Recently on #TurtleTuesday, I talked about a set of figures from JoyToy that lured me in just by being good toys. This week, it’s a two-pack that got me in spite of my feelings on the product in part via that annoying drive to have a complete collection and by retail’s favorite trick to lure in extra purchases: the discount. Target recently had a promotion on toys that meant consumers could get ten bucks off any toy purchase over $40. What’s a toy that is over $40 and in my line of sight? NECA Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles two-packs!
This past spring, Haulathon returned to Target which meant more NECA TMNT figures based on the original cartoon series. Among those was a two-pack featuring the classic characters Tattoo and Wyrm. Yes, that “classic” is meant to be sarcastic as neither character fits that descriptor. Both were featured in the original toy line by Playmates, but I don’t recall either being a fan-favorite. Tattoo was perhaps one of the most boring releases in the entire line. He was simply a sumo wrestler who came with a bunch of stick-on tattoos you could apply in any which way you wanted to the actual figure. Wyrm was more typical of the line and a gross-out, mutated, worm. If any of these two were more beloved than the other it was probably Wyrm. For me, I owned neither as a kid. Tattoo didn’t interest me and Wyrm may have been a little too gross. Truth be told, I don’t remember ever passing him up at the store so had I been given a chance to buy Wyrm maybe I would have done so, but just because I can’t remember it doesn’t mean it never happened. Plus, he’s a mutant earth worm. That’s definitely not as cool as a wolf or a snapping turtle.
Tattoo made his small screen debut in “Planet of the Turtleoids Part 1,” which was the closest thing to an event moment the cartoon series had. He’s a bit of a throw-away villain who opens act 1 and is dealt with pretty quickly. As for Wyrm, he actually never appeared in the show so why is NECA able to include him in the toy line? In addition to NECA embarking on more “What If?” type releases as seen with Panda Kahn, Wyrm did appear in animated form during the 90s, it just wasn’t the show. He was featured as an animated character in a commercial for the action figure alongside Chrome Dome, Dirtbag, and Groundchuck. The other three made their television debut during the Planet of the Turtleoids arc which makes one wonder if Playmates thought the same would be true for Wyrm? Or maybe it’s just coincidence? Wyrm would finally get to appear in the 2012 series, but he never did officially appear in the 1987 one.
We might as well start by talking about Tattoo since his name comes first on the box and he’s the least interesting of the two. Tattoo is a big, chunky, figure and what you see is pretty much what you get. He stands about 6.25″ to the top of his head and he’s literally a big guy in sumo gear. The show did adopt some of his tattoos for animation like a black widow on his stomach and a lightning bolt on his leg, but they kept it pretty simple for animation. As is typical of the line, everything is painted on Tattoo even if the bare plastic underneath is the same color. You do have to watch out for the joints as they are painted over and that type of plastic won’t hold the paint. That means the elbows, especially, will flake off after repeating use. As has been the case for a few releases now, the old bisected shading with the dark on back and light on front is no longer in use here. Paint is mostly clean, though the right shoulder on my figure has some weird scuffing. It looks similar to a situation I had with the Neutrino Zak and I was able to get that off with a Magic Eraser. Hopefully it works here.
Tattoo looks fine, it’s just that he’s not a very interesting design. I didn’t really want him, but if I wanted Wyrm I had to buy him. For accessories, he just comes with a set of clenching hands and a set of gripping hands. He also has a really large hamster which is technically himself. That’s because in the show this hamster, or gerbil, somehow was mutated into Tattoo. Yeah, it was pretty bizarre and is easily his most noteworthy fact. The articulation for Tattoo is poor. His head, being set forward and not on top of a neck, just pivots. His has articulation at the ponytail, shoulder ball hinges, bicep swivels, double-jointed elbows, swivel and hinged wrists, a diaphragm joint, a waist swivel, ball-socket hips, single hinged knees, and ankle hinges with rockers. The range of motion everywhere is pretty limited save for maybe the diaphragm, though even that just rotates. The elbows are pin-less, but also pretty ugly once bent. The left one is fused on my figure, but I don’t know if I’ll even bother to heat it up. He stands in a semi crouch which means his hips and knees do almost nothing. The range at the knees is probably less than 45 degrees, and since the joints will flake it makes this the sort of figure that is just begging you not to mess with it.
