The X-Men are gone...oh wait! You mean they're not?!

Season 5 was never meant to be.  The creative staff for X-Men felt the writing was on the wall and the series would not be renewed after season 4’s completion, so the four-part “Beyond Good and Evil” was meant to give the series a truly memorable farewell.  Unexpectedly, Fox decided to order more episodes, and while I’m sure the people who worked on the show were delighted, this did pose some problems.  AKOM, the studio that handled the animation for almost all of the episodes, would not be able to fulfill the order placed by Fox, and thus episode 70 (“Storm Front Part 2”) would be their last episode for the series.  Philippine Animation would handle the final six remaining episodes and do so with a distinctly different style.  The animation is probably an improvement over much of AKOM’s work as it’s more fluid, but the style is more of a toon quality.  In some ways, it resembles the artwork being put out by Marvel during the Onslaught Saga but with far less detail.  I personally am not too fond of the look, but one bonus was getting Jean depicted in her actual comic book attire yellow and blue.

The lack of planning for a fifth season also shows in the writing quality.  Outside of the first two story arches, most of the episodes are stand-alone but do tie into some older plot threads.  The season does have a feel to it of the writers taking chances or just exploring aspects of the series that interested them such as the Sinister origin story and the Wolverine/Captain America team-up.  As such, some of the episodes are interesting and some miss the mark.  There’s probably more of a “love it hate it” opinion for the following episodes more than ones prior, but there are a couple of hidden gems.

The Phalanx Covenant (Parts 1 and 2)

"The Phalanx Covenant" was a major story-line in the comics that spanned all of the 'X' books.

Probably the only tie-in episodes of season 5 that tied in with the current comic book plot-line, though in a much truncated form.  “The Phalanx Covenant” introduces the Phalanx organism to the animated universe.  It begins innocently enough with the X-Men capturing a rampaging Sabretooth (old animation was mined from the very first episode of X-Men for parts of this, perhaps illustrating the time constraints this season was placed under) and bringing him back to the mansion.  In a piece of deja vu, Wolverine can’t help himself and seals himself away in Sabretooth’s cell for some fun, and because he senses something different about his old foe.

Wolverine and the rest of the X-Men soon learn that Sabretooth is possessed by some sort of techno-organic life-form that soon corrupts the entire mansion.  Only Beast is able to escape as he makes buddies with a piece of this alien known as Warlock.  Warlock explains to Beast that he is part of the Phalanx, a life-form that exists as part organic and part computer.  A virus has infiltrated the global conscience that links all of the Phalanx together and has corrupted it.  Warlock has separated himself but he is the only one, and his life-mate was not so lucky.

Warlock and Beast make for an interesting duo.

Warlock, as some of you are probably aware, is an old comic book character from the New Mutants books where he was an ally of the X-Men’s youngest division.  His portrayal here is pretty faithful, as he and Beast find themselves on the run and in search of any aid they can find.  This two-parter ends up playing out as a fun little team-up and cameo-fest.  X-Factor makes a brief appearance as Beast seeks out the aid of Forge while a distress call from Mr. Sinister brings our heroes an unlikely ally.  The final piece of the puzzle is the master of magnetism himself, Magneto (with original voice actor and a cool beard!), who reluctantly leaves his Antarctic fortress where he apparently has been brooding since his most recent failure.  Magneto would love to watch the fall of humanity, but since his son Quicksilver needs saving he gets off his high-horse and helps out.

They find Magneto’s force field very effective, and assault the citadel created by the Phalanx to serve as their nexus.  There they find the leader of this attack, Cameron Hodge (remember him?!), and the captured members of X-Men and X-Factor.  With their combined effort, the Phalanx and is thwarted and Warlock is reunited with his life-mate.  A fairly fun plot is concluded, one that placed the after-thought Beast in a leading role for a change, and included some unlikely allies.  Sadly, this is the last good multi-episode plot for the series.

Storm Front (Parts 1 and 2)

Arkon, and his stupid hat.

This would be last two-part storyline for the show, and it’s a dud.  As I mentioned in the lead in, I suspect the writers wanted to take the opportunity afforded by a fifth season to look at some forgotten or untouched upon aspects of the show.  Storm would represent just that.  Pretty much ever since the conclusion of season 2, Storm has been a minor character.  If I took the time to tally her appearances it wouldn’t shock me if I found her to be the most under-represented member of the X-Men for seasons 3 and 4.  Unfortunately for her, I suspect that might be because her episodes were among the least interesting.  Outside of “One Man’s Worth,” the episodes featuring her as a major player include “Whatever It Takes” and the two-part “Savage Land, Savage/Strange Heart.”

