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Dec. 24 – Animaniacs (2020) – “How the Brain Thieved Christmas,” “Santamaniacs”

Original air date February 17, 2023.

It feels like, at this point in time, we have hit peek 90s nostalgia. I can recall when it felt like 70s nostalgia hit pretty hard and then the 80s arrived not too far after. It’s inevitable whenever a generation that spent much of their adolescence in a given decade hits adulthood. And by adulthood I mean post-grad, rank and file, done with my 20s, sort of adults. They’re usually folks with some disposable income to spend on things that take them back or they’re willing to just sink time into old TV shows. And that’s where a lot of nostalgia used to reside. Programming blocks like Nick at Nite would literally air old television shows its target audience likely enjoyed when they were younger and a whole bunch of small television stations picked up similar shows to fill their programming schedules. Now, with an abundance of television and streaming platforms, the same still takes place, but now more than ever it seems companies are turning to new content with old IPs and that’s fueled a different kind of nostalgia-boom for 90s kids.

Netflix is partly credited (blamed?) for this rise in nostalgic programming as when the platform pivoted from DVD on-demand to streamer it needed a lot more content to pad things out. And when the network found certain things were popular, it was used as a springboard into new content. That is how we ended up with a brand new Animaniacs in 2020. The old episodes were popular enough on Netflix that it convinced Steven Spielberg and Warner Bros. to explore bringing the show back. Either Netflix wasn’t interested, or they were simply outbid, because the show would come back as Hulu’s first original programming for families. The funny thing is, when Hulu made that announcement way back in 2018, a large portion of the company was owned by 20th Century Fox. Fox would famously sell that entire sect of its business to Disney in the ensuing years giving the company majority ownership of Hulu making it a de-facto Disney+ for broader audiences (and they’ll apparently be merging in 2024). Suddenly, Disney was financing a Warner cartoon, and for animation nerds that was kind of amusing. And not only was a new version of Animaniacs bound for the platform, the legacy Warner cartoons were added to Hulu where they resided for a few years before the agreement eventually expired.

I thought we weren’t going to get a Christmas special out of the reboot, but thankfully I was wrong.

Now, if you’re a regular reader of this countdown, you may be thinking “Didn’t we already do Animaniacs this year?” We did, back on the 3rd, but the recent shakeups with Warner have made me a bit uneasy. Since those classic cartoons were dropped from Hulu they’ve failed to show up elsewhere. HBO Max has become just Max and it’s been dropping shows left and right. I don’t know how long Hulu has the Animaniacs reboot for, but I assume it’s not indefinitely. Once it’s removed from Hulu it may be gone for awhile, maybe even forever. Do I want to chance that Animaniacs (2020) will be around next year? Nope, so I figured we might as well double-up on the brand this year. And since we did look at the first iteration of the show early in the countdown, it feels like a nice bookend to come back to it on Christmas Eve. Plus, this episode is more of a Pinky and the Brain episode that feels like an unofficial sequel to the fantastic A Pinky and the Brain Christmas. In short – who cares? This is worth looking at in 2023 just as it would be in any year.

The new Animaniacs is a lot like the old Animaniacs except only five of these characters came back.

If you haven’t caught up on this new version of Animaniacs, it’s essentially the same as the old, just slimmer. The original Animaniacs was an ensemble and much of that ensemble has been left in the 90s. Some of that makes sense – do we really need a Goodfellas parody or a Rainman one in 2023? Probably not. On the other hand, a character like Slappy Squirrel, who was basically a retired Golden Age character in the original show, could have worked in this show as well, but she wasn’t returned. Imagine if she had been updated to be a retired 90s toon? Or better yet, Slappy got older, but now Skippy was a 90s toon out of his era? At any rate, outside of some cameos basically the only characters brought back were the Warner siblings and Pinky and the Brain. There were a few new segments added, the most prominent being Starbox and Cindy, but that one was limited to only 5 segments across 36 episodes and was still the most frequent outside of the returning characters. Also not returning is series creator Tom Ruegger. No reason was given for it, it seems he just wasn’t asked to come back. I get the sense that Spielberg and others at the company viewed their involvement as the most important essentially slighting Ruegger in the process, be it intentionally or not. He was asked to contribute as a writer, but he turned it down claiming it felt like he was auditioning for the show he created.

Ruegger may not have come back, but the original voice cast did. Which was definitely the right move as it’s hard to imagine Yakko, Wakko, and Dot being voiced by anyone other than Rob Paulsen, Jess Harnell, and Tress MacNeille, respectively. Maurice LaMarche also returns as Brain. And I’m happy to say, that despite the 30 year lay-off, everyone sounds pretty damn great. Paulsen is a wonder as a voice actor as he’s seemingly ageless. I wasn’t surprised his Yakko sounded basically unchanged, but was floored by how he can still handle the manic Pinky with apparent ease. Harnell sounds largely the same as Wakko, while LaMarche will probably be able to execute his Orson Welles impersonation flawlessly from his deathbed. The only one who sounds different is MacNeille, but she also had the hardest task voicing the very high pitched Dot. She seems to play Dot with more of a low voice that’s closer to her natural speaking voice. Sometimes Dot would go low for emphasis in the original run, but she mostly stayed pretty high. Now, it’s more like the opposite and it’s most noticeable with the singing portions. I’m not blaming the actress for getting older or anything, it’s just something that’s likely to stand out for those who watched the show in the 90s.

These three at least came back basically unchanged.

The penultimate episode for the series is the one devoted to Christmas. Hulu originally ordered a batch of 26 episodes spread over two seasons which began airing in November of 2020. A second order was then placed for a 10 episode third season which is apparently the end for Animaniacs. A lot of these direct-to-streaming shows seem to include a Christmas episode, so I was a little surprised (and disappointed) when the first two seasons did not feature one, but at least we had the third season to pick us up. Though it did arrive in the unseasonable month of February meaning a lot of viewers have probably used this holiday season as an excuse to watch it for the first time or revisit it. The other two seasons dropped in November which would have made so much more sense. And one of them featured a Halloween episode after Halloween. Go figure.

The show begins with its version of the classic Animaniacs opening. The song is almost unchanged, but it was re-recorded by the voice actors for this one. Some lyrics have been altered, most notably Dot is no longer defined by cuteness but by her wit, they’re gender-balanced, pronoun neutral, and their careers have made comebacks! And in keeping with the holiday tradition, there’s snow falling over the opening and there’s some subtle chimes added as well. The animation is obviously no longer ink and paint, but what they created looks pretty good. This is probably as good as Animaniacs could possibly look in 2023, and the character designs are basically unchanged. They’re a little less rounded, the Warner faces are slightly off-white instead of pure white, and that’s pretty much it. For you kids reading this, these basically are your father’s Animaniacs. Credit goes to Titmouse, Inc. for making the show look as good as it does.

It’s tough to be a mouse.

After Dot discovers she’s getting “Socks a-gainy,” we go right from the title into the title card of the first segment: How the Brain Thieved Christmas. It’s obviously a Pinky and the Brain segment and basing the title off of the best Christmas special is definitely a promising start. We forego the usual Pinky and the Brain opening and jump straight into the plot. At Acme Labs, a holiday party is underway and all of the researchers are singing “Deck the Halls” and getting toasted on eggnog. The Brain is soon seen lurking behind the water cooler and he whips out a grappling hook and pulls himself towards the door to the lab and a sleeping security guard. The door is locked with a palm reader, and Brain has to struggle to lift the guard’s hand up to the scanner. When he realizes he can’t do so without assistance, he calls out “Who wants eggnog?” and the sleepy guard raises his hand in the affirmative allowing Brain to slap it on the palm reader granting him access to whatever is hidden inside.

This is going well. Too well…

As Brain enters a long corridor, we see another researcher show up in the background and promptly pass out. Clearly, by making this show direct-to-streaming it allowed them to bypass the usual censors that probably would not have allowed for such flagrant drunkenness to exist in a kid’s show. Brain makes his way to a pedestal containing some form of anti-matter that he desires. It’s basically a small, floating, ball of light and he apparently needs to extract it from its confines in a very delicate manner to avoid total annihilation. He plays it up for dramatic effect, but seals the ball in a jar with relative ease.

That Pinky, always fouling things up for The Brain!

As Brain stands and basks in his success, he ponders aloud why something hasn’t suddenly startled him to foil his plans as so often happens? On cue, Pinky emerges from basically out of no where singing very loudly his own version of “Deck the Halls,” “Check the stalls for hanky-panky. Narf-narf-narf-narf-narf, narf-narf-narf-poit!” Again, more stuff the Fox censors definitely wouldn’t have allowed. Pinky does indeed startle Brain with his singing thus causing him to drop his jar and spoil his plans for world conquest once again. Brain is understandable angry, but as he tries to articulate what Pinky has just done he fails to grasp at the words he’s looking for because Pinky (and the other lab denizens) have started singing “The Twelve Days of Christmas” which is essentially breaking Brain’s brain.

This meltdown by Brain should have probably happened long ago.

All of this leads Brain to the conclusion that Christmas is an obstacle for his ambition, and when he asks Pinky the question, “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?” Pinky gets to come back with “Yes, but where I’m going to get you – FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!…in this economy?” Brain has to correct him and inform Pinky that he must thieve Christmas, and we have our plot. I was sort of wondering how stealing Christmas was going to factor into Brain’s larger goal of global domination, and now we have our answer. We’re basically taking a night off from the usual in order to setup another quest for conquest that will have to wait until Boxing Day, at the earliest.

According to Brain, these are the best Christmas toys of all time.

