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Dec. 24 – Animaniacs (2020) – “How the Brain Thieved Christmas,” “Santamaniacs”

Original air date February 17, 2023.

It feels like, at this point in time, we have hit peek 90s nostalgia. I can recall when it felt like 70s nostalgia hit pretty hard and then the 80s arrived not too far after. It’s inevitable whenever a generation that spent much of their adolescence in a given decade hits adulthood. And by adulthood I mean post-grad, rank and file, done with my 20s, sort of adults. They’re usually folks with some disposable income to spend on things that take them back or they’re willing to just sink time into old TV shows. And that’s where a lot of nostalgia used to reside. Programming blocks like Nick at Nite would literally air old television shows its target audience likely enjoyed when they were younger and a whole bunch of small television stations picked up similar shows to fill their programming schedules. Now, with an abundance of television and streaming platforms, the same still takes place, but now more than ever it seems companies are turning to new content with old IPs and that’s fueled a different kind of nostalgia-boom for 90s kids.

Netflix is partly credited (blamed?) for this rise in nostalgic programming as when the platform pivoted from DVD on-demand to streamer it needed a lot more content to pad things out. And when the network found certain things were popular, it was used as a springboard into new content. That is how we ended up with a brand new Animaniacs in 2020. The old episodes were popular enough on Netflix that it convinced Steven Spielberg and Warner Bros. to explore bringing the show back. Either Netflix wasn’t interested, or they were simply outbid, because the show would come back as Hulu’s first original programming for families. The funny thing is, when Hulu made that announcement way back in 2018, a large portion of the company was owned by 20th Century Fox. Fox would famously sell that entire sect of its business to Disney in the ensuing years giving the company majority ownership of Hulu making it a de-facto Disney+ for broader audiences (and they’ll apparently be merging in 2024). Suddenly, Disney was financing a Warner cartoon, and for animation nerds that was kind of amusing. And not only was a new version of Animaniacs bound for the platform, the legacy Warner cartoons were added to Hulu where they resided for a few years before the agreement eventually expired.

I thought we weren’t going to get a Christmas special out of the reboot, but thankfully I was wrong.

Now, if you’re a regular reader of this countdown, you may be thinking “Didn’t we already do Animaniacs this year?” We did, back on the 3rd, but the recent shakeups with Warner have made me a bit uneasy. Since those classic cartoons were dropped from Hulu they’ve failed to show up elsewhere. HBO Max has become just Max and it’s been dropping shows left and right. I don’t know how long Hulu has the Animaniacs reboot for, but I assume it’s not indefinitely. Once it’s removed from Hulu it may be gone for awhile, maybe even forever. Do I want to chance that Animaniacs (2020) will be around next year? Nope, so I figured we might as well double-up on the brand this year. And since we did look at the first iteration of the show early in the countdown, it feels like a nice bookend to come back to it on Christmas Eve. Plus, this episode is more of a Pinky and the Brain episode that feels like an unofficial sequel to the fantastic A Pinky and the Brain Christmas. In short – who cares? This is worth looking at in 2023 just as it would be in any year.

The new Animaniacs is a lot like the old Animaniacs except only five of these characters came back.

If you haven’t caught up on this new version of Animaniacs, it’s essentially the same as the old, just slimmer. The original Animaniacs was an ensemble and much of that ensemble has been left in the 90s. Some of that makes sense – do we really need a Goodfellas parody or a Rainman one in 2023? Probably not. On the other hand, a character like Slappy Squirrel, who was basically a retired Golden Age character in the original show, could have worked in this show as well, but she wasn’t returned. Imagine if she had been updated to be a retired 90s toon? Or better yet, Slappy got older, but now Skippy was a 90s toon out of his era? At any rate, outside of some cameos basically the only characters brought back were the Warner siblings and Pinky and the Brain. There were a few new segments added, the most prominent being Starbox and Cindy, but that one was limited to only 5 segments across 36 episodes and was still the most frequent outside of the returning characters. Also not returning is series creator Tom Ruegger. No reason was given for it, it seems he just wasn’t asked to come back. I get the sense that Spielberg and others at the company viewed their involvement as the most important essentially slighting Ruegger in the process, be it intentionally or not. He was asked to contribute as a writer, but he turned it down claiming it felt like he was auditioning for the show he created.

Ruegger may not have come back, but the original voice cast did. Which was definitely the right move as it’s hard to imagine Yakko, Wakko, and Dot being voiced by anyone other than Rob Paulsen, Jess Harnell, and Tress MacNeille, respectively. Maurice LaMarche also returns as Brain. And I’m happy to say, that despite the 30 year lay-off, everyone sounds pretty damn great. Paulsen is a wonder as a voice actor as he’s seemingly ageless. I wasn’t surprised his Yakko sounded basically unchanged, but was floored by how he can still handle the manic Pinky with apparent ease. Harnell sounds largely the same as Wakko, while LaMarche will probably be able to execute his Orson Welles impersonation flawlessly from his deathbed. The only one who sounds different is MacNeille, but she also had the hardest task voicing the very high pitched Dot. She seems to play Dot with more of a low voice that’s closer to her natural speaking voice. Sometimes Dot would go low for emphasis in the original run, but she mostly stayed pretty high. Now, it’s more like the opposite and it’s most noticeable with the singing portions. I’m not blaming the actress for getting older or anything, it’s just something that’s likely to stand out for those who watched the show in the 90s.

These three at least came back basically unchanged.

The penultimate episode for the series is the one devoted to Christmas. Hulu originally ordered a batch of 26 episodes spread over two seasons which began airing in November of 2020. A second order was then placed for a 10 episode third season which is apparently the end for Animaniacs. A lot of these direct-to-streaming shows seem to include a Christmas episode, so I was a little surprised (and disappointed) when the first two seasons did not feature one, but at least we had the third season to pick us up. Though it did arrive in the unseasonable month of February meaning a lot of viewers have probably used this holiday season as an excuse to watch it for the first time or revisit it. The other two seasons dropped in November which would have made so much more sense. And one of them featured a Halloween episode after Halloween. Go figure.

The show begins with its version of the classic Animaniacs opening. The song is almost unchanged, but it was re-recorded by the voice actors for this one. Some lyrics have been altered, most notably Dot is no longer defined by cuteness but by her wit, they’re gender-balanced, pronoun neutral, and their careers have made comebacks! And in keeping with the holiday tradition, there’s snow falling over the opening and there’s some subtle chimes added as well. The animation is obviously no longer ink and paint, but what they created looks pretty good. This is probably as good as Animaniacs could possibly look in 2023, and the character designs are basically unchanged. They’re a little less rounded, the Warner faces are slightly off-white instead of pure white, and that’s pretty much it. For you kids reading this, these basically are your father’s Animaniacs. Credit goes to Titmouse, Inc. for making the show look as good as it does.

It’s tough to be a mouse.

After Dot discovers she’s getting “Socks a-gainy,” we go right from the title into the title card of the first segment: How the Brain Thieved Christmas. It’s obviously a Pinky and the Brain segment and basing the title off of the best Christmas special is definitely a promising start. We forego the usual Pinky and the Brain opening and jump straight into the plot. At Acme Labs, a holiday party is underway and all of the researchers are singing “Deck the Halls” and getting toasted on eggnog. The Brain is soon seen lurking behind the water cooler and he whips out a grappling hook and pulls himself towards the door to the lab and a sleeping security guard. The door is locked with a palm reader, and Brain has to struggle to lift the guard’s hand up to the scanner. When he realizes he can’t do so without assistance, he calls out “Who wants eggnog?” and the sleepy guard raises his hand in the affirmative allowing Brain to slap it on the palm reader granting him access to whatever is hidden inside.

This is going well. Too well…

As Brain enters a long corridor, we see another researcher show up in the background and promptly pass out. Clearly, by making this show direct-to-streaming it allowed them to bypass the usual censors that probably would not have allowed for such flagrant drunkenness to exist in a kid’s show. Brain makes his way to a pedestal containing some form of anti-matter that he desires. It’s basically a small, floating, ball of light and he apparently needs to extract it from its confines in a very delicate manner to avoid total annihilation. He plays it up for dramatic effect, but seals the ball in a jar with relative ease.

That Pinky, always fouling things up for The Brain!