“Storm Front” does nothing to change that.  In this two-parter, Storm encounters a strange visitor from another world who claims he came seeking Storm’s help.  His name is Arkon and his world is plagued by a relentless storm and he needs the help of someone like Storm to put a stop to it.  Storm agrees and leaves a token behind for the X-Men to find.  Soon Wolverine, Cyclops, Beast, and Jubilee are in pursuit and find themselves on Arkon’s strange world.  Storm is successful in quieting the skies, and in a moment of revelry Arkon asks her to rule this world at by his side.  Storm agrees, much to the shock of the other X-Men.

Before long they realize that Arkon is a ruthless dictator.  His country still uses slaves and it’s up to the members of the X-Men on his world to clue Storm in.  Of course, she refuses to believe it at first but eventually comes around.  There’s a big confrontation, Arkon gets emasculated, and the X-Men return home after seemingly freeing the slaves on Arkon’s world.  Storm goes into hiding until the final episode of the series (not literally, of course) and thus, AKOM’s work is finished.

The Fifth Horseman 

Our introduction to what the series will look like for the remainder of its days comes to us in the form of “The Fifth Horseman.”  This episode stars Beast and Jubilee on a field trip of sorts to South America.  Already the new visual style is pretty striking as beast is less furry looking and Jubilee finally looks Chinese, how about that?

I neglected to mention in the write-up that Beast gets transformed in this episode and looks pretty crazy.

The episode is a bit bland, but it does tie into some older ones.  Jubilee soon finds herself the target of a group of mutants who want to kidnap her for some purpose.  One of the mutants is a mutated Caliban, a former morlock.  Jubilee acts like she knows him, even though I’m fairly certain Caliban was never shown in any previous episodes but the writers try to trick the audience into thinking we know who this guys is.  It is soon revealed that Caliban and his cronies are working for some crazed cult leader trying to resurrect a god.  That cult leader turns out to be Fabian Cortez, last seen floating through space on a ship piloted by Apocalypse.  That god he wants to resurrect?  You guessed it, Apocalypse!

Apocalypse was last seen being banished by the world’s telepaths to the Astral Plane, where he supposedly would remain for all eternity.  Apparently they lied, as there is a way for Apocalypse to escape, he just needs a host body and hence why Cortez wants Jubilee.  Like most villains, he underestimates his foes (and allies) as Beast is able to crash the party and even lure Caliban back over to the side of good (though in doing so he loses his cool new powers).  At the episode’s conclusion, Apocalypse frees himself from the Astral Plane by taking over the body of Cortez.  Like Jean, Apocalypse finally gets depicted in his comic accurate colors of black and blue (instead of that hideous pink and blue scheme AKOM had went with).  Unfortunately, the writers never get to explore Apocalypse further and this remains as his final appearance.  It at least ties in with that discussion Cable and Apocalypse (and later Beast) had regarding good vs evil, as evil can never truly be destroyed.

Jubilee’s Fairytale Theater

What’s worse than a Storm episode?  A Jubilee one.  Well, perhaps that isn’t entirely true as “Night of the Sentinels” could be considered a Jubilee episode and that two-parter is among the best for the series.  This one though is among the worst.  I’ve thrown out candidates along the way for worst episode of the series, and this one just might be it.  It’s definitely top 3, at the very least.

For those curious about what Wolverine would look like as a troll, you get your wish.

The plot for this episode is borrowed from a comic book story, only replace Jubilee with Kitty Pryde and change out some of the X-Men.  Jubilee is leading a group of students on a tour of the caverns under the mansion when a cave in occurs.  In order to keep the students occupied and their minds unaware of the danger they’re in, Jubilee spins a tale of medieval fantasy that places her in the starring role.  Several X-Men make cameos in her story including Wolverine as a troll and Magneto as the ultimate villain.  I suppose some might find it cute or think it’s unique approach to story-telling is refreshing, but I find it boring and stupid.  The portrayals of the X-Men in fantasy attire is only amusing for so long and just can’t sustain an entire episode.  That and since Jubilee is supposed to be making the story up as she goes, the plot is forced to be rather simple and relies on fantasy clichés.  One note worth mentioning, this episode marks the debut for Gambit’s new voice actor, Tony Daniels.  While he certainly sounds the part of a scoundrel, it’s no comparison with the original VA, Chris Potter, and a clear down-grade.

This installment of my X-Men animated series over view is both part 2 of season 4 and the last entry for season 4.  All of my other season entries have been in groups of 3 but season 4 was much shorter.  Season 5 is even shorter as the X-Men series heads toward the end.  Again, episodes are listed in production order, not broadcast order.

Bloodlines

The events of this episode borrow heavily from X-Men Unlimited Volume 4 from 1993.

Nightcrawler makes his second and final appearance on the show with this episode.  This episode explores Nightcrawler’s mysterious past and how it correlates with other X-Men notables.  The events of the episode take place on Halloween, though to call it a Halloween episode would probably be inaccurate.  The holiday just serves as a fun visual gag to bring Nightcrawler back into the fold.

