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Dec. 24 – The Nostalgia Spot Christmas Special Countdown #21 – 11

Welcome to Christmas Eve 2025! Christmas Eve is the party night while Christmas Day is the more low key, family, experience. For those not wanting to spend the night at the eggnog bowl, we have eleven Christmas specials here that you would do well to kick back with and enjoy. We’re into the Top 20 and these are among the best of the best. In truth, while these are all in an order of how great I think they are the truth of the matter is I consider most of these pretty interchangeable. What likely impacts you most is personal taste in Christmas specials. Do you like your special to be wholesome? Crass? Vulgar? Musical? Nostalgia plays a big role too and certainly some would view these next 11 and say “Of course, a kid who grew up in the 90s would come up with this,” and that’s probably fair. Someone who did most of their growing up in the 70s probably has a very different list. However, I’ll defend my list as being as objective as I can possibly make it. I look for uniqueness in my specials. I like to laugh, for sure, but I also appreciate those Christmas feels. This collection of Christmas specials is pretty robust. Most have those feels in them and if they don’t it’s because they found a way to subvert the Christmas special in a fun way. And we’re taking it to 11 today, so let’s get on with it!

21 – The Tick – The Tick Loves Santa!

Not many folks can say they gave Santa a noogie.

I love The Tick. When it aired on Fox Kids in the early 90s, I didn’t appreciate it enough for what it was so, in a way, there’s very little nostalgic attachment for me here. As a kid, I wanted my superhero cartoons to be serious like Batman and X-Men. The Tick wanted to lampoon such though its target was more Silver Age than modern. As an adult, I appreciate The Tick for what it is and when I did a rewatch a few years back I was surprised at how well the show held up. It’s just very funny and also clever. The Tick is a buffoon, but a likable one. He’s more excitable than anything and that is on display here in “The Tick Loves Santa.” The Tick, being a bit childlike, is the only hero who believes in Santa Claus so when a villain disguised as Santa starts getting up to no good it really messes with his head. The real deal is going to reveal himself and personally enlist The Tick in taking down this Multiple Santa and he’s more than happy to do so. It’s a tremendously fun, off-beat, Christmas special and I especially love The Tick’s interactions with the local police early in the episode. If you dismissed The Tick as that dumb show with the big blue guy all these years then I recommend seeking this out. Especially if you’re a little fatigued with modern superhero media and want to laugh at it instead.

20 – Hey Arnold! – Arnold’s Christmas

That Arnold is such a good kid.

The Christmas episode of Hey Arnold! is such a favorite of 90s kids that I kind of resisted it for a long time. I just didn’t really vibe with Hey Arnold! as a show. I wanted my cartoons to either be action-packed, superhero, dramas or riotous toons not grounded by much of anything. Hey Arnold! was not that. It was most like Doug when compared with other Nicktoons, but even Doug had a certain silliness about it via its character designs and some of the odd lore in the show. Plus, it had Doug’s over-active imagination for when it wanted to break-out of its confines. Arnold really doesn’t have that. It’s a slice of life show with a very optimistic and well-meaning kid as its lead. He’s almost too nice, too perfect, like he’s a kid created by an adult trying to find the ideal child. “Arnold’s Christmas” makes good use of such a character and puts him to work in trying to reunite a father with his long, lost, daughter. It’s a tragic tale about a refugee in America and the struggles that come with being such. It’s probably a Christmas special we need now more than ever as many individuals in a similar situation presently face deportation for the crime of not being white enough. It’s a heart-warming Christmas special that also finds a way to weave the Helga/Arnold dynamic into the plot in a satisfying way as well.

19 – Tom & Jerry – The Night Before Christmas

This one has a nice ending – trust me!

This is a pretty by the numbers Tom & Jerry short from early in the duo’s life. It contains their original designs which were maybe a touch more realistic in terms of shape, especially with Tom, while still retaining that rounded-off, cartoon, aesthetic. What makes it special is it’s the first cartoon where the two warring entities find a way to get along for the sake of Christmas. Mostly though, it’s just freaking gorgeous. MGM and the duo of William Hanna and Joseph Barbera had something to prove. This is very much on par with the best the Disney studios were putting out in terms of technical delight. The Christmas backgrounds are wonderful and inject some lovely coziness to the feeling this one brings. There’s some good gags with Jerry and the toys and even a little bit of a heart pull moment. And I just love the ending with an adorable Jerry discovering a mouse trap placed outside his little hole in the wall is actually a Christmas present. His ending smile is just so infectious and so warming. This is a fantastic Christmas short from a wonderful era of cartoon-making.

18 – Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas

It just wouldn’t be Christmas without these dumbasses.

Okay, this is quite a change-up from the prior three entries. If you’ve been following along with my rankings this year then you probably know that when it comes to Christmas specials of a decidedly different flavor I’ve been trying to group those together when it makes sense. Since we’re into the top 20 it no longer makes sense. This is truly my raw opinion and we’re just ranking these by my own personal enjoyment level. And I really enjoy Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas. It’s a subversive take on two well-trod classics: A Christmas Carol and It’s a Wonderful Life. Ordinarily, I’d rail against such an approach but Beavis and Butt-Head make it work. The duo, of course, learns nothing in their Christmas adventures. Beavis sees a vision of the future where being a loser asshole causes him to go through life without ever being with a woman and his takeaway when he wakes up is that the future is cool because he has a VCR and some porn. Butt-Head gets to see how much better Highland would be if he never existed (the guardian angel is there to encourage Beavis and Butt-Head to commit suicide), but he just concludes that the world sucks, but it would suck even more without them. It’s a rare moment when I agree with either Beavis or Butt-Head, but I have to agree with his conclusion here.

17 – A Pinky and the Brain Christmas

Who knew the Brain could cry?

A Pinky and the Brain Christmas was really rewarding for me to rediscover. It was one of those Christmas specials I saw in the moment, but kind of filed away. I was too old at that point to be paying attention to the broadcast schedules of cartoons. I know I liked it, but I don’t think I really appreciated it in the moment. Coming back to it I found it to be truly delightful. I’m not as well-versed in Pinky and the Brain as others. I experienced the duo mostly via Animaniacs and probably watched very little of their spin-off. For me, this was the first cartoon featuring the two where they nearly achieved Brain’s goal of global domination. His plan worked, but his shame of being such a dick to Pinky causes him to abort his mission and it’s a surprisingly powerful moment. Before we even get there though there’s a fun mission involving the pair traveling to the North Pole, infiltrating Santa’s workshop, and making it back home disguised (poorly) as reindeer. It’s a great Christmas special that makes use of the extended runtime over a standard Pinky and the Brain cartoon that never feels long or overstays its welcome.

16 – American Dad! – For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls

I can see how some would find the portrayal of Santa Claus in this one off-putting.

Merry Wednesday, everyone! This is the first of some truly “out there” Christmas episodes from American Dad! It establishes the lore that the Smith family and Santa are enemies after Steve accidentally murders Santa. He does so because Stan irresponsibly gifts him a machine gun and has him open fire on a snowman not taking into consideration that the bullets would fly through the snowman and come into contact with whatever was beyond the target. Like Santa. Why was he hanging out at the mall? I don’t know, I guess one mall Santa is the real one at any given time because the guy needs to make some extra money to pay for all those toys. Since Santa is a magical being, he can’t be destroyed and does come back to life and opts to spend Christmas Eve seeking revenge against the Smiths. The B plot is Stan absolutely hating his son-in-law, Jeff, and the two coming to an understanding by the end. It all culminates in a bloody, massive, violent, battle between the Smiths and the army of Santa. It’s definitely not for everyone and making Santa a villain (albeit, one who had a right to be pissed at the Smiths) is certainly a choice and one that probably turns some folks off. If you like your Christmas specials on the more subversive end, this is about as good as it gets.

15 – Futurama – Xmas Story

Santa Claus is gunning you dow-own!