As Brain stands and basks in his success, he ponders aloud why something hasn’t suddenly startled him to foil his plans as so often happens? On cue, Pinky emerges from basically out of no where singing very loudly his own version of “Deck the Halls,” “Check the stalls for hanky-panky. Narf-narf-narf-narf-narf, narf-narf-narf-poit!” Again, more stuff the Fox censors definitely wouldn’t have allowed. Pinky does indeed startle Brain with his singing thus causing him to drop his jar and spoil his plans for world conquest once again. Brain is understandable angry, but as he tries to articulate what Pinky has just done he fails to grasp at the words he’s looking for because Pinky (and the other lab denizens) have started singing “The Twelve Days of Christmas” which is essentially breaking Brain’s brain.

This meltdown by Brain should have probably happened long ago.

All of this leads Brain to the conclusion that Christmas is an obstacle for his ambition, and when he asks Pinky the question, “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?” Pinky gets to come back with “Yes, but where I’m going to get you – FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!…in this economy?” Brain has to correct him and inform Pinky that he must thieve Christmas, and we have our plot. I was sort of wondering how stealing Christmas was going to factor into Brain’s larger goal of global domination, and now we have our answer. We’re basically taking a night off from the usual in order to setup another quest for conquest that will have to wait until Boxing Day, at the earliest.

According to Brain, these are the best Christmas toys of all time.

We next find Brain and Pinky back in their usual spot in the lab where Pinky is enjoying a thimble full of popcorn while Brain details his plan. In order to steal Christmas, Brain intends to create a toy so popular that it will end up under every Christmas tree. On Christmas Eve, he will activate the toys which will then steal all of the presents under the tree and bring them to he where they will be destroyed. The obstacle before them is how to create a toy of such popularity? Brain then decides he must examine the most popular toys of all time: the Slinky, Silly Putty, the yo-yo, hula hoop and the fidget spinner. As he runs them all down, he demonstrates their simplicity and most also harm him in some way in the process.

This is unlikely to end well for Brain.

Brain concludes that all of these toys share three things in common: they are simple, pointless, and incredibly irritating. I’m not sure I agree on the irritating thing as I can think of a lot of toys far more irritating than these, but we’ll go with it as it leads him to the next plot point. As Brain ponders what embodies those three attributes, Pinky continues to eat his popcorn but in a very loud, irritating, manner. As Brain paces back and forth trying to devise a toy that includes all of the features he identified, he grows more and more frustrated with Pinky before eventually shouting at him to chew with his mouth closed! Pinky then chokes, gags, and spits out the popcorn in his mouth all over Brain. Brain is about to blow a gasket when he has his eureka moment and declares that Pinky is by far the most simple, pointless, and irritating thing in all existence! Pinky thinks this is a compliment and Brain gets right into the design phase of his toy.

Pinky is one confident mouse, despite what he hears from Brain.

Now, I had mentioned this episode felt a bit like a sequel to A Pinky and the Brain Christmas and this is partly why. In that episode, Brain created a doll that looked like him that was supposed to hypnotize the world into viewing him as its leader. This time, Brain is creating a Pinky doll that he’s hoping will carry out his plan. We head into a bit of a musical number featuring Brain designing the toy. It’s a bit of a pseudo-montage as the characters are going to pause to speak and make jokes during this otherwise quick passage of time. Brain is first shown drawing the toy, but has to scold Pinky for posing too seductively. We’ll also see Brain working at a sewing machine, much like the Grinch did before him, but instead of catching Pinky’s tail in the device, he picks up a ratty looking garment and discovers that Pinky is chewing on his finished work. We also get to see Brain inspecting his handiwork, but he’s irate when he finds the Pinky doll he designed has the body of a world class body builder. Pinky was apparently in charge of inserting the stuffing and Brain demands he “De-swolify” the doll immediately causing Pinky to lament “Hot Mouse Summer ended before it even started.” Pinky has become quite the sexual being in this reboot of the show.

This show has always been willing to get meta.

Brain then moves onto the programming stage. He beams the program over a modem to the first doll and tests it by asking him the fateful question, “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?” The doll returns with a “I think so, Brain, but perhaps try Javascript for my base code?” causing Brain to conclude, “Too smart.” He then makes a modification and the Pinky doll responds with, “I think so Brain, but if we evolved from monkeys how can there still be monkeys?” This is apparently too stupid and Brain gives it another try, “I think so, Brain, but didn’t we already do a Christmas-based plot in the Emmy Award-winning special A Pinky and the Brain Christmas?” Brain looks at the camera and concludes, “Too meta” following that one. And there’s the acknowledgement I needed.

At long last, the perfect plan to steal Christmas is upon us!

Frustrated and out of options, Brain unplugs the doll and does something he never expected to do: call for Pinky’s help. Pinky does as he’s told and we soon find him getting plugged into some sort of brain scanning device. Brain tells Pinky to prepare for a long, arduous, process as scanning a rodent’s brain can take months, but before he can even finish his sentence the computer beeps to indicate it’s done. Chalking that one up as a “freebie,” Brain uploads the scan of Pinky’s brain to the doll and asks it once again what he’s pondering. Both Pinky and the Pinky doll come back in unison with, “I think so, Brain, but if love is all we need then why do I still have to go to the bathroom?” Brain smiles a somewhat menacing grin and simply responds with “Yes, why indeed?” as he launches into a fit of maniacal laughter complete with lightning strikes in the background. Pinky then claims he “gets it” and starts laughing too and is soon joined by his duplicate. Brain can only stare dumbfounded so he unplugs the doll from the computer which shuts it down. Pinky looks at it a moment, then agrees that this is a good idea as Santa won’t come if they’re awake. He then wraps himself in the power cord and puts himself to sleep. Brain saunters over and declares they have a Christmas to thieve as he grabs Pinky by the snout and drags him off somewhere. We close with an iris shot of the deactivated doll ending part one of this two part story.

It’s not uncommon for a Christmas show to feature an extra long segment, but it is a bit uncommon to break it up with an intermission.

The show is going to take a break from the main plot with what could basically be described as an intermission. “Santamaniacs” is a lot like the Christmas special we looked at earlier this year. It’s a parody of A Visit from Saint Nicholas/‘Twas the Night Before Christmas and uses a narrator (Lesley Nicol) who informs us it’s the day before Christmas at the WB lot. Everyone is working because the company slashed vacation days in a bid to raise productivity. There’s not much to detail as the narrator admits it’s all boring, so we pivot to see what’s going on in the Warner Tower. There we find the Warner siblings all a snooze in their bed…at quarter past 1 in the afternoon. Yakko interrupts the narrator to explain that they’re trying to sleep as much as possible so that Christmas Day arrives faster. The narrator offers to whisper to accommodate their sleeping and Dot pops up to indicate that’s fine as long as she doesn’t get “too ASMR” with it.

Wakko sleeping with a slice of pizza is a life goal for me.

The clock then moves faster to indicate the rapid passage of time and we find the Warners waking up at the dark and early time of 2:23 AM. They spring from their beds to find…nothing under the tree. Wakko is confused as he confesses they’ve been naughty before and always got presents. Yakko adds they’ve been exceptionally less naughty of late due to the disappearance of Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink. He holds up 8x10s of both for emphasis (they weren’t brought back for this series). Dot grabs the pictures and crumples them up indicating she knows what they must do now. Wakko tries to finish her thought by suggesting they need to learn that the true meaning of Christmas isn’t presents, but love, generosity, and good will to all. Yakko and Dot stare at each other a moment with confused expressions before all three Warner siblings collapse in a fit of laughter indicating that Wakko’s suggestion is preposterous and meant as a joke. Dot then decides to get serious and informs her brothers that they’re going to go annoy Santa until he gives them presents.

No toys under your tree? Thankfully, the Warners are on it!

Stuffing themselves into an envelope, the Warners mail themselves to the North Pole with tremendous speed and arrive at Santa’s work shop. There they find a mailbox overflowing with letters that are apparently being ignored. They knock on the door of the home and a gruff voice inside tells them to go away unless they’re the mailman with his reindeer wee-wee pads. Dot wonders what’s stuck up his chimney as the three peer in to investigate. There they find a Santa (John DiMaggio) that’s absolutely jacked and downing peppermint whey protein shakes to generic sounding heavy metal music. The room is being heated by burning Christmas letters, but as Santa sits down to read from an old man magazine, he soon finds himself accosted by the relentless Warner siblings.

That is not a body that eats nothing but milk and cookies.

