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Dec. 22 – The Snowman

Original air date December 26, 1982.

Today and for the 32nd best Christmas special we’re doing something a little different. Back when I first did such a list in 2015, my write-ups were fairly brief and more like reviews. Back then, The Snowman came in at number 20, but in the years since it has slipped on my own personal rankings. That has little to do with the quality of The Snowman and more about personal preference. However, many cite The Snowman as a holiday favorite and I find those that do really love it tend to want to sing its praises quite a bit. It’s an especially popular title across the pond in the United Kingdom as well as other European countries. It’s never had a big following in the United States and most likely remember it best for the promotional commercials that would air on Nickelodeon in the early 1990s.

I don’t remember when I first saw The Snowman. I think I encountered the book first which is a wordless picture book about a boy and his brief adventure with a magical snowman. The wordless nature of it, as well as my affinity for a different talking snowman, probably prevented me from loving the story. It did not prevent me from wanting that set often advertised on Nickelodeon, but I could never get my mother to bite.

For this countdown, I’ve just been ranking all of the specials I’ve looked at while filling in some gaps with a few I never talked about. With The Snowman, it felt like a proper write-up was warranted even if I had already looked at it. In truth, I considered doing a more in-depth write-up for all of those initial specials that fell out of my top 25. Zim, Pooh, Orel – they all are worthy of more time, I just don’t necessarily have such time available to me. If I am to redo one of them, it kind of has to be The Snowman.

The Snowman has had different introductions tacked onto it over the years, most of them for the British broadcast. Even David Bowie was added to one of them. The version I’m watching for this is just the movie itself which just opens with a simple title over a snowy setting. A piano version of “Walking in the Air” by Howard Blake, the central theme of the special, brings us in. It’s a very beautiful, but also haunting, kind of song. There’s a touch of melancholy to it and it’s easy to see why the Finnish symphonic metal act Nightwish did a cover of it. This thing is right up their alley.

As the book was wordless, so is the special. The look of the special sought to emulate the look of the book’s artwork as well so it’s all done with pastels and crayons, for the most part. There’s a flatness to the characters and setting and at first one might even expect this to be more of a moving picture book approach which was popular for a time with children’s media. It’s not though and it’s fully animated with the production company credited as TVC London. Dianne Jackson is the credited director.

Wake up, kid, it’s time to make the snowman!

The camera soars over the scenery, said to be inspired by the home of author Raymond Briggs of Brighton, which consists of horses and fields and comes to rest on a home. Inside, a red-headed child is waking from his slumber. We’ll eventually learn that his name is James via the tag on a gift later. He slowly rises from his slumber, but once he sees the snow falling outside, he springs into action! The music is playful as James discards his pajamas and gets dressed. He’s apparently in quite the hurry as he doesn’t even put underwear on. Careful when zipping that fly, James! He runs downstairs and nearly collides with his father who is heading for the stairs in his robe and pajamas looking like he’s still waking up. He bursts into the kitchen presumably for his boots, while his mother gestures to a drying rack which contains some socks that have been left out to dry. He grabs them and slips them on his feet before grabbing his boots. As he puts them on at the door, his mother shoves a knit cap onto his head, but it pops off as soon as James stands up.

You know, I could make a tasteless joke here, but I’m not going to defile a children’s classic.

Outside, dressed only in denim and a sweater, James stomps through the snow seemingly entertained just by the mere fact his steps leave footprints behind. He tries some swinging from a branch which knocks snow off and soon turns his attention to the act of making snowballs. He flings one at the house which hits the rear window which doesn’t seem to please his mother much. She scolds him from the window and James turns around and sulks away. This is the catalyst for his next activity: snowman building! James rolls up a big ball of snow then uses a shovel to add to it making a big, lumpy, thing in the snow. His activity is paused briefly by his mother insisting on him actually eating something, but once finished he immediately returns to his snowman-building. He rolls up another ball to place on top of what he’s already sculpted which forms the head. He’s able to enlist his mother’s help in getting a scarf and a worn out looking floppy hat to add to his creation. Some coal for the eyes and buttons and a tangerine for the nose complete the look.

That seems like an appropriate way to greet a snowman.