In 1999, Futurama showed us how horrible Xmas could be in the future. In this one, we learn that humanity created a robot Santa to essentially make Santa real, only his standards were too high and he decided everyone is naughty. Worse, going on the dreaded Naughty List doesn’t earn one a stocking full of coal. It sure seems like murder is on the table as people are forced to hide in fear for their lives. Fry gets to learn all of this the hard way when he gets caught out late on Xmas Eve out looking for a present for Leela whom he unintentionally slighted with his insensitivity. It’s the first episode that seems to bring the pair together and it will be a long time before that relationship pays off. For now, it’s sweet and not overdone and I love all of the little, funny, moments that exist in this one. And all of the casual nudity is wonderfully utilized. This should be thought of as a pretty dark sort of Xmas special, but it somehow manages to avoid feeling like such and I owe that to how funny it is. Plus, there is a happy ending unlike the follow-up Xmas special.

14 – Rocko’s Modern Christmas

Rocko makes a new friend this Christmas.

We have yet another Nicktoon on our hands and this one stars a character I pretty much loved from the start. Rocko’s Modern Life is a show that holds up remarkably well. Even ignoring the obvious adult jokes they managed to slip into the show (that have subsequently been cut, unfortunately), the humor is surprisingly wide ranging as the show sought to lampoon exactly what the title implies – the modern world. Rocko is a young adult newly on his own just trying to scrape by and he runs into all kinds of challenges along the way. The poor guy gets crapped on, but he’s so good-natured that the show manages to remain funny as opposed to abusive. In his Christmas special, mostly the same is true. Rocko tries to celebrate Christmas with a little get-together with his closest friends, but it blows up on him when Heffer’s family basically invites themselves over as well. Not wanting to let anyone down, Rocko rolls with it and prepares to host a massive party, but when Mr. Big Head starts a vicious rumor about diseased elves attending it blows the whole thing up. Rocko ends up exactly where he didn’t want to be – alone on Christmas. Moving in across the street are actual elves and a little, mute, elf takes a liking to Rocko leading to a pretty wholesome and heart-warming resolution. Along the way though there’s a lot of great gags. My personal favorite is the Christmas tree which behaves like a dog, until its murdered by Heffer when he cuts it down. A touch dark, perhaps, but totally in-line with the humor of Rocko’s Modern Life and the slightly more edgier Nicktoons. It’s yet another Christmas special I really liked as a kid, but kind of forgot about until I started doing this blog. That’s the gift The Christmas Spot has given me in that it’s brought some of these specials back into my life or introduced me to them for the first time.

13 – A Charlie Brown Christmas

I bet you’ve never heard of this one!

One special I definitely did not need this blog to reintroduce me to is A Charlie Brown Christmas. I’ve seen this one way more times than I could possibly count. I’ve been watching it (along with several others) over and over every December since 1987. It’s the first ever Peanuts special and it’s a great introduction to Charlie Brown as a character who, despite being a good kid, seems to be disliked by his peers and has wretched self-esteem. He’s a punching bag, and Christmas just makes him depressed which is certainly a relatable feeling for a lot of people. He’s given a lifeline by Lucy to direct a Christmas pageant, only no one seems interested in taking it seriously. When he produces a laughably bad Christmas tree for the pageant, everyone basically dismisses him by first tearing him down and then laughing their asses off at him. Linus then reminds him of the true meaning of Christmas and old Charlie Brown finds renewed purpose and the other kids basically come around and realize they’ve all behaved like jerks. It’s a Christmas special that captures that awkward stage of adolescence where it feels like all of one’s actions are heavily scrutinized by their peers. Linus injects a secular element as well which helps endear it to another audience since the vast majority of these specials ignore that aspect of Christmas. Due to its repeated airings, A Charlie Brown Christmas is obviously a classic and there’s no way I couldn’t put it somewhere in the top 20. Leaving it outside the top 10 is probably sacrilegious for some, but I’m content with this placement. I enjoy this one, I will watch it multiple times a year, but I definitely enjoy the 12 specials ahead of it more. And maybe even some of the ones grouped just behind it, but let’s not scrutinize the placement any further or else I’ll go back to tinkering and never finish this thing.

12 – It’s a SpongeBob Christmas

This thing is gorgeous.

This Christmas special from SpongeBob Squarepants is brilliant. Many specials that came before it have found a way to reference the classic Christmas specials, but few embraced them like this one. A SpongeBob Christmas was a network-aired, prime time, Christmas special constructed in stop-motion animation like the classic works of Rankin/Bass. Genius! And it manages to exceed the gimmick by just being a really good, fun, Christmas special. Plankton, the resident villain of Bikini Bottom, concocts a plan to turn everyone into jerks with tainted fruit cake. By doing so, he’ll seem like a saint by comparison and make it onto Santa’s Nice List to finally receive the secret formula to the Krabby Patty recipe. The only problem is that the fruit cake doesn’t work on SpongeBob, he’s just too wholesome and pure, but Plankton gets over that hurdle by unleashing a SpongeBob robot on the town that basically wrecks everything it encounters. SpongeBob has to save the day and does it through song. Corny? Of course, but “Don’t Be a Jerk – It’s Christmas” is one of the best, modern, Christmas songs around. It’s so unbelievably catchy and fun that I remain surprised it never really broke free from this special to enter regular rotation with other Christmas songs. And despite my love of Christmas specials, I’m actually not that big on Christmas music so me praising a Christmas song is actually pretty high praise. A SpongeBob Christmas is just the rare Christmas special that when I watched it for the first time I left convinced I had just witnessed a new classic and it deserves this ranking.

11 – South Park – Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

This one could have kept it clean, up until now that is.

We round out today’s entry with one more subversive and downright disgusting Christmas special, but it’s one that mostly plays things straight. That’s the beauty of the first South Park Christmas episode. It’s actually a pretty wholesome Christmas special about a Jewish kid who feels left out at Christmas. I’m not Jewish, but I have to believe that’s not an uncommon sentiment among Jews around Christmas time. It’s basically the genesis for the Adam Sandler Hannukah song. This is South Park though, so in order for Kyle to bridge the gap with his Christmas-loving peers he needs to turn to a literal magic piece of crap. Mr. Hankey is shockingly hilarious the first time he shows up. A talking poop in a Santa hat? He carries himself in an oblivious manner as if he doesn’t understand how gross he is. Others certainly notice though and they basically just see Kyle manhandling a piece of his own excrement and rightly have him committed. The show does take some liberties with Mr. Hankey in going out of its way to play up the gross factor. He didn’t need to end up in Mr. Mackey’s coffee, and we certainly didn’t need that fake commercial where live-action actors select their best Mr. Hankey to play with, but it wouldn’t be South Park if it didn’t push the boundaries of good taste. Still, there’s a strangely heart-warming resolution to this episode and I find Kyle’s song about being a lonely Jew on Christmas legitimately sad. The combination of all of those elements basically make this the perfect subversive Christmas special. It hits all of the Christmas special bullet points, but gets there in a very non-traditional and downright disgusting way. That’s why I still think it’s the best Christmas special from South Park. And if I have one regret with my body of work it’s that I didn’t cover what is probably the second best, “A Very Crappy Christmas,” but we can’t do them all can we?

That concludes this installment of the Christmas special countdown. Tomorrow, we do the top 10 and the all-time best Christmas specials. There probably aren’t too many surprises ahead, but as I look at the top 10 I do like that it feels like “me.” We’ll talk more about that tomorrow, but for now, Merry Christmas Eve and enjoy all of the merriment, drive safe if you’re traveling, and don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for the big guy tonight!

Can’t wait until tomorrow for more Christmas? Check out what we had to say on this day last year and beyond:

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Dec. 15 – Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas

Original air date December 19, 1995

Today we continue our lookback at the best holiday specials ever sent to television and today’s subject is everyone’s favorite pair of Gen X deadbeats Beavis and Butt-Head. Beavis and Butt-Head were created by Mike Judge and the pair got its start on MTV’s Liquid Television in 1992. There they were a cruel, destructive, pair that delighted in smashing innocent frogs with baseball bats. They would evolve into being just plain stupid with Butt-Head taking on a more sociopathic personality and Beavis that of a subservient pyromaniac. The two were also victims of their environment as there were never any parental figures in their life, most of their teachers treated them with open hostility or just failed to listen to them, and they were basically forced to fend for themselves without ever receiving any training on how to do so. As a result, they spend most of their time watching television, eating junk, masturbating, and trying to find ways to “score” which will likely never happen because who could ever love Beavis and Butt-Head?

The duo that captivated a generation and told us who was cool and who was a “bunghole.”