Not only does this episode mark the return of Nightcrawler, but it also brings back the Friends of Humanity, and more specifically, that mutant-hating bigot Graydon Creed.  The last time we saw Creed he was busy getting humiliated by Wolverine and the X-Men when they exposed his dirty little secret to his FoH buddies.  That secret being that Creed’s father is none other than Victor Creed (listed as Graydon Creed Senior in the tv show), also known as the mutant Sabretooth!  The high council of the FoH question whether or not Creed is fit to resume his duties with the organization in light of his origin so they give him a task: purge the Creed family name of all trace of mutant blood.

If nothing else, they make for an interesting family portrait.

This apparently will prove even trickier than taking out Sabretooth.  Nightcrawler comes seeking the X-Men’s aid when he receives a chilling letter that the Friends of Humanity are holding his birth mother captive.  We get the usual “Why do you care since she abandoned you?” questions so that Nightcrawler can remind us that he always takes the high road and preaches forgiveness.  When Rogue, Wolverine, and Jubilee run off to find the blue devil’s mother they find none other than Mystique.  This of course leads Nightcrawler and Rogue to the revelation that they’re kind of like siblings given that Mystique once adopted Rogue.  Apparently, Mystique and Sabretooth did the horizontal monster mash (thanks Fry!) back in the day which gave the world Graydon Creed.  It’s not revealed who exactly Nightcrawler’s father is though we get a flashback from Mystique explaining how Nightcrawler came to be that shows him.  Apparently he was just some ugly rich guy.

Creed is basically a maniac who, despite Nightcrawler’s best efforts, cannot be reasoned with.  Mystique is depicted as a cold, and ruthless person as well, but she gets a moment of redemption after a touching scene with her blue baby boy.  The episode ends with Nightcrawler in a bit of a melancholy place, while the FoH, following Creed’s failure to eradicate his mutant lineage, dump him off on daddy’s door step.  Nightcrawler ends up going 2 for 2 as far as quality episodes go.  This one also ended up getting pushed to season 5 for the initial broadcast.  I believe it was done just to break up the Nightcrawler episodes further.

Weapon X, Lies, & Videotape

Wolverine in his cool spy gear squares off against Omega Red in a flashback.

Another Wolverine episode, but the first one in awhile.  This episode was originally aired in prime time as part of season 3.  During the 90’s Wolverine’s origins were ever evolving in the comic books and a frequent topic for plot lines and fan conversations.  This one deals with the concept of false memories.  For awhile we had seen glimpses of Wolverine’s past, in both television and the comics, particularly of when he received his adamantium skeleton and claws.  This episode deals with the possibility of those memories, and more, being implants as part of the Weapon X project.

The episode begins with Wolverine being taunted by memories from his past.  We finally get a reason for his hatred towards Sabretooth as well.  Apparently Wolverine was in love with a Native American named Silver Fox, and apparently just to tick Wolverine off, Sabretooth “killed” her.  I put “killed” in quotations because the episode never actually states that (for obvious reasons) but it seems implied.  Wolverine takes off to go uncover the mysteries of these nightmares and Beast takes off after him.

Maverick makes his second appearance (first speaking one) while Silver Fox her first.

Wolverine’s visions take him to the Weapon X facility located somewhere in Canada where he finds Sabretooth waiting for him amongst the ruins of the lab.  The two immediately start to go at it, before Beast steps in as mediator.  They soon realize they were both lead there by their own visions and a mysterious letter.  They’re soon encountered by Silver Fox and Maverick, with Wolverine looking pretty shocked to see Silver Fox alive and well.  We’re treated to numerous flashbacks such as the four of them working together to take down Omega Red.  The lab contains set pieces which correspond with the false memories the four share and a video recording of Dr. Cornelius confirms the existence of false memories.

We get to see the four, and Beast, work together to take out some robot guards that were supposedly created to retrieve the “samples” from the Weapon X project.  In the end, little is settled as Wolverine remains convinced his love affair with Fox was real, while she remains unsure.  They all go their separate ways and Wolverine is left with some measure of peace.  This episode proves to be a fun collection of mystery and conspiracy theories with some convincing action tossed in as well.  There is one piece of animation I always found confusing where Sabretooth removes his glove to work a palm scanning device, showing the flesh tone of his hand is the same as his arm, making me wonder where Sabretooth’s skin ends and his costume begins.  I regret that I couldn’t find a screen capture of what I’m talking about.

Lotus and the Steel

The Silver Samurai makes his lone appearance of the series in this episode.