James seems to regard his creation with an approving smile, but darkness has fallen and it’s time he return to the house. His glove-less hands must be freezing at this point too. Once inside, we get our first clue that it’s nearly Christmas as there’s a small, lit, tree in the corner of the den. James’ dad is making toast over the fire which must be pulled from Briggs’ childhood, I would presume. It did have me wondering what the time period is for this, but there’s a television in the room so it’s not that old. Even though he’s inside, James can’t get the snowman out of his mind as he keeps staring at it out the window until his dad gestures to his watch suggesting it’s time for bed. James heads upstairs and we see him get into his pajamas and brush his teeth all the while sneaking peeks out the window at his snowman. Once he’s finally in bed, he seems to toss and turn. There’s a small clock on his nightstand, but it’s part of the background and doesn’t change to show the passage of time. James eventually gives up on sleep and throws on his robe and slippers and sneaks downstairs. Now we catch a glimpse of a grandfather clock indicating its midnight so the kid gave it a good shot when it comes to sleeping. As he looks outside at his snowman, the sculpture begins to glow with rainbow light. Then the snowman turns and looks at James!

Ornaments are fun.

I suppose a once inanimate object coming to life could be a bit alarming, but the Snowman is such a benevolent looking creature that it would be hard to draw any fear from it. James opens the door to the home and the Snowman greets him with a bow. They shake hands and James does the polite thing and welcomes the Snowman into his home. There the newly brought to life creature marvels at the modern technology on display. He takes particular delight in the Christmas tree which James turns on for his amusement. The two have fun looking at their faces distort in a glass ornament before James introduces the Snowman to what is likely his best friend: TV. The Snowman sits in a chair and takes it in, though the animation doesn’t actually display anything on the TV itself. He then realizes he’s getting hot and that’s because the fireplace still contains a bed of hot coals. James sees this and figures out it’s probably best to take the Snowman somewhere else.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

Into the kitchen they go, which after a bit of fun with a light switch the Snowman plays with the faucet. He also finds a bottle of soap which amuses him as he squeezes it to produce tiny bubbles. There’s a cake on the table which has a small effigy of the Snowman himself on it. Apparently that’s how James’ mother spent her day. The Snowman takes note of a bowl of fruit and models new noses to the amusement of James before returning to his more sensible tangerine. James shows him the refrigerator next, which the Snowman holds his hands in front of like a normal person might place their hands over a fire.

Stupid snowman doesn’t know how to put on pants.

Following their little adventure through the kitchen, James gets the bright idea to bring the Snowman into his parents’ bedroom. Why? I don’t know, but I think if I were in his position that’s the last place I’d want to bring him. He seems fascinated, and slightly scared, by the snoring of the father figure, but soon the Snowman’s attention turns to some dentures in a cup (how old is this guy?). Now with teeth, the Snowman checks out his new smile in the mirror which is a bit horrifying. Snowmen shouldn’t have teeth. James seems pretty amused by the whole thing so I guess that’s good. The Snowman next finds the mother’s makeup and gives himself some rosy cheeks. James directs him to a wardrobe for he apparently thinks the Snowman could use a new look. He puts on some trousers, suspenders, and an even bigger, floppier, hat. He then takes notice of some perfume, but the scent of which seems to irritate his tangerine nose. How? That’s a mystery for another day. Before the Snowman can sneeze and potentially wake up the parents, James removes the hat and strips him of his pants before pushing him out the door into the hallway. There the sneeze is able to pass harmlessly.

It’s now time for the Snowman to see James’ room. A small music box with a dancer atop it gets the Snowman’s attention and he turns it on. Some chimes enter the score like one would find in a music box and the Snowman begins to dance as James shines a spotlight on him. A step on a roller skate sends him stumbling, but he regains his balance, but not before stepping on a toy train and switching it on. This just leads to more dancing though with James joining in. How the parents remain asleep is a greater mystery than what brought this snowman to life. And it’s especially so after he crashes into more toys and ends up on the floor. James leads the Snowman out into the hall where the Snowman takes notice of something outside the window covered by a tarp.

This seems like a bad idea.