We next find Brain and Pinky back in their usual spot in the lab where Pinky is enjoying a thimble full of popcorn while Brain details his plan. In order to steal Christmas, Brain intends to create a toy so popular that it will end up under every Christmas tree. On Christmas Eve, he will activate the toys which will then steal all of the presents under the tree and bring them to he where they will be destroyed. The obstacle before them is how to create a toy of such popularity? Brain then decides he must examine the most popular toys of all time: the Slinky, Silly Putty, the yo-yo, hula hoop and the fidget spinner. As he runs them all down, he demonstrates their simplicity and most also harm him in some way in the process.

This is unlikely to end well for Brain.

Brain concludes that all of these toys share three things in common: they are simple, pointless, and incredibly irritating. I’m not sure I agree on the irritating thing as I can think of a lot of toys far more irritating than these, but we’ll go with it as it leads him to the next plot point. As Brain ponders what embodies those three attributes, Pinky continues to eat his popcorn but in a very loud, irritating, manner. As Brain paces back and forth trying to devise a toy that includes all of the features he identified, he grows more and more frustrated with Pinky before eventually shouting at him to chew with his mouth closed! Pinky then chokes, gags, and spits out the popcorn in his mouth all over Brain. Brain is about to blow a gasket when he has his eureka moment and declares that Pinky is by far the most simple, pointless, and irritating thing in all existence! Pinky thinks this is a compliment and Brain gets right into the design phase of his toy.

Pinky is one confident mouse, despite what he hears from Brain.

Now, I had mentioned this episode felt a bit like a sequel to A Pinky and the Brain Christmas and this is partly why. In that episode, Brain created a doll that looked like him that was supposed to hypnotize the world into viewing him as its leader. This time, Brain is creating a Pinky doll that he’s hoping will carry out his plan. We head into a bit of a musical number featuring Brain designing the toy. It’s a bit of a pseudo-montage as the characters are going to pause to speak and make jokes during this otherwise quick passage of time. Brain is first shown drawing the toy, but has to scold Pinky for posing too seductively. We’ll also see Brain working at a sewing machine, much like the Grinch did before him, but instead of catching Pinky’s tail in the device, he picks up a ratty looking garment and discovers that Pinky is chewing on his finished work. We also get to see Brain inspecting his handiwork, but he’s irate when he finds the Pinky doll he designed has the body of a world class body builder. Pinky was apparently in charge of inserting the stuffing and Brain demands he “De-swolify” the doll immediately causing Pinky to lament “Hot Mouse Summer ended before it even started.” Pinky has become quite the sexual being in this reboot of the show.

This show has always been willing to get meta.

Brain then moves onto the programming stage. He beams the program over a modem to the first doll and tests it by asking him the fateful question, “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?” The doll returns with a “I think so, Brain, but perhaps try Javascript for my base code?” causing Brain to conclude, “Too smart.” He then makes a modification and the Pinky doll responds with, “I think so Brain, but if we evolved from monkeys how can there still be monkeys?” This is apparently too stupid and Brain gives it another try, “I think so, Brain, but didn’t we already do a Christmas-based plot in the Emmy Award-winning special A Pinky and the Brain Christmas?” Brain looks at the camera and concludes, “Too meta” following that one. And there’s the acknowledgement I needed.

At long last, the perfect plan to steal Christmas is upon us!

Frustrated and out of options, Brain unplugs the doll and does something he never expected to do: call for Pinky’s help. Pinky does as he’s told and we soon find him getting plugged into some sort of brain scanning device. Brain tells Pinky to prepare for a long, arduous, process as scanning a rodent’s brain can take months, but before he can even finish his sentence the computer beeps to indicate it’s done. Chalking that one up as a “freebie,” Brain uploads the scan of Pinky’s brain to the doll and asks it once again what he’s pondering. Both Pinky and the Pinky doll come back in unison with, “I think so, Brain, but if love is all we need then why do I still have to go to the bathroom?” Brain smiles a somewhat menacing grin and simply responds with “Yes, why indeed?” as he launches into a fit of maniacal laughter complete with lightning strikes in the background. Pinky then claims he “gets it” and starts laughing too and is soon joined by his duplicate. Brain can only stare dumbfounded so he unplugs the doll from the computer which shuts it down. Pinky looks at it a moment, then agrees that this is a good idea as Santa won’t come if they’re awake. He then wraps himself in the power cord and puts himself to sleep. Brain saunters over and declares they have a Christmas to thieve as he grabs Pinky by the snout and drags him off somewhere. We close with an iris shot of the deactivated doll ending part one of this two part story.

It’s not uncommon for a Christmas show to feature an extra long segment, but it is a bit uncommon to break it up with an intermission.

The show is going to take a break from the main plot with what could basically be described as an intermission. “Santamaniacs” is a lot like the Christmas special we looked at earlier this year. It’s a parody of A Visit from Saint Nicholas/‘Twas the Night Before Christmas and uses a narrator (Lesley Nicol) who informs us it’s the day before Christmas at the WB lot. Everyone is working because the company slashed vacation days in a bid to raise productivity. There’s not much to detail as the narrator admits it’s all boring, so we pivot to see what’s going on in the Warner Tower. There we find the Warner siblings all a snooze in their bed…at quarter past 1 in the afternoon. Yakko interrupts the narrator to explain that they’re trying to sleep as much as possible so that Christmas Day arrives faster. The narrator offers to whisper to accommodate their sleeping and Dot pops up to indicate that’s fine as long as she doesn’t get “too ASMR” with it.

Wakko sleeping with a slice of pizza is a life goal for me.

The clock then moves faster to indicate the rapid passage of time and we find the Warners waking up at the dark and early time of 2:23 AM. They spring from their beds to find…nothing under the tree. Wakko is confused as he confesses they’ve been naughty before and always got presents. Yakko adds they’ve been exceptionally less naughty of late due to the disappearance of Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink. He holds up 8x10s of both for emphasis (they weren’t brought back for this series). Dot grabs the pictures and crumples them up indicating she knows what they must do now. Wakko tries to finish her thought by suggesting they need to learn that the true meaning of Christmas isn’t presents, but love, generosity, and good will to all. Yakko and Dot stare at each other a moment with confused expressions before all three Warner siblings collapse in a fit of laughter indicating that Wakko’s suggestion is preposterous and meant as a joke. Dot then decides to get serious and informs her brothers that they’re going to go annoy Santa until he gives them presents.

No toys under your tree? Thankfully, the Warners are on it!

Stuffing themselves into an envelope, the Warners mail themselves to the North Pole with tremendous speed and arrive at Santa’s work shop. There they find a mailbox overflowing with letters that are apparently being ignored. They knock on the door of the home and a gruff voice inside tells them to go away unless they’re the mailman with his reindeer wee-wee pads. Dot wonders what’s stuck up his chimney as the three peer in to investigate. There they find a Santa (John DiMaggio) that’s absolutely jacked and downing peppermint whey protein shakes to generic sounding heavy metal music. The room is being heated by burning Christmas letters, but as Santa sits down to read from an old man magazine, he soon finds himself accosted by the relentless Warner siblings.

That is not a body that eats nothing but milk and cookies.

They go through a “better not pout,” routine ending with Dot asking if he wants to tell them why he’s about to cry? He relents and tells them he’s basically depressed because for centuries he puts in all of this work, but gets nothing but complaints in return. He dumps a bag of letters on the Warners for emphasis as he rattles off some of the complaints he gets. When Dot points out they’re just the complaints of dumb, entitled, kids he responds with “That last one was from you!” He’s done, but when Wakko asks who is going to deliver all of those presents (an elf peeking from behind the door to the work shop proper closes it in a creepy sort of way) the big man just mutters “I don’t know. Why don’t you do it?”

He must go through lots of reindeer.

The Warners look at themselves for a second and then Yakko decides to use this opportunity to launch into a song. The premise of which is that without Santa’s magic they couldn’t possibly hope to accomplish what he does in a single night. Yakko, through song, points out how long it would take to travel around the world and points out they’d need to move at 12 miles per second which would obliterate the reindeer’s bodies in the process. As he sings, he loads Santa into a sleigh and they all fly as the lead reindeer’s nose catches fire. There’s only five reindeer, which is a damn shame.

Now that’s a body that eats mostly milk and cookies.

There’s a break in the song where Santa resumes sitting in his chair and tells the Warners that exploding reindeer is a risk he’s willing to take. We then get a callback to the wee-wee pad remark as Prancer is fixing to piss all over Santa’s tree and he has to jump up to stop him from doing so (I realize the reindeer are supposed to be female, but he was clearly about to pee like a male dog would). Wakko then takes over song duties from his brother and his portion of the song is focused on all of the milk and cookies they’d have to consume throughout the night. The end result of such a caloric intake would make them larger, and denser, than the sun and would destroy the Earth itself. That doesn’t seem possible since the milk, cookies, and the Warners have to exist at the same time to begin with and matter can neither be created nor destroyed, but I’m probably thinking about this too much.

I bet you didn’t expect to see these guys here.

Santa then concedes they may have a point, but he’s not allowed to come around just yet because Dot still has to sing her part! She hops on his lap and goes into her part which concerns trying to figure out which kids were naughty and which were nice. She concludes they would need to create a system of mass surveillance, but the load would be intense since 5 moms give birth per second in the world. She determines this whole thing would run afoul with the FBI and they’d likely wind-up with an elf version of Edward Snowden who would find asylum in Russia and the Warners would land in prison making their conclusion “We could try to do it Santa, but we’re not the NSA!” It ends with the Warners now in festive Christmas attire singing in front of a massive Christmas tree with dancing elves, presents, and agents in reindeer costumes.

They do like their big musical numbers.