It’s probably a good thing that “Weapon X…” was moved up to season 3 because if these two episodes had aired back-to-back it might have been Wolverine overkill.  This episode indirectly deals with the fall out of the Proteus episodes, specifically with how Wolverine was getting along following his shake-up at the hands of the out of control mutant.  The episode begins with Wolverine and Xavier having a sort-of therapy session where Wolverine expresses that he feels empty inside.  This leads to Wolverine leaving the X-Men and heading for Japan to seek his purpose.  Jubilee, unable to accept this decision, takes off after him.  The set-up, in a way, is reminiscient of Wolverine #75 which dealt with the fall out of Wolverine losing his adamantium skeleton and also leaving the X-Men.

As usual, trouble seems to find Wolverine and in Japan he finds anything but peace.  He arrives at his old hang out (some rural village, apparently not Madripoor) and finds out the locals are being bullied by a local Japanese mafia lead by the Silver Samurai.  The Samurai’s gang is extorting the locals for protection money, when they don’t pay his followers ransack the place.  Wolverine initially doesn’t want to get involved but of course he has to.  This leads to a showdown between Wolverine and the Samurai where Wolverine uncharacteristically outsmarts him to take him out.  The villagers thank him, and he and Jubilee head home.

The episode is very similar to the first season episode “Cold Vengeance,” just change the setting and switch out the villain.  For that reason, it lacks any real impact as it’s nothing we haven’t seen before.  Not a bad episode, just not memorable.

Have Yourself A Morlock Little X-Mas

For years the writers resisted the urge to do a holiday tie-in episode, but here in season 4 we get our first and only one.  Perhaps the writers felt emboldened after doing the Nightcrawler episodes with their religious tie-ins that a Christmas episode felt appropriate.

In this episode, Jubilee's quest for the perfect X-Mas!

The basic plot is kind of traditional holiday special crap.  Jubilee wants to have the perfect Christmas as this is her first with the X-Men (nevermind that the show has been on for years at this point, but whatever) so she’s making a big deal out of everything.  Jean is charged with preparing Christmas dinner, but has to deal with a meddling Gambit who’s cajun roots demand the food contain a certain amount of spice leading to a series of slapstick routines.  Wolverine, of course, is in full-on Scrooge mode and somehow gets suckered into shopping with Jubilee and Storm on Christmas Eve.

At the mall, their seemingly perfect day is interrupted by the Morlocks when they spot them hi-jacking an ambulance.  Wolverine gives chase into the Morlock tunnels where they find a very sick Leech.  When someone mentions the possibility that Leech may die, Jubilee utters the ever predictable “Not on Christmas Eve!” line that must appear in every holiday special (it’s mandated by the FCC, I swear).

Beast arrives on the scene to care for Leech, but nothing he has can cure him, so they turn to Wolverine.  They theorize that a blood transfusion from Wolverine could bestow special healing properties on Leech and possibly cure him of whatever it is that ails him.  Wolverine is reluctant, apparently he tried this before and it didn’t work, but relents in the end.  The transfusion works, and everyone is happy and crying.  Jubilee also abandons her hope for a perfect Christmas with her new family by sharing all of her presents that she purchased with the less fortunate Morlocks and in doing so learns the necessary valuable lesson (also mandated by the FCC).

The episode is really the same old holiday trappings found in a hundred other like episodes, just with an X-Men lens to see it through.  It’s kind of crappy, but admittedly is a guilty pleasure for me.  I can’t watch it without getting a little lump in my throat and I suppose that’s all these episodes ever set out to accomplish.

Beyond Good and Evil (Parts 1 through 4)

“Beyond Good and Evil” was meant to be the big arch to send the X-Men out on.  Nearly every significant villain and hero makes an appearance during this four part story and we even get the requisite Magneto redemption angle once more.  And to top it off it’s another time travel story and the writers seem to always nail these kind of stories.

Jean apparently not as happy to see Sinister as he is to see her.

The basic plot revolves around the god-like mutant Apocalypse.  In the year 3999, Cable and his followers attempt to destroy Apocalypse once and for all.  When Cable and Apocalypse find themselves isolated, Cable hurls the “e” word in Apocalypse’s direction, claiming because he’s evil he can never win, to which he responds rather poetically with “I am not evil, I simple am!”  Despite the confidence of that statement, Apocalypse begins to ponder his existence and even shows sadness to view himself as part of some scale where one side can never truly triumph over the other, “What a cruel joke,” he remarks.  I didn’t do the scene justice, but it’s pretty cool to watch Apocalypse and Cable face-off in a philosophical way as opposed to a physical way.  The scene ends with Apocalypse stealing Cable’s time-traveling computer crystal-thing and vanishes.  At the same time, well not really, Bishop and Shard are shown trying to return to their future world but Bishop gets hung up in the portal and soon finds himself in a strange universe populated by light bridges that all lead to some central hub.  An annoying, yet seemingly omniscient, custodian shows up to let him know he’s outside of time and the two get set to watching the events unfolding in the present.