James leads the Snowman back outside to the object and the two uncover it to find – a motorcycle! Would you allow a snowman who just came to life to ride what I assume is this kid’s father’s motorcycle? I’m not sure I would, but I’m not James. After a quick demonstration, the Snowman hops onto the bike, puts on a helmet, and fires it up! He awkwardly rumbles around the yard before coming to a stop and gesturing for James to get on. Would you climb onto a motorcycle driven by a snowman who just came to life? If you said “Yes,” then you’re far braver than I. James puts on his helmet and hops on and the camera changes to a first-person perspective as the pair ride through the night. It jumps back and forth between first person and third as the two ride past pheasants, rabbits, and even a horse. The Snowman takes the bike into a forest and the first-person shots here are more nerve-wracking than the speeder bike stuff from Return of the Jedi. He somehow manages to get James and himself back to the house in one piece, though his inner thighs are apparently chapped when he gets off the bike and are practically glowing.

James decides to remedy this by bringing the Snowman into his garage where a deep freezer is located. Since he enjoyed the small one so much in the house, it’s hardly a surprise that he’d like this one. He basically climbs into it like one would a hot tub and enjoys placing bagged, frozen, vegetables on his head. He then sits up, and looking a bit more pensive, reaches underneath himself to pull out what appears to be a box of frozen fish. There’s a wintery scene on it and the Snowman looks up to the ceiling like he longs to be wherever the image on this box came from. He rises out of the freezer and looks sadly over his shoulder at James, before walking out. James seems sad, but also conflicted, as he appears to know that the Snowman is preparing to leave him. He runs out the door after him and grabs onto his hand with a smile. The Snowman returns the smile and then starts running. James does the same and continues holding on as the Snowman rumbles through the yard and then up into the sky!

He flies despite the presence of wings. That’s one talented snowman.

Yes, this Snowman can fly. Why? He’s magic – who cares? This is the ever popular “Walking in the Air” segment, the only part of the special with words which are sung by Peter Auty. With the vocals added, the song feels even more haunting, but no less beautiful. As the pair fly, they look down on other homes with snowmen and snowwomen and soon they join them in the sky as they soar over South Downs, the Channel Coast, Royal Pavilion, Brighton Palace Pier, and the coast of Norway all the way up into the arctic. Along the way, a few people witness this incredible display including one guy on a party boat who seems to blame the booze and a young girl looking out the window likely hoping to catch a glimpse of Father Christmas (it’s British, we have to go with the Father Christmas name). As the pair reach the arctic, I do have to point out the presence of penguins which is inaccurate, but maybe they’re magic too?

It wouldn’t be much of a Christmas special without this guy!

The duo lands outside a forest and the Snowman leads James inside. We’re treated to perhaps my favorite shot thus far as it’s a layered scenery with trees in the foreground and background and the characters in the middle. The trees part and the pair find a big gathering of snow people! It would appear to be a festive atmosphere, and as James and the Snowman make their way through they find at the center of the gathering none other than Father Christmas himself! He looks rather Santa-ish in this one sporting a red suit and black boots, but he also has an apron on as he’s apparently the host of this little party. He welcomes James in with a big hug like he’s an old friend. He parades him around like he’s introducing him to the snow people and James is able to sample some of the food.

These guys may have only just come to life, but they know how to party.

Father Christmas signals to another snowman which is apparently the sign to get this party started! A band starts up and we’re treated to a long sequence of James dancing with various snow people along with shots of said snow people getting blasted. When your life is as short as that of a snowman you need to get as much into it as possible. The various snow people are sporting different garments implying a multicultural background. There’s even some flirtation going on between the male and female snow people, though what actually separates the genders would appear to be just clothing. It’s a very progressive society. James gets to dance with them and is often depicted as the center of attention. It’s almost as if they’re throwing a party just for him.

Father Christmas knows what this kid likes.

When things settle down a bit, Father Christmas helps James off the ground and gestures to a rather plain looking barn. It’s actually a stable and inside are two reindeer! James runs over to rub their snouts while Father Christmas heads over to his sleigh which is packed full of toys. He pulls out a gift for James and hands it over. Inside James finds a scarf with a snowman pattern on it. At this point, the Snowman seems to be taking note of something with some degree of concern. Likely dawn approaches, and after giving Father Christmas a big hug James and the Snowman return to the sky to presumably head back home.

That’s a cozy image.