The top of the tree opens up and presents start blasting out which land all around Santa standing in front of the remnants of his home. Apparently, the events of the song destroyed it at some point. Santa then asks the Warners if he agrees to deliver the presents will the three of them shut up? Yakko offers no promises, then adds they need a ride home. Santa pulls a lever causing a large pedestal to arise from the ground with his sleigh atop it. The Warners cheer and run for it as Santa drags behind them. The narrator returns to wrap the story up and in the process lets us know (through rhyme) that Prancer still needs to pee. They take to the sky and we get ourselves a Santa moon shot while an “S” searchlight shines overhead. The narrator sets Santa up for the fateful closing line of the poem, but he goes off-script with a “Happy Christmas to all and will you three stop singing?!”

Pinky loves himself some Pinky. Brain should probably give them space.

Thus ends “Santamaniacs” returning us to “How the Brain Thieved Christmas.” A massive assembly line is underway assembling Poity Pinky dolls for consumption. Pinky tries to convince Brain to let him keep one for himself, but Brain just takes the box from Pinky and chucks it down a chute while the doll, and rat, declare they’ll never forget “me.” This cuts to a news broadcast and it would appear that Brain did succeed in creating a toy that everyone wants. And it’s in such demand that the reporter (Kimberly Brooks) on TV gets jumped because she happens to be holding one of the dolls.

Brain is very Mr. Burns-like in some of these shots.

Brain is mighty pleased at what’s unfolding. He goes into his own rendition of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, which feels a bit redundant after the last segment if I’m being honest. His version is just to setup the realization that 122 million of his inventions are stirring this night ready for action. He holds a remote control to the heavens and sends out the signal, presumably to the other side of the world where Christmas has already settled under the tree. The dolls rise out of their boxes like zombies and begin stealing everything in sight to the sound of “Dance of The Sugar Plum Fairy.” One doll is spotted by a toddler, a very poor one it would seem since her tree makes Charlie Brown’s look nice, and when she asks “Santa?” it almost ruins the whole thing as the doll starts looking for the jolly, old, elf, but another blast from the remote and it resumes its mission.

The plan is working, but something has to go wrong, right?

A whole army of dolls are marching on ACME Labs and Brain is looking on with glee. He gets to parody the Grinch now with, “All those fools soundly slept while their gifts, I retrieved. Hark, Pinky! They’re about to learn Christmas is thieved!” He looks at his partner rather smugly and waits for the reception. You can probably guess how this is going to go. At a nearby tree, not unlike the one erected in Who-Ville, a little girl approaches. To the cries of people (Kari Wahlgren, Danny Jacobs) realizing Christmas was stolen, the girl begins to sing “Silent Night.” Pinky declares this to be his favorite carol while Brain looks on curiously. He opines that this could be bad if it leads to some anti-commercialism sing-a-long, but the shouts of others witnessing this act of “It’s choir or bust for me,” gives Brain some confidence that this will go no where. Of course, then the girl is joined by another – Pinky!

Brain should have foreseen this problem, it’s exactly what foiled the Grinch!

With both Pinky and the girl singing, Brain looks a bit concerned. Then he spies the Poity Pinky dolls returning and a smile spreads across his face. With the dolls there to destroy what has been thieved the singing will be rendered moot. As the dolls approach a burning furnace, they hear the singing, and since they’re all copies of Pinky, they can’t resist. Despite the protests of The Brain, the dolls all stop what they’re doing and run to join in on the sing-a-long. All Brain can do is watch as soon other people join in. His attempt at thieving Christmas went as well for him as it did for the green guy. “I stole all of their presents. I robbed them of cheer! I ruined the happiest day of the year! But now thanks to Pinky’s pig-ignorant brain, they’re caroling louder, and Christmas still came!”

I feel like we’ve been here before.

Brain starts angrily disposing of the gifts himself. As he does, he makes mention of the name on the gift and basically taunts the poor kid as he burns their desires away. He then gets to one that is to “The Brain.” Brain pauses and mutters it’s probably another mug with Pinky’s face on it, but his curiosity gets the best of him and he opens it up. It’s not, and instead Brain is shocked to find a perfectly stable particle of antimatter, the very same he destroyed at the beginning of the story. It’s a gesture that moves the mouse to tears.

Ah yes, even Brain is not impervious to the Christmas Spirit.

As the song outside builds to a climax, Brain approaches. Pinky encourages him to “Bring us home, Brain!” He seems a bit reluctant for a moment, but then belts out “Sleep in heavenly peace!” much to the delight of Pinky. The rest of the crowd seems confused, but then cheer alongside Pinky and we get a quick glimpse at a swole Pointy Pinky doll that apparently made it through production. This story isn’t over yet though as Brain needs to do as the Grinch and give back all of the presents. He pulls out his remote and activates it. A rumbling can be heard, and then a massive, robot, sleigh bursts through the walls of ACME Labs overflowing with presents. Little robot arms pop out and start tossing presents to the onlookers, some more forceful than necessary, causing Pinky to declare this the best Christmas ever! He credits that to Brain, but Brain corrects him and says it’s thanks to Pinky. As Pinky embraces Brain, it’s time for him to get his present. A taped-up box drops from the sleigh and Pinky approaches it with nervous energy. He unwraps it to find – what else? – his very own Poity Pinky doll!

Well, Brain, better luck next year.

Brain then decides to share what he’s learned this Christmas, but as he does we see the sleigh has gone haywire and people are running from it screaming. Brain starts to tell Pinky that he’s shared something with him, but the doll he just gifted Pinky bursts from the box and interrupts him causing him to drop his container of antimatter. It shatters upon the ground and is, once again, lost to Brain. The Pinky dolls all break out into song once again, and it’s the same version of “Deck the Halls” concerning hanky-panky in the bathroom. Brain looks positively dejected, but he turns it around quick. Declaring that it wouldn’t be the holidays without depression and feelings of hopelessness, he commands Pinky to return with him to the lab in preparation for tomorrow night. When Pinky and the dolls ask what they’re going to do tomorrow night, Brain responds, “The same thing we do every Boxing Day, Pinkies. Overdo it on the nog before it expires, and then try to take over the world!” Pinky and his buddy laugh as they skip along behind Brain while we get to see a legless doll crawling after them through the snow with “Happy Holidays” written in spent oil behind it.

Quite possibly the most unsettling “Happy Holidays” I’ve ever seen.

And so ends this episode of Animaniacs which is perhaps the last holiday episode any of these characters will be a part of. The third season ends with the following episode and as of right now there are no plans for a fourth. It’s likely this is the last of this version of Animaniacs and if another is to come about it’s probably far off and likely to be a true reboot with an all new cast and creative staff. And if that is the case, at least the original group had a nice send-off as the new version of the show was pretty good!

It’s Pinky. It’s Brain. It’s Christmas. It worked so well before that I’m not surprised to see them try it again.

As for this holiday episode, it’s fine, but lives in the shadow of A Pinky and the Brain Christmas. That is one of the best Christmas specials produced so it’s not like it’s a true negative for this one to not be as good. I was surprised at the similar plot though, but that was clearly intentional as a bit of an in-joke. I do think it was a mistake to have Brain once again find the Christmas spirit via a gift from Pinky. It just doesn’t land with any real emotional impact the second time around. I’m curious how it would play to someone who never saw the original special, but I’m guessing it still comes up a bit short because it just isn’t setup in a sincere fashion. We know it’s coming because we’re watching a Grinch parody so there’s no surprise here, no gut punch, no feels.

This one does deliver a moon shot, though with only five reindeer.

That doesn’t mean the special is a failure, because it most certainly is not. Instead, this one succeeds as a comedy. Just a straight-forward satirical takedown of Christmas. It doesn’t quite set its fangs into the holiday, but it pokes fun at its expense. The middle segment starring the Warners is solid, but I did think the musical number felt flat. The idea was good, and the animation that accompanied it was entertaining, but the song itself lacked the usual polish the show is known for. It lacked a fun melody and as a result the actors felt like they were just reading off a piece of paper. Were the song’s lyrics too complex? Perhaps, but it’s not up to the show’s usual standards.

Pinky is terrific in this one. Hopefully he got that Hot Mouse Summer he was dreaming of.

It’s a relatively minor critique as the gags still functioned well in telling the story. I’m not sure why Santa was some buff dude as it appeared to be a gag that only existed to subvert expectations that didn’t add any layers. I did enjoy the more “adult” situations and jokes like Pinky’s song about sex in a bathroom stall, his desire to be seductive, and his affection for muscular mice. I guess I just really liked all of the Pinky stuff.

I hope all who read this are as happy on Christmas morning as Pinky.

This one may not be as good as A Pinky and the Brain Christmas, but it holds up very well compared to the other Animaniacs Christmas episodes. I’d even entertain an argument that it’s the best one. And if you want to check it out for yourself you can find it on Hulu. It’s also available for rent and purchase via other means if you don’t want to sign up for the service, it’s just too bad the older series isn’t still on there. And if you can’t tell, I think you should! Especially if you’ve ever considered yourself an Animaniacs fan.

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Dec. 24 – The SpongeBob Christmas Special

When I listed out the best Christmas specials over a week ago, I included the stop-motion A SpongeBob Christmas. And I stand by that as that special is pretty great. Before there was A SpongeBob Christmas, there was The SpongeBob Christmas Special. Confused? Well, there are only so many ways to title a Christmas special.…

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Dec. 3 – Animaniacs – ‘Twas the Day Before Christmas

Original air date November 29, 1993.

