny getting kicked out the door and into the snow where he’s forced to take shelter in an igloo. Freezing and clutching his knees, it would seem there’s nothing left for hm to do except wait for the icy hand of death to claim him. That’s right, Lanny is doomed. Or not, as he quickly snaps out of it and we find out he’s just having a minor panic attack at the base of Santa’s desk.

I love these ceramic trees. I actually have a Disney one in my house, but it kind of sucks.

Wayne grabs his own head and sends Lanny a signal to resume putting his worries in his hat. Lanny just responds he thinks his hat is leaking. They move on and synchronize their watches to Santa’s clock. They have five minutes to pull this off. Wayne takes out the “doohicky” Mrs. Claus gave them which creates a 3D projection of a ceramic Christmas tree. There’s audio as well from the old gal informing them this is to be found on a shelf nearby. The elves locate it, but they have to lock it in position to advance further. Wayne is unsure of what to do, but he remarks he was never very good at trimming the tree which seems like a little motivational bait for Lanny to take. It works, as Lanny realizes that since it’s a tree it should be oriented so that the most festive side is facing out. He spins the tree parts into place and a soft click indicates that what he did was a success.

With how on edge these two have been this whole time I’m starting to wonder if they’re expecting to uncover some weird secret Santa sex dungeon.

The tree lights up and on Santa’s desk, a button emerges. It’s red and glowing – what do you do with a red and glowing button? You press it! Wayne and Lanny climb up onto the desk and push the button. The desk rumbles and shakes and the two elves do their best to hide amongst the clutter in case Santa wakes up, but the look of concern on their face suggests they know they’re boned should that happen. The floor opens beneath the desk and the whole thing descends down into the basement, or rather, Santa’s secret work shop.

Instead it’s more like Santa’s junk storage.

All fear of getting caught seems to melt away at the sight of the work shop. Some lights automatically flicker on and we can see some of Santa’s other wardrobe such as robes of green and a longer red. We hear the voice recording of Mrs. Claus in the ears of the elves explain the nature of this work shop, how it’s basically just a place for Santa to basically tinker and get some alone time. She also gets to try out some material as she warns the pair to watch out for a giant nutcracker. Naturally, Lanny bumps into it and Wayne has to help him keep it from falling over. Mrs. Claus goes on to explain it used to be in their foyer and she’d bump into it a lot suggesting it should have been called a hip-cracker. Her joke doesn’t get a response from Lanny or Wayne, better luck next time Mrs. C.

A little gift exchange is in order.

Mrs. Claus directs the boys to a pile of what she describes as “manly clutter.” The target, a small, ornate, box, is indeed amongst such clutter. It’s on top of a bunch of more conventional boxes with several more on top of it. Getting it out without making a sound is going to be like playing a game of Jenga, but apparently these elves are pretty good at Jenga. The two elves play Batman and fire off their grapnel guns into the ceiling. Then, both dangling by their belts, Wayne informs Lanny they’ll be using the Gift Exchange maneuver. Lanny seems enthusiastic as Wayne basically gives him a slap on the behind to get him swinging. As Lanny swings towards the clutter, he grabs a gift from the top. Wayne then swings in and pulls out the target. Lanny quickly swings in behind him and slots the box he grabbed into the spot vacated by the target. Piece of cake.

I thought about doing a suspended train or monorail in my kid’s room when he was little. Yeah, didn’t happen, but I bet it would have looked cool!

Or not. Unfortunately for Lanny, the force of shoving the replacement box into place caused the whole pile to shift slightly backwards. It contacts a switch which activates a toy train, the track for which is suspended from the ceiling. It’s pretty cool actually, but as Wayne congratulates Lanny on a task well done he’s struck by the train and knocked onto the top of it. Lanny snaps out of his momentary high and out from his wrist springs his mini saw. Normally, this is used for trimming a tree to accommodate presents under it, but now it’s used to slice the cable holding him from the ceiling. Lanny drops onto the track and chases after Wayne. Meanwhile, Wayne comes to after some momentary grogginess to see that the box they’re after is stuck in front of the train and is getting pushed down the tracks. A bend is coming up which is right in front of Santa’s desk. Wayne runs across the top of the train and jumps, too late. The box falls and Wayne soars through the air after it. He catches up to it, but a lot of good that did as he’s currently on a path that will see him land in Santa’s beard.

Save him, Lanny! Save him!

Lucky for Wayne, he’s got Lanny! Lanny jumps off the track after him, grabs Wayne, and fires off another grapnel. The two swing out of harm’s way and Santa’s beard stirs ever so slightly due to the rush of wind as they pass over him. They’re not quite out of harm’s way though, as they have to swing back. Lanny lets go of Wayne and the cable and they both tumble onto Santa’s desk in a somewhat sloppy manner. He still doesn’t wake, but with only 15 seconds left on their timer Lanny requests permission to panic. Wayne grants him that as he presses the button, but the desk is moving way too slow for them to have any hope of getting out of there undetected.

Come on, Lanny, you’ve made it this far without a “leak,” you can do it!