Millions of adolescents at home, that’s who! When Beavis and Butt-Head got their own show in 1993 they were an instant hit. Who could forget that classic animated block airing weeknights on MTV of Beavis and Butt-Head at 7 PM followed by Speed Racer at 7:30? Yeah, that happened, though maybe my memory is mixing up the order in which they aired. Then some kid set his home on fire and the outcry over Beavis and Butt-Head being responsible forced MTV to move the show to late nights which made it harder for a kid like myself to watch, but not impossible. And for the record, it was found that kid had never even seen the show or was aware of its existence, but like that has ever stopped a media crusade against a television show, movie, or video game?

The show is quite stupid, but intentionally so. It’s satire, and when it’s on the show is quite funny. There is an odd juxtaposition at work though as the structure of the show was to take a roughly 5-7 minute cartoon and extend it with segments of the characters watching music videos on their own TV. During these segments, the two became much smarter and more clever than they were in their cartoons and that’s mostly because these segments were just Mike Judge (who voiced the pair) riffing on what he was seeing. It’s the type of thing many a Gen Xer or millennial would do throughout the 90s just watching television, be it MTV or something else. We hung out with our friends, watched whatever was on, and made fun of it to amuse ourselves. For the show, it was a genius way to fill time on the cheap as MTV had the rights to air those videos basically however they wanted and the little animation needed to go along with those videos could be recycled often. And it was amusing how these characters were presented as morons that no one would want to hang out with during the cartoons, but suddenly seemed cool while watching the videos. I’d watch videos with them, and if they liked an artist or song I was likely to enjoy it as well. Though it was far more entertaining when they watched something they didn’t like.

This Christmas special might set a record for most title cards.

In 1993, the show had its first Christmas special. “A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head” was an episode of the show that was just the two watching television. A whole bunch of Christmas videos were shown and the pair riffed on it. I think there were also some segments of the two just watching a burning Yule log as well. I say “I think” because that special hasn’t been made available on home media. You see, filling episodes with videos may have been cheap and easy to do at the time, but for home video it made the show a nightmare. MTV could air those videos as often as it wanted and whenever it wanted, but it couldn’t put them on a tape or DVD and sell them. That’s why most episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head released on home video are just the cartoons and it’s a shame because they don’t work nearly as well on their own as they did as part of a larger package. Even Paramount has found it hard to get all of the old episodes onto its streaming service. Despite telling consumers they were coming, the network has failed to deliver. Sure, there’s some on there, but it’s patchy at best, so if anyone is sitting on a VCR recording of the first Christmas episode how about hooking up your favorite Christmas blogger?

Because it could be released on video, the more popular Christmas special featuring the duo is “Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas.” This special is primarily composed of two cartoons with some segments of Butt-Head reading viewer mail. I don’t think the original broadcast featured any videos and I’m curious if that was by design so that MTV could release it on VHS since Christmas specials usually do pretty well on home video. Either way, it’s the subject of today’s post and it’s a special I enjoy a lot even if it commits my least favorite sin against the holiday as it adapts not one, but both of A Christmas Carol and It’s a Wonderful Life. That’s a Nostalgia Spot no-no when it comes to Christmas specials, but thankfully this isn’t a special that’s going to adapt them straight. It also isn’t super creative as it does what you would probably expect of Beavis and Butt-Head in that it takes the story and delivers the opposite conclusion. Or in the case of “It’s a Miserable Life,” presents the opposite premise. It manages to be entertaining, and since the segments aren’t that long, it manages to make it work.

Part 1 stars Beavis, who I think we can agree is the favorite of the two?

Part One of “Do Christmas” is titled “Huh-Huh-Humbug” and it’s obviously going to be our A Christmas Carol parody. It begins with an instrumental of “Jingle Bells” on a black screen with snow filling the air. Then a dead rat falls through the screen to shatter our idyllic, Christmas, imagery. It lands with a splat on the flat-top grill at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-Head’s place of employment. Beavis is applying a cleaning agent to the dead rodent which is what the snow-like substance was as it fries on the grill while Butt-Head is asleep at the register. Beavis starts pressing down on the carcass with his spatula while uttering “Not a creature was stirring.” He’s more clever than we tend to give him credit for.

To the tune of “The Christmas Song,” Dead rats steaming on a flat-top grill…

Beavis is interrupted by his manager (Judge) who rightly asks what he’s doing. Beavis, who possesses limited skills but one is apparently talking himself out of trouble, says he’s just trying to clean the grill like his boss asked of him. This sets off a lecture from the manager who accuses Beavis of screwing around. He points to himself as a success story and I think we’re supposed to laugh at him because his life’s ambition was to be an assistant manager at a fast food restaurant, but hey, if this guy has a home and is able to provide for his family then who are we to judge? As he lays into Beavis, he does do the asshole boss thing of pointing out that he gets to go home and spend Christmas with his family (I assume this is Christmas Eve) while these two stay and work, but little of his lecture gets through because Beavis has fallen asleep while standing. We then hear the sound of slapping as the manager wakes Butt-Head up on his way out as the screen dissolves to take us into the mind of Beavis.

Looks like Beavis does have some ambition after all.

We’re still at Burger World, but now Beavis is in charge and it’s his principal, McVicker (Judge), who is manning the grill as his underling. Beavis is just laying into him for screwing around, much like his manager was, only McVicker wasn’t. Beavis concedes this, but doesn’t care and accuses him of doing nothing instead which won’t pay the bills. McVicker, in his shaky, pathetic, voice, asks Beavis if he can go home to see his family on account of business being slow and it’s Christmas Eve. Butt-Head, who hasn’t changed roles in Beavis’s dream, asks if he can see his family too, but Beavis calls him a “bum-hug” and reminds him he doesn’t have a family to which Butt-Head responds, “Oh yeah.” Beavis then lays into McVicker about how they would all like to go home. Hell, he’d like to go home and spank his monkey, which Beavis notes is a good idea and decides to do just that because he’s the manager and he can do whatever he wants. He puts Butt-Head in charge who orders McVicker to clean the grill. He does as he’s told while moaning like he’s in tremendous pain as Beavis puts on his coat and hat and heads out to go “unwrap his wiener.”

Beavis only wishes he could spend Christmas Eve at home, on his couch, with a porno.

When Beavis arrives home it’s basically exactly like his home in the real world. He discards his coat and hat and takes his usual spot on the couch to watch a porno: Ebenezer Screw. He’s pretty jazzed up about it and even declares this film a Christmas classic. As the video begins we get to see some of the cast which Beavis reads aloud for us: Tiny Johnson and Bob Scratchit. Scratchit kind of looks like a Ron Jeremy parody which would make sense for a 90s TV show. As Beavis demands the video get to the chicks, the screen goes dark and reads “And introducing Butt-Head.” A black and white version of Butt-Head draped in chains floats out of the television. Attached to the ends of the chains are video tapes. As he stands before Beavis he explains, “In life I was your partner, but now I’m some dead guy with cool chains.”

Beavis and some dead guy with cool chains.

Beavis is impressed, more so that Butt-Head managed to get into a porno and not for being a ghost (even though we just saw him alive a moment ago, but this is Beavis’s screwed up dream). Butt-Head takes his usual spot on the couch as if he’s about to do what he always does, but then remembers he has a task. He stands up and announces that Beavis will be visited by three ghosts, or something. He then returns to the TV with a “Later, dude,” and his visage is soon replaced by the porno. Scratchit is about to get down with an actress, but just before she can remove her top the face of Tom Anderson (Judge) steps in front of her.

Anderson looks like such a dork.

This enrages Beavis who just wants to watch a porno, but Anderson comes out of the TV dressed like an angel with a goofy hat. He’s here to show Beavis his past and he does so by sitting on the couch beside him and changing the channel. He shows Beavis he and Butt-Head on Christmas day when they were five. It’s just the two of them seated on the couch as usual. As Anderson changes it to show the two age up, they just remain in the same spot. Beavis thinks his past is pretty cool, but Anderson tells him he’s wasted his life which just leads to Beavis responding with “Yeah, well at least I’m not some old fat guy.” He’s very hostile towards Anderson and tells him to get the hell out. As Anderson fades away he remarks, “You can’t lead a jackass to water and make him drink.”

Just let the guy wank it in peace!