Children’s cartoons often take to Christmas when the season rolls around. The holiday is usually ripe for parody or just direct adaptations so it’s easy for the writers to kind of phone it in. What’s not customary is for a cartoon series to feature two dedicated Christmas episodes in a single season! That’s what Animaniacs did in 1993 airing the episode we’re about to talk about one week, followed by the episode which featured “A Christmas Plotz” the next week. I’m not sure why this approach was undertaken. Maybe they had too many ideas to settle on? “A Christmas Plotz” is the sort of special I dread as it’s just a re-telling of A Christmas Carol. It’s not bad, but it’s a bit that was stale even come 1993 unless the writers found a way to really upend it, which the show did not. This episode, which features “‘Twas the Day Before Christmas” and is the segment I consider the meat of the episode, is more a scatter-shot type of episode. None of the segments are particularly long, but most tie into Christmas in some way. And they’re a bit more original than a parody of A Christmas Carol, though there’s some DNA from other Christmas specials to speak of.

It doesn’t take much effort, but just adding falling snow to the opening credits really adds to the Christmas feeling.

The episode begins with a short segment called “Slippin’ on the Ice.” The Warners, Yakko (Rob Paulsen), Wakko (Jess Harnell) and Dot (Tress MacNeille) are literally slipping on some ice as they sing about it. It’s very brief and feels like a time-filler, but it’s well animated. It takes us into the opening credits which are the standard ones, only they’ve added falling snow over them. It’s a simple, but effective, way to make the episode feel more special. When the credits end (the credit joke is Yakko singing “Citizen Kaney”) we launch right into the intro for Slappy the Squirrel, only this time, there are no Christmas accents. We then get a title card for the main attraction “‘Twas the Day Before Christmas.”

This framing device is just a way to include Slappy and Skippy as there seemed to be a desire to fit in all of the regulars.

When the cartoon begins we find Skippy (Nate Ruegger) in his room by the window when his aunt Slappy (Sherri Stoner) enters. Skippy is in his pajamas, and Slappy too, and she’s wondering why he isn’t asleep. It’s Christmas Eve, and the kid keeps hearing the sound of Santa’s sleigh bells outside and can’t sleep (Oh, do I know the feeling). Slappy tells him he’s just hearing the LAPD choppers and throws him over her shoulder to dump into bed. Skippy then tells her he can’t sleep and would welcome a story. Slappy remarks “For the love of Al Gore,” which certainly dates this one a bit (the main failing of this show and Tiny Toon Adventures is they both relied on topical references that don’t always age well), but then agrees to provide one story to send Skippy off into Dreamland. He agrees to the proposal, which is followed up with Slappy asking if he wants to hear about the time she stuffed live piranhas down the pants of Sonny Tufts? I had to look up who Sonny Tufts was. Apparently, he’s an actor who did most of his work for Paramount and starred in the film Cat-Women of the Moon. Also, by the time this episode aired he had been dead for 33 years.

Ladies and gentlemen: Sonny Tufts!

Skippy is not interested in hearing about some dead actor’s piranha troubles and insists on Slappy telling him a Christmas story. She still tries to sell him on the Tufts story by saying he was drinking eggnog at the time, but Skippy just hands her a book. Slappy agrees and takes the book, but before she can start reading she has to noisily clear her throat which Skippy responds to with his catchphrase, “spew!” The title of the book is The Day Before Christmas and it’s basically A Visit from Saint Nicholas, or ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, only it’s going to be about some characters we all know and love: the Warners!

The pattern on those giant ornaments just makes me think of Easter eggs.

Slappy begins reading it, but her narration is only going to be used to get us into the story. From there, the characters present will speak their own lines without the aid of a narrator, but they’ll speak in a cadence reminiscent of the source book. It’s a little annoying, but not overly so. As the story begins, it’s the day before Christmas (as the title implied) and it’s 90 degrees in Burbank, CA. The Warners are busy decorating their water tower so Santa knows just where to deliver the presents. Elsewhere, some characters are fretting though. And those characters are Mr. Plotz (Frank Welker), Dr. Scratchensniff (Paulsen), and Hello Nurse (MacNeille). Plotz is fretting because he needs to find someone to deliver presents to the Warners, but he doesn’t know who is stupid enough to do so. He turns to the doctor first, who refuses on account that he did it last year. They drove him bonkers and kissed him a lot then made him stay up late singing carols and he apparently got creamed in a pillow fight.

I bet the artists loved working on Hello Nurse.

Hello Nurse, and I forgot just how absurdly curvaceous this character was drawn until now, asks Plotz why bother when they can just leave the job for Santa? He informs her it’s because they have a clause in their contract that mandates it and if they don’t they can sue. Plotz understandably doesn’t want to deal with that, but wonders aloud where he can find someone stupid enough to do it? Right on cue, he spins in his chair and spies the security guard, Ralph (Welker), who certainly qualifies as stupid enough. Ralph is one of those characters that I don’t think children’s shows do anymore as he’s one of those “Dahh, okie dokie,” kind of morons that could be read as being an insensitive take on someone with an actual genetic condition.

Come on! It’s Christmas! Can’t we give Buttons a reprieve from crippling pain?

When we’re taken to Ralph, he’s basically closing down the Warner lot and saying goodbye to celebrities as they drive on out. The first to go is apparently Kevin Costner in a limo. The next is a station wagon and when Ralph wishes the vehicle a “Merry Christmas” the window rolls down to reveal it’s Buttons (Welker) and Mindy (Nancy Cartwright). She gets to utter her catchphrase, “Okay, I love you buh bye!” while Buttons has pain inflicted upon him when the car window goes up and catches his snout. It feels almost too cruel and looks especially painful for the poor dog. The hippo characters then walk out with Flavio (Welker) shown following his wife while carrying a mountain of wrapped gifts. He looks exhausted, but his wife Marita (MacNeille) calls out for him to come along as they have more shopping to do. Behind them is the mime character and as Flavio moves along an anvil tumbles out of a gift box from his pile and crushes the hapless mime.

Of course I’m getting in this image of the Batmobile.

Off to the side, Rita (Bernadette Peters) and Runt (Welker) are lurking and seeking a way onto the lot as Rita reasons they may be able to find some unguarded dumpsters. Runt is just along for the ride and by pairing him with the Ralph character it becomes quite apparent that Frank Welker’s voice for each character is essentially the same. Only Runt is doing a Rain Man impression to Ralph’s moron voice. Anyway, they slip in undetected as Ralph waves bye to the next guy to pull up, Michael Keaton, who is driving the ’89 Batmobile which Ralph refers to as a “lovely sedan.” Plotz, from his office, is able to build off of this rhyme by declaring “Give him a Santa suit, Ralph is our man!” as he and Dr. Scratchensniff shake on it.

They would get their own classic Christmas special years after this, but I feel like the show really should have given Pinky and The Brain their own Christmas cartoon.

We cut to later that night and the Warner tower is plastered with signs welcoming Santa and instructing him where to deposit their gifts. Yakko’s voice then comes in reading the start of “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas,” with Dot picking up the line about creatures stirring, only she points out there was a mouse stirring. This is our cue for Pinky (Paulsen) and The Brain (Maurice LaMarche) to enter. Brain is dressed as Santa and Pinky an elf and they apparently have a Christmassy plan to take over the world tonight which involves stealing Santa’s sleigh. Pinky responds by saying “Brain, you’re a genius, you simply astound me,” and as he does he whirls around and knocks Brain off of the water tower. As he goes screaming towards the ground, Pinky looks down and exclaims, “Narf! Brain’s gonna pound me!”

I have to hand it to the Warners, they keep a tidy home.

With Brain a pile of goo on the ground, we head inside the water tower. It’s looking rather festive including a giant tree in the middle. The Warners are gathered at the fireplace hanging their stockings and Wakko’s is the one that’s unusually large. Dot explains, “The stockings all hung so our name’s clearly showed,” and Wakko finishes the line by saying, “In hopes that old Santa would leave a big load.” That sounds gross. Yakko then blows us a kiss and says “Goodnight everybody!” as the three hop into bed. They continue with the poem and Wakko gets the part about sugar plums which appear in a thought cloud that he promptly eats. Yakko continues by saying “We were all feeling tired when we turned out the light,” then clicks the light back on to admit, “Forget it! There’s no way I’m sleeping tonight!”

We can’t forget about The Goodfeathers!

We then go to the part about the kids hearing a sound. They jump from their beds, take a tumble, and throw open the door to the water tower. And lo and behold they spy…a cat and a dog in the garbage – P-yew! It’s Rita and Runt again and they’re nosing around for some grub. Then the Warners hear a different sound – a miniature sleigh and eight pigeons with antlers! It’s Ralph Claus and he’s flying through the air being pulled by, as Yakko just told us, eight pigeons with antlers! This allows the Goodfeathers to sneak in as we see Squit (LaMarche), Bobby (John Mariano) and Pesto (Chick Vennera) struggling along with the other five pigeons to keep the rather large Ralph and his sleigh airborne. Despite his appearance, the Warners still refer to him as a little old driver and we get to see Ralph call out to his pigeons, “Duh, now, Bobby. Now, Squit. Now, Pesto. Now, Vixen. On, Comet. On, Cupid. On Richard and Nixon!”

I feel like Brain isn’t usually subjected to this much abuse.

The little sleigh gets tugged up to the top of the tower where Santa is hurled with Brain (now back on the tower) declaring “As soon as it lands we’ll take over the world!” Only the sleigh lands on the two mice and it’s not a pretty sight. They yank themselves out from under the runner of the sleigh, only for Santa Ralph to step on them as he exits it. Brain remarks, “Pinky, I am in considerable pain,” but Pinky is only able to reply in nonsense words of “Narf! Zoit! Poit! Gake!” before finishing with “I’m with you, Brain.” Inside the tower, the Warners are preparing for Santa’s imminent arrival, but before he can do that Squit has to tell Pesto his antlers look cute so the hot-headed pigeon has an excuse to whack him. With that out of the way, Santa makes his grand entrance by dropping through the ceiling like a sack full of bricks. The Warners inform us he’s likely concussed, and Ralph confirms it by wishing “Happy Easter, you guys!”