To my surprise, there’s no reprise of “Walking in the Air,” but the music is no less pleasant. The duo fly over the same locations they flew over before as they retrace their flight pattern. James remains delighted by all of this while the Snowman looks somewhat concerned. Perhaps there’s some connection between his magic and the dawn? A smile returns to his face as James gestures towards his house. The two soon touchdown in the yard and the Snowman ushers James into the house. The boy stops at the door, then looking back at the Snowman smiling at him, returns the smile and runs over for a big hug. The two appear to relish the embrace before James heads inside and the Snowman returns to his silent vigil in front of the house. James peeks at the Snowman through every window leading up to his room before finally giving in to sleep.

You can’t end a night like this on a handshake.

Sunlight bleeds into the boy’s room and he immediately springs forth from his bed. Tossing on his robe and slippers, he races past his parents who are all dressed and eating breakfast in the kitchen. His father looks almost annoyed with his son while his mother just seems surprised to see him race past the pair and out the door. There it’s gut punch time as James comes upon the remains of the Snowman. All that is left is a lump of snow, some pieces of coal, and the small bits of clothing the Snowman once wore. He looks devastated, but James reaches into the pocket of his robe and pulls out the scarf Father Christmas gifted him the night before. The realization that it wasn’t just some dream seems to do little to console the boy as he falls to his knees. “Walking in the Air” returns in instrumental form as the camera pans back and the image of James and the Snowman’s remains fade out. Almost like a final twist of the knife, the words “The Snowman was…” come across the screen to introduce the credits.

Sorry James, it had to happen at some point.

It’s not hard to see why so many have fallen in love with The Snowman. A simple, whimsical, tale about a boy and a magic snowman set to stirring music with a unique visual style that ends with abrupt sadness is the sort of thing that leaves a lasting impression. Especially on the developing mind of a child. Imagine how our attitude towards Frosty the Snowman would change if he stayed melted? It makes sense that a story about a man made of snow would end with him melted. Building a snowman is something all children who grow up in a cold climate do and seeing that snowman gradually turn into a formless mass after days in the sun is just one of those things that happens. It can’t be stopped. At least James was spared his snowman turning into something more horrific in nature. Usually their faces become almost ghoul-like and their heads shrink as they wither away. This snowman’s death appeared to be far quicker and painless.

For me, I wonder how reliant this story is on that ending. Up until that point, it’s just a fun, simple, little tale. There’s some good observational humor about what a snowman might find interesting about the average home while the detour to the North Pole feels a bit more disconnected. I don’t particularly feel anything by seeing James party with the snow people. It instead feels more like world-building as of course there are other magic snow people in the world, not just this one guy from Brighton. The Christmas stuff was apparently added for the special. I know I used to own the book as a child, but I honestly don’t remember anything about it. I basically have to trust Wikipedia on that.

The decision to base the look of this special on the book helps create synergy between the two. While the stories may differ slightly, having them basically look the same goes a long way in helping a child to connect with both regardless of which one they interacted with first. The look is pleasing, but the score is the real star for me. Howard Blake seems to almost have approached this like a ballet. There’s a lot of personality in each song which helps set the scene. It makes sense since the story is told without words. I, like many, adore “Walking in the Air,” though I much prefer the instrumental version that brings the story in and ushers it out. The lyrics almost take me out of the moment during the flying sequence since up until that point we’ve gone it without words. I don’t know if such a thing exists, but I would enjoy seeing a cut that omits the lyrics and keeps everything purely instrumental.

They know how to make it hurt.

How much this ending stuck with you likely informs how much you enjoy it. Or perhaps don’t. Like I said before, I don’t remember my first viewing, but I do recall the book. I found the “death” of the snowman at the end to be a bit unsettling as a child. I didn’t like how it made me feel and I associate that cover with the simple depiction of a smiling snowman as something to avoid. It was not a book I liked and just seeing or touching it would create a feeling of dread. It’s interesting since I watched the film Bambi many times and never reacted similarly. Of course, that was me as a kid. As an adult I do quite like this one and there’s a part of me that’s almost embarrassed that I don’t like it more than I do. I feel like I should have this ranked higher than Frosty the Snowman, but it doesn’t make sense to force the issue. Still, number 32 is hardly a bad place to find one’s self in a ranking of Christmas specials. And if you do love this one then I do recommend at least checking out the sequel made in 2012, The Snowman and the Snow Dog. It’s not as good. In fact, it’s inferior in every way aside from maybe the gut punch component since we’re introducing a dog. It’s actually a great deal sadder and if you dislike doggy death then best avoid it. If it’s just snowman death you’re after, then stick with this one.