With Anderson gone, Beavis can now resume his porno, but we all know what’s coming and I think, deep down, he does too. The girl is back on the screen, but she is soon replaced with an image of Mr. VanDriessen, Beavis’s hippy teacher. Beavis immediately gets annoyed as VanDriessen floats out of the TV in a meditative position wearing a Father Christmas robe and wreath on his head. He tells Beavis, who is furiously fighting with the remote to bring back his porno, that he can’t be tuned out. He then announces himself as the Ghost of Christmas Present, but Beavis shouts back, “No way, you’re Mr. VanDriessen and you’re pissing me off!” Beavis then realizes he said “present” and asks if he brought some Christmas presents. VanDriessen tries to explain his role here, but it’s in one ear and out the other with Beavis who instead asks more questions like can he sneak him into the girl’s locker room since he’s a ghost and all. VanDriessen does his best to ignore him and instead takes the remote to show him how Christmas is today, but Beavis just asks if they’re going to watch some bare ass.

Try to keep in mind that this is how Beavis imagines the McVicker family, though it does make me wonder what they’re really like.

We’re then shown the home of the McVickers. The family is huddled inside at the kitchen table anxiously awaiting the return of their patriarch with Christmas dinner. All of them look the same as if McVicker married a cousin, or sister, or worse, and they all shiver and moan like McVicker. There’s six kids, and one of them is just hoping for some fries while the smallest, and most sickly of the lot, hopes their dad comes home with a big bag from the dumpster! The mom cautions them not to get too carried away and urges them to keep praying. I guess their prayers are answered as Mr. McVicker does show up and in his hands is a Burger World Merry Meal. It’s basically a Happy Meal which means the family has a single cheeseburger and order of fries to share amongst themselves. It also contains their Christmas present: stick-on tattoos. The little one thinks they’re pretty great as the scene ends.

This little potato-headed kid is basically our Tiny Tim, only he won’t be saved.

On the couch, VanDriessen tries to show Beavis how a family who has nothing, like the McVickers, still have each other. Beavis doesn’t see things that way and just sees an employee stealing food. VanDriessen tries explaining that it’s the only food they’ll have this Christmas and tries to reason with Beavis by telling him that if he doesn’t give McVicker a raise his kids may not see another Christmas. Beavis is unmoved and instead vows to fire him. VanDriessen concedes that he can’t force Beavis to think a certain way and he floats off into the sky. Beavis calls him a butthole, then grabs the remote to resume his porno.

Buzzcut doesn’t screw around.

Only he doesn’t even get teased by a woman this time. Instead, it’s Coach Buzzcut (Judge) as the Ghost of Christmas Future who comes screaming out of the television to show Beavis how things will end up if he doesn’t change his ways. Beavis is quite annoyed at this latest intrusion, but Buzzcut isn’t taking any crap from him. Despite being a ghost, he’s able to grab Beavis by the ear and yank him towards him and threatens him with sodomy by Christmas tree. Beavis actually smiles at this threat and notes “That would hurt,” before Buzzcut tosses him back onto the couch and grabs the remote.

The future we all want.

He brings up the McVicker house, only now the kids are gone and it’s just Mr. McVicker and his wife. Beavis asks what happened to the kids and Buzzcut points out that this is the future and they didn’t have enough food to feed them. Beavis concludes that they must have ate them, but Buzzcut corrects him. He doesn’t actually say they’re dead, so maybe the state just took them. At any rate, Beavis disagrees with this view of the future and we’re shown a dream within a dream (Beavis and Butt-Head did it before Inception!) as we’re whisked to another version of the future. This one is more like Star Trek, but we’re in Burger World again. Butt-Head, now sporting bad teenaged facial hair, is telling a customer that he’s going to pay for his fries whether he likes it or not. When the customer demands to see the manager, Beavis comes bursting in. He basically looks like a Terminator carrying a goofy laser rifle. He lays waste to all of the customers and the building itself and then announces “I’m back. Heh, heh, this is cool.” Butt-Head thanks him for taking care of the customers, but Beavis tells him to shut up and shoots him in the dick.

This dream has officially become a nightmare.

We’re back in the living room where Beavis has concluded that the future is pretty cool. Buzzcut just grabs him by the shirt with both hands to scream at him that that is not what the future is going to look like. He reasons he’ll have to take him out of the house to show him in order to drive his point home so some mist enters through the window and a bolt of lightning shoots through the sky. We’re now in a cemetery and Beavis declares that the future kicks ass! Buzzcut just points out a nearby open grave with a headstone that reads “Here lies Beavis. He never scored.” Beavis struggles to read it, but eventually gets through it, and at first just thinks this is some loser with the same name as him. Buzzcut backhands him into the open grave and makes it clear to Beavis that this is his grave. He never left the house, just sat on the couch and watched pornography his whole life and thus never scored. Beavis sits up in the grave and finally realizes that this sucks. He’s struggling though to find a conclusion, and before he can get it out we’re back in Burger World.

Who runs this franchise? Why pay two kids to work when no one is there or will be there? Is it possible Beavis and Butt-Head know how to cash a check and essentially work for free?

Butt-Head has been shaking Beavis trying to wake him up because it’s midnight. This is setting up some Christmas realization, but when Beavis asks “So?” Butt-Head informs him it’s his turn to sleep. Beavis then tells Butt-Head he just had a dream about the future and now his conclusion is “It’s gonna be okay.” He becomes Butt-Head’s boss, has a VCR and some porn – what more could a kid want? Butt-Head concludes that this is pretty cool and Beavis declares that working on Christmas is cool too. An instrumental of “Joy to the World” accompanied by the incessant laughter of our two protagonists takes us out. As the camera pans out we see the Burger World sign which reads “Open 24 hours Xmas Day.” What an awful place to work.

Poor Beavis just gets abused throughout these segments.

Our next segment is Letters to Santa Butt-Head. In this one, Butt-Head (dressed as Santa, naturally) reads viewer mail and responds to questions while Beavis stands around dressed like a reindeer for Butt-Head to whip. The genius here is that Beavis is restrained and even has this uncomfortable harness in his mouth and we’re going to laugh at his misery. The first letter is from a kid who doesn’t like Christmas. He prefers Thanksgiving because he can eat all he wants and then go burp and poop. The duo have a giggle at the mention of poop and Santa Butt-Head promises to take a dump under his tree. The next letter is from a girl who wants a man. He should be young, blonde, and into Metallica. Butt-Head thinks he sounds like a wuss, but Beavis realizes he fits that description, but Butt-Head won’t give him the letter and whips him instead. The next one is from another girl who makes it clear she wants Beavis, but Butt-Head won’t deliver and whips Beavis some more. The next girl also plainly states she wants Beavis and will basically treat him like a pet. This leads to another disagreement, and Santa Butt-Head is a little frustrated at all of this Beavis love. Our final letter is more in his wheelhouse as it’s from some guy who just wants him to kick “the bejesus out of Beavis.” Santa Butt-Head is happy to oblige.

Now it’s Butt-Head’s turn.

The next segment is the two just watching an electronic Yule log while “Dance of the Sugar Plum” fairy plays in the background. They’re just critiquing Santa’s laugh and doing their own version while all we see is the fake log. This segment is brief and then goes into “It’s a Miserable Life” which stars Butt-Head. This one opens on an aerial shot of Highland and we hear the prayers of some of its citizens. There’s Stewart’s mom (Tracy Grandstaff), Principal McVicker, Tom Anderson, and Mr. VanDriessen, among others. They’re all asking for God to make Beavis and Butt-Head go away with McVicker explicitly asking that the lord kill the pair. I like how VanDriessen raises the possibility the pair could breed as if it’s justification for dealing with them now, even though we know the two will never score. The prayers seemingly worked though as we pan to the heavens and see two constellations, essentially, having a conversation about answering prayers. One tells the other to summon an individual named Charlie.

Would a RoboCop Christmas be cool? We may find out later on…

We then find Beavis and Butt-Head doing what they’re most often doing: watching television. They catch a bit of It’s a Wonderful Life, which is amusing because they’re parodying it as we speak. They stay on the channel just long enough for the Jimmy Stewart (Kristofor Brown) character to remark that a bunch of people gave him money so he wouldn’t kill himself! The two find this stupid and change the channel, but every channel has some “dumb Christmas thing” on including a RoboCop Christmas that might have been pretty cool. This realization forces the pair to conclude that it must be Christmas.