Everybody is getting creamed in this one!

The Warners haul him to his feet so that Yakko can make fun of his appearance before Ralph heads over to the tree to unload all the presents. Then it’s time for him to make his exit, but since this is a 90s cartoon he can’t lay his finger beside his nose, but inside it! Yakko tells us the dear network censor finds it totally gross so we don’t actually see him go three knuckles deep and instead we just see him climb the Christmas tree and out the hole in the roof. There Ralph hops back into his sleigh to signal the flock, but when they take off they drop like a rock. Ralph and the pigeons look rather worse for ware on the ground below, but what’s this? Up in the sky! Could it be?!

It just keeps getting worse for Ralph.

Yes, it is! It’s Santa! The real Santa who bellows out “Season’s greetings to all,” as he flies by the moon with all eight reindeer. Rita and Runt are then shown shouting out their thanks as Santa apparently left them some food that didn’t come from the garbage. Santa then circles back to make another pass before the moon while shouting out, “Merry Christmas to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot!” The Warners are shown waving from their tower at the departing Saint Nick as the cover from the book we’ve been reading from closes upon them.

A picture perfect ending.

We’re back in Skippy’s room and his aunt Slappy has apparently fallen asleep. Skippy closes the book and sets it aside and says “And Merry Christmas Aunt Slappy and to you girls and boys. As for me,” he curls up under his covers and closes his eyes. Then they snap open and the little squirrel leaps high in the air to add, “I’m going downstairs to open my toys!” And the little scamp races off while an iris shot closes out the scene.

Go check out that tree, Skippy! I guess he has a tree within a tree?

That’s the end of the main cartoon I want to talk about, but it’s not the end of the episode. A “Good Idea/Bad Idea” segment follows juxtaposing singing Christmas carols at Christmas with doing the same thing on the Fourth of July. The skeleton family gets blown up for their holiday mix-up which seems rather harsh. After that, we go into another cartoon: Jingle Boo. It’s a Chicken Boo sketch with a holiday theme, though it foregoes the usual opening. If you’ve never seen one of these, Chicken Boo is just an oversized chicken masquerading as a man, only he’s really not personified at all. He’s just a chicken. Most of the people in his orbit don’t seem to notice, but sometimes there is one person who does making it feel like a goofy Twilight Zone bit sometimes, which is how this one is going to go.

Just a perfect gift from the perfect Santa Claus.

The short begins with a shot of a Christmas tree positioned on top of a building. “Oh Tannenbaum” plays in the background which is soon replaced with an instrumental version of “Jingle Bells” as the camera pans down to reveal we’re outside of a store named Marcy’s. Inside we find a mall setting and there’s a massive line of children and parents waiting to see Santa Claus. One woman (Gail Matthius) remarks he’s the most convincing Santa she’s ever seen. The other adults, another mom (MacNeille) and a dad (Paulsen) seem to agree as the first woman’s child runs up and jumps on Santa’s lap. She seems to be credited as Sabina (MacNeille) in the credits and she has a real Pistol energy from Goof Troop which makes me wish they had Nancy Cartwright voice her. Anyway, she jumps onto Santa’s lap and we see that it’s clearly Chicken Boo in the suit. Sabina wants a Baby-Go-Burp doll for Christmas and one comes down a chute beside Santa and he hands it to her. It does a very exaggerated burp which the child is happy to show off to her mother by having it belch in her face.

The only smart person in this picture.

Another kid (sounds like Nate Ruegger again) follows and he asks for a Mr. Dude action figure complete with polyester power suit and dude accessories. The kid gets handed a figure of a man in a business suit with a cell phone and he seems pleased as he cries out “He is the real Santa!” before departing. Santa’s attention then turns to the next kid, Colin (Colin Wells). He has the same design as the little boy who is used in quick-hitting segments where he comes out of his house to tell the audience a story about some kid named Randy Beemer which always ends with him saying, “K – bye.” Only here, the little kid is terrified and it’s because he’s seemingly the only one who knows that Santa is actually a chicken. The two moms, who are still lingering despite their kids running off, derisively ask the boy’s father “Isn’t he a little old to be afraid of Santa Claus?” The dad seems embarrassed by his son’s behaviour and encourages him to go see Santa, but the kid refuses. There’s a rising hysteria in his voice as he says “He’ll peck my eyes out!” which sounds great.

Chicken Boo has been outed.

The rest of the patrons in line laugh at the kid for thinking Santa is a chicken which doesn’t seem to phase his dad. The other moms remark the kid needs therapy, but the dad just takes him by the hand and leads him to Santa. I’m surprised at the gentle touch being employed by dad here as I was expecting him to get angry, grab the kid, and slam him on Santa’s lap. The kid basically goes willingly, but with some hesitation, and the dad reassures him once he’s seated on Santa’s knee that it’s just jolly old Saint Nick. The kid remarks, “More like jolly old Saint Chick,” and begins tugging on Santa’s beard. It doesn’t come off initially, but a more forceful second tug causes it to come free and the whole stage area basically collapses. When the boy pops his head out, so too does Chicken Boo. The boy screams, Chicken Boo (Welker) clucks a return scream, and the dad finally realizes that Santa was, indeed, a chicken.

I guess he can try putting those wings to work.

The dad grabs his kid and runs off while Chicken Boo emerges from the rubble and shakes off some of the holiday ornaments stuck to his leg. The manager of the store (Welker) then comes storming over while the children scream and demands to know what’s going on. The angry moms then storm off with their kids threatening to never come back to this store again leaving the manager to direct his anger towards Chicken Boo. He fires the chicken on the spot, and then takes a jab at Arkansas by suggesting they may let chickens play Santa down there, but they don’t up here in New York City. He then boots Chicken Boo like a placekicker would a football and he goes crashing through the ceiling of the store and soaring into the air.

He is one lucky clucker.

Because it’s Christmas, there’s someone flying high above to catch the soaring chicken: Santa Claus (Harnell)! Chicken Boo lands in his sleigh and the jolly old elf gives out a hearty laugh and informs Chicken Boo that since it’s Christmas, they’re going to give him a happy ending for a change. Some elves then emerge from Santa’s sack and start singing “Jingle Bells,” but they change the lyrics to better describe the present situation. They soar through the night sky and head for a full moon, and as the elves finish their “Jingle Boo” song, Chicken Boo looks at the camera and clucks before an iris shot signals the end.

If you like moon shots then this episode has you covered. I think this is our third one?

Our next segment is “The Great Wakkorotti: The Holiday Concert” and it’s Wakko just belching the melody to “Jingle Bells.” There’s not much to say about it, but my kids think it’s one of the funniest things they’ve ever seen. It’s followed by yet another “Good Idea/Bad Idea” and this time it’s finding Easter eggs on Easter compared with finding Easter eggs on Christmas. Then we get another short starring the Warners titled “Toy Shop Terror.” It’s a strictly visual short that’s also not really Christmas themed. The Warners don’t speak until the very end, but it’s basically them causing mischief in a toy shop after the old toy maker goes to sleep. They get into a chase sequence with a security robot, which they end up destroying and returning to the old man. It’s okay. Following that is one of Yakko’s song sequences, this one “Yakko’s Universe,” which had been used in a prior episode. They clearly had some time to fill and since it begins with a snowy scene it must have felt appropriate to toss it in.

The toy shop short is fine, just not very Christmassy.

Following that, the episode is over. It’s a bit interesting for a Christmas episode of Animaniacs because it starts out very centered on the holiday, and then it sort of just peters out. It’s a bit of a shame that the main cartoon, “‘Twas the Day Before Christmas,” wasn’t simply longer. It felt like there was more that could have been done with that one which may have allowed for some of the other stuff to get cut. Not that anything that follows is bad, it’s just not entirely onbrand with a Christmas episode. “Jingle Boo” is a solid edition of Chicken Boo so if you like that character you’ll probably enjoy it. I’m a sucker anytime a character that usually just has misery inflicted upon it gets a happy ending, sort of like Barney Rubble finally getting some Fruity Pebbles in the classic holiday commercial. The toy store sequence doesn’t do much for me and belching Wakko makes me feel ill to my stomach. The final segment is pleasant enough though and that line about being tiny specs the size of Mickey Rooney has been stuck in my head for almost 30 years now.

Animaniacs has its own style of humor, sort of a modernized golden age toon, and it either works for you or it does not. I’m mostly charmed by it, but I know some people just can’t get into it. If I had to pick one Christmas themed episode of the show to watch, I’d go with this one as it’s superior to yet another version of Dickens even if it’s less focused as a result. If you would like to check it out, Animaniacs has been made available on DVD over the years and I still see it in big box stores when I’m in them. The show used to be streaming on Hulu, but their agreement with Warner has since expired leaving Yakko, Wakko, and Dot without a streaming home at present. Hopefully, that won’t be forever.