They go through a “better not pout,” routine ending with Dot asking if he wants to tell them why he’s about to cry? He relents and tells them he’s basically depressed because for centuries he puts in all of this work, but gets nothing but complaints in return. He dumps a bag of letters on the Warners for emphasis as he rattles off some of the complaints he gets. When Dot points out they’re just the complaints of dumb, entitled, kids he responds with “That last one was from you!” He’s done, but when Wakko asks who is going to deliver all of those presents (an elf peeking from behind the door to the work shop proper closes it in a creepy sort of way) the big man just mutters “I don’t know. Why don’t you do it?”

He must go through lots of reindeer.

The Warners look at themselves for a second and then Yakko decides to use this opportunity to launch into a song. The premise of which is that without Santa’s magic they couldn’t possibly hope to accomplish what he does in a single night. Yakko, through song, points out how long it would take to travel around the world and points out they’d need to move at 12 miles per second which would obliterate the reindeer’s bodies in the process. As he sings, he loads Santa into a sleigh and they all fly as the lead reindeer’s nose catches fire. There’s only five reindeer, which is a damn shame.

Now that’s a body that eats mostly milk and cookies.

There’s a break in the song where Santa resumes sitting in his chair and tells the Warners that exploding reindeer is a risk he’s willing to take. We then get a callback to the wee-wee pad remark as Prancer is fixing to piss all over Santa’s tree and he has to jump up to stop him from doing so (I realize the reindeer are supposed to be female, but he was clearly about to pee like a male dog would). Wakko then takes over song duties from his brother and his portion of the song is focused on all of the milk and cookies they’d have to consume throughout the night. The end result of such a caloric intake would make them larger, and denser, than the sun and would destroy the Earth itself. That doesn’t seem possible since the milk, cookies, and the Warners have to exist at the same time to begin with and matter can neither be created nor destroyed, but I’m probably thinking about this too much.

I bet you didn’t expect to see these guys here.

Santa then concedes they may have a point, but he’s not allowed to come around just yet because Dot still has to sing her part! She hops on his lap and goes into her part which concerns trying to figure out which kids were naughty and which were nice. She concludes they would need to create a system of mass surveillance, but the load would be intense since 5 moms give birth per second in the world. She determines this whole thing would run afoul with the FBI and they’d likely wind-up with an elf version of Edward Snowden who would find asylum in Russia and the Warners would land in prison making their conclusion “We could try to do it Santa, but we’re not the NSA!” It ends with the Warners now in festive Christmas attire singing in front of a massive Christmas tree with dancing elves, presents, and agents in reindeer costumes.

They do like their big musical numbers.

The top of the tree opens up and presents start blasting out which land all around Santa standing in front of the remnants of his home. Apparently, the events of the song destroyed it at some point. Santa then asks the Warners if he agrees to deliver the presents will the three of them shut up? Yakko offers no promises, then adds they need a ride home. Santa pulls a lever causing a large pedestal to arise from the ground with his sleigh atop it. The Warners cheer and run for it as Santa drags behind them. The narrator returns to wrap the story up and in the process lets us know (through rhyme) that Prancer still needs to pee. They take to the sky and we get ourselves a Santa moon shot while an “S” searchlight shines overhead. The narrator sets Santa up for the fateful closing line of the poem, but he goes off-script with a “Happy Christmas to all and will you three stop singing?!”

Pinky loves himself some Pinky. Brain should probably give them space.

Thus ends “Santamaniacs” returning us to “How the Brain Thieved Christmas.” A massive assembly line is underway assembling Poity Pinky dolls for consumption. Pinky tries to convince Brain to let him keep one for himself, but Brain just takes the box from Pinky and chucks it down a chute while the doll, and rat, declare they’ll never forget “me.” This cuts to a news broadcast and it would appear that Brain did succeed in creating a toy that everyone wants. And it’s in such demand that the reporter (Kimberly Brooks) on TV gets jumped because she happens to be holding one of the dolls.

Brain is very Mr. Burns-like in some of these shots.

Brain is mighty pleased at what’s unfolding. He goes into his own rendition of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, which feels a bit redundant after the last segment if I’m being honest. His version is just to setup the realization that 122 million of his inventions are stirring this night ready for action. He holds a remote control to the heavens and sends out the signal, presumably to the other side of the world where Christmas has already settled under the tree. The dolls rise out of their boxes like zombies and begin stealing everything in sight to the sound of “Dance of The Sugar Plum Fairy.” One doll is spotted by a toddler, a very poor one it would seem since her tree makes Charlie Brown’s look nice, and when she asks “Santa?” it almost ruins the whole thing as the doll starts looking for the jolly, old, elf, but another blast from the remote and it resumes its mission.

The plan is working, but something has to go wrong, right?

A whole army of dolls are marching on ACME Labs and Brain is looking on with glee. He gets to parody the Grinch now with, “All those fools soundly slept while their gifts, I retrieved. Hark, Pinky! They’re about to learn Christmas is thieved!” He looks at his partner rather smugly and waits for the reception. You can probably guess how this is going to go. At a nearby tree, not unlike the one erected in Who-Ville, a little girl approaches. To the cries of people (Kari Wahlgren, Danny Jacobs) realizing Christmas was stolen, the girl begins to sing “Silent Night.” Pinky declares this to be his favorite carol while Brain looks on curiously. He opines that this could be bad if it leads to some anti-commercialism sing-a-long, but the shouts of others witnessing this act of “It’s choir or bust for me,” gives Brain some confidence that this will go no where. Of course, then the girl is joined by another – Pinky!

Brain should have foreseen this problem, it’s exactly what foiled the Grinch!

With both Pinky and the girl singing, Brain looks a bit concerned. Then he spies the Poity Pinky dolls returning and a smile spreads across his face. With the dolls there to destroy what has been thieved the singing will be rendered moot. As the dolls approach a burning furnace, they hear the singing, and since they’re all copies of Pinky, they can’t resist. Despite the protests of The Brain, the dolls all stop what they’re doing and run to join in on the sing-a-long. All Brain can do is watch as soon other people join in. His attempt at thieving Christmas went as well for him as it did for the green guy. “I stole all of their presents. I robbed them of cheer! I ruined the happiest day of the year! But now thanks to Pinky’s pig-ignorant brain, they’re caroling louder, and Christmas still came!”

I feel like we’ve been here before.

Brain starts angrily disposing of the gifts himself. As he does, he makes mention of the name on the gift and basically taunts the poor kid as he burns their desires away. He then gets to one that is to “The Brain.” Brain pauses and mutters it’s probably another mug with Pinky’s face on it, but his curiosity gets the best of him and he opens it up. It’s not, and instead Brain is shocked to find a perfectly stable particle of antimatter, the very same he destroyed at the beginning of the story. It’s a gesture that moves the mouse to tears.

Ah yes, even Brain is not impervious to the Christmas Spirit.

As the song outside builds to a climax, Brain approaches. Pinky encourages him to “Bring us home, Brain!” He seems a bit reluctant for a moment, but then belts out “Sleep in heavenly peace!” much to the delight of Pinky. The rest of the crowd seems confused, but then cheer alongside Pinky and we get a quick glimpse at a swole Pointy Pinky doll that apparently made it through production. This story isn’t over yet though as Brain needs to do as the Grinch and give back all of the presents. He pulls out his remote and activates it. A rumbling can be heard, and then a massive, robot, sleigh bursts through the walls of ACME Labs overflowing with presents. Little robot arms pop out and start tossing presents to the onlookers, some more forceful than necessary, causing Pinky to declare this the best Christmas ever! He credits that to Brain, but Brain corrects him and says it’s thanks to Pinky. As Pinky embraces Brain, it’s time for him to get his present. A taped-up box drops from the sleigh and Pinky approaches it with nervous energy. He unwraps it to find – what else? – his very own Poity Pinky doll!

Well, Brain, better luck next year.

Brain then decides to share what he’s learned this Christmas, but as he does we see the sleigh has gone haywire and people are running from it screaming. Brain starts to tell Pinky that he’s shared something with him, but the doll he just gifted Pinky bursts from the box and interrupts him causing him to drop his container of antimatter. It shatters upon the ground and is, once again, lost to Brain. The Pinky dolls all break out into song once again, and it’s the same version of “Deck the Halls” concerning hanky-panky in the bathroom. Brain looks positively dejected, but he turns it around quick. Declaring that it wouldn’t be the holidays without depression and feelings of hopelessness, he commands Pinky to return with him to the lab in preparation for tomorrow night. When Pinky and the dolls ask what they’re going to do tomorrow night, Brain responds, “The same thing we do every Boxing Day, Pinkies. Overdo it on the nog before it expires, and then try to take over the world!” Pinky and his buddy laugh as they skip along behind Brain while we get to see a legless doll crawling after them through the snow with “Happy Holidays” written in spent oil behind it.