There’s no subtlety to Charlie’s tactics to reach Beavis and Butt-Head, and yet they still fail.

Back in the sky, the godly beings resume their discussion now that Charlie (Chris Phillips), their guardian angel, has shown up. Charlie tries to tell them he’s tried many times to reach Beavis and Butt-Head, but they’re simply unreachable. He demonstrates by going into their television where he appears on screen and talks directly to them. The two still don’t respond and Butt-Head turns the TV off in disgust. Beavis lasts about two seconds before he starts freaking out about no TV and Butt-Head has to slap him. He tells him no, this is Christmas, so lets go out and find some chicks. Beavis perks up at the suggestion and the two leave. In the heavens, Charlie is told there is no redeeming these two and he must take from them their very lives. Charlie doesn’t seem to like the suggestion, but also doesn’t exactly put forth much of a protest either. Beavis and Butt-Head must die!

They’re simple creatures at heart. Just give them porn and nachos and they’ll be set.

We next catch-up with the pair as they stand in a cinema parking lot in the pouring rain. The two don’t understand why no one is around, so they head to their favorite spot, the Maxi-Mart. When they arrive, the manager (Judge) is closing up for the night and tells the two to get lost. It’s Christmas Eve! Beavis notices there’s a new issue of Wet Hooters inside while Butt-Head laments that everything he needs for the rest of his life is behind these locked doors. Beavis kicks at them in frustration, then says “Life sucks, and then you…” and he can’t remember the rest. Butt-Head finishes the proverb for him, “and then you die, bunghole!” and the two walk off.

Is this the end for Beavis and Butt-Head?! No, of course not.

The two end up on a rather rickety looking bridge. Below, the torrential rain has caused the river to run wildly so they do the smart thing and start wrestling with each other on the narrow bridge. Charlie shows up and uses “angel powers” to make the water on the bridge freeze, but rather than slip and fall, the two complain that they’re cold and stop fighting. This frustrates Charlie who calls out to them to get their attention, but he slips and falls into the river below. Beavis and Butt-Head enjoy watching him flail around and if you thought they were going to render aid then you’re watching the wrong holiday special. When Charlie eventually makes his way back onto the bridge the two just ask if he’s going to jump again. When he informs them that he will not, they get bored and decide to leave.

There’s no intellectual curiosity with these two. Plus Charlie is stupid. If he tossed an issue of Wet Hooters off the bridge these two would certainly jump.

Charlie chases after them and is shocked to see that they have zero interest in him. When he asks the two if they’re even curious about how he knows their names, Butt-Head just responds matter-of-factly, “No.” He tries explaining the whole guardian angel thing, and then informs the two he’s actually there to relieve them of their lives. He apparently has no spine for this sort of task, so he politely suggests they go voluntarily. Butt-Head surprisingly realizes that Charlie is suggesting they jump off the bridge and refuses since they’d likely die. Beavis then theorizes that this guy might pay them to jump, and Butt-Head is the only one of the two smart enough to know that money is no good when you’re dead.

I kind of want to know who lives in the house next door to Anderson in this universe.

Charlie then gets the “bright” idea to show Butt-Head what the world would be like if he were never born. He raises his hands and calls forth a bright light which stops the bad weather, restores the bridge to something more secure, and makes Beavis vanish. Butt-Head seems to think this is cool and Charlie leads him back into town. There they find the place has come alive with the sights and sounds of Christmas. Butt-Head is confused, but Charlie tells him this is all because he was never born. The two walk past Anderson’s house and Butt-Head notes that his lawn isn’t in disrepair and Charlie, once again, explains it’s because he wasn’t there to wreck it. Anderson is standing at the end of his walkway ringing a bell and wishing everyone who walks by a merry Christmas, but as Butt-Head and Charlie walk off Butt-Head’s foot gets caught in one of the wires for his Christmas decorations which sets off a chain reaction destroying his whole display. Anderson can only slam the bell on the ground and cry out “God damnit!”

McVicker is actually a well-adjusted man in this world. Or he’s still an asshole that is willing to sing Christmas carols.

Charlie leads Butt-Head to the Burger World parking lot which is hopping since the duo of Beavis and Butt-Head haven’t ruined the restaurant’s reputation. Next, they walk past the school where Butt-Head is shocked to find McVicker leading a group of students in song. McVicker has hair and Daria is there with her boyfriend because Butt-Head wasn’t around to destroy her faith in men. Butt-Head is disgusted by what he’s seeing and demands to know where Beavis is since Beavis owes him a dollar. Charlie cautions Butt-Head that he won’t like it when he finds out. He then reveals that Beavis is with Stewart (Adam Welsh) at a homeless shelter. Butt-Head assumes Beavis is homeless and finds this cool, but we know better.

Probably not that surprising that Beavis found someone else to be number 2 to. Heh, number 2…

The two head to the homeless shelter where they immediately find Stewart ladling out soup to the homeless. He chastises a guy for going for seconds before everyone else has had a chance at firsts and kicks him out of line. Butt-Head is surprised to see Stewart acting this way, but Charlie reminds him that he wasn’t there to crush Stewart’s self-esteem. Stewart then calls out to Beavis because he needs more soup and Beavis humbly emerges from the kitchen with a fresh pot. He’s sporting a hair net and wearing a black Winger t-shirt, the same we’d usually see on Stewart (he’s wearing a blue Poison shirt), but is otherwise still Beavis, just more cheerful. Butt-Head then demands to know what Beavis is doing hanging out with Stewart and calls him a bunghole. Beavis, having never met Butt-Head before, is confused and asks, “What’s a bunghole?” Butt-Head retorts with, “You’re a bunghole – bunghole!” and Stewart jumps into the conversation to tell him you can’t define a word with itself.

This isn’t going to work, Butt-Head.

Butt-Head has had enough and demands that Beavis leave with him. He grabs Beavis by the arm who naturally resists. He starts to freak out in his usual Beavis way while Butt-Head insists he come with him on account of owing him that dollar. Eventually, a bunch of guys come to Beavis’s aid calling him a good kid and they tell Butt-Head to leave him alone. The drag him out offscreen and tell him to never come back as we hear the sound of Butt-Head getting punched. Stewart asks Beavis if he’s all right and he responds that he is while noting that they get “a lot of crazies in here.” He then repeats the word “bunghole” to himself. Remarking that he kind of likes it, he just starts saying it over and over as we fade out.

And our two heroes, having vanquished the murderous angel, walk off into the…gray.

Butt-Head is back on the bridge, and after finding that the world sucks without him, asks Charlie to undo what he has done. The weather starts to turn and the bridge turns to shit as Charlie and Beavis appear in a flash of light. Butt-Head is amazed and Beavis is wondering what he’s doing, calling him a bunghole in the process. When Butt-Head acknowledges that Beavis knows what a bunghole is, Beavis replies with “You’re a bunghole – bunghole!” With everything seemingly back to the way it was, the two walk off forcing Charlie to chase after them. As he cries out about making the world a better place, he slips and falls back into the river only this time the current takes him away presumably to his death. Beavis and Butt-Head laugh and Butt-Head shares what he’s learned today: the world sucks, but it would suck a lot more without them in it. The familiar Beavis and Butt-Head outro theme kicks in and the two head off to find some chicks.

I kind of like how the animation would get crude during the video segments, which it does here for the Yule log bit.

We’re not done though! We return to the Yule log and “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” as the two comment on how they like the song. Beavis decides it sounds like Ozzy and the two start imitating the notes of the song, but as low guitar tones. Eventually, this turns into the two doing their “Iron Man” routine before the scene fades out and is replaced with another segment of Letters to Santa Butt-Head. Butt-Head is going to read more letters and the first is from some kid named Boner. He wants Santa Butt-Head to get his dad off the crapper and to come spend Christmas with the family, but Butt-Head, having concluded this father figure must be pretty cool if he named his son Boner, tells the kid to let his dad take a crap.

We still have time for more letters from Santa Butt-Head.