Can’t wait until tomorrow for more Christmas? Check out what we had to say on this day last year and beyond:

Dec. 3 – Popeye the Sailor – “Mister and Mistletoe”

Last year for the Christmas Spot we took a look at the 1960’s TV series Popeye the Sailor and its Christmas episode “Spinach Greetings.” There are a lot of Popeye fans in the world and my assumption is that most would not put Popeye the Sailor above the theatrical shorts that helped catapult Popeye to…

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Dec. 3 – The Simpsons – “The Way of the Dog”

It’s not often I get to look at a Christmas special from the same year I’m doing The Christmas Spot, but it also helps when that Christmas special premieres in May of the same of year. May?! Yeah, it’s weird, but for the 31st season finale of The Simpsons the show rolled out a Christmas…

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Dec. 15 – Animaniacs – “A Christmas Plotz”

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Original air date December 6, 1993

It’s rare when you encounter a cartoon series that has back-to-back episodes dedicated to Christmas, but that happened with the first season of Animaniacs. If you’re not familiar with the show, Animaniacs is essentially the spiritual successor to Tiny Toon Adventures as another Steven Spielberg presented cartoon series. It, even more so than Tiny Toons, draws inspiration from the golden era of cartoons when guys like Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and Friz Freleng were making audiences laugh at the movie theater. The series is a cartoon variety show with the main characters consisting of the fictional Warner brothers and Warner sister:  Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. It paired them up with many other newcomers like Slappy Squirrel, The Goodfeathers, and perhaps most famously the duo of Pinky and the Brain.

 

Animaniacs premiered on the Fox Kids network in the fall of 1993 and anchored Fox’s weekday afternoon lineup. Perhaps that’s why the producers and writers felt like they had room for multiple Christmas episodes. They aired back-to-back with a week of reruns in between with this one airing on December 6, 1993 and they were the last new episodes of the show to debut in 1993. Reruns took the Warners and Co. the rest of the way with new episodes premiering in 1994. Like a lot of Fox programs, the initial season was a direct to syndication order of 65 episodes with supplemental seasons tacked on. The show ran until 1998, finishing up on Kids’ WB after 99 episodes, and was followed by a direct-to-video movie, Wakko’s Wish, which is coincidentally a Christmas affair. It seems odd that the show wasn’t given one additional episode to get it to 100, an achievement it certainly deserved, but maybe that’s why Wakko’s Wish exists.

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Want to make an episode feel special? Just dress-up the opening credits a bit.

Animaniacs mixes a lot of slapstick humor with satire of celebrity culture. There’s numerous musical segments, honestly more than I remembered when I went back and watched it, and lots of micro segments which many fans probably recall fondly. I’m speaking of the Good Idea/Bad Idea stuff or that little kid who likes to talk about some other person named Randy. It also poked fun at broadcast standards via the Wheel of Morality and is also quite notable for slipping a few risqué jokes past the censors (Finger Prince?). It wasn’t a cheap show and often featured some of the best animation and musical numbers on television. It feels like a show that couldn’t exist today because of this, but Hulu is reportedly bringing the show back in 2020. It remains to be seen what the show will look and sound like, but most of the original cast is back onboard and it’s hard to imagine Amblin Entertainment allowing the show to look worse than it did 20 years ago.

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What’s better than dressing up the opening title sequence? Adding an homage to the old CBS Special Presentation bumper! Gets me every time.

The very first segment of the first Christmas themed episode is the one we’re looking at today:  A Christmas Plotz. Plotz refers to the name of the fictional CEO of the Warner Bros. Company Thaddeus Plotz (Frank Welker). He is ostensibly the one responsible for ordering the Warners be locked away in their tower, as detailed during the show’s infectious opening. He’s a miserable old miser, so you can probably see where this is going. Can Animaniacs do a worthwhile parody of A Christmas Carol, or is this yet another forgettable retread? Let’s find out.

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Warner Studios all ready for Christmas.

The episode begins with the fake news reel explaining the origins of the Warner Bros. Yakko (Rob Paulsen), Wakko (Jess Harnell) and their sister Dot (Tress MacNeille) were classic cartoon characters deemed too zany and crazy to exist. Their cartoons were blacklisted and they were sealed away, along with the Warners themselves, in the studio’s water tower. This news reel begins many episodes of the show, but this time it’s presented with snowflakes falling all around. These snowflakes carry over into the opening title sequence and I do love when shows dress-up their opening credits for Christmas! The Steven Spielberg cartoons were frequent contributors to such.

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Thaddeus Plotz is a man in need of some Christmas spirit.

When that business concludes, we begin the show. It’s Christmas time at the Warner Studios lot and some carolers are cheerily singing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.” In his office, Thaddeus Plotz is not enjoying the festive singing. He opens his window to scream at them and fling fruit cake as well. It seems his subordinates all give him fruit cake at this time of year, even though he hates it (doesn’t everybody?). As he returns to his desk, his security guard Ralph (Welker) enters the office. Plotz instructs him not to sit down as this won’t take long, but Ralph interrupts him by going into a little prepared speech. It seems he expects this meeting to end with him receiving his Christmas bonus, and he thanks Mr. Plotz for letting him work there and presents him with yet another fruit cake. Ralph is the classic dumb guy cartoon archetype. He frequently starts sentences with “Ahh,” or “Duhh,” and adds random plurals onto certain words thus making him immediately sympathetic, which is important for what follows.

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This image makes me feel genuinely crushed.

When Ralph finishes his little speech and presents Plotz with the fruit cake the old man is able to put on a happy face briefly despite his disgust. He then holds up a line graph which apparently details rising costs directly tied to the damage caused by the Warners. It’s Ralph’s job to keep them in line, and he’s failed miserably. Plotz fires him on the spot, then wishes him a sincere-sounding Merry Christmas. As Ralph’s eyes well-up with tears, he slumps his shoulders and walks out.

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This one features a Slappy cameo, but sadly she’s the only one.

That night, Plotz is still busy in his office with budgetary matters. He’s recording a voice memo in which he mentions that in order to cut costs employees will soon be expected to provide their own toilet paper. As he finishes up, an apparition appears before him. It’s Slappy Squirrel (Sherri Stoner) in the Jacob Marley role. She’s mostly transparent and blueish with chains draped over her and isn’t particularly happy to be there. When a frightened Plotz demands to know why she’s here, she pulls out a notebook and reads her lines about him being visited by three ghosts. When he asks why, she tells him she doesn’t know as she lost the rest of the script. She then marches out of there grumbling about how she’s doing this for scale and remarks that she needs a new agent.

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Bring on the ghosts! First up is Wakko as the Ghost of Christmas Past.

With Slappy gone, Plotz thinks he hallucinated her due to working too hard. He drinks some water and then the phone on his desk begins to ring. He answers it and a spectral Wakko pops out of the receiver. He’s mostly blue save for his red nose and hat. He’s also dressed in a manner similar to the classic interpretation of Tiny Tim and immediately goes into a little musical number about taking a trip back to the past to see how Plotz got here. He sets up a little movie theater for the two and finishes his song with a kiss. The reel-to-reel projector is fired up as Wakko enjoys some popcorn and we’re taken to our first scene of the past.

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This is a pretty on-brand way for Wakko to present the past to Plotz.

It’s the birth of Thaddeus Plotz! His mother (Nancy Linari) is resting comfortably and seems quite content with her new babe, but then the doctor brings her the bill and little Thaddeus jumps up in anger. He’s still ticked about the whole spanking of the bum thing by the doc and informs him that he’ll be hearing from his lawyers. We’re then shown a five-year-old Plotz as he confronts a mall Santa surrounded by said attorneys to make his annual demands of St. Nick. He expects many gifts, including a horse, and Santa seems bewildered. The Plotz of the present then informs us he was gifted a pony that year and he still seems ticked off by it. Plotz demands this farce end, but Wakko then shows him another vision of the past, one he promises is the worst. This time he’s an adult and seated behind his current desk. He’s telling an old man (Maurice LaMarche) his services are no longer needed, despite him begging to be allowed to keep his job. That old man was his dad, and Plotz still sees nothing wrong with usurping the company from his old man as he allowed him to keep his medical benefits.

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You just knew they would utilize the present pun. Dot even feels the need to draw attention to it by pointing it out.

Wakko and his accessories then vanish as Plotz returns to his desk once again questioning if what he just saw was real or not. He sits down at his desk and blames his vision on bad cocktail weenies (because that food was considered inherently funny in the 90s, like cheese) when he notices a large present on his desk. He thinks it’s going to be another fruitcake, but a spectral Dot pops out dressed in old-timey clothes and demands to know who he’s calling a fruitcake. She also points out the pun of her being the Ghost of Christmas Present and popping out of a present. She too has a little song to sing, and as she kicks away the nameplate on Plotz’s desk we can see his own name was misspelled on it (Thadius), though I don’t think that’s a joke just an animation goof.

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Well, at least they’re happy.

Dot takes Plotz to a trailer park, and I bet you can guess who lives here. It’s the home of the recently fired Ralph who is seated in an easy chair trying to calm his son (Paulsen) who is irate with Plotz for firing his dad. He assures the boy that everything will be okay. The pair are summoned to dinner and we get to meet Mrs. Ralph who inexplicably looks and sounds exactly like her husband. Their kid seems well-adjusted and perfectly fine though, so he apparently hasn’t been ravaged by his incestuous origin. Mrs. Ralph is serving what they can afford for Christmas dinner:  Turkey Jell-O. It looks pretty terrible, but Ralph is excited to eat it while little Ralph Jr. is decidedly not happy about this current situation. He claims to the camera he’s adopted, and we believe him, and vows to get even with Mr. Plotz some day.

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And Yakko makes three.

Plotz is a bit unnerved by Ralph Jr’s hatred of him and wants out. He soon finds himself back in his office. He’s apparently accepted the reality of this evening as he’s now concerned about the arrival of the third ghost. The clock striking midnight and a thunderstorm brewing outside seem to spook him as he tries to call for security, forgetting momentarily that Ralph was security. He then tries to leave, but finds the door locked. Turning around, he screams when he sees the third ghost. A being resembling the Grim Reaper approaches, sickle and all. It pins him to the door and says his name in a deep, hollow, voice as it extends a boney finger towards Plotz’s throat.