Quite possibly the most unsettling “Happy Holidays” I’ve ever seen.

And so ends this episode of Animaniacs which is perhaps the last holiday episode any of these characters will be a part of. The third season ends with the following episode and as of right now there are no plans for a fourth. It’s likely this is the last of this version of Animaniacs and if another is to come about it’s probably far off and likely to be a true reboot with an all new cast and creative staff. And if that is the case, at least the original group had a nice send-off as the new version of the show was pretty good!

It’s Pinky. It’s Brain. It’s Christmas. It worked so well before that I’m not surprised to see them try it again.

As for this holiday episode, it’s fine, but lives in the shadow of A Pinky and the Brain Christmas. That is one of the best Christmas specials produced so it’s not like it’s a true negative for this one to not be as good. I was surprised at the similar plot though, but that was clearly intentional as a bit of an in-joke. I do think it was a mistake to have Brain once again find the Christmas spirit via a gift from Pinky. It just doesn’t land with any real emotional impact the second time around. I’m curious how it would play to someone who never saw the original special, but I’m guessing it still comes up a bit short because it just isn’t setup in a sincere fashion. We know it’s coming because we’re watching a Grinch parody so there’s no surprise here, no gut punch, no feels.

This one does deliver a moon shot, though with only five reindeer.

That doesn’t mean the special is a failure, because it most certainly is not. Instead, this one succeeds as a comedy. Just a straight-forward satirical takedown of Christmas. It doesn’t quite set its fangs into the holiday, but it pokes fun at its expense. The middle segment starring the Warners is solid, but I did think the musical number felt flat. The idea was good, and the animation that accompanied it was entertaining, but the song itself lacked the usual polish the show is known for. It lacked a fun melody and as a result the actors felt like they were just reading off a piece of paper. Were the song’s lyrics too complex? Perhaps, but it’s not up to the show’s usual standards.

Pinky is terrific in this one. Hopefully he got that Hot Mouse Summer he was dreaming of.

It’s a relatively minor critique as the gags still functioned well in telling the story. I’m not sure why Santa was some buff dude as it appeared to be a gag that only existed to subvert expectations that didn’t add any layers. I did enjoy the more “adult” situations and jokes like Pinky’s song about sex in a bathroom stall, his desire to be seductive, and his affection for muscular mice. I guess I just really liked all of the Pinky stuff.

I hope all who read this are as happy on Christmas morning as Pinky.

This one may not be as good as A Pinky and the Brain Christmas, but it holds up very well compared to the other Animaniacs Christmas episodes. I’d even entertain an argument that it’s the best one. And if you want to check it out for yourself you can find it on Hulu. It’s also available for rent and purchase via other means if you don’t want to sign up for the service, it’s just too bad the older series isn’t still on there. And if you can’t tell, I think you should! Especially if you’ve ever considered yourself an Animaniacs fan.

Can’t wait until tomorrow for more Christmas? Check out what we had to say on this day last year and beyond:

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2021 marked an important anniversary in animation: Shrek turned 20. The animated film from DreamWorks is credited as really helping to launch the company as a viable competitor to Disney’s Pixar. Prior to Shrek, DreamWorks had found success at the box office with Antz and Chicken Run, but Shrek was the first to really explode…

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Dec. 24 – The SpongeBob Christmas Special

When I listed out the best Christmas specials over a week ago, I included the stop-motion A SpongeBob Christmas. And I stand by that as that special is pretty great. Before there was A SpongeBob Christmas, there was The SpongeBob Christmas Special. Confused? Well, there are only so many ways to title a Christmas special.…

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Dec. 15 – Animaniacs – “A Christmas Plotz”

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Original air date December 6, 1993

It’s rare when you encounter a cartoon series that has back-to-back episodes dedicated to Christmas, but that happened with the first season of Animaniacs. If you’re not familiar with the show, Animaniacs is essentially the spiritual successor to Tiny Toon Adventures as another Steven Spielberg presented cartoon series. It, even more so than Tiny Toons, draws inspiration from the golden era of cartoons when guys like Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and Friz Freleng were making audiences laugh at the movie theater. The series is a cartoon variety show with the main characters consisting of the fictional Warner brothers and Warner sister:  Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. It paired them up with many other newcomers like Slappy Squirrel, The Goodfeathers, and perhaps most famously the duo of Pinky and the Brain.

 

Animaniacs premiered on the Fox Kids network in the fall of 1993 and anchored Fox’s weekday afternoon lineup. Perhaps that’s why the producers and writers felt like they had room for multiple Christmas episodes. They aired back-to-back with a week of reruns in between with this one airing on December 6, 1993 and they were the last new episodes of the show to debut in 1993. Reruns took the Warners and Co. the rest of the way with new episodes premiering in 1994. Like a lot of Fox programs, the initial season was a direct to syndication order of 65 episodes with supplemental seasons tacked on. The show ran until 1998, finishing up on Kids’ WB after 99 episodes, and was followed by a direct-to-video movie, Wakko’s Wish, which is coincidentally a Christmas affair. It seems odd that the show wasn’t given one additional episode to get it to 100, an achievement it certainly deserved, but maybe that’s why Wakko’s Wish exists.

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Want to make an episode feel special? Just dress-up the opening credits a bit.

Animaniacs mixes a lot of slapstick humor with satire of celebrity culture. There’s numerous musical segments, honestly more than I remembered when I went back and watched it, and lots of micro segments which many fans probably recall fondly. I’m speaking of the Good Idea/Bad Idea stuff or that little kid who likes to talk about some other person named Randy. It also poked fun at broadcast standards via the Wheel of Morality and is also quite notable for slipping a few risqué jokes past the censors (Finger Prince?). It wasn’t a cheap show and often featured some of the best animation and musical numbers on television. It feels like a show that couldn’t exist today because of this, but Hulu is reportedly bringing the show back in 2020. It remains to be seen what the show will look and sound like, but most of the original cast is back onboard and it’s hard to imagine Amblin Entertainment allowing the show to look worse than it did 20 years ago.

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What’s better than dressing up the opening title sequence? Adding an homage to the old CBS Special Presentation bumper! Gets me every time.

The very first segment of the first Christmas themed episode is the one we’re looking at today:  A Christmas Plotz. Plotz refers to the name of the fictional CEO of the Warner Bros. Company Thaddeus Plotz (Frank Welker). He is ostensibly the one responsible for ordering the Warners be locked away in their tower, as detailed during the show’s infectious opening. He’s a miserable old miser, so you can probably see where this is going. Can Animaniacs do a worthwhile parody of A Christmas Carol, or is this yet another forgettable retread? Let’s find out.

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Warner Studios all ready for Christmas.

The episode begins with the fake news reel explaining the origins of the Warner Bros. Yakko (Rob Paulsen), Wakko (Jess Harnell) and their sister Dot (Tress MacNeille) were classic cartoon characters deemed too zany and crazy to exist. Their cartoons were blacklisted and they were sealed away, along with the Warners themselves, in the studio’s water tower. This news reel begins many episodes of the show, but this time it’s presented with snowflakes falling all around. These snowflakes carry over into the opening title sequence and I do love when shows dress-up their opening credits for Christmas! The Steven Spielberg cartoons were frequent contributors to such.

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Thaddeus Plotz is a man in need of some Christmas spirit.

When that business concludes, we begin the show. It’s Christmas time at the Warner Studios lot and some carolers are cheerily singing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.” In his office, Thaddeus Plotz is not enjoying the festive singing. He opens his window to scream at them and fling fruit cake as well. It seems his subordinates all give him fruit cake at this time of year, even though he hates it (doesn’t everybody?). As he returns to his desk, his security guard Ralph (Welker) enters the office. Plotz instructs him not to sit down as this won’t take long, but Ralph interrupts him by going into a little prepared speech. It seems he expects this meeting to end with him receiving his Christmas bonus, and he thanks Mr. Plotz for letting him work there and presents him with yet another fruit cake. Ralph is the classic dumb guy cartoon archetype. He frequently starts sentences with “Ahh,” or “Duhh,” and adds random plurals onto certain words thus making him immediately sympathetic, which is important for what follows.