The desk reaches the top floor, but there’s only five seconds for the elves to go back up the chimney. As they run, Lanny announces they’re out of time. Wayne has one final trick up his sleeve though: a snowflake shuriken! These guys are armed with saw blades and shurikens? Seems a bit extreme for a couple of Christmas elves, but I’ll allow it. Wayne tosses the snowflake at the clock striking the second hand and knocking it back another five seconds. He catches the shuriken as well so this guy is pretty damn talented. The two quickly flee up the chimney and drop their little fire sparkle on the logs causing it to burst into flames. The clock hits three, and a little figurine pops out to ring the quietest of bells. Santa jolts from his slumber seemingly refreshed by his cat nap and none the wiser about what took place in his secret work shop that afternoon.

If you were wondering (I really wasn’t, which is a bit strange), it’s a wooden wheel.

We cut quickly to Mrs. Claus opening the box the two elves retrieved as they look on. Inside is an old, worn, wooden, wheel. Mrs. Claus explains that this thing has been tucked away for ages, but she finally found the toy it goes to. We cut to December 25th, 09:00 hours, and a bunch of elves are watching Mrs. Claus give Santa his Christmas present. We can only see the elves while Santa and the Mrs. are shadows on the wall. Turns out, the toy is a little wooden duck. It was the first toy Santa built and he sounds pretty emotional upon receiving it from his wife. Lanny, with moist eyes, nudges Wayne and remarks, “Mission accomplished, partner.” Magee then leans in to say she really wanted that snowmobile as we iris out.

And the wooden wheel belongs to this duck. I’m guessing there really weren’t any stakes here, just Lanny and Wayne potentially blowing Mrs. Claus’ surprise for Santa.

Operation: Secret Santa is a fun little Christmas cartoon. The production values are on par with the longer special that came before it, it’s just a lot tidier. It’s also a cartoon willing to let us just enjoy the Wayne and Lanny pairing. There’s no drama there, they’re happy to be working together, and they have a somewhat unusual task to perform. It makes sense though and is an extension of the original Prep & Landing which shined a light on how the job of Santa and his elves is a bit like a spy movie. This just leans full into that by having the Christmas Elves essentially steal something, rather than help to deliver a present. And if you want to portray the elves as sneaky, little, thieves, they need an altruistic task.

These specials are committed to not showing us all of Santa, though we see quite a bit of him in this one. Mrs. Claus cannot be shown about the neck.

Enter Mrs. Claus and her wish to get something from her husband’s work shop without him knowing. We can poke holes in this, of course, like why didn’t she just do it herself when he’s out delivering presents? She is old so maybe she didn’t think she was physically capable of getting that box. And since she knew where the thing was, maybe it indicates that she’s tried. No matter, it’s a lot more fun to watch Lanny and Wayne swing and sneak about to accomplish the task. They get to demonstrate their skill for the camera and the fake out was pretty fun too. It all leads to a syrupy sweet ending, but an appropriate one. It’s not long enough for the viewer to get all that invested in the object the elves are after and the structure of the short also allows it to move very quickly. It’s faster than its 8 minute run time, but it works pretty well. It’s a shame we haven’t received more.

Lanny is overselling this one a bit, but it’s a fun little cartoon.

Operation: Secret Santa was a cute little short when it came out. Now, it’s a nice little palette cleanser if you’re watching all of the Prep & Landing specials in a single session. They’re a little weighty, dramatic, and there are some actual stakes in them. This one, by extension, is far more low stakes. There’s a bit of tension, but it becomes clear that nothing save for the clock can wake Santa. After the fake-out, it pretty much feels like clear sailing, and that’s okay. We don’t need every holiday special to put Christmas in crisis and it’s also nice that we get to just like and enjoy Wayne when the longer form specials are not so accommodating.

If you want to check out Operation: Secret Santa the easiest way to do so is via Disney+. The short has also been released on physical media a couple of times, once as part of a collection of other Disney shorts and also on the Prep & Landing Blu Ray which includes the rest. Disney+ has kind of made that release superfluous, but it is definitely worth buying if you want a physical back-up.

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Dec. 8 – The Looney Tunes Show – “A Christmas Carol”

I’ve been known to be a bit critical of Warner Bros. for not creating more Christmas shorts. The most notable one is Gift Wrapped starring Tweety while Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck basically had to wait until after the Golden Era to give Christmas a whirl. And those weren’t really that great. Low key, the…

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Dec. 8 – The Soulmates in The Gift of Light

It was around Labor Day of this year that Will Sloan (@WillSloanEsq) took to Twitter to uncover the origins of an image that had confounded his girlfriend and him for the past five years. It was actually a return plea as he had posted the same image 3 years prior. The image in question was…

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Dec. 25 – Prep & Landing

Original air date December 8, 2009

We have reached another Christmas Day! It’s a great time to celebrate and enjoy the moment for tomorrow we mourn the passing of the season. It’s the great come-down every year. For this holiday, I am once again returning to my list of the best of the best when it comes to Christmas specials. This entry will complete that list as I made it a personal mission to revisit the ones I felt had been short-changed by me in the past. There are still some on the initial list of 25 that I bumped off when I revisited the list a few years ago. Maybe I’ll circle back to them – I don’t know! That’s a discussion for next year. For now, lets talk Disney’s Prep & Landing.