Wyrm, by contrast, is far more of a typical design for the old Playmates line. NECA adapting him for this toon line actually means he’s a little more striking than a lot of the figures in the line since so many of those toy designs had to be toned down for animation. With Wyrm, you’re really just getting an updated version of that old toy as there isn’t much separating the two. He has some size to him as he’s about 6.25″ from the bottom of his booted foot to roughly the top of his head. He’s another character with a head that slopes forward and he has hair and a hat on top of his head to make it a bit more subjective just how tall this one is. He’s very bright though as the flesh is this royal blue while his outfit is basically a neon green onesie. In looking over my toon collection, I can say there isn’t much of either shade within it so this guy should pop. There’s obviously a lot of green in the display, but nothing as bright as this shade with the closest being Zork. The blue also stands out as it’s more saturated than Chakahachi or Rex-1. If you want to slot him in with the Night of the Rogues grouping, he’ll stand out amongst them. He feels like he belongs with the likes of Scumbug and Antrax.
Wyrm, as the name implies, is a mutated worm. And since he’s from the old toy line, he contains a lot of hallmarks one remembers from the line. The designers (who were mostly Mirage Studios artists) loved asymmetry with their mutants and that shows up here with Wyrm sporting a blue glove on his left hand and a red one on his right. It also shows up where it most often did: the feet. Or rather in this case, a foot and a tentacle. Wyrm’s left leg is fairly humanoid. It ends in a red boot with the toe ripped open exposing his digits of which he has only four to go with five digits on his hands. The right leg is basically a tentacle or worm tail. It’s blue on the outside and yellow on the inner part with little green and black suckers. It’s the most memorable aspect of the character’s design and I’m surprised he doesn’t have a tentacle left arm, though this is probably more manageable from a play point of view.
The design plus NECA’s ability to execute when it comes to the sculpt and the paint is what is going to sell Wyrm to most people. I suppose now is as good a time as any to list the credits which include Tony Cipriano and Kushwara Studios for the sculpt and the duo of Geoff Trapp and Mike Puzzo on paint. The detail work is all nice, but not overdone since this is supposed to be Wyrm as a cartoon. Still, animators would have hated this guy with his tattered clothes and this pattern of suckers on the inner, right, leg. He has a few bumps on his flesh and also what appear to be leaches in certain places. I think he’s supposed to be an earth worm, but he’s more like a tentacle monster. The eyes are bulgey and veiny and rimmed with dark green slime (I guess?) which helps make them stand out. The teeth and the green sludge in his mouth are all painted well and there’s a suitable abundance of black linework and detailing throughout. Like Tattoo, the toon shading is not in effect here and the approach is basically no different from what we’ve seen out of NECA’s Archie line. My assumption is that’s the approach we can expect going forward and I don’t hate it.
Wyrm comes with a lot more stuff than Tattoo. He does equal the big guy in the hand department as he has just two sets: gripping and open. The right gripping hand is much tighter and I think it’s so he can get a solid grip on the included monkey wrench. The wrench is a salmon color with tape around the handle. It doesn’t articulate or anything and it’s just a wrench. The vintage toy came with the same, but it had some kind of rodent attached to it as well. The other weapon is a big old mallet and it fits into the slightly wider left gripping hand rather well. It has a wood grain texture and sculpted worms throughout it, or just one really long worm. Both ends of the head are covered in red slime. I guess it’s supposed to be blood? The shade of red is a little light, but what else could it be? It’s certainly one of the most gruesome accessories in the line up to this point.