Our next letter comes from Jeff Boogers who wants to know what happens to the reindeer turds when the reindeer take a dump in mid-air. “Well Jeff, they hit the ground and go ‘plop.'” The next letter is from a guy wanting to know if he kicks the ass of some guy after his chick if he’ll still get presents. Santa Butt-Head informs the gent to go ahead and kick this guy’s ass, then send his girl to Santa Butt-Head. The next letter is from a guy named Ethan who just wants to shout out his friends. Santa Butt-Head keeps telling the voice over to shut up as the shout outs ring out. Santa Butt-Head is forced to confess to Ethan that he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about any of these people.

Their prayers have been answered.

The last letter is from a woman named Karen Kleavage. She has big “thingies” and just dumped her boyfriend so she can wait naked under the tree for Beavis and Butt-Head. The two are entranced as the letter is read and shaking with excitement. Butt-Head then returns the letter to his sack while Beavis reminds him that she wants both of them. Surprisingly, Santa Butt-Head doesn’t crack the whip and instead takes this opportunity to wish everyone a Merry Yuletide or something and then announces that they’re gonna score!

Santa Butt-Head needs to take his sleigh and go now, boys and girls.

And thus “Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas” is concluded. Did they score? Probably not. I think we can consider those segments non-canon, if anyone cares about what is and is not canon in the world of Beavis and Butt-Head. The special is a delightfully subversive take on the Christmas special format and the two works it is lampooning. In some ways, it shouldn’t work since as I noted in the intro these two stories have been adapted, parodied, and what-not to death at this point, but the show makes them work. It’s not a special that has a lot of observations to make about the holiday or society, it just wants to present Christmas through the lens of Beavis and Butt-Head.

The Yule log bit is a decent idea, but no substitute for actual music videos.

And that’s enough. A lot of the jokes are easy and delivered in a rather blunt manner. There are lines in this one that make me laugh out loud, but just reading them doesn’t do them justice. At this stage in the show’s production, Mike Judge has basically mastered the two and knows how to deliver his lines. He does the heavy lifting too as he’s just one of three regular voice actors. A bunch are credited as additional voices and I assume they’re the ones doing the voice overs for the Letters to Santa Butt-Head segments. I swear one of the angelic bodies sounds like Toby Huss, but he’s not credited so I guess I’m wrong. The sound design as a whole is fairly basic with jolly Christmas songs ushering in the shorts and sprinkled throughout. The no videos thing is kind of strange, but we get the Yule log segments instead. They’re nothing special, but I appreciate the effort to find a music video substitute.

Charlie got what he deserved.

The two cartoons are the meat of “Do Christmas” and they’re both pretty entertaining. I think I prefer the first segment more as the visual of Beavis pressing a rat on the grill and his frustrations about not getting to enjoy his porno do it for me. “It’s a Miserable Life” is funny as well, but is almost a little too obvious with its jokes. I wish there was one genuine surprise in the alternate timeline for Butt-Head to experience, but I don’t think that’s really the show’s style. The animation is pretty standard for an episode of the show so there’s no extra layers or anything present and that’s fine. The show is actually animated fairly well, but its style is intentionally ugly as that’s what suits it. Imagine if they had altered the style in Butt-Head’s alternate timeline? That could have been pretty fun.

“Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas” is a classic in my book because its subversive nature makes it unique. Well, it did in 1995, but since then we’ve had a lot of such specials arrive. I’m not saying this one was the first or anything, but it was one of the first I personally encountered. And I like the show and it makes me laugh. I enjoy every holiday season watching Mickey, Garfield, and the Grinch with my kids, but I also enjoy putting this one on after I’ve sent them to bed. If you would like to do the same this year, “Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas” was released on DVD many moons ago alongside “Butt-O-Ween” and can still be found for a reasonable sum. It’s also streaming on Paramount+ where it’s listed among the Mike Judge Collection of episodes. I think it lacks the log and letters segments, but does contain both cartoons.

Can’t wait until tomorrow for more Christmas? Check out what we had to say on this day last year and beyond:

Dec. 15 – South Park – “Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo”

Today we are continuing our look back at the best of the best when it comes to Christmas specials and today’s entrant comes from the quiet, mountain, town of South Park. South Park burst onto the scene in 1997 and basically transformed the Comedy Central network from the get-go. The show about four foul-mouthed kids…

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Dec. 15 – Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

It’s December 15 which means it’s time for another retro throwback and I bet you’re surprised to see the green guy here. Since I dubbed Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas! as the best ever Christmas special not just once, but twice, you may have expected it to appear on this year’s edition in…

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90’s Nostalgia is Taking Over

959_The_Nineties(2)It was only a matter of time before the 1990’s received the same treatment as the decades that preceded it. Even when living in the moment I knew it would happen some day. My dad’s favorite radio station when I was a kid was Oldies 103.3 playing mostly hits from the 60’s and 70’s, at the time. Sometimes I would think to myself that this could be me one day, only the radio would be playing the hits of the 80’s and 90’s. Of course, this didn’t quite happen as FM radio is practically irrelevant in the year 2016, but the 90’s are striking pop culture today in numerous ways.

It’s come along gradually, with novelty products showing up in specialty stores with a bit of a 90’s theme. I’m thinking mostly of t-shirts featuring bands and cartoons from that decade, or those oppressive POP vinyl toys of seemingly every licensed property invented from the 80’s and 90’s. It just seems like in the past couple of years we’ve been hit with a wave of nostalgia from that era, pointing to it being here to stay for the foreseeable future until it’s pushed aside by something else.

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Missed Doug? Clarissa? Tommy? Well they’re on TV once again. Rocko? Not so much.

We’re near the two year anniversary of The Simpsons marathon that launched the FXX network. For this first time in well over a decade, those classic Simpsons episodes from the earliest seasons were back on television. The Simpsons has been a hit for FXX, and it’s not surprising that other networks have followed suit with similar packages. Last year, The Nickelodeon Network debuted The Splat on its Teen Nick channel. This brought back the shows from the 90’s every night starting at 10 EST. I’m not sure how The Splat has faired when it comes to ratings, but it’s mostly delivered what it promised even resurrecting old TV spots from back in the day. It’s second year hasn’t been as good though, with the network relying way too much on Hey Arnold! and later seasons of Rugrats. The grosser, more “90’s” styled shows like Ren & Stimpy and Rocko’s Modern Life seem to only pop up around holidays. And while it’s a bit of a trip to watch Double Dare, the show is so outdated and just not engrossing at all for an adult as the trivia questions are usually absurdly easy or absurdly hard (when they needed to force a physical challenge).

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Give us the Beavis and Butt-Head we want, MTV!

Just in the past couple of weeks, MTV (a sister network to Nickelodeon) has launched its own classic channel called MTV Hits. It promises to feature programming from the 80’s and 90’s, though the promos they ran seemed to emphasize the 90’s more than anything. It’s been kind of hit and miss for me since it launched. While it’s neat to see Unplugged again featuring the classic performances of Nirvana and Alice and Chains, why the network chooses to only feature Beavis & Butt-Head episodes from the 2011 revival makes little sense. I can only assume it’s a licensing issue (perhaps regarding the videos featured in the old episodes) that keep the classics off-air, or maybe they’re saving them for a future marathon or some other feature. The package shows of music videos have also been really spotty. I watched an episode of Rock Hits and found most of the videos to be post 2000, and who gets a nostalgia boner for Creed?

Perhaps more surprising is the rise in 90’s soft drinks of late. Food and beverages isn’t the first category I think about when I ponder nostalgia, but it does make sense as a lot of people will associate certain consumable items (like candy, soda, or even beer) from a particular era. It was still kind of surprising though when Coca-Cola partnered with Amazon a couple of years ago to resurrect Surge. Surge is perhaps the most identifiable 90’s beverage thanks in part to a silly marketing campaign as the extreme soda (though anyone alive at the time knows Jolt is the real extreme soda) and its recognizable can. It’s apparently been successful enough for it to hang around on Amazon, though apparently not successful enough for a full re-release to stores. I’ve had the re-launched Surge, as I did like it as a teen, and found it tasted more or less how I remembered. It seemed to be just a bit sweeter than I remembered with less bite to it, but that’s probably more to do with me drinking far less soda today than I did back then.

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Surprising many, is the return of Crystal Pepsi in 2016.