Prep & Landing is not number one on my top 25 best of Christmas list, but it probably would be if we were only talking about specials created in the last 23 years. The only one such special I ranked ahead of it was the episode “Last Christmas!” from another Disney property, DuckTales. It was a mere two spots ahead of this one, definitely in the tenuous zone, and I have a feeling if I were to make such a list I’d be inclined to make this particular special number one over a very excellent episode of DuckTales. Why? Because this one is very much a traditional Christmas special in that it’s essentially stand-alone (sequels have followed, but they don’t enhance this one) and adds to the lore of Christmas by focusing on the elves who help get things done to make Christmas, Christmas. We’ve seen plenty of elves hard at work in the toy shop, but never have we seen them entering a home on Christmas Eve to make sure everything is in place for Santa. With his list of houses to visit as big as it is, there can be no wasted time on Christmas Eve. He needs to get in and get out and one misplaced toy or aggressive dog could blow the whole thing up. My approach each year is to save something fairly traditional for the final entry. And this year, I also decided to go in chronological order when it came to my re-rankings on the 5th, 10th, 15th, 20th, and today. We started in 1977 with The Flintstones, and today we end in 2009.

Disney seemed pretty confident it had a couple of stars on its hands in Lanny and Wayne.

Enter Wayne (Dave Foley) and the other elves of Prep & Landing. It’s their job to get in and make sure that anything that could go wrong won’t. Kids staying up trying to catch the man in action? They put them to sleep. Tree has too many low-hanging branches to fit a gift? They trim ’em. Nuts in the cookies? You’re outta here! It’s a big operation that relies on a vast network of elves and even a secret reindeer to get it done and it mostly comes from the mind of Chris Williams, Kevin Deters, and Stevie Wermers-Skelton. Williams is credited with the idea for the special which he pitched as a short. John Lasseter, then in charge of animation at Disney, decided it would work best as a TV special. Unfortunately, Williams wasn’t available to direct because he was assigned Bolt so it was handed off to Deters and Wermers-Skelton to direct. They added their own touches, and the special premiered on December 8, 2009.

When Prep & Landing first arrived on television I paid it no mind. It was 2009 so I was mostly just working and working and working and trying to save money for my own home after renting for a few years. I don’t even recall when I first watched this special, but by the time that I did the sequel was out and it formed a tidy one hour block on ABC each year. For some reason I associated it with Phineas and Ferb, a show I hear is perfectly fine, but not something I need in my life. I guess it was just the similar title that made me think that, but it was actually a recommendation from my mother to watch the two that finally got me to bite. It was love at first viewing. I love Dave Foley going back to his days on Kids in the Hall and by 2009 Disney was good enough at producing CG material that looked on par with what Pixar had been doing for even longer. And I love Christmas! By the time I watched it I think I was stockpiling Christmas specials on DVD because I can’t get enough of them at this time of year and Prep & Landing has been a worthy inclusion on my annual viewing list ever since.

This one has a very traditional vibe to it, though it’s hard to place the era of the setting.

Prep & Landing begins in traditional fashion. We get some lovely shots of a quiet town asleep at night. There’s snow everywhere and Christmas decorations dot the landscape. Nat King Cole’s rendition of “The Christmas Song” is the sound of the season bringing us in. It really is a picture perfect way to begin a Christmas special and a great way to put a capper on the Christmas season. If just one person decides to end their Christmas Day with this special as a result of this entry then I will consider it mission accomplished.

It’s like Mission Impossible, but with elves.

An interior shot of a Christmas tree pans to a lit fireplace. As Cole starts to tell us about folks dressed up like slurs, the music is cut out in favor of an aerosol can sound, a clever way to avoid a potentially offensive word while also crafting an effective scene transition. Someone has put out the fire from above and two little heads with pointed hats come into view. They’re hanging upside down and sporting what looks like night vision goggles since they’re illuminated green. They scan the room and we’re briefly shown a view from their perspective of an inverted Christmas tree. The music has switched to an electronic spy theme, but with a touch of Christmas chimes added to it. The score was composed by Michael Giacchino and it is fantastic throughout, in case I forget to highlight it later (I often do).

If you ever thought your tree looked a little smaller on Christmas morning now you know why.