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Yakko’s song and dance number is certainly elaborate, but is it funny? Eh…

Yakko then emerges from the robes to announce he’s the Ghost of Christmas Future. He ditches the spooky stuff and sports a tuxedo as he goes into an elaborate song and dance routine announcing his arrival and intentions. It’s complete with female dancers (voiced by Carol Lombard, Kimberly Fligsten, Brianne Lepon, and Sara Ford) which Yakko hits on mercilessly while Plotz is dragged around and forced to keep pace. Yakko slips in insults here and there while Plotz drops his fear for a minute to just get angry and annoyed. The presence of the women allow Yakko to work in his “Hello, nurse” catchphrase, and the whole thing ends with Yakko tossing Plotz off of the magical stairs that appeared to land in an armchair. I do not know if this song is a direct parody of anything, but Yakko does go into a brief Groucho bit for a moment.

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I wonder who that guy could be?

With both Yakko and Plotz seated comfortably, Plotz looks around and realizes they’re still in his office. Only now it’s not his office. Yakko directs Plotz’s attention to the new man in charge, an angry guy with a huge, bald, head. He’s yelling about Urkel looking ridiculous with his pants pulled up so high at his age as he’s on the phone with someone. He slams it down and returns to his work and Yakko points out to Plotz that this man is actually Ralph Jr. all grown up. It seems he did get his revenge on Plotz, as we soon find out his fate. Unlike Scrooge, Plotz is still alive in this future, but he has suffered a fate worse than death. He’s been made the new Ralph and tasked with keeping the Warners in line. He looks mostly the same, only he has an unkempt mane of gray hair and his eyes are a bit sunken looking.

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Old man Plotz is forced to try and keep pace with the Warners. It’s actually pretty impressive a man of his age can do this much.

Plotz is horrified by the sight, and it only gets worse. The Warners then show up to taunt him, and as he chases after them with a net Ralph Jr. emerges from his window to call down to him. He admonishes him for not catching them, and when Plotz informs Ralph that they’re too fast, he unceremoniously fires the old man punctuating it with a cheerful “Merry Christmas,” just as he did to his father years ago. The future Plotz walks away disheartened, while present Plotz begins to pout and cry.

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The ghosts may be done, but the Warners still have a role to play.

Plotz soon realizes he’s back in his office. It’s Christmas morning, and now he has his chance for atonement. He kisses his desk when he realizes where he is and races over to the window. He goes into the usual routine as he calls out to some kids asking what day it is. It’s the Warners in their holiday threads, only now they’re not blue ghosts. They tell him it’s Christmas Day, and Dot remarks to the camera how he’s not too bright. Plotz then throws down a sack of money and tells them to go buy the biggest fruit cake they can find and deliver it to Ralph’s house. He even tells them to keep the change. Wakko declares that they’re rich and the trio grab the money and run.

 

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Plotz never really atones for his mistake, he just tries to cover it up.

At Ralph’s trailer, the whole place is bouncing up and down with Christmas cheer. The family is singing around their 8″ tall tree when a knock at the door disturbs their celebration. Ralph Jr. answers it to find it’s Plotz armed with a stack of presents. He barges in and demands to know why he’s hearing that Ralph left the studio. A confused Ralph points out that he fired him, but Plotz corrects him by saying he inspires him! He then charms Mrs. Ralph, before turning his attention to Ralph Jr. He begs the boy not to take over the studio, and then tries to bribe him with a pony. The kid demands a horse instead and Plotz makes an expression that basically says, “I deserved that.”

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Grovel, you swine!

Another knock at the door gets Plotz’s attention and he opens it to find the Warners. They tell him they brought the fruit cake and an excited Plotz races outside wanting to know where it is. They tell him they got the biggest they could find, and they weren’t kidding. A helicopter delivers a massive fruit cake, and drops the two-story monstrosity right on top of Plotz. His feet stick out from under it and all we can hear is unintelligible ranting. The Warners jump on top armed with spoons and assure him they can have him out by Easter. Wakko then wishes us all a merry Christmas as the sound of Christmas bells take us out of the segment.

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A fitting punishment for a lifetime of dickish behavior.

And that’s it for “A Christmas Plotz.” It’s followed by a musical number based on The Little Drummer Boy in which the Warners assume the role of the drummer and lead us through a fairly straight interpretation of the tale. It’s not particularly memorable, but if you like your Christmas with a side of Jesus then it’s probably right up your alley.

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The Warners get the last word, per usual.

“A Christmas Plotz” is pretty entertaining, as most cartoons starring the Warners tend to be. It’s a bit disappointing that a show as creative as Animaniacs went in this direction though as it didn’t really bring anything new to the table. It’s a pretty faithful adaptation of the old story truncated to 12 minutes or so and punctuated with jokes. The jokes are fairly easy, but still humorous. It’s still fair to question whether or not we ever needed Animaniacs to go this route. An original Christmas story would have been preferable, but obviously more work. I suppose I’m glad the Warners were thrust into the ghost role as opposed to that of the Cratchits. Maybe another holiday parody would have worked better? The slapstick nature of Home Alone would have lent itself well to the show, or maybe just have the Warners run wild through Santa’s workshop? A Christmas Carol parody is the lowest rung on the holiday special ladder, and I just can’t help but feel that this show is better than this. At least this show looks great as this particular episode was entirely animated by the renowned TMS Entertainment. Episodes of this show really don’t come any better in terms of looks than what you’ll see here.

img_0461Thankfully, if you want to spend the holidays with the cast of Animaniacs you have other options. There’s the episode that follows this which is less cohesive, but pretty fun. There’s also a Christmas cartoon starring Slappy featured in the penultimate episode of the show that’s fodder for a future countdown. And there’s also the previously mentioned Wakko’s Wish if you want to spend an even longer amount of time with the gang at Christmas. That feature has the added appeal of making use of the full ensemble so it’s a bit like a celebration or grand finale for the show. If you’re really into the show though, you’ll probably just want to watch all of them. And if so, don’t forget the excellent Pinky and the Brain holiday special!

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This cartoon is fine, but the episode that follows makes better use of the entire cast making it my preferred Christmas episode of the two.

If you do indeed wish to invest some of your Christmas viewing time into Animaniacs then it’s pretty easy to do so. The entire show is available to purchase on physical media or through digital means. By far, the easiest way though is via Hulu which has the entire series plus the movie on it. It also has other Spielberg cartoons so you can really indulge in some 90s animation and basically all of them feature a Christmas special or two. There’s certainly room for Animaniacs at Christmas time, so hopefully you find an episode that works for you.


Dec. 21 – A Pinky and the Brain Christmas

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For as great as this episode looks, that is one ugly title card.

When Warner Bros. was looking to launch its own network which would feature weekday afternoon and weekend morning cartoon blocks they looked to the past to fill out the ranks. In particular, they went to their cartoons that had been running on the Fox network for sometime. When the rights to those shows expired, such as with Batman and Tiny Toon Adventures, Warner simply moved them to their own network. For something like Animaniacs which was still ongoing, they simply created a spin-off. And probably the most popular part of Animaniacs, aside from the main Warner siblings, was Pinky and the Brain.

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This special, like many holiday themed episodes, received a VHS release.

If you were a kid in the 90s then you’re likely familiar with this odd couple duo. Pinky and the Brain, as the theme song informs us, is a duo of lab mice where one is a genius and the other is insane. You can probably guess which is which based on their names. Each short they were featured in on Animaniacs involved Brain coming up with a scheme for world domination, and it was always introduced with this setup:

Pinky:  Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?

Brain:  The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!

Brain is voiced by Maurice LaMarche doing his Orson Welles impersonation that has been featured on The Simpsons and Futurama at this point. Cartoon veteran Rob Paulsen handles the role of Pinky in his most outlandish toon voice (I seriously forgot it was him until doing research for this write-up) that he can probably do. Familiar voices Frank Welker and Tress MacNeille were also regulars on the show. The show lasted four seasons airing from 1995 – 1998. Almost every episode involves Brain coming up with a crazy scheme and Pinky usually messes it up for him. Why a brainiac like the Brain kept Pinky around is something we’ll never understand. For their own show, the plots were freshened up some to seem less redundant, but the goal was always there. Brain, surprisingly, is actually pretty gentle with Pinky. He’s a not a Ren-type who slaps his dim-witted partner when he fouls-up, so maybe he actually genuinely likes his mentally-challenged friend. Also a bit surprising, is during the show’s first season the writers tackled a Christmas episode. Airing on December 13, 1995, “A Pinky and the Brain Christmas” involves the Brain coming up with a plan to use Santa Claus to take over the world.

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Adding some holiday flair to the opening credits is a nice touch previously seen with Tiny Toons.

The episode opens with the familiar credits dressed-up for the holidays. There’s snow falling and some of the lyrics are changed-up to reflect the coming Christmas holiday. It’s a nice touch and one the Warner cartoons did on more than one occasion. Pinky is in a jolly mood bouncing around being his looney self singing Christmas carols while Brain is hard at work. Pinky sits down to start writing his letter to Santa, while Brain drops a doll that resembles himself behind Pinky. When Pinky turns to look at the Brain-doll, Brain starts speaking through it and is able to hypnotize Pinky. He makes Pinky do some stuff to demonstrate the doll’s power including making him think he’s standing in hot sand (Pinky doesn’t try to get off the “sand” and instead screams) and asks him to impersonate William Buckley resulting in Pinky just shrugging his shoulders indicating he has no idea who that is. Brain asks him to do Regis Philbin instead and Pinky goes bonkers giving us our first dated joke of the episode.