That’s not all though, as Wyrm has a couple more extra parts he can utilize. The old toy had an action feature which was bug-out eyes and these little worms in his mouth that would pop out. NECA isn’t going to include an action figure on a line aimed at adults, but it can simulate the effect with optional parts. Wyrm comes with a second set of eyes which are elongated. To use them, you simply pop out the stock ones and pop these ones in. They’re keyed in such a way that you can’t mix them up and that green goop behind his eyes doubles as an easy way to find some leverage to pop them out. For the worms, NECA included a bonus tongue. You open Wyrm’s mouth as far as it will go and just lay this one over the sculpted tongue inside his mouth. This new one has the worms sculpted onto it and they’re done in a soft plastic so they feel similar to bristles on a toothbrush, just much thicker. It’s a clever way to simulate the effects on the old figure and I’m left surprised NECA was able to get away with reproducing it here when Super7 has run into so many issues with their Playmates homage line. I guess you get more leeway from the licensor when you’re bringing in more money for them.
It’s a good thing that Wyrm comes with so much stuff and looks so good, because he articulates about as poorly as the worst of this line. There’s not much he can do as we have articulation at the head, jaw, neck, shoulders, elbows, wrists, waist, hips, thighs, knee, and ankle. The elbows are single-jointed so that also serves as the bicep swivel. The gripping hands at least have a vertical hinge so that’s okay. The head is fairly restricted by the placement and shape and there’s no articulation in the torso aside from what ends up being a basic waist twist despite the fact that it’s a double ball peg (it’s way too deep in the chest and the base of it is in a sculpted out cone of plastic so it can’t go anywhere – I took it apart to see). The knee is double-jointed, but that left leg isn’t very useful because we have to contend with the right one. For that, NECA went with a rubber tentacle over a heavy gauge wire. It will bend, but getting Wyrm to stand is a chore. I can get him standing, but it never seems to last long. This is a figure that ever since I got him I find toppled over every morning. The old figure went with a plastic, pre-posed, right leg which actually made him fairly easy to stand. NECA’s approach here is fun, but what good is the bendy wire? It’s just kind of a pain in the ass. I’ll probably bust out a disc stand for this guy and see if that helps keep him standing.
Wyrm’s articulation is obviously better than the old figure, but it’s so limited that functionally it’s not that much different. The range at his elbows is mediocre so you’re mostly going to post his arms with his shoulders and the swivel point. The legs need to be in a specific position to keep him standing if you’re not using a stand so he almost feels like a 5 POA style figure. We’re used to articulation in this line taking a back seat to the aesthetics, but in the case of Wyrm it’s more noticeable than most. He also will have the same paint-flaking issues as Tattoo, though it’s only really noticeable on the back of the left knee.
This is a set of what you see is what you get. If you like the look of Tattoo and Wyrm and want them in your collection then that should be the motivating factor. The accessories for Wyrm do make things a bit more interesting and I definitely enjoy his look far more than I do Tattoo’s. The real problem here is the asking price of $65. That’s at the high end for NECA two-packs (though there’s the threat of price increases looming meaning this could be the new floor) and thus a harder sell. This set isn’t nearly as good as the similarly priced Antrax and Scumbug or even some of the cheaper sets like Space Don and Samurai Mikey. This may be the first two-pack where I really notice the budget as it feels like Tattoo was only bundled with Wyrm because he could be done a bit cheaper. Just one extra set of hands and a slug figure so Wyrm could get extra stuff and a unique bendy wire leg. There’s also nothing unifying the two characters aside from the fact that both were featured in the vintage toy line. In the circles I frequent, I found most people were only interested in one half of this set with most favoring Wyrm but there were a few only interested in Tattoo. Maybe that can create some opportunities for folks to split a set? They’d almost have to be local though with the cost of shipping these days.
If you want this set your only option right now is Target. They’ve been in-stock on the website for some time, but may be gone by the time this goes live. They should be sold in stores as well, though I personally have yet to see either Haulathon two-pack show up on shelves. International buyers should be able to get these on the Haulathon website. The set gets a tepid endorsement by me. The quality is there relative to the rest of the line and I do genuinely like the look of Wyrm. Tattoo may be boring, but he looks the part of the character from the show, he’s just severely lacking in the accessory department. He should have slapping hands and a yelling portrait, at least. Wyrm looks great, it’s just a problem of cost. Even at the discounted price I got this set at, I still feel like I paid $55 for Wyrm and that’s a terrible deal. I definitely envy those who look at this set and see two characters they need in their collection.
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