The elves emerge from the fireplace and stealthily move about the house. The skinnier of the two, Peterson, creeps upstairs to a bedroom where a little girl is asleep. He scans her with a handheld device that’s shaped like a gingerbread man, but functions like an iPhone. It relays to him that there are 0 creatures stirring. They move to the tree where the same device is used to project a laser image of a Christmas present that is 18″ high. They don’t quite have enough space under the tree for a box of that size, so the other elf, Wayne (Foley), descends from a grappling hook and shaves some of the branches back and silently directs Peterson to vacuum up the debris. Foley’s voice, as Wayne, then comes on to narrate the rest of the scene first starting with a question for the audience asking if it has ever wondered how the whole operation gets done? This is our introduction to the operation that is Prep & Landing. As he explains, we see some of the duties carried out including prepping the stockings by blowing air into them to widen them for efficient stuffing, the temperature of the milk is tested, and the cookies confirmed to be nut-free (I bet you didn’t know the big guy had a nut allergy). A dog threatens to mess the whole thing up (his model is the same as Bolt, but re-colored), but Wayne gets a bomb shaped like a Christmas ornament to Peterson which explodes in the dog’s face and puts the canine to sleep. They leave a candy-cane striped dog bone behind as a “Sorry I had to bomb you,” offering.

This one is all about Wayne and his desire to move up in the pecking order at work, but maybe doing so isn’t what he really needs.

The operation moves to the roof where the elves lay down a landing strip of sorts. They direct the sleigh which deploys a hook that grabs the landing strip to pull it to a complete stop, just like how a jet lands on an aircraft carrier. With the job done, Wayne enjoys a snack on the edge of the roof. If they go onto other homes it’s not addressed or implied which means this is a huge operation. Also, not a bad gig to have to prep one house once a year. The voice over tells us that Wayne has been doing this a long time, and it’s illustrated by a sequence of shots of Wayne getting buried in snow each time the sleigh lands on the roof. The last one has the snow resembling hair and a beard as a brief fake-out that he’s looking much older as well, but he just brushes it off. Wayne is clearly ready for a change, and that’s what this special is all about.

Hints of a power trip to come from Wayne, maybe he actually isn’t ready for a promotion despite being on this beat for over 200 years?

It’s Christmas Eve at the North Pole and a very fancy snow mobile has just pulled into a reserved parking spot. It’s a spot intended for the Director of the Naughty List and the attendant elf is not happy with whoever just pulled in. It’s Wayne, sporting a dress shirt and Christmas tree shaped tie and sunglasses, who is apparently not the appointed director. The attendant, Waterkotte (Peter Jacobson), is insistant that Wayne move because he wasn’t informed of his new position, but Wayne assures him that he’s heading inside to speak with a Magee to make it official. Waterkotte tells him to make sure he gets a sticker on his vehicle pronto, and as he does he taps it with his pencil. Wayne spins on his heels to tell him to be mindful not to scratch his car or he’ll have to put Waterkotte on the Naughty List. He lets out a phony sounding laugh and adds a “Just kidding,” but then follows it up with, “but I could,” to reestablish that there is a real threat at play.

Wayne’s smugness throughout this scene threatens to make him too unlikable. He doesn’t know the names of his co-workers and seems utterly disinterested in his potential subordinates.

Wayne heads into the factory with some pep in his step. He’s singing to himself his own version of “Jingle Bells” that’s basically a celebration of his promotion. He grabs the hands of a blonde elf and does a little twirl with the words of his song a reminder to her not to forget their date under the mistletoe. He grabs onto a golf cart to hitch a ride as it whisks him off to Magee’s office like he’s the star in his own musical. Voices call out to him that they’re going to miss him and when he does come to a stop he’s greeted by a pair of Coal Elves. As Director of the Naughty List, Wayne is apparently their boss now. The two elves are dressed line miners and covered in soot. It doesn’t require explanation and it’s actually rather nice that the special lets us fill in the information that these guys are dispatched to the homes of naughty kids where coal is left behind. One of the elves, Gristletoe Joe (Lino DiSalvo), better known as Nancy, has a gift for his new boss – a sooty, brick of fruit cake made by his wife. Wayne accepts it with his thanks and promises good things are coming with him in charge. It would seem Wayne has ether told everyone about this promotion leading up to it, or everyone just expects him to finally get it.

Magee is a great character who we could stand to see some more of.

Of course, that means he’s not. Wayne arrives at Magee’s office and drops the fruit cake on her desk indicating he probably has no intention of actually eating the thing. Magee (Sarah Chalke) is like the CEO of this whole operation (her official title is North Pole Christmas Eve Command Center Coordinator). She’s in the middle of two phone conversations, one via handheld device and the other headset, when Wayne walks in as a small attendant (Tiny) holds a clipboard up to her to get her approval on something. We only ever see the tip of Tiny’s hat because he’s, well, tiny. Magee first asks Wayne if he lost a bet in response to the tie he’s wearing, but Wayne isn’t phased and explains it’s his celebration tie. This is followed with the bad news. Not only is Wayne not getting the promotion, his partner Peterson is. Wayne can’t believe it since he’s been on the job longer and is the one who trained his understudy only for him to get promoted out from under him. This information is all shared by Wayne in a sarcastic manner, but the sarcasm is lost on Magee who just hears the part about being happy for Peterson. She takes a sip of whatever Tiny brought her (I think it’s eggnog) and it’s apparently bad as she dumps it into the pot of her little Charlie Brown tree behind her which causes the needles to fall off of it. It’s Christmas Eve though and there’s no time to be sad as Wayne has a new partner to train – Lanny (Derek Richardson).