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This image makes me feel genuinely crushed.

When Ralph finishes his little speech and presents Plotz with the fruit cake the old man is able to put on a happy face briefly despite his disgust. He then holds up a line graph which apparently details rising costs directly tied to the damage caused by the Warners. It’s Ralph’s job to keep them in line, and he’s failed miserably. Plotz fires him on the spot, then wishes him a sincere-sounding Merry Christmas. As Ralph’s eyes well-up with tears, he slumps his shoulders and walks out.

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This one features a Slappy cameo, but sadly she’s the only one.

That night, Plotz is still busy in his office with budgetary matters. He’s recording a voice memo in which he mentions that in order to cut costs employees will soon be expected to provide their own toilet paper. As he finishes up, an apparition appears before him. It’s Slappy Squirrel (Sherri Stoner) in the Jacob Marley role. She’s mostly transparent and blueish with chains draped over her and isn’t particularly happy to be there. When a frightened Plotz demands to know why she’s here, she pulls out a notebook and reads her lines about him being visited by three ghosts. When he asks why, she tells him she doesn’t know as she lost the rest of the script. She then marches out of there grumbling about how she’s doing this for scale and remarks that she needs a new agent.

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Bring on the ghosts! First up is Wakko as the Ghost of Christmas Past.

With Slappy gone, Plotz thinks he hallucinated her due to working too hard. He drinks some water and then the phone on his desk begins to ring. He answers it and a spectral Wakko pops out of the receiver. He’s mostly blue save for his red nose and hat. He’s also dressed in a manner similar to the classic interpretation of Tiny Tim and immediately goes into a little musical number about taking a trip back to the past to see how Plotz got here. He sets up a little movie theater for the two and finishes his song with a kiss. The reel-to-reel projector is fired up as Wakko enjoys some popcorn and we’re taken to our first scene of the past.

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This is a pretty on-brand way for Wakko to present the past to Plotz.

It’s the birth of Thaddeus Plotz! His mother (Nancy Linari) is resting comfortably and seems quite content with her new babe, but then the doctor brings her the bill and little Thaddeus jumps up in anger. He’s still ticked about the whole spanking of the bum thing by the doc and informs him that he’ll be hearing from his lawyers. We’re then shown a five-year-old Plotz as he confronts a mall Santa surrounded by said attorneys to make his annual demands of St. Nick. He expects many gifts, including a horse, and Santa seems bewildered. The Plotz of the present then informs us he was gifted a pony that year and he still seems ticked off by it. Plotz demands this farce end, but Wakko then shows him another vision of the past, one he promises is the worst. This time he’s an adult and seated behind his current desk. He’s telling an old man (Maurice LaMarche) his services are no longer needed, despite him begging to be allowed to keep his job. That old man was his dad, and Plotz still sees nothing wrong with usurping the company from his old man as he allowed him to keep his medical benefits.

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You just knew they would utilize the present pun. Dot even feels the need to draw attention to it by pointing it out.

Wakko and his accessories then vanish as Plotz returns to his desk once again questioning if what he just saw was real or not. He sits down at his desk and blames his vision on bad cocktail weenies (because that food was considered inherently funny in the 90s, like cheese) when he notices a large present on his desk. He thinks it’s going to be another fruitcake, but a spectral Dot pops out dressed in old-timey clothes and demands to know who he’s calling a fruitcake. She also points out the pun of her being the Ghost of Christmas Present and popping out of a present. She too has a little song to sing, and as she kicks away the nameplate on Plotz’s desk we can see his own name was misspelled on it (Thadius), though I don’t think that’s a joke just an animation goof.

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Well, at least they’re happy.

Dot takes Plotz to a trailer park, and I bet you can guess who lives here. It’s the home of the recently fired Ralph who is seated in an easy chair trying to calm his son (Paulsen) who is irate with Plotz for firing his dad. He assures the boy that everything will be okay. The pair are summoned to dinner and we get to meet Mrs. Ralph who inexplicably looks and sounds exactly like her husband. Their kid seems well-adjusted and perfectly fine though, so he apparently hasn’t been ravaged by his incestuous origin. Mrs. Ralph is serving what they can afford for Christmas dinner:  Turkey Jell-O. It looks pretty terrible, but Ralph is excited to eat it while little Ralph Jr. is decidedly not happy about this current situation. He claims to the camera he’s adopted, and we believe him, and vows to get even with Mr. Plotz some day.

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And Yakko makes three.

Plotz is a bit unnerved by Ralph Jr’s hatred of him and wants out. He soon finds himself back in his office. He’s apparently accepted the reality of this evening as he’s now concerned about the arrival of the third ghost. The clock striking midnight and a thunderstorm brewing outside seem to spook him as he tries to call for security, forgetting momentarily that Ralph was security. He then tries to leave, but finds the door locked. Turning around, he screams when he sees the third ghost. A being resembling the Grim Reaper approaches, sickle and all. It pins him to the door and says his name in a deep, hollow, voice as it extends a boney finger towards Plotz’s throat.

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Yakko’s song and dance number is certainly elaborate, but is it funny? Eh…

Yakko then emerges from the robes to announce he’s the Ghost of Christmas Future. He ditches the spooky stuff and sports a tuxedo as he goes into an elaborate song and dance routine announcing his arrival and intentions. It’s complete with female dancers (voiced by Carol Lombard, Kimberly Fligsten, Brianne Lepon, and Sara Ford) which Yakko hits on mercilessly while Plotz is dragged around and forced to keep pace. Yakko slips in insults here and there while Plotz drops his fear for a minute to just get angry and annoyed. The presence of the women allow Yakko to work in his “Hello, nurse” catchphrase, and the whole thing ends with Yakko tossing Plotz off of the magical stairs that appeared to land in an armchair. I do not know if this song is a direct parody of anything, but Yakko does go into a brief Groucho bit for a moment.

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I wonder who that guy could be?

With both Yakko and Plotz seated comfortably, Plotz looks around and realizes they’re still in his office. Only now it’s not his office. Yakko directs Plotz’s attention to the new man in charge, an angry guy with a huge, bald, head. He’s yelling about Urkel looking ridiculous with his pants pulled up so high at his age as he’s on the phone with someone. He slams it down and returns to his work and Yakko points out to Plotz that this man is actually Ralph Jr. all grown up. It seems he did get his revenge on Plotz, as we soon find out his fate. Unlike Scrooge, Plotz is still alive in this future, but he has suffered a fate worse than death. He’s been made the new Ralph and tasked with keeping the Warners in line. He looks mostly the same, only he has an unkempt mane of gray hair and his eyes are a bit sunken looking.

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Old man Plotz is forced to try and keep pace with the Warners. It’s actually pretty impressive a man of his age can do this much.

Plotz is horrified by the sight, and it only gets worse. The Warners then show up to taunt him, and as he chases after them with a net Ralph Jr. emerges from his window to call down to him. He admonishes him for not catching them, and when Plotz informs Ralph that they’re too fast, he unceremoniously fires the old man punctuating it with a cheerful “Merry Christmas,” just as he did to his father years ago. The future Plotz walks away disheartened, while present Plotz begins to pout and cry.

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The ghosts may be done, but the Warners still have a role to play.

Plotz soon realizes he’s back in his office. It’s Christmas morning, and now he has his chance for atonement. He kisses his desk when he realizes where he is and races over to the window. He goes into the usual routine as he calls out to some kids asking what day it is. It’s the Warners in their holiday threads, only now they’re not blue ghosts. They tell him it’s Christmas Day, and Dot remarks to the camera how he’s not too bright. Plotz then throws down a sack of money and tells them to go buy the biggest fruit cake they can find and deliver it to Ralph’s house. He even tells them to keep the change. Wakko declares that they’re rich and the trio grab the money and run.

 

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Plotz never really atones for his mistake, he just tries to cover it up.

At Ralph’s trailer, the whole place is bouncing up and down with Christmas cheer. The family is singing around their 8″ tall tree when a knock at the door disturbs their celebration. Ralph Jr. answers it to find it’s Plotz armed with a stack of presents. He barges in and demands to know why he’s hearing that Ralph left the studio. A confused Ralph points out that he fired him, but Plotz corrects him by saying he inspires him! He then charms Mrs. Ralph, before turning his attention to Ralph Jr. He begs the boy not to take over the studio, and then tries to bribe him with a pony. The kid demands a horse instead and Plotz makes an expression that basically says, “I deserved that.”