In the present, Cyclops and Jean are giving this whole wedding thing another go.  As you may recall, the first time they wed it was Morph who administered the vows and not an ordained priest which wasn’t good enough.  This one appears to go smoothly but just as the happy couple is leaving for their honeymoon the Nasty Boys show up.  The X-Men give chase and are able to recover Cyclops but when Wolverine can’t smell any trace of their assailants they realize something’s up.  Back at the mansion, Sinister attacks and is preparing to abduct Xavier.  The X-Men are able to arrive just in time to interrupt his taunting about Jean floating through time and prevent the kidnapping.

The X-Men are able to uncover bits of Sinister’s plan when Shard suddenly arrives on the scene, unaware that it’s actually Apocalypse’s, as psychic mutants begin disappearing.  They set their sights on the mutant Psylocke, who’s busy robbing the wealthy Warren Worthington III, and encounter Mystique and Sabretooth.  With Archangel’s help, the X-Men seemingly have things in control until Magneto shows up.  Not all is lost, as they’re able to take Sabretooth back to the mansion where Wolverine locks himself in a cell with Sabretooth and beats the information out of him.  Around that time, Cable shows up after commandeering a government time machine and shares his plan to take out Apocalypse at the source by destroying the chamber that grants him eternal life.

The X-Men and Cable head off to ancient Egypt but find themselves lured into a trap.  They tangle with some machinations of Apocalypse’s four horsemen before finding an ancient Apocalypse asleep in his chamber.  The Apocalypse they find turns out to be Mystique in disguise, and Apocalypse arrives on the scene to capture the king, as he puts it, with the king being Charles Xavier.

Even when captured, Wolverine likes to run his mouth.

As Apocalypse makes off with Xavier, Wolverine slips in behind him to find himself at the Axis of Time.  By now, Apocalypse, in true villain fashion, has let everyone in on his plans to destroy time by assembling the most powerful psychics in the universe.  It’s not explained particularly well but whatever, it’s more fun to buy into the threat.  On the Axis, Magneto realizes his dream to have his wife restored to life will not be realized by Apocalypse and rebels, with Mystique’s help.  Wolverine is freed by Magneto and soon Cable and Bishop arrive.  The psychics find themselves free of Apocalypse’s control, and using their combined might, banish him to the astral plane seemingly ending his threat to existence.

The arc ends with everyone going their separate ways, though Archangel’s ultimate fate is sort of left unresolved.  When he came onto the scene, Shard referred to him as “destined to join the X-Men” and it almost seemed like maybe the writers intended for him to be a full-fledged member by episode’s end.  Considering they intended for this to be the series finale, it meant they really didn’t have to wrap that up.  Sadly, future episodes seemed to disprove this notion despite the cool group shot towards the end that showed Archangel among the X-Men.

Had this been the finale it would have been a pretty cool way for the series to go out.  While the plan hatched by Apocalypse seems to only make sense in the minds of the show’s writing staff, it was still cool to see all of the major villains make cameos.  There’s even a little snippet of a scene with Lilandra and Gladiator having to face the menace of Apocalypse and they at least did a good job of making him look like a universal threat.  Magneto’s original voice actor, sadly, was unable to voice the character here but his replacement proved competent.  While not the best of the multi-part story-lines served up by this show, it’s definitely one of the more fun ones and a high point for season 4.

Season 3 of X-Men was the biggest so far.  Quality does not always equal quantity though and while it was still pretty solid it was not up to par with the first two seasons.  Season 4 is much closer in length to the first two seasons, but probably not as good as even season 3.  A lot of the big stories were exhausted in season 3 and some of the holdovers feel lesser in scope.  There were some nice cameos though, most popular of which was the first appearance of Nightcrawler, and the mostly original tale “Beyond Good and Evil” was probably more fun than the Phoenix saga.

Like season 3, there were production delays for some of the episodes in season 4 that forced them to season 5 for the broadcast.  Also, some of these episodes were actually broadcast as part of season 3, such as the first episode we’re going to look at “The Juggernaut Returns.”  As with season 3, I’ll be looking at the episodes here in production order.

The Juggernaut Returns

Ever since Gladiator sent the Juggernaut hurtling across the Atlantic we haven’t seen or heard from the big guy.  Turns out, the only side affect for crushing Juggernaut’s pride like that was to just make him even angrier with his step brother Xavier so he sets his sights on Xavier’s school once again.

Nerd Juggernaut, never to be seen again.

We’re treated to a humorous visual of Juggernaut swiping a taxi cab to serve as his mode of transportation.  As the X-Men prepare to mount a defense, a curious thing happens and the Juggernaut suddenly finds himself de-powered and scared.  That’s because a side story is occurring at the same time that shows a dorky looking guy uncovering the ancient Ruby of Cytorrak, the source of Juggernaut’s powers.  This nerdy looking individual becomes the new Juggernaut and sets off to do what every nerd turned jock would do – pick up chicks.