Easy there, Lanny, you can’t just go and grab your co-workers like that without consent, buster.

Lanny introduces himself by first struggling with the door to Magee’s office. Seems he thinks it’s a “Pull” door and not a push one and basically opens it by accident. He salutes Wayne and introduces himself, his call sign is Tree Skirt (Wayne’s is Little Drummer Boy), and Wayne seems unimpressed. Lanny doesn’t pick up on the tension at all as he shakes Wayne’s hand with tremendous enthusiasm telling him he had a poster of him on his wall as a kid. He gives him a hug too, and while I do enjoy the performance of Derek Richardson as Lanny, his high voice does make me wish they could have hired fellow Kids in the Hall alum Kevin McDonald for the gig as he would have been perfect.

Thrasher has an effective way of getting his point across.

Magee tells them they need to get a move-on as Thrasher is the last transport waiting. This excites Lanny even more as they head for two big, steel, doors that soon open into a hangar. Thrasher (Hayes MacArthur) is a massive reindeer with gray fur and dark sunglasses. He’s got attitude to spare. Lanny approaches him from the front and remarks that he thought Thrasher was just a myth. He’s then told by the reindeer that he is a myth and that if he tells anyone about him then Lanny will be the one that doesn’t exist. He emphasizes this by turning the candy cane he was sucking on vertical in between his teeth and crushes it.

Apparently, she only liked you when she thought you were getting promoted, Wayne.

With that point across, Lanny heads around back to the pod that Thrasher will be pulling. Wayne is already inside looking thoroughly miserable along with some other elves, but Lanny is oblivious as he ponders what Thrasher’s stop speed is and remarks, “This is so tinsel!” Wayne, who looks barely put together with his coat open and gut hanging out, asks Lanny a rhetorical question in response (“Does the phrase silent night mean anything to you?”) and then smiles at the blonde seated next to him. I’m not sure if this is the same blonde elf from earlier or not, but she is all business now as she turns on her goggles and turns away from Wayne.

I don’t think Wayne’s heart is in it this year.

Thrasher takes the elves to the drop zone, 18,000 feet over Sector 7. Lanny and Wayne hop out of the pod and deploy parachutes from the tips of their pointy hats. They descend to the roof of their assigned home as skis deploy from their shoes. Lanny remarks that the neighbor’s house looks like a winter wonderland because of all of the decorations on their lawn. It seems an innocuous comment at the time, but it’s going to play a role later. We cut to the fireplace where the glowing logs indicate that the fire has been out for some time, but are still hot. That doesn’t stop Lanny from spraying them repeatedly as he’s clearly getting no feedback from his partner. He soon emerges from the fireplace and quickly takes cover behind a potted plant of poinsettia. Wayne descends with far less enthusiasm, feet first, just dangling from his candy cane grappling hook.

There’s some great facial animation on Wayne throughout this special.

Wayne then gets the idea to set Lanny free. He proposes he go solo, which Lanny doesn’t think he’s ready for, but Wayne remarks that he’s highly trained and ready for the challenge so Lanny accepts promising to check-in at regular intervals. He heads upstairs to check for stirring creatures while Wayne puts himself on cookie duty. This just means he’s picked up a frosted, Santa-shaped, cookie for himself and set his sights on the kitchen. Lanny confirms the lone child, Timmy, is asleep then gets to prepping the stockings. Wayne, on the other hand, is raiding the fridge. He’s made himself a cup of hot chocolate and is using his tools to grind up more chocolate for it. As he does so, he speaks to the Santa cookie in a taunting fashion pointing out his naughty behavior and encourages the cookie to tell Peterson to put him on his list.

That outlet sure looks like a fire hazard. A reference to A Christmas Story, perhaps?

Lanny, left to himself, has to lean his gingerbread gadget against a toy train to measure the space needed for Timmy’s gift under the tree. It’s a big one, a bicycle, so some trimming is needed. Wayne has settled into a recliner with his coco, cookie, and can of whipped cream which he blasts into his mouth. He uses his grappling device to recline the chair and demonstrates that the gingerbread thing is also a universal remote. He turns the TV on and we’re immediately blasted with Clarence Nash belting out “Merry Christmas!” as Donald Duck. It’s Mickey’s Christmas Carol, 2021’s final entrant in The Christmas Spot, and Wayne asks the Santa cookie if it wants to watch a Christmas Special? Apparently it does, because Wayne just says “Too bad!” and changes the channel. It sounds like a non-copywrite infringing A Charlie Brown Christmas (Hey, Futurama just did something similar a few days ago) and he keeps changing the channel until he gets to something that sounds less seasonal. As for Lanny, unfortunately for him he’s used a side table as a boost to get high enough to make his tree cuts, but when he jumped the gingerbread device tilted causing him to cut off way more tree than is necessary. He starts nervously vacuuming up the excess as he tries to get Wayne on the radio for some help and advice.