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Dragonlance – Dragons of Eternity (2024)

Cover by Philipp Urlich.

When I first heard about the existence of Dragonlance Destinies, two of the three books in the trilogy were already completed and released to the world. It’s a remarkably convenient way to consume a trilogy of books, because not only were two of the three out, but the third was about a month away from release. Being unplugged from the world of Dragonlance meant that I could go in without much knowledge of what was to come. It was almost like walking into a random movie theater for a film I had never seen a trailer for. It’s my preferred way to take-in just about any piece of entertainment. The less I know going in the better. And when I started reading that first book, Dragons of Deceit, and found it took place after the book Test of the Twins, but before Dragons of Summer Flame, it had me wondering why that was? Was this trilogy a way for authors Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman to take their precious characters on one more adventure before moving on from Dragonlance? Or, considering the fact that time travel was set to play a prominent role in the trilogy, was this going to be a way to reboot the series? Now that I am done with the third book, I can safely say I feel like I have the answer to both questions.

I say that as a mild warning, because if you’re like me and you don’t know much about this trilogy going in then you may want to avoid reading about it at all. Especially if you loved Dragonlance at any point in your life because I can safely say if that is true then you’ll have a good enough time with this new trilogy. If you want a simple recommendation, a yay or nay, to Dragonlance Destinies then consider this a “yay.” It’s not perfect, but it’s a nice nostalgia blanket. The books are breezy, easily consumed within a week when reading casually, or consumed much faster if that is your preference. The cast of characters is a bit large, but they’re also largely familiar so there’s no real fear of getting lost even if your speed of consumption is much more deliberate.

With that out of the way, lets recap quickly where Dragons of Fate left off and Dragons of Eternity begins. Our time displaced heroes Raistlin, Tas, Sturm, Destina, and Kairn, had just escaped the past where they had been sent in the first novel in the trilogy. They had found themselves in the age of Huma, or the Third Dragon War, along with the embodiment of the god Chaos that had been trapped in the Graygem and hung around the neck of Destina Rosethorn. She had wanted to use Chaos to travel back in time and save her father, but through a calamity of errors she and the rest ended up much farther back than intended. Everything went wrong at the end of Dragons of Fate. Huma and his silver dragon lover, Gwyneth, were both murdered by an assassin. The Queen of Darkness, Takhisis, was on the verge of victory in a battle she wasn’t supposed to win. The heroes escaped, but the Device of Time Journeying took them to a future they didn’t recognize. Kairn found himself at The Inn of the Last Home just before the The War of the Lance was supposed to break out, only instead of a reunion of friends he found a city occupied by the Dark Queen’s forces. Dragon Highlord Kitiara was there as were her brothers, Caramon and Raistlin, now wearing the black robes and both acting in service to their older sister.

Time travel in Dragonlance is its own thing. The same person cannot exist twice at the same time, so when a person travels back in time to a time and place where they also existed then they simply take over the body of their past self (a warning to would-be time travelers: Don’t travel to a setting where you existed as an infant). Because of this, Raistlin knew what happened and he knew who Kairn was. He advised the monk to flee back to the present where he personally originated from where he could consult with the god of neutrality, Gilean, and seek counsel on how to fix the past. Because of their actions in the past, The War of the Lance now never took place. Instead, there was The Lost War in which Takhisis finally defeated the other gods who opposed her and established her rule for all time. Since a god exists in all times, the plan hatched by Kairn and the others is for him to travel back in time with Tanis Half-Elven to the time of The Lost War. There, he will reunite with Destina, whom he left behind, and the two of them will travel back to The Third Dragon War again and try to fix what they so badly broke. Meanwhile, the Heroes of the Lance in the age of The Lost War will do their best to distract the Dark Queen in that time in a bid to help Destina and Kairn go unnoticed for if Takhisis were to seize hold of the Graygem there would be no telling how powerful it would make her.

The other rule of time travel in Dragonlance is that it’s always equated to a river. It’s less a metaphor, and more just a truth of how time works. When someone travels back in time and actually manages to do something to alter the flow of the river of time, it takes a little while for that to impact the present. In other words, this isn’t Back to the Future where changing the past immediately changes everything to come. It also means that when traveling back in time again there’s no chance of running into one’s past self. Should Destina and Kairn return to the time of Huma once again, it’s basically like they were never there previously with Raistlin and Sturm. And if they’re successful, it will almost be like they were never there at either time. No one in their party will remember what happened and time will move on just as it did before. That is why Kairn is able to leap ahead of the river of time back to the present to even hatch this plan to save time itself.