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Grovel, you swine!

Another knock at the door gets Plotz’s attention and he opens it to find the Warners. They tell him they brought the fruit cake and an excited Plotz races outside wanting to know where it is. They tell him they got the biggest they could find, and they weren’t kidding. A helicopter delivers a massive fruit cake, and drops the two-story monstrosity right on top of Plotz. His feet stick out from under it and all we can hear is unintelligible ranting. The Warners jump on top armed with spoons and assure him they can have him out by Easter. Wakko then wishes us all a merry Christmas as the sound of Christmas bells take us out of the segment.

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A fitting punishment for a lifetime of dickish behavior.

And that’s it for “A Christmas Plotz.” It’s followed by a musical number based on The Little Drummer Boy in which the Warners assume the role of the drummer and lead us through a fairly straight interpretation of the tale. It’s not particularly memorable, but if you like your Christmas with a side of Jesus then it’s probably right up your alley.

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The Warners get the last word, per usual.

“A Christmas Plotz” is pretty entertaining, as most cartoons starring the Warners tend to be. It’s a bit disappointing that a show as creative as Animaniacs went in this direction though as it didn’t really bring anything new to the table. It’s a pretty faithful adaptation of the old story truncated to 12 minutes or so and punctuated with jokes. The jokes are fairly easy, but still humorous. It’s still fair to question whether or not we ever needed Animaniacs to go this route. An original Christmas story would have been preferable, but obviously more work. I suppose I’m glad the Warners were thrust into the ghost role as opposed to that of the Cratchits. Maybe another holiday parody would have worked better? The slapstick nature of Home Alone would have lent itself well to the show, or maybe just have the Warners run wild through Santa’s workshop? A Christmas Carol parody is the lowest rung on the holiday special ladder, and I just can’t help but feel that this show is better than this. At least this show looks great as this particular episode was entirely animated by the renowned TMS Entertainment. Episodes of this show really don’t come any better in terms of looks than what you’ll see here.

img_0461Thankfully, if you want to spend the holidays with the cast of Animaniacs you have other options. There’s the episode that follows this which is less cohesive, but pretty fun. There’s also a Christmas cartoon starring Slappy featured in the penultimate episode of the show that’s fodder for a future countdown. And there’s also the previously mentioned Wakko’s Wish if you want to spend an even longer amount of time with the gang at Christmas. That feature has the added appeal of making use of the full ensemble so it’s a bit like a celebration or grand finale for the show. If you’re really into the show though, you’ll probably just want to watch all of them. And if so, don’t forget the excellent Pinky and the Brain holiday special!

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This cartoon is fine, but the episode that follows makes better use of the entire cast making it my preferred Christmas episode of the two.

If you do indeed wish to invest some of your Christmas viewing time into Animaniacs then it’s pretty easy to do so. The entire show is available to purchase on physical media or through digital means. By far, the easiest way though is via Hulu which has the entire series plus the movie on it. It also has other Spielberg cartoons so you can really indulge in some 90s animation and basically all of them feature a Christmas special or two. There’s certainly room for Animaniacs at Christmas time, so hopefully you find an episode that works for you.


Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

220px-Movie_poster_who_framed_roger_rabbitNormally, I don’t like doubling-up on posts in a single day on this blog, and ever since last fall Friday has belonged to Batman. Well, I’m breaking my own self-imposed rule today, but it’s for a very good reason. Today is the 30th anniversary of the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. On this day in 1988, the then most expensive movie in film history was released to the general public with a lot of buzz and a lot of trepidation. It was a collaborative effort between some of Hollywood’s hottest names; Steven Spielberg, Robert Zemeckis, and Walt Disney Studios. Adapted from the Gary Wolf novel Who Censored Roger Rabbit?, there was a lot of fear that the movie would be too “out there” for a general audience. So uncertain about how the film was to be received, actress Kathleen Turner, who voiced Jessica Rabbit, declined to be credited for her role in the film. There was some fear this thing would be received about as well as Howard the Duck, a notorious flop at the time, but it ended up being so much more.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is the story of a rabbit named Roger (voiced by Charlie Fleischer) who is framed for a murder he did not commit. Aside from the fact that he’s a rabbit, the plot sounds rather pedestrian at face value. What sets the film apart is its world and the world it shares with the “real world.” Roger Rabbit is a toon. He is a literal cartoon character. In the world created by this work of fiction, cartoons are just as real as you and me. They go to work, make cartoons, and go home. The toons behave like golden era cartoons – they’re wacky, prone to accidents, and always on the lookout for a laugh. At one point in the film, Roger is handcuffed and needs to get himself out. He ends up simply removing his hand from the cuff at one point, then putting it back. When his partner, Eddie, notices and gets furious with him for not just doing that to begin with, Roger explains he could only remove his hand when it was funny.

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Bob Hoskins stars alongside Robert as private eye Eddie Valiant.

Roger works for R.K. Maroon (Alan Tilvern) and is a star of Maroon Cartoons. Set in 1947, the film basically takes place during the waning days of the animated cartoon short. He is married to the impossibly attractive Jessica Rabbit, a buxom, hourglass figured toon who more or less resembles a human. The film starts out with Roger stressed out because there are rumors that Jessica has been up to no good with another man. Maroon wants private investigator Eddie Valiant (Bob Hoskins) to do some digging to help his star out. The problem is, Eddie hates toons, but he loves money more. Eddie takes the job, and finds out that Jessica has actually been playing pat-a-cake with Marvin Acme (Stubby Kaye), the owner of Toon Town. When shown the images of his wife playing such a lurid game with another man, Roger goes off the deep end and is plunged into a depression (pat-a-cake is serious business to a toon, apparently). Then things take a dark turn when Marvin Acme turns up dead, and Roger is suspect number 1. Roger proclaims his innocence to Eddie, and Eddie is forced to decide if he wants to help out the incredibly annoying, but likely innocent, Roger or just walk away from the whole thing.

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Even humans are drawn to Jessica Rabbit.

The story unfolds like a classic mystery. You have the gruff detective, the innocent victim, and the femme fatale. Of course, nothing is ever truly what it seems. Shadowing the protagonists is the villainous Judge Doom (Christopher Lloyd) who too seems to have a hatred for toons. Eddie and Roger are going to have to do some sleuthing, and even take a trip to Toon Town where all of the toons reside, in order to solve this case.

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Roger’s co-star, Baby Herman, is used sparingly, but he’s a scene-stealer.

The story is admittedly fairly simple. The character of Jessica Rabbit is the most intriguing, and not because of her figure, but because she is a femme fatale done well. She possesses an air of mystery and uncertainty, the fact that she is apparently the most attractive toon and is attached to the rather goofy Roger helps to play this up. What truly sets Who Framed Roger Rabbit apart is the presentation. Live actors mix with cartoon ones in truly spectacular ways. We’ve seen this before from Walt Disney with the likes of Mary Poppins and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, but not on this level. Those films merely feature a few sequences of cartoons and actors co-mingling, where as Who Framed Roger Rabbit is built around that dynamic, and it looks spectacular! When Eddie rides along in the toon cab, Benny, he looks like he’s really riding in it. When he wields a toon gun, it’s convincing. And the world of Toon Town is especially marvelous to look at with its impossible architecture and lavish color scheme. The movie is so visually stimulating that you could watch it in mute and still enjoy it.

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Christopher Lloyd is appropriately sinister as Judge Doom.

Even with the flashy presentation, the film still needed true chemistry between its real-life lead Eddie, and it’s toon co-lead Roger. Hoskins is fantastic at playing the straight-man Eddie. He takes everything seriously and has explosive reactions to all of the nonsense around him, but not in such a manner that would break the film. Helping to make sure he was able to form good chemistry with Roger, voice actor Charlie Fleischer dressed up as the character and would voice it off-camera. Seth McFarlane utilized a similar method when filming the more recent Ted to similar effect. I suppose it’s impossible to say if this truly worked or did not, but the results speak for themselves.