This image pains me because I have definitely been there.

Wayne just tells Lanny to go with his gut as he unfastens his own belt and lets himself go. Lanny does basically the only thing he can do and spins the tree around so the front at least looks good. Wayne then decides it’s time to eat the cookie. He holds it up before him and says “Merry Christmas!” before biting into it. Since it’s one of those heavily frosted cookies, it’s hard as a rock. Seriously, those cookies are the worst. Wayne struggles to bite through it, but eventually manages to snap off the pom pom at least. Unfortunately, the cookie had all of his attention and he didn’t notice that his belt device detected a creature stirring. Little Timmy (Mason Cotton) then appears over the back of the chair, much to Wayne’s surprise. He’s also armed with a camera and has Wayne dead to rights.

This dangling elf’s job is to rev-up the reindeer.

At the command center in the North Pole, Magee is getting ready to launch the sleigh. The music is very dramatic and would feel right at home in a Marvel film. The sleigh is summoned and Magee gives the order to rev up the engine. A lone elf descends from the ceiling and psyches the lead reindeer up which is a pretty good bit. Magee then calls for the partridge to enter. That’s apparently Santa’s (William Morgan Sheppard) call sign as the big guy emerges to take his position in the sleigh. Magee then signals to each unit in the command center and they all return with “Dash away,” to indicate their unit is ready for launch. Magee gives the final command, “Dash away all,” and pushes the button to open the hangar. The reindeer start running in place as a countdown appears and they float above the track with sparkles about their feet. When the countdown reaches zero, it’s Santa’s turn to give a “Ho, ho, go!” and pushes the button to launch and Christmas is on! After we see Santa circle the tower to much celebration (no moon shot, sadly) Magee informs the crew that this is what all the planning was leading to. She takes a sip of the nog then assumes a sort of meditative posture as she assures herself nothing will go wrong. She’s quickly informed of a major storm over Sector 7 and she can only utter an “Oh, frostbite,” in response.

I know we’ve only just been introduced to this whole Prep & Landing operation, but I’m pretty sure interacting with the kid is a big no-no.

Back at the Terwelp residence, Timmy has decided to try and converse with his discovery. He’s moved onto the armrest of the chair and Wayne is basically in shock. Timmy remarks he’s surprised at how small Wayne is and guesses that he must be a baby elf, which insults the veteran. As Timmy picks up Wayne to examine him, Lanny comes in to inform his partner there’s a creature stirring, which Wayne is very much aware of at this point. Lanny screams when he sees Timmy and quickly fumbles with a sparkle bomb before tossing it in the kid’s face. He falls to the ground asleep and Lanny picks up the camera to delete the pictures, but before doing so sees a pic of Wayne and one of the Big Guy’s cookies. Wayne is ready to bail, but Lanny reminds him of Section Code 808 which dictates all children will be snug in their beds and Wayne lets out a groan.

All of those fancy gadgets, but not one of them is useful in hauling a kid up some stairs.

We cut to the pair hauling Timmy up the stairs to his room with Lanny in front and Wayne picking up the rear. It’s now that Lanny decides to confront Wayne on his behavior and we find out that Wayne has been at this gig for 227 years. He’s tired of it, but Lanny, being a fresh-faced rookie, gestures to Timmy as the reason for what they do. He views this gig as the best in the world and can’t imagine letting a kid like that down. Timmy does his part by looking cute sucking his thumb in his sleep, but Wayne just tells Lanny he’ll lose his enthusiasm too some day. Lanny tells Wayne he thought he was the Prep & Landing guy, but now he’s sad to find out that he’s really just a lump of coal. Never meet your heroes, ladies and gentlemen. This seems to hurt Wayne, but he shakes it off and tells Lanny that “sometimes we don’t get what we want.”

That’s bad.

As they put Timmy in his bed, Wayne gets a call from Magee. She mentions how Wayne must have noticed how bad the storm is outside to which he responds with “Well, I am now.” She explodes on him as Wayne’s admission of not being aware of the weather means he’s not on the roof which means the house isn’t prepped. He tells her they had a coal in the stocking, but assures her everything is fine because they’re putting him to bed. Everything is not fine as Magee radios to Eight Maids a-Milking which is the call sign for the reindeer. Dasher (Nathan Greno), acknowledges that he hates that call sign before taking Magee’s call. He and Dancer (David DeLuise), who is basically freaking out, report back that they have no visibility and things look bad. Magee has no choice but to radio the Big Guy and inform him the house isn’t prepped and suggest they do the unthinkable – Figgy Pudding. Santa indicates it’s never come to this before, but Magee reminds him it’s one house, one kid, and he’s needed at many more. He reluctantly agrees and the command is given to skip Timmy’s house.

Now it’s time for Wayne to start feeling a bit of empathy.