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Behold the Noodle Noggin!

After releasing his hold on Pinky, Brain explains he can use his doll, Noodle Noggin, to also hypnotize humans. Pinky then asks him if he’s sure he wants to take over the world on Christmas and we get some cut-away gags! I didn’t watch this show a lot as a kid, but I don’t remember the cut-away being a big part of the show’s construction. They’re introduced just like Peter Griffin would, “Remember that time you played Santa?,” and it’s kind of amusing for that reason. The actual jokes aren’t great, although the second one references those suction-cup stuffed animals tons of people would have in a car window. Brain insists he wants to go through with his plan on Christmas and explains it to Pinky. They need to get a Noodle Noggin into every home so Brain can hypnotize the world. Unfortunately, creating the billion dolls they need to pull this off would require over 100 years of labor for the two of them. Then Brain notices a help wanted ad in the paper for elves at the North Pole giving him the idea to use Santa’s work shop to create the billion dolls they require.

Pinky is over-joyed to be going off to see Santa as the duo plan to play elves. They create a very crude dummy (during the commercial break) to play the role of their caretaker and hitch a ride on a small plane to the North Pole. The pilot isn’t very bright and just thinks her passenger is quiet comparing him to a previous boyfriend, who she informs us turned out to be a propane tank. She’s a character, all right. While riding in the plane, Pinky continues work on his letter to Santa. When Brain ridicules him by saying Santa could not possibly read every letter, Pinky corrects him by saying the elves in the mailroom handle that and enter everything into a massive computer. Brain bristles at the thought, but I’m certain Pinky’s assumption will prove true because that’s the kind of joke this series likes to make.

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Pinky and Brain disguised as elves.

When the pilot tells the dummy to take the wheel for a minute they go into a dive. She slaps the dummy and his head pops off, though she doesn’t react in a horrified manner to decapitating her passenger. Instead she continues to scold it while Pinky and Brain struggle to remain in their cage. The passenger door pops open and the dummy tumbles out. Brain is able to grab the dummy’s falling head, which was apparently a pillow case, and he and Pinky are able to use it as a make-shift parachute. As they fall, Pinky remarks to Brain that he doesn’t want to be an elf. “What do you want to be?” “A dentist!” “You’ve seen too many Christmas specials, Pinky.”

The mice somehow manage to acquire a team of sled-dogs and manage to find the North Pole with minimal effort. Once there, they put on their elf disguises and head in for a job interview. Brain lists his many qualifications to the interviewer whom agrees they’re worthy of a hire, but sends them to the mail room. As expected, the mail room is exactly as Pinky imagined. He’s loving being in Santa’s work shop, and Brain isn’t too down-hearted as he sees a way to make this work to their advantage. Brain simply adds Noodle Noggin dolls to all of the lists and we cut to Santa working out (while eating a turkey leg) and looking over the lists wondering what a Noodle Noggin doll is.

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The duo are unable to evade Schotzie, who was previously mocked by Santa for still having a goatee.

Back in the mailroom, Pinky is delighted to see all of the elves are being invited to a party at Donner the reindeers house. Brain remarks that he sees no appeal in joining the Donner party for anything – hah! I bet that one went right over the heads of this show’s target audience. When Brain finishes with the letters, Pinky points out there’s still his to enter and Brain tells him to grow up. They set out for the work shop with Brain’s Noodle Noggin blue prints so they can get these dolls into production. They spot the design room and when the elf in plain sight heads off somewhere, they enter to drop off the plans. They, however, run into the elf that interviewed them (Schotzie, who appears to be Santa’s #1 elf) and he questions what they’re doing there. Brain tries to say it’s a union-mandated break, but the elf points out they don’t have a union prompting Brain to question if that’s wise. Santa’s work shop is apparently very against unions because the elf reacts negatively and gives chase, pulling off their ear disguises in the process. Recognizing that Pinky and Brain are in fact not elves, he sounds the alarm.

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The work shop in action.

Pinky and Brain run into a toy room full of toy cars. They try a girl’s toy first, but it’s just a fancy makeup case that won’t drive. The second is a dump truck that is much too slow, while the third is a race car that’s plenty fast. Unfortunately for them, it’s also an RC car and Schotzie has the remote. He crashes the car and apprehends the two, pulling off the remainder of their disguise. Brain tries to tell him they’re Canadian elves just trying to blend in, but Schotzie informs them they’ve failed.

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I’m not sure if this was a print ad or something, but it would have been a much better title card for the episode.

After the break, Pinky and Brain find themselves under the bright lights in an interrogation room. Schotzie wants answers, but Brain is naturally reluctant to reveal why they’re really there. They’ve also been fully undressed and they’re just sitting there as lab mice. Another elf finds the Noodle Noggin blue prints and Schotzie immediately thinks it’s espionage. He accuses them of working for other various holiday institutions before Pinky tries to explain how they really came to have the blue prints. Brain hushes him, happy to have Schotzie and the elves think they’re common thieves and still produce his doll. Schotzie falls for it and tells the other elf to get these into production and fast. While doing so, Brain and Pinky run off. They’d have probably been able to escape but Pinky happily yells out that they’re getting away, thinking it’s all a game, apparently.

A chase scene commences and we get a look at the rest of Santa’s work shop. Various assembly lines are shown constructing toys, including Brain’s Noodle Noggin. Brain decides to hide out among the dolls by jumping into the assembly line and instructs Pinky to do the same and to just look like him, which he does rather well. Schotzie almost spots them, but gets called away because Santa can’t remember that thing he always says to make the sleigh fly. The plan is going well, until Brain realizes they’re about to have Noodle Noggin arms jammed into their bodies. That’s not as bad as what’s next – head removal so a speaker can be inserted. Brain tries to free himself from the assembly line’s feet shackles, but can’t, and a doomed look crosses his face. Off-camera, the technician apparently fails at removing Brain’s head and he’s tossed into a bin marked “Rejects.” There, we see Brain’s head has been turned completely around. He fixes it just as Pinky comes sailing in. A janitor elf, with what appears to be a candy cane dangling out of his mouth to resemble a cigarette, comes by to empty the bin into his garbage can.

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They’re not the most convincing reindeer.

Outside, the duo finds themselves in a dumpster, but they’re just in time see Santa as he heads to his sleigh. Brain sees this as an opportunity for escape, while Pinky sees it as his last chance to give Santa his letter. Brain angrily tells Pinky they’re not going to do that, and the two disguise themselves (poorly) as reindeer amongst Santa’s team (which includes Rudolph!). Santa and Shotzie stand over the two ridiculous looking mice and regard them appropriately, but not enough to remove them from the team. Santa takes off and when Brain notices they’re above ACME Labs they remove their harness and plummet all the way through the ceiling window (apparently they didn’t really need that parachute earlier) smashing onto a lab bench. Unfortunately, they landed on Brain’s transmitter for his Noodle Noggin dolls and he must scramble to rebuild it.

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I never thought Brain could appear so sad.

Pinky, now realizing he’ll never be able to give his letter to Santa, becomes inconsolable. Brain needs Pinky to stand by a power switch and turn it on when the meter hits red, but Pinky is basically sobbing and hysterical. Brain grows ever-frustrated, snatches the list, and places Pinky into position who just whimpers obediently. Brain, standing with a maniacal look on his face, prepares for the moment to arrive. We see Noodle Noggin dolls have been delivered all over the world, including even to President Clinton. As Pinky goes to throw the switch, Brain takes notice of Pinky’s letter. Turns out, it was a letter to Santa from Pinky telling Santa how much he loves his best pal, The Brain. It includes observations about how determined he is in spite of his many failures, and asks Santa if he has The World in his sack. Brain is overcome with emotion, and when the time comes to broadcast he’s at first speechless. Pinky implores him to speak through his machine, and finally finding words, all Brain can do is command the world to have a  Merry Christmas while sobbing like a child. He then goes about smashing the device, apparently viewing it as something that caused him to hurt his dear friend Pinky.

The world reacts accordingly, and it appears everyone does indeed enjoy a very, merry Christmas. Brain gives Pinky a Christmas gift – a spell checker, apparently inspired by Pinky’s letter writing. Pinky gives Brain his gift too – the world, as a keychain, plus a great big hug. Brain resists only slightly, as Christmas carols lead us into the familiar Pinky and the Brain theme song.

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Pinky gives Brain what he’s always wanted.

“A Pinky and the Brain Christmas” is pretty entertaining, and I’m surprised I didn’t see the ending coming until basically it got there. I figured Pinky’s letter to Santa would play a role in foiling things for Brain, just not in that way, though I probably should have. The humor isn’t as manic as Animaniacs, and some of the jokes are quite dated, but Pinky manages to be over-the-top without being too annoying and Brain is the perfect foil. I like that Brain ended up foiling his own scheme this time. The plan essentially worked, and global domination was in his hands, but he turned it down because his quest made him treat his friend like crap. It’s a cute ending, though maybe not as emotional as the writers thought it would be. The animation is wonderful though, and that whole ending sequence shows it off with the various facial expressions made by both Pinky and Brain, which are the type we hardly ever see from them.

2As for watching this special this year, that remains to be seen. Boomerang was showing Pinky and the Brain, but I don’t know that it still does. The show was released on DVD in its entirety and this special even had its own VHS release back in 1996, if you really want to dust off your VCR. Perhaps more than any other special I’ve covered this year, this one feels worth digging up because it’s pretty unique, and for me it’s still pretty fresh as I’ve rarely seen it on television. I always enjoy cartoons the focus on diminutive main characters as seeing the world from their perspective is a great deal of fun for me. Check it out, if you can.