Xavier makes the call that to save the life of his step brother, the X-Men must restore his powers.  While Wolverine and Cyclops run off to track down this new Juggernaut, Xavier relives the parts of his life he and Cain shared.  We learn that Cain is a pretty cruddy person, but his father was even worse who married Xavier’s mother just for her money.  Since Cain couldn’t help himself and had to bully young Charles, his father sent him away to a boarding school which only served to further fuel Cain’s dislike of Charles.

Wolverine and Cyclops end up tracking down the new Juggernaut, and the resulting confrontation is more comedy than anything.  They retrieve the ruby and return it to Cain who once again transforms into the Juggernaut.  Perhaps as a showing of thanks, he chooses to leave the mansion without further incident.

Nightcrawler

It's not easy being green, but blue isn't much better.

Apparently needing a break, Rogue, Gambit, and Wolverine head off on a ski trip to Germany.  Why they chose to go to Germany when they have Colorado to choose from I do not know.  As usual, nothing goes right and a mishap on the slopes lands them at a monastery located in a small town time forgot that fears some demon.  The monks there seem friendly enough, but something clearly is amiss.  Wolverine hears about this demon and decides to go “hunting” while Rogue mistrusts one of the brothers.

Someone tries to harm a sleeping Gambit, who was injured on the slopes, and Rogue goes after him.  A fire breaks out and Nightcrawler reveals himself.  The “demon” proves to be a rather gentle soul despite his outward appearance, and the trio of X-Men set off the uncover who was trying to make him look bad.

Nightcrawler brings an element to Saturday morning television few would dare include, which is God.  As someone who isn’t even remotely religious, I find his portrayal not at all offensive and I don’t think anyone was trying to convince kids to go to church or anything.  He does have a discussion with a terse Wolverine who apparently shuns God for various reasons.  After all, the guy has had a pretty rough life.

The person behind the attack on Gambit and the burning of the monastery is uncovered, and Nightcrawler is revealed to the town’s people in the process.  They soon accept him, and the X-Men depart for Paris to continue their vacation.  The token invite to join the team is also offered, but Nightcrawler declines, as so many have before him.  In Paris, Gambit shares his own religious philosophies with Rogue (predictably, Gambit only seems to worship one man – Gambit) which causes her to storm off.  As she finds herself questioning her own beliefs she stumbles into a church to find a humbled Wolverine, kneeling before the altar.  Wisely, she says nothing and departs before he can see her.  Another example of Wolverine striving to find that inner peace he seems to always be longing for.

One Man’s Worth (Parts 1 and 2)

One of the big stories around this time in the comic book was titled “The Age of Apocalypse.”  The AoA was an alternate timeline story created when Xavier’s future son Legion traveled back in time to assassinate Magneto, thinking this would save his future.  By accident, he ends up killing his father which alters time in a frightening way, leading to a future where Magneto leads the X-Men against a tyrannical Apocalypse.  It’s a pretty cool story, and while I would have loved a true AoA for the animated series this is a very satisfying two parter.  I do so love when the writers start working with time travel!

This two-parter borrows heavily from that arc in both premise and style.  Where it differs though is that it does not include Apocalypse or Legion, and it’s never stated that Magneto leads the X-Men in the alternate timeline shown, just that he leads the mutants against the humans (keeping in theme with the future we see in “Days of Future Past”).  Substituting for Legion is the time traveling mutant Fitzroy and his comedic lackey Bantam as they’re sent back in time by Master Mold to assassinate a young Xavier.

The happy couple, and an AoA Sabretooth!

Fitzroy’s plan is discovered by Forge who once again turns to Bishop to thwart him.  Bishop is sent back in time, but this time he’s not alone as his sister Shard joins him.  Their timing is poor, as by the time they travel back to the present to enlist the help of the X-Men, Fitzroy has already succeeded.  There Bishop and Shard encounter Wolverine and Storm (sporting her 80’s look complete with a tall white mohawk), who are married in this universe.  We get to see the mutants battle the human forces and several AoA themed cameos are present including Holocaust and Nightcrawler.  It takes some convincing, but Wolverine and Storm agree to help Bishop and Shard stop Fitzroy, knowing that doing so will cause them to cease to exist.

In a rare turn of events for the show, the heroes fail.  They travel back to the 60’s and get derailed by a bit of period specific racism towards the interracial couple of Wolverine and Storm, which sets Wolverine off.  This delays them enough to allow Fitzroy to kill Xavier, and ends part one.