The commands comes over Wayne and Lanny’s handheld device. Suddenly, Wayne feels horrible. And to make him feel worse, the comatose Timmy reaches out and mistakes him for a stuffed animal. Or not, as he calls him by name and remarks that this will be the best Christmas ever. Aren’t they all? Wayne finds his resolve and extricates himself from Timmy’s grasp and puts his hat back on. He races out of the room and jumps on the banister as he demands Magee patch him through to the Big Guy (they actually never call Santa by name). Magee at first refuses, but then Wayne threatens to tell everyone about her and Tiny. At the suggestion, Tiny’s hat shoots up straight and Magee smiles nervously and responds, “Patching you through.” It would seem an inappropriate work relationship exists between Magee and her subordinate.

See, I told you Lanny’s winter wonderland would bare fruit in the end.

Magee comes through and Santa picks up on the other end. Wayne introduces himself as if Santa wouldn’t know who he is, but Santa informs the elf that Magee has already rerouted him. Wayne insists that he has a plan to land him safely and that there is time. He implores with the big man to let him do his job because he can’t let Timmy down. Santa responds, “I was hoping you would say that. Let’s give it a shot, my boy!” He directs the reindeer back to the house as Wayne and Lanny make for the roof, but not before Wayne remarks to his understudy that this is the most tinsel job around. They hit the roof and throw down the landing strips, but the wind is blowing much too hard and before it can be secured the landing strip is blown away. Lanny remarks that you can’t see anything in this storm, but Wayne points out one thing that’s still visible: Lanny’s winter wonderland.

A little elf ingenuity on display.

The pair make for the neighbor’s house as fast as they can go skiing across the rooftops. Wayne zeroes in on a giant, inflatable, Santa Claus in a snow globe while instructing Lanny to gather some rope. Wayne fastens his gingerbread man to the globe and tapes his hat over it. When he turns around, Lanny is there with basically every Christmas light from the house and asks “Is this enough rope?” Wayne is both surprised and impressed and the two head back to Timmy’s house with their Santa globe and “rope.” Lanny is able to plug the lights in by the mailbox while Wayne inflates the Santa with his stocking stuffer gun. He deploys the parachute on his hat and the wind pulls the inflatable high into the sky with the lights trailing behind it.

This is how they “cut” the engines.

Wayne offers some praise to the young Lanny and the two make for the roof. Wayne gets up no problem via his grappling device, but Lanny hooks an ice damn which gives way causing him to fall. As he drops he cries out that he’s going to die and is pleasantly surprised when he does not. His grappling hook finds his head though and knocks him for a loop as some icicles threaten to do even greater arm. Wayne spies them and swings down like Spider-Man to snatch his apprentice and take him to the roof. He props Lanny by the chimney as Santa radios in about not having a visual on the landing strip. Wayne assures him it’s coming and uses Lanny’s gingerbread device to activate the lights on the floating Santa globe. The reindeer confirm visual, and Dasher gives the command to “cut the engine.” This just means the reindeer stop “running” and tuck their legs, a great visual gag. These two, Dasher and Dancer, are low key the MVPs of this special.

It’s definitely going to take more than two elves to stop a sleigh containing a legendarily large fellow and eight reindeer.

With Santa rapidly approaching, it’s up to Wayne to make the landing a safe one. As he prepares to guide the sleigh in he remembers the tail hook. He dives out of the way firing his grapple gun at the chimney, but it clangs off. All hope seems lost, but don’t forget about Lanny! Lanny awakens from his stupor to grab the other end of the rope! Except, how are two elves going to stop Santa’s sleigh? They can’t, not on their own, but some quick thinking from Wayne as the sleigh pulls the pair like water skiers gets him to deploy Lanny’s hat-parachute to stop the sleigh. Timmy’s house has become impossibly long by this point, but it all adds to the suspense of the moment which is increased with quick cuts to the command center as they watch this somewhat reckless descent. Once the sleigh comes to halt with Dasher and Dancer staring over the edge of the roof, Dancer acts like he’s going to be sick, but keeps it together while the command center rejoices and the two Prep & Landing elves drop from the sky with a thud.

A mistletoe hat, Lanny? My kids would call that very “suss.”

It’s now 9 AM Christmas morning and the whole North Pole is celebrating another holiday completed. It’s just one big party, but one elf has some making up to do. Wayne nervously approaches Santa’s secretary, Miss Holly (Kasha Kropinski) who is typing away at something (apparently the lyrics to “Jingle Bells”). Wayne says he doesn’t have an appointment, but before he can finish Miss Holly instructs him to head inside and that the Big Guy has been expecting him. Wayne is surprised to hear this apparently forgetting that Santa is basically all-knowing and all-seeing. Before he can head in though he’s interrupted by Lanny who wants Wayne to come join the party. He’s wearing a blue sweater with a stocking on it and a Christmas tree hat that looks like a glass-blown decoration. It also has a mistletoe dangling from it and Lanny is covered in lipstick marks. I thought he was cute, but now he seems like a creep. Then again, what do I know of elf culture? Maybe this party isn’t what I imagine?

Time for some groveling?