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Eddie and Roger go for a ride in Benny the Cab.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a unique looking film that was impossible to ignore when it was released, but it was still relying on a lead that had never been seen before in Roger. That’s why to help spruce up the film, Spielberg and Zemeckis wanted to make sure that Roger’s world was inhabited by recognizable cartoon characters. That ended up being the film’s strongest selling point as it promised, for the first time ever, that characters from both Disney and Warner Bros. would share scenes together. This leads to the wild team-up between Donald Duck (Tony Anselmo, with some archivable Clarence Nash) and Daffy Duck (Mel Blanc, in one of his last performances) who have a dueling pianos scene where the more outlandish Daffy seems to get on Donald’s nerves more and more as the scene goes on. Mickey Mouse (Wayne Allwine) and Bugs Bunny (Blanc) also get to share a brief scene, which contains an easter egg of Bugs flipping Mickey the bird (apparently, Disney was a bit of a pain to work with concerning how the characters could be portrayed and this was one way for the animators to have a little fun at their expense). Those represent the biggest cameos, but there are many, many more throughout the film from both companies, both major and minor. Part of the fun of watching the film is looking out for them and there’s always a chance that on re-watch you’ll see another you may have missed.

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Toon Town is a rather chaotic place.

There are so many things to pick out of Who Framed Roger Rabbit that it’s way too much for me to cover here. Suffice to say, if you’ve never seen this baby then you owe it to yourself to check it out. Much of the effects still stand up today, and much of the credit is owed to animation director Richard Williams. The toons are two-dimensional, but a lot of effort is made to make sure they look like they’re really inhabiting this world in the manner in which lighting is utilized and how often the camera moves. Working on this film must have been exhausting, but oh so rewarding in the end. Due to the nature of the license rights, the complexity of it shots, and incredible of expense of animating over live-action, a sequel has never truly got off the ground. Author Gary West has returned to the character for his novels, and Disney and Spielberg would probably both love to cash-in on the brand, but there are just too many hurdles to clear. Zemeckis has campaigned for a sequel on multiple occasions, but he’s been less vocal about it in recent years. Additional Maroon Cartoon shorts of Roger Rabbit were produced after the film, but even that was a touchy subject as Spielberg wanted to run them alongside his films while Disney wanted them for theirs. And supposedly Disney wanted to create a television show starring Roger Rabbit for their Disney Afternoon block, but Spielberg who was working on televised cartoons of his own (Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, etc) wouldn’t allow Roger to be utilized forcing Disney to create the character Bonkers the Bobcat. Roger has at least been allowed to live on in Disneyland’s Toon Town where he still has a dark ride to this day. Given that Disney has been replacing a lot of older dark rides to make way for more current franchises, one has to wonder if Roger’s days there could be numbered.

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One of the more character-packed shots in the whole film.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is likely one of the most popular and successful films to never get a sequel. It took in around $330M in 1988 dollars, a pretty substantial haul, which more than covered its estimated $50M cost. Its story and presentation are both timeless and also proof that Tex Avery styled humor and gags may never truly go out of style. The rather manic Roger Rabbit can appear off-putting to some, especially younger folks who may not have grown up on Looney Tunes, but apprehensions tend to fade away once the movie really gets going. I’ve introduced this film to a few people that weren’t enthusiastic about giving it a shot, only to see them won over in short order. It’s really one of the best things the Walt Disney Company has ever produced, even if it was released on their Touchstone label. I know it’s a Friday, but if you don’t have plans tonight, you could do a lot worse than settling in on the couch with your favorite snack and beverage for a showing of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


Dec. 17 – It’s A Wonderful Tiny Toons Christmas Special

IAWTTCS-TCOn December 6, 1992, Tiny Toon Adventures aired its series finale, a Christmas special. After three seasons it was time to move on to spin-offs, additional specials, and new shows. It’s interesting because this episode deals with the show getting cancelled in a hypothetical way. It’s also a parody of It’s A Wonderful Life which means I’m loathe to watch it, but here goes nothing.

The episode opens with its typical opening – but wait! It’s all dressed up for Christmas and even the lyrics have been changed to reflect that. This I like. Once the episode starts, it gets right down to the parody nature with shots of various characters from the exterior of their homes praying to the heavens for someone to look out for Buster Bunny. Plucky tries to hide the fact that he’s looking out for Buster, but he also reveals he doesn’t want Buster to quit cartoons because then the show will be cancelled. Interestingly, a menorah appears in Hamilton Pig’s window. That seems like the wrong religion for a pig to choose, but I won’t judge. We then head up into the celestial bodies where two beings are communicating with each other about the prayers concerning Buster. The one in position to be our Clarence is actually named Harvey and he sounds a lot like James Stewart. Stewart also starred in a picture named Harvey about a guy who befriends a giant rabbit. This is not a coincidence.

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A little Grinch joke early on gets this one off on the right foot.

Just like the film it’s lampooning, this one then becomes a flashback and we see Buster and Babs sledding through a snowy landscaping singing a little song. There’s a Grinch-like character they thwart and a snowman that resembles Burl Ives who nearly gets taken out as well before the two reach an auditorium. They’re preparing to put on a performance for Christmas, and Buster is apparently in charge. Babs also has cleavage –  this is something I did not remember from my youth. As they’re getting ready to rehearse, Montana Max shows up in a wheelchair probably to evoke images of Potter from It’s A Wonderful Life. Elmira tries to steal a kiss from him and he promptly kicks her right in the ass! Violence against women, or girls, is also something I did not remember from this show.

Max is demanding and irritated that they got started without him. He pays off the network executives who were in attendance so he can take control of the show. Buster tries not to let it bring him down and gets back to rehearsing with Little Sneezer doing some Ebesneezer Scrooge bit with Bob Hope (not actually Bob Hope, in fact all of the celebrities are impersonations) that doesn’t go so well. Buster turns his attention to a duet ice skating routine from Babs and Cher. When he compliments Cher on her wardrobe, but fails to do the same for Babs, she gets a little ticked. Max is there to further inflame the situation by suggesting to Babs that Buster is flirting with Cher, which causes Babs to rough her up during their routing in which they sing a pretty poor parody of “I’ve Got You, Babe.” After Cher falls through the ice and the bit ends in disaster, Buster tells Plucky he can go on as The Little Drummer Duck for a scene with William Shatner. Plucky, after having his other roles be re-cast as Urkel previously (he was pretty hot in 1992), is overjoyed to take the stage and promises to wow the executives. When Max replaces the microphones with TNT the bit goes up in smoke – literally. By now Max has thrown enough money at the executives to gain full control of the production, and everyone else is pissed at Buster for how terrible it’s going. He sulks out, and the other toonsters seem to immediately start to regret how they acted.

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When Go-Go gets the canned boo’s you know you’re in trouble.

Buster, feeling dejected, decides to throw himself out of the picture and literally walks to the edge of the celluloid. That’s when Harvey is dropped in to prevent him from doing so. Harvey, depicted as a lanky white rabbit with a bow tie, hears Buster utter the magic words to set the second act in motion – “I wish I were never on Tiny Toons.” Buster gets his wish, and Harvey and he set out to see what life would be like for Tiny Toons had Buster never been involved with it.

Buster is whisked away to Montyville where literally every business on the street is owned by Montana Max including his Savings and No Loan. He and Harvey hit a store display TV to check out Tiny Toons without him and find that Plucky Duck is the star here. They watch the intro in which Plucky sings about how great he is and Babs repeatedly has anvils dropped on her head. When the show begins, Plucky and Babs introduce themselves and use the “No relation” line she and Buster would do, which Babs points out makes no sense before she’s hit with another anvil. Buster has seen enough and demands Plucky cease dropping anvils on Babs. Plucky, having no idea who Buster is, is offended when Buster calls him Goofy and accuses him of being a Disney spy. He has security remove him and takes a parting shot at Disney’s Jeffrey Katzenberg for good measure.

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The Plucky show has a different vibe than Tiny Toons.

Little Sneezer, being one of the guards, is confronted by Buster but claims to not know him. Buster gets booted out and winds up at Acme Looniversity, which is now Montana Max’s Business University. Max pops up on a closed circuit TV to announce that in honor of Christmas he’s shortening the school day to a mere 18 hours. He’s also heading off to Aspen with Morgan Fairchild, her second reference of the episode leading me to believe a writer thinks pretty highly of her, and Buster is left in a state of disbelief. Still clinging to the hope that someone will know him, he heads to his old home room. Harvey warns him there’s nothing funny going on inside there anymore, but he takes a peak anyway to find Madonna teaching the class and advising the students to wear their underwear on the outside to get some of that Warner money (which makes no sense since most of them don’t even wear pants let alone underwear). Buster still doesn’t get it, prompting Harvey to give him an ear full about how he was never a part of Tiny Toons and even says he never existed. Since this show is pretty metta, I suppose if he was never on Tiny Toons then no one would have ever created him. This thing just got pretty dark.