Part two has the heroes regrouping by traveling back to the future in order to try again.  I don’t quite understand why they had to do so, but it lets us see the new future.  Apparently, the sentinels won and Forge still exists but her serves them.  He’s also nearly entirely robotic at this point and extremely fearful of crossing the sentinels.  The heroes are able to get out of there, but Shard gets left behind with the understanding being that if they succeed in their mission, she’ll be fine.

Round 2 goes better, and the heroes win out this time by letting Fitzroy know just what the future he creates will look like.  Storm and Wolverine share a tearful farewell and the story returns us to the present where the Wolverine and Storm we know and love are enjoying a picnic with Xavier, who smiles to let us know he remembers the first time he met the two.

Proteus (Parts 1 and 2)

Another old story brought to the animated universe.  Proteus was one of the first missions for the new X-Men following the introductions of Colossus, Wolverine, and the like.  Proteus is a pretty crazy mutant with seemingly limitless psychic powers allowing him to distort and warp reality.  In the comics, his powers were so great they’d cause his body to erode and burn up, forcing Proteus to jump from host to host, killing the person he inhabited in the process.  Obviously, this would not suit for the animated series, nor would the same conclusion be used which ended in Proteus’ death at the hands of Colossus.

Proteus in his energy form.

Proteus also necessitated a new origin.  In the comics, and show, he is the son of Moira and Joe MacTaggert.  Even though they were husband and wife, Proteus was conceived as the result of rape at the hands of Joe which resulted in Moira leaving him, but not telling him she was with child.  Proteus’ powers were so great Moira had to force him into imprisonment.  She never told anyone he was her son, instead choosing to call him Mutant X.  In the show, his origins are the same, minus the rape.  Joe is a prominent politician unaware of Proteus’ existance, though in the show he apparently knows about him but has never met him.  In order to protect his campaign, he does not want the public to know he fathered a mutant.

Proteus (Kevin) breaks out, causing Moira to enlist the help of the X-Men ( it should be noted, that the writers missed a great opportunity to bring back Morph again) to recapture Proteus and return him to his cell.  Proteus meanwhile heads for Scotland and begins inhabiting people and experiencing their emotions.  He soon yearns to find his father after experiencing a father-son bond prompting Moira to warn Joe, but still keeping the secret that Kevin is her son from Xavier.

The X-Men confront Proteus, and when Wolverine starts talking about taking the kid out, Moira snaps and reveals her long kept secret.  Xavier is disappointed she chose to hide her mutant son from him, and the X-Men are forced into battle with Proteus.  Proteus wipes the floor with them, and even “rips” Wolverine into pieces (this is of course, an illusion) that completely unsettles the feral mutant and reduces him to a sobbing, retching, mess.

Knowing they can’t hope to defeat Proteus in open combat, the X-Men determine they’ll need the help of the boy’s father to calm him down.  They attend one of Joe’s campaign rallies knowing Proteus is likely to show up.  When he does, the X-Men pounce, all except Wolverine who runs off scared.  He doesn’t respond well when Rogue accuses him of cowardice, and responds even more poorly when Beast excuses it.  When all hope seems lost, Xavier is able to calm Kevin down and reunite him with his father, who surprisingly does the right thing by his son.  A much happier ending than the comic book which featured the death of both Joe MacTaggert and son.  It’s a different sort of episode, but an enjoyable one.  While the original is better, the writers did the best they could to adapt it for a children’s audience.  The image of a broken down Wolverine would prove long lasting, and would even be referenced in a later episode.

Family Ties

Would you be surprised if I told you that a random episode of the sitcom “Family Ties” is probably more entertaining than this episode?  Perhaps that is coming across a little strong, but this is a bad episode.  The only interesting aspect about it is that the show acknowledges that Magneto has two kids for the first time, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch.  The trio find themselves lured into a trap by the High Evolutionary, and Wolverine and Beast tag along.  Wolverine gets turned into a Werewolf, and somehow every wrong is righted.  We get to see some sort of an origin tale for Magneto, which serves as the only redeeming quality of the show.  Apparently, the guy isn’t all bad and probably didn’t kill his wife.  Regardless, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver aren’t exactly thrilled to learn who their father is but come around by episode’s end.  The execution is just kind of lame, and the mutates that occupy the town where this takes place make for an even lamer visual.  I don’t include this in the running for worst episode of the series, but it’s also not far removed.

Time to take a look at the last part of season 3 of X-Men.  Season 3 goes out on an uneven note, though at the time  no one really knew the season was over.  Really, no one knew when it began as new episodes were aired some-what randomly.