Coca-Cola didn’t stop with Surge though, as this summer they re-introduced Ecto-Cooler, their green, orange flavored drink that was a tie-in with The Real Ghostbusters. For whatever reason, the flavor stayed on store shelves well past the expiration date on that cartoon and you could even find it in the 2000’s. With a new Ghostbusters film hitting theaters this summer, Coke felt it was an appropriate time to resurrect the brand. I have not had the new Ecto-Cooler, because I didn’t care for the original. Hi-C is basically soda without carbonation. It’s gross, but if it’s your thing be my guest. I hear it basically tastes the same.

While Surge may be the most 90’s of beverages, the undisputed king of 90’s soda that isn’t around today has got to be Crystal Pepsi. Launched with a massive marketing campaign in 1992, Crystal Pepsi only lasted a year, but it made an impression. Marketed as a cleaner alternative to regular Pepsi, Crystal Pepsi was essentially caffeine free Pepsi without any coloring. It was sort of an odd experience when consuming it out of a glass or bottle where you could see the liquid, but it tasted almost exactly like traditional Pepsi. I think it was that sort of weird factor, and the fact that Crystal Pepsi had virtually no health benefits over regular Pepsi, that doomed it. It also had to likely make up a huge deficit to start off with thanks to that ad campaign which featured “Van Hagar’s” “Right Now” heavily.

After an online campaign that attracted some mainstream attention, Pepsi brought back Crystal Pepsi as a reward for a promotional tie-in with their cell phone app last December. Just this past week, Pepsi brought the beverage back to retail in 20oz form only. Time will tell how successful this is, but for now, Pepsi is saying it’s only here for six weeks or so. I’ve been surprised at how quiet the company has been about it as I’ve see no advertisements for it whatsoever, just a clever website mocked-up to look like an early 90’s website (it also features a playable 90’s themed version of Oregon Trail). When I’ve mentioned the subject to friends and co-workers, the reaction has been the same “They brought it back?”

As for the product itself, it tastes pretty much how I remember. Of course, we’re talking almost 25 years here so my memory cannot be relied upon, but Crystal Pepsi still tastes like regular Pepsi with maybe a slight difference that’s too small to even really describe. I’m pretty excited to have it back, as the point of my life that I’m easily the most nostalgic for is probably that period from 1992-1994. It was just a good time to be alive and be a kid and I loved Crystal Pepsi when it first came out so it’s pretty cool to have it back. I just wish the label was a little more interesting and incorporated that light shade of blue the original had. I hope it does well enough to score a 12-pack release in cans. If Pepsi wants to make it a seasonal, summer beverage I’ll even accept that. I just hope it’s not gone for good come October.

So what’s next for the 1990’s? I didn’t even touch on the movies, like the revival of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or the upcoming Power Rangers film. There appears to be no end in sight. Hopefully these nostalgia-themed television channels up their game and companies continue to resurrect the great brands of yesterday. I’m looking at you Nestle, as I want my Alpine White back, damnit!

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The Best in Televised Animation – Introduction

ARCHIVAL PHOTOProbably 90% of the posts here could be separated into two broad categories:  video games and animation. Thus it would come as no surprise to anyone who has spent even a small sum of time browsing this blog that I love animation, especially the classic hand-drawn kind. I’ve never given much thought as to why I enjoy animation so much. I would guess it’s because animation can do anything, even things live-action cannot. It can imitate real life or do the exact opposite. It’s often a haven for comedy and a natural destination for characters who began life as a comic book.

Animation has spent considerable time on the big screen and on television. As film, animation often takes the form of a general audience picture running around ninety minutes. It of course began life as a short subject often pre-empting a more traditional picture, then Walt Disney came along and decided animation could go feature-length. On television, animation often occupies children’s programming, but select shows have broken through as animated sitcoms and adults-only comedy acts. Trying to narrow down the best animated films and television shows is quite a tall task, which is why this feature is going to concern itself with television for now. This I envision will be a long-running feature. I’ve settled on what I consider to be the ten best animated programs, but there’s always the possibility I could continue to add to it even after I do a write-up on my ten favorites. It’s also possible I never finish. The possibilities are endless!

Before getting to my top 10, I wanted to make an introductory post on the feature and use it as an opportunity to highlight the shows that just missed the cut. My list does not exclude the animation aimed at children and my top ten is almost half kid’s shows and half adult programs. I tried to approach all of them with the same basic questions:  Is the show entertaining? Is the medium used well? Is the artwork pleasing to the eye while suiting the show’s needs? Naturally, the list will be influenced by the era I grew up in, the 80’s and 90’s, so the shows that came before that time are unfairly penalized (though in my opinion, most of the cartoons from that era are garbage). I also didn’t include the package shows like Looney Tunes. I loved those cartoons growing up, but they’re theatrical shorts

With that out of the way, it’s time to hit on the ones that just missed my list. One of the first cartoons I can remember watching daily as a kid is DuckTales. DuckTales was extremely pleasing to the eyes, like just about all of the Disney cartoons from that era, and featured a fun, engaging plot with likable characters and a catchy soundtrack. It holds up pretty well today, but is obviously aimed at children. The show could get redundant as well as the premise for most episodes was Scrooge having to thwart the Beagle Boys, but as far as children’s entertainment goes, it’s hard to beat DuckTales.

Spider-Man has made numerous appearances on television, but the oddest looking is probably the best.

Spider-Man has made numerous appearances on television, but the oddest looking is probably the best.

DuckTales was an adventure program, and another adventure program that’s still fun to this day is Dragon Ball. Hailing from Japan, Dragon Ball tells the tale of Goku who travels the world in search of the seven magic dragon balls. The plot gets more complicated than that as the show moves along, but it’s packed with equal parts action and humor. Since it arrived in the states after its sequel series, Dragon Ball Z, anime dubbing was able to improve and english speaking audiences were treated to a wonderful dub, something that was rare during the 90’s. Dragon Ball Z is the more popular show, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the quality of Dragon Ball.

Superheroes have seen a great many takes on their comics in the world of televised animation. One such character has received numerous adaptations: Marvel’s Amazing Spider-Man. Two adaptations stand-out for the wall crawler, the simply titled Spider-Man from the 1990’s and the more recent Spectacular Spider-Man. The 90’s Spider-Man was a great introduction for kids unfamiliar with the character. It hit on lots of Spidey’s most famous stories from the comics, and even though it was for children, it took itself very seriously. Sometimes too seriously. Spectacular Spider-Man distinguished itself with a unique look. It’s style was a bit off-putting at first, but the animation was crisp and the show packed a ton of energy. Sadly, it was a casualty of the Marvel purchase by Disney and an inferior Spider-Man program took its place.

Superhero shows were quite popular in the 90’s, but one stood out amongst the crowd for its satirical take on the genre. I am, of course, talking about The Tick. The Tick closed out the mega-popular Fox Saturday Morning block of programming and was a particularly zany take on the superhero genre. It was probably too weird and too out there for a lot of kids, but it’s definitely a show that works better on older audiences. So obvious was this fact that Fox attempted a live-action sitcom starring the dim-witted blue hero starring Patrick Warburton. It was not a success.

The Tick was a breath of fresh air coming on the heels of numerous melodramatic superhero cartoons.

The Tick was a breath of fresh air coming on the heels of numerous melodramatic superhero cartoons.

In the world of adult cartoons, Family Guy is pretty popular these days. It was roughly animated when it first showed up, but the increased ratings lead to better production and the show looks much better these days. Unfortunately, like another very famous adult cartoon that I’ll get to much later, its current output is far less creative than the first couple of seasons. Family Guy really only had 2 and a half seasons of good content before the formula became too obvious and the characters unlikable. An even more vulgar program for older audiences, Beavis and Butt-head dominated a small chunk of the 90’s. It was impossible to find a teen that didn’t know who those two were. The show was a lot sharper than most gave it credit for, though the animation was as crude as it comes. It would make a Hell of a nice time capsule kind of show.

When it comes to cartoons not aimed primarily at children though, all present cartoons owe a great deal to The Flintstones. The Flintstones were basically a stone-aged take on The Honeymooners and the first primetime cartoon. It’s premise is clever, and the setting is a good example of one that works far better in animation that it ever could have as live-action (just watch The Flintstones movie if you’re not convinced of that). It’s also a show hurt by the age of your humble writer. I grew up watching The Flintstones in syndication when it aired as just another cartoon among many others. I enjoy it for what it is, but it doesn’t engage me enough to make my top ten. It very nearly did though just on its laurels, but I wanted to go with the programs that I personally enjoy the most, because after all, it is my list.