Wayne assures his partner that he’ll catch up later then nervously enters. He coughs to get Santa’s attention who then beckons him to come in. Wayne goes right into full apology mode for what happened and indicates he understands if Santa wants to fire him, but he implores his boss to make sure Lanny is taken care of as he’s a good elf and not responsible for what happened. Santa seems surprised, and I suppose now is as good a time as any to point out that we never see his face. I guess it adds to the mystique. He tells Wayne not to worry, he’s not going to bite his head off (Wayne winces at this since this is essentially confirmation that Santa knows everything that went down in that house), but acknowledges that every once in a while everyone slips onto the Naughty List. He then gives Wayne a gift – a snow globe. Inside it is a house, and I don’t know if it’s intentional, but damn does it look like Kevin’s house form Home Alone. It’s not actually his house, of course, but Timmy’s and when Wayne looks into it he sees a happy kid on Christmas with his new bike.

It turns out, Wayne is a Prep & Landing guy after all.

Wayne thanks Santa for the gift (and by name, at that, marking the first time an elf addressed him as Santa in this special) and the reminder that comes with it about their job. Santa then adds, “One more thing.” We don’t hear what that is as we cut to the exterior of the office and Wayne coming out. Lanny has been waiting for him and he’s a bit alarmed since Wayne has a shocked look on his face. When he asks him what’s wrong, Wayne explains that Santa just offered him a promotion: Director of the Nice List. Lanny looks disappointed, but still congratulates his former mentor. Wayne then adds he turned him down, “I’m more of a Prep & Landing guy.” He shakes the snow globe as the camera zooms in on the swirling contents and we see Timmy hugging his mom as he has the best Christmas ever. Just before the credits, we also get to see Lanny open his gift. It’s the fruit cake from the Coal Elf, but Lanny is excited to get it and he declares that this is the best Christmas ever!

The special does a good job of selling Wayne’s plight in a believable manner.

And it is a great Christmas and damn fine Christmas special! Prep & Landing has just the right amount of heart and Christmas wholesomeness. It’s mixed with a tale of self-destruction on the part of Wayne’s, but it does a solid job of providing some motivation for Wayne’s actions. It might be hard for kids to empathize, but for an adult it’s pretty easy. And it’s that sentiment that keeps Wayne from becoming unlikable, something the sequel struggles with. At least for Wayne, he has the sort of job that is designed to make kids happy and that’s something that’s easy to play up for an audience. And it’s pretty easy to get Wayne to come around as well. I suppose a very cynical person might not be moved by Timmy potentially missing out on a bike, but that sort of person probably isn’t watching many Christmas specials to begin with. I suppose another negative read would be that this is corporate America telling folks to know their role and be happy in their place, but I’m going to cut it some slack and and assume that isn’t the message here.

These two are a terrific pair. Is it too late to get a special starring them?

The story is dressed-up by the lore. I like seeing this side of the holiday, even if it makes no attempt to explain how it could be plausible. Santa needs help to make these deliveries, but if each team only preps one house them he needs billions of elves, which means billions of Thrasher types to make this a go. And there’s no attempt at explaining how he can still move fast enough, but that’s not unique to Prep & Landing. Most ignore that stuff because it is impossible, so I suppose it’s something the audience shouldn’t be too concerned with. Magee is a great character though, this tightly wound director type just trying to keep a huge operation running smooth. And Dasher and Dancer are terrific as a pair. I want to see more from them. They get some of the best lines in this one and I particularly like when Dancer asks how they’re going to pull this landing off and his response is “Laughing all the way.”

Great use of I.P. I also love this old panel television -what year is this supposed to be?

This is a special with lots of references in it as well. The most blatant being the Charlie Brown tree in Magee’s office and the shot of Mickey’s Christmas Carol on television. The latitude and longitude of Timmy’s house, and he himself seems like a reference to Tiny Tim, correspond with the same for The Walt Disney Company’s headquarters in Burbank (which has quite possibly never seen snow like that of Timmy’s house). Timmy’s nightlight is Goofy from the short How to Hook Up Your Home Theater which is the short the directors of this special worked on previously. There are other references and easter eggs in here that I won’t spoil, but this is one that’s fun to pause repeatedly during a viewing to try to get them all.

I didn’t point it out, but we did get a moon shot very early in this one as Wayne gives the overview on his gig. And it’s a pretty unique one at that.

Most importantly, this special just sticks the landing and I find myself rooting for Wayne and Lanny. And I also want more, which is great because there is more out there. And if you want to spend Christmas with the appointed Christmas Elves, the easiest way is via Disney+ which has this and more from the pair. There have been rumors that more was coming from this franchise, but those rumors are from 2011 so it seems like that’s unlikely. And that’s okay, since this special is more than enough as it is. It’s a great addition to the massive stockpile of Christmas specials out there and deserves to be counted among the greats.

If you have been reading all month long, then I thank you for doing so. And if this is the only entry of mine you’ll ever read – thanks! I do this for me as it’s a way to really make sure I enjoy the Christmas season, because you never know how many you’ll get to experience. Thanks again, and more importantly, merry Christmas!

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