Sanctuary (Parts 1 and 2)

“Sanctuary” marks the return of one of comics’ greatest villains; Magneto.  In true Magneto fashion, his motives aren’t particularly villainous as he seeks to create a haven for mutants where they will be free from human persecution.  Feeling no place on earth would suit his needs, he creates his haven on an orbiting asteroid he dubs Asteroid M.  This attracts the attention of all the world’s nations as Magneto had to abduct a Soviet shuttle crew to aid in the construction.  There’s also the small matter of the nuclear weapons he possesses as well.  Magneto crashes a UN meeting and interrupts a discussion surround him.  There’s a piece of dialogue where the Genoshan rep rejects the term slavery as it applies to Genosha and refers to mutant powers as natural resources.  An interesting take.

You will hate this man by episode's end.

The plot is a condensed version of the one from the comics that began in X-Men 1 and concluded in the Fatal Attractions mini-series.  Though what took place over years takes place over two episodes here.  Magneto finds himself placing much trust in his new acolytes and a young mutant named Fabian Cortez in particular.  Cortez betrays him and attempts to kill Magneto by ejecting his quarters from the asteroid and in doing so frames the X-Men.  In their escape, Gambit gets left behind and Wolverine, Beast, Rogue, and Xavier (in Shi’Ar battle-suit, though he doesn’t use it to walk for some reason) go after him.  From there it’s a fairly predictable plot as Magneto returns and rights what is wrong, only to see Asteroid M get destroyed in the end, but the ride is a fun one.

A side plot between Xavier and Acolyte Amelia Voght sheds some light on Xavier’s past and how he became paralyzed.  The two were lovers whose differing views on how mutants fit into society eventually drove them apart, and Voght to Magneto.  She’s not a love interest or anything for Magneto (he’s not interested in Chuck’s sloppy seconds) but serves him loyally as one of his Acolytes.  She plays a role in uncovering Cortez’s treason and ends up helping the X-Men.

The end of the episode contains a teaser (apparently for the “Beyond Good and Evil” mini series to come) where Apocalypse finds Cortez drifting through space.  Deathbird is also pictured with him.

Xavier Remembers

“Sanctuary” contained some interesting back story on Charles Xavier and an episode implying an origin story for him was a welcome development.  Unfortunately, that’s not what this episode contains.  Instead we’re “treated” to the return of the Shadow King, the worst villain the show would know.

If you have been keeping with up this feature, you will know that the season 2 episode “Whatever It Takes” is one of my least favorite episodes.  In fact, it’s in the running for first episode of X-Men.  “Xavier Remember” might be even worse, though it’s so close it matters little.  This one serves as the origin for the Shadow King and how he came to be imprisoned in the Astral Plain.  Xavier defeated him there when encountering him in Cairo, and he’s used a piece of his own mental capacity to keep him there for decades.  A concussion causes Xavier to lose his hold and it’s up to Jean to enter the Astral Plain, find Xavier, and secure the Shadow King.

The Astral Plain is incredibly boring, both visually and thematically.  It’s also just too “out there” for me to take seriously.  The only plus I can give this episode is that it’s the last we see of the Shadow King.  Stay away Shadow King, forever.

Courage

Morph sporting his new dye job.

What’s a good way to rebound from one the series’ worst episodes?  Bring back a fan-favorite who’s been missing from television for over a year and half!  I don’t know why Morph became such a popular character.  Maybe it’s because we all collectively just felt bad for him because he died so quickly into the series.  I do know that I love him, and his episodes were among the best.

“Courage” is the much teased and long-awaited comeback for Morph (now sporting brown hair for some reason) as he finally rejoins the X-Men.  Morph can’t catch a break though, for his return to the X-Men just happens to coincide with the return of the Sentinels, the mutant hunting robots responsible for his “death.”  Morph reacts predictably when confronted by his killers, which is to cower in fear and cry.  That’s okay though, he’s Morph so we forgive him and the X-Men don’t seem that upset his cowardice caused them to lose Xavier.

Turns out, Master Mold survived Xavier’s kamikaze attack in “The Final Decision.”  Sure he’s just a head now, but he’s also crazy and wants revenge.  After his Sentinels capture Xavier, the X-Men track him down but leave Morph behind.  Morph though won’t stay put and arrives in time to save the day doing awesome Morph things.

The only negative about this episode is that, in the end, it turns out to be one big tease as Morph decides he’s just not quite ready to return full-time.  Wolverine is understandably upset, as we all are, and Morph goes back into hiding until the final episode of the series.

Secrets, Not Long Buried

“Whatever It Takes” and “Xavier Remembers” are both bad episodes, but “Secrets, Not Long Buried” gets my vote as worst of the worst.  This episode is just boring.  Cyclops goes off to some mutant town in the middle of no where to give a present to his former headmaster and finds him missing.  Cyclops is the dullest member of the X-Men, and his solo adventures just don’t work very well.  I actually hate this episode, I hate everything about it.  I can’t even think of one good thing to say about it.  It sucks, don’t watch it.  Just pretend season 3 ends with “Courage.”