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Buster doesn’t particularly enjoy his new reality.

Having accepted the situation for what it is, Buster asks Harvey about Babs and if she has a different boyfriend in this reality. He tells him to go find out for himself and directs him to the film library. There he finds Babs, in librarian attire, watching cartoons. Porky lassos the moon for Petunia, while Pepe Le Pew puts on perfume before he resumes sexually assaulting that poor cat. Babs turns off the projector and laments her co-star-less life when Buster approaches her. Things go well, until he tries to tell her that they’re the stars of Tiny Toon Adventures. After hearing that, Babs just thinks he’s a crazy stalker and runs out. Buster, now satisfied with what he’s seen, asks Harvey to undo his wish, but Harvey can’t just yet because – commercials.

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The real star of the show.

After the break, Harvey vanishes and Buster is left confused. Babs enters the film room to see what’s up and he’s relieved that she knows who he is giving her a big hug and crushing her spine in the process. The animation really gets a little wacky for that part. Then Buster goes on his love tour just like George did, he loves Acme Acres, he loves his rabbit hole, he loves Spielberg, and even kisses the TV screen (I kiss it too). He returns to the auditorium to find everyone hates Max’s ideas for the show, including the network executives. He apparently didn’t bribe them enough because he’s soon fired and Buster is re-hired. Buster consoles him by assuring him he’s the star of the show. Cher flirts with Buster a bit, reminding Babs that she’s still mad at him. Cher tells her Buster was only whispering to her earlier to get a suggestion from Cher on what to get Babs for Christmas. When she asks Buster what she suggested, he plants a nice, long, lingering kiss on her smacker.

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This I like.

Buster and Babs hop in a sleigh and start to sing a little Christmas song all about togetherness. The other toons get their little moment to shine during the song and several of the “celebrities” cameo as well. Max gets to take his place as the star of the show – atop the Christmas tree. He hates it, and he really hates it when Elmira uses the fact that he’s incapacitated in his star costume to steal a kiss. No means no, Elmira! There’s also a very brief Charlie Brown parody, which I snicker at, and the horse-drawn sleigh takes to the sky and flies off. The camera pans back to reveal Harvey who remarks the show wasn’t bad, before producing a zipper and revealing that he was in fact Bugs Bunny this whole time. He adds a “for amateurs” qualifier to his previous statement, chomps a carrot, and walks out to end our picture.

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The whole gang on a musical sleigh ride. So long, Tiny Toons.

“It’s A Wonderful Tiny Toons Christmas” plays this pretty conventional as far as It’s A Wonderful Life parodies go. It relies on a lot of its usual brand of humor of mocking celebrity culture and breaking the fourth wall. Sometimes these jokes land, and sometimes they feel lazy. Just inserting a cartoon version of a celebrity doesn’t count as a joke, and sometimes I feel like the show doesn’t quite get that. The animation is mostly good, but I feel like characters go off-model a lot in this episode, more so than I remember from the show. Maybe the third season had a smaller budget, or maybe it was an attempt to make the show look more “toon-like” or something. The voice cast for this show is exceptional though, and they do not disappoint. Tress MacNeille, John Kassir, Dan Castellaneta, Cree Summer, Danny Cooksey, Maurice LaMarche, Joe Alasky – all fantastic voice actors.  The show sticks to its parody format pretty strongly and doesn’t even deviate for a Santa mention. That’s fine and I do actually like this one. I find the show’s premise charming and since it’s so wrapped-up in Hollywood culture it does make sense for it to tackle It’s A Wonderful Life for its Christmas special. If you want to check this one out for yourself, I can’t think of a channel that would show it this year. A few years ago you could rely on Hub to do so, but that channel underwent a format change and eventually dropped the show in 2015. Tiny Toon Adventures is available on home media and streaming on Amazon, iTunes, and VUDU, and if you want my opinion, it’s a worthwhile show to own.


12 films of Christmas #9: Gremlins

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Gremlins (1984)

It’s hard not to take some pity on parents at Christmas time who feel pressured into getting their kid some must-have toy as a present, often to be left by Santa Claus. My own children are not yet old enough to where I have to concern myself with such, but I know a day will come when I’ll find myself lined up outside a department store four hours before opening in hopes of scoring the latest holiday fad.

Gremlins isn’t quite a film about getting some hard to find toy, like Jingle All The Way, but it does feature a father looking for something unique for his son Billy. Randall Peltzer (Hoyt Paxton) thought he found such a present for his teenaged son when he stumbled into a little shop in Chinatown and bought a gremlin. Gizmo (voiced by Howie Mandel) was his name, and though the shop keeper was reluctant to sell him to anyone (Peltzer makes a deal with the guy’s grandson), Gizmo seems from all angles to be an easy to manage and perfect pet. And he is! He’s a living stuffed animal. He purrs like a cat when happy, is capable of simple speech, yet lacks even the playful aggression of the most well-behaved dogs and cats.

Gremlins is a horror film, the rare Christmas horror film, so naturally things aren’t what they seem with Gizmo. He came with three important rules that the Peltzers were to heed:  don’t expose him to sunlight; don’t get him wet; and don’t feed him after midnight. The midnight one also confused me, as on a military clock midnight is 00:00:00 so every second post midnight can be considered after midnight. My guess, is that Gizmo isn’t to be fed between midnight and dawn. Anyways, the rules seem simple enough, but naturally Billy is unable to follow them. When his friend accidentally gets Gizmo wet, they’re shocked to see Gizmo “sprout” six additional and equally adorable gremlins. These gremlins prove to look rather cute, but do not possess Gizmo’s gentle nature. They’re more mischievous, and in the case of the alpha of the group Stripe, may even be evil.

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Gizmo is almost sickeningly adorable.

Billy (Zach Galligan), like most teens, has other problems to concern himself with. He has a job at a local bank where a regular has it out for his dog, Barney, and wants to see him put down. He’s also courting a neighborhood girl, Kate (Phoebe Cates), who seems to have a strong dislike for Christmas for some reason. In other words, he can’t watch the gremlins all of the time, and that eventually gets him and every one in town in a whole mess of trouble. It turns out, when gremlins eat after midnight they go into a cocoon and emerge as larger, scalier, more dangerous versions. Stripe and his minions are intelligent, so they find a way to get Billy to feed them and then go on a rampage. Properties are destroyed and people die. Suddenly the movie about the cute, furry, little gremlin is full of carnage and mayhem.

Gremlins is not directed by Steven Spielberg, it’s directed by Joe Dante, but it was produced by him and has that Spielberg feel most of his films possessed in the 1980s. There’s a lot of humor in how events unfold, but Gremlins doesn’t shy away from the horror elements. Obviously, this is what makes the film really stand-out amongst other Christmas films. And since the film centers around a Christmas gift, I think it more obviously can be considered a Christmas film as opposed to Die Hard. The film has a lot of charm and a lot of that comes from the wonderful puppets that bring the gremlins to life. Whether they’re fuzzy and cute, or scaley and sinister, they look great and possess a ton of personality. Stripe is borderline likable because he’s so expressive, even if he is clearly homicidal. Gizmo almost looks believable in the sense that he looks like a living creature. Certain features of his puppet make it obvious that he’s not, but he still possesses a lot of charm as well. The film also strikes a satirical tone at many points. The setting is appropriate for any garden variety classic Christmas film prior to the shift in tone and some of the gags and deaths are obvious throwbacks to classic era thrillers. In that respect, it has a lot in common with the Indiana Jones franchise.

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Stripe and his murderous band of carolers.

Gremlins also has the distinction of being one of the last PG films to feature such obvious death and violence. It’s credited with being one of the main drivers for the creation of the PG-13 rating, and it’s not hard to see why. Gizmo was obviously very attractive to younger viewers who likely begged their parents for a doll of the character. Many parents, upon viewing the film or even taking their kids to see it, may have regretted it afterwards. I honestly can’t recall how old I was when I first saw it, but I don’t remember it being a scarring experience, though it wouldn’t surprise me if my sister said otherwise. Gremlins 2 would follow a few years later and feature a much lighter tone in comparison. By doing so though, it lost a lot of what made the original so special. If you want to watch a film that has some of that Christmas spirit in it, but not the corn of so many Christmas movies, you could do a lot worse than Gremlins.