All of those shows I just mentioned were good at one point or another, though truthfully, other than The Flintstones, it wasn’t hard for me to leave any of them off my list. The ten I have picked as the best really are ten shows I enjoy quite a lot and I look forward to doing write-ups on them as I find time. And now, a few others I considered for this post:  Rugrats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012, 2003), Rocko’s Modern Life, Sealab 2021, Batman Beyond, and Bob’s Burgers.


Essential Halloween Viewing

When it comes to holiday themed television specials and films, Christmas leads the way with its countless amount. Coming in second is likely Halloween. Unlike Christmas, there usually isn’t some serious undercurrent to Halloween specials. It also feels less sinister when it comes to marketing, even though there’s certainly lots of money to be made off of Halloween by costume and candy suppliers. For the most part, Halloween is just fun and it’s emphasis on scares helps to distinguish it from other holidays. Like many people, I enjoy a good Halloween special whenever the season rolls around, but with so many out there it can be hard to make time for them all in what amounts to only a month. There are some modern ones out there, like the entertaining Toy Story of Terror, but for the most part I like to watch the specials I watched as a kid. Without further adieu, here’s The Nostalgia Spot’s Halloween viewing guide.

Mickey Mouse in “Lonesome Ghosts”

220px-Lonesome_GhostsHere’s an oldie from way back in 1937, something that would have entertained my adolescent grandfather. Since I only discovered it a few years back, it’s not exactly something I remember from my childhood but certainly fits the theme of this blog. In this cartoon, professional ghost exterminators Mickey, Donald, and Goofy investigate paranormal activities in an old house. The twist is that the trio were hired by the ghosts themselves because no one ever enters their haunted house anymore and they’re just plain bored. Less creepy than it is humorous, it’s mostly a slapstick affair as the ghosts play tricks on their would-be exterminators. It’s an entertaining short, and one can’t help but wonder if it maybe partly inspired Ghostbuster, or at least the theme song, especially when Goofy declares, “I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!” The short has been shown on television numerous times over the years as part of Halloween specials. It was also re-released to theaters in the 1960’s and has been released on VHS and DVD as well. The easiest way to see it these days is probably youtube.

Donald Duck in “Trick or Treat”

By the late 40’s and into the 1950’s, Donald Duck was basically the only classic Disney character still receiving new short films. There just wasn’t much money in the format anymore and the budget for each short was scaled back considerably. For the 1952 short “Trick or Treat,” Disney decided to increase the budget to give Donald a proper Halloween special. It has its own theme song and the animation is quite nicely done in comparison with other shorts from around that time. In this one, Donald’s nephews Huey, Duey, and Louie are out trick or treating and come upon their uncle’s house. When the boys knock on his door and request their tricks or treats, Donald (not surprisingly) elects trick. A witch, Witch Hazel, passing by happens to see this and decides to help the boys get their treats out of Donald. Apparently, the Halloween spirit does not include the tricks portion of the ages old phrase. Hazel uses her magic on Donald and a lot of physical comedy follows. Like “Lonesome Ghosts,” this one has been released on VHS and DVD over the years either on Halloween compilations or as a bonus feature with certain films. There’s a chance it could pop up on one of the Disney channels this Halloween, but if you want to see it better head to youtube.

The Real Ghostbusters – “When Halloween Was Forever”

Samhain, the spirit of Halloween!

Samhain, the spirit of Halloween!

A cartoon that centers around four guys (and a ghost) who hunt down paranormal creatures naturally lends itself well to Halloween. Pretty much any episode could qualify for such a holiday, but the episode “When Halloween Was Forever” happens to deal with the holiday directly. This episode features the ghost Samhain, the spirit of Halloween, who decides to freeze time on Halloween night so that it lasts forever. Since Halloween is said to be derived from the Pagan holiday Samhain, it’s a nice touch to name the ghost after it. The Real Ghostbusters was a DIC production and if you’re familiar with any of their cartoons from the 80’s then you likely know what to expect out of the audio and animation. It’s standard for the era, with the soundtrack being appropriately spooky. While no episode of this cartoon can come close to matching the film it was based on, it’s actually not a bad show and time has been far kinder to it than it has the more popular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Ren & Stimpy – “Haunted House”

The premise for this one is conventional, Ren and Stimpy stumble upon a creepy looking house and, in need of shelter for the night, decide to head inside. Unbeknownst to them, the house is haunted and a malicious ghost lurks inside who can’t wait to scare them. The twist here is that Ren and Stimpy are seemingly in on the joke as they break the fourth wall and end up impervious to the ghost’s efforts. This naturally frustrates the ghost, to the point that he becomes depressed and suicidal (apparently, ghosts can “die” in Ren and Stimpy’s world). Highlights of the episode include a Psycho shower-scene parody and the previously mentioned fourth-wall breaking remarks (“This looks like a good place to kill 12 minutes!”). There’s also the usual random humor found in a Ren and Stimpy short that people either find amusing or stupid. This one is unlikely to show up on television so anyone looking to watch it will either have to pick it up on DVD or turn to the internet. Be warned, the version found on the official Ren & Stimpy Volume 1 is censored with the Bloody Head Fairy bit removed completely. Apparently it was considered too gruesome after the fact.

Beavis and Butt-Head – “Bungholio:  Lord of the Harvest”

Beavis and Butt-Head on a quest for candy.

Beavis and Butt-Head on a quest for candy.

Sometimes referred to as “Buttoween,” this episode features everyone’s favorite dim-witted duo as they go trick or treating in search of free candy. Since they weren’t even aware Halloween was coming until trick or treaters showed up at their house, the two do not have costumes so Butt-Head covers his head in cheese sauce (“I’m nachos.”) while Beavis wears his underwear on his head (“I’m a nad!”). Beavis eventually has too much sugar and his alter-ego, The Great Cornholio, shows itself. The two soon find themselves on a farm ripped right from a slasher film. Most of the humor comes from watching the two try and get some candy in the first part of the episode, while the second part puts the two in an obvious bad situation that they’re apparently oblivious to. The animation is pretty terrible, but anyone who has seen an episode of Beavis and Butt-Head before should already be aware of this. It’s stupid humor, but it is pretty funny. You either like it or you don’t.

South Park – “Pinkeye”

South Park is more known for its numerous Christmas specials, but early seasons often featured other holiday themed episodes. The first season episode, “Pinkeye,” remains the show’s top Halloween special. In this one, a mishap with worcestershire sauce causes a dead Kenny to turned into a zombie. Kenny, as patient zero, spreads a zombie plague all through-out South Park that a clueless doctor mistakes as a severe case of pinkeye. It’s up to Chef and the boys to put a stop to the zombie menace so they can go trick or treating and get some candy. The episode includes some notable gags such as Cartman’s mom on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine and a memorable parody of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It also features Cartman’s attempt to find a non-offensive Halloween costume.

The Simpsons – “Treehouse of Horror V”

Treehouse of Horror V is best-remembered for its parody of Stephen King's "The Shining."

Treehouse of Horror V is best-remembered for its parody of Stephen King’s “The Shining.”

The Simpsons Halloween special, Treehouse of Horror, has become an annual tradition. With 24 to choose from, some may consider it a daunting task to select only one. As is the case with most things “Simpsons,” the earlier episodes are usually considered the better, and for me, it came down to a choice between Treehouse of Horror II and V. V is just slightly stronger and a little more horror-themed than the more sci-fi II. Treehouse of Horror V features parodies of The Shining, The Sound of Thunder, and Soylent Green. In the first segment, “The Shinning,” the Simpsons are basically dropped into the plot of its source material and includes the memorable line “No beer and no TV make Homer go something, something.” The second segment, “Time and Punishment,” puts a time-traveling toaster in Homer’s hands resulting in Homer unintentionally creating a new present time ruled by Flanders. The third segment, “Nightmare Cafeteria,” has Principal Skinner resort to cannibalism of the student body to cope with budget cuts at Springfield Elementary. If a Treehouse of Horror is able to hit on two out of three, it’s generally considered a good iteration of the venerable television special, but Treehouse of Horror V is the rare one where all three are pretty entertaining. With The Simpsons now being featured on the FXX channel, hopefully a Treehouse of Horror marathon is in the near future. The 25th version of the special is set to air tonight.