That’s the general setup and for longtime fans of Dragonlance it’s almost like reading an alternate version of The War of Lance. We get to adventure with Tanis, Sturm, Caramon, Tas, Flint, and Raistlin on a quest to thwart the Dark Queen. And their maneuverings in this new Lost War era makes up the bulk of the book. Once again, the apparent protagonist of this new trilogy, Destina Rosethorn, is more or less sidelined. She obviously has her part to play in what happens, but it doesn’t consume a whole lot of ink. As a result, she’s hard to care about and her romance with Kairn is hardly what one would call steamy. It’s established quickly the two find each other attractive, but following that there’s no real insight into why they fall in love and are even discussing marriage at times. Perhaps it’s merely a relationship of lust and convenience for the both of them.

My criticisms of the Destina character are nothing new, so I’ll put a pin in that topic now. As for the rest, it’s very enjoyable to read about these characters together. I was worried it would play out more like a relay race when Dragons of Fate ended. Sturm and Raistlin’s part would be over and it would be onto Tanis and maybe Flint. Instead, we get basically the whole crew and it works. It’s fun, and while it isn’t an entire trilogy of these characters running around the world of Krynn, it’s substantial enough as a nostalgia trip. And the inclusion of Chaos, an entity that can actually alter time, and the interesting era in which this story began does create actual stakes.

I’m not going to spoil the ending of the book, but let’s just that the chronology of Dragonlance is forever altered by this book. And if you read the two previous, then you already knew that was going to happen. The Device of Time Journeying was changed in Dragons of Fate so it could no longer exist as it was supposed to in later books when it showed up. And if you are someone who is more plugged into the goings on of Dragonlance then you probably also suspected as much. Recently, I stumbled upon the below Tweet from author Margaret Weis concerning what would be the next book in the chronology, Dragons of Summer Flame:

As someone who doesn’t keep track of all things Dragonlance, that came as a surprise to me. That book was a bit divisive in the fandom, not because it’s bad or anything, but because of the change it brought (We fear change). I assume Tracy Hickman has similar feeling towards the book, but don’t know that for certain. Needless to say, if one were to reboot Dragonlance then the time of Dragonlance Destinies is a logical place for that reboot to take place. I was also under the impression that Dragons of Eternity was to be the last in the series for Weis and Hickman. I am not certain of where I read that or if it was my own assumption, but once you get to the end of Dragons of Eternity there is a note that both Weis and Hickman will be back with more works in the series. And at GenCon last month, it was confirmed that the next book from the duo will be about Huma and Magius set before The Third Dragon War. In other words, if you close this book wondering what’s going to happen next then you’re in for a wait.

And perhaps that wait could be forever? Maybe the point is to reset the timeline from a certain point and then let the readers imagine what comes next? It is my belief that Weis and Hickman approach their novels as their own entity. It’s a story they want to tell so even though they are tied into the game Dungeons & Dragons it doesn’t mean they’re writing something for the sake of said game. If they were to though, leaving players to adventure in a post Destinies Krynn wouldn’t be a bad spot. As for the trilogy itself, I enjoyed getting reacquainted with this world and its characters. I wouldn’t go so far as to call it fan service, but I do think Weis and Hickman share a lot of the same desires when it comes to these characters as their fans. They enjoyed putting them in a new adventure, some of the pairings we saw, and yes, some of the changes. There was an interaction of sorts teased throughout that didn’t come to play and I suppose I was left a little dissatisfied at that, but perhaps it’s for another story? Time travel stories can be messy, though they’re rarely boring. Dragons of Eternity is a good capper to this trilogy and is probably the strongest of three. If you’re a Dragonlance fan, especially one for a bygone era, then I do think you owe it to yourself to go on one more journey with these characters. It’s likely to a put smile on your face and keep it there for the whole duration of the adventure.

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Dragonlance – Dragons of Fate (2023)

Cover art by Philipp Urlich

What’s this? After only doing one novel review in the 10+ year history of this blog we have two in the span of a week? That’s what happens when yours truly stumbles upon new stories in a beloved franchise. I outlined my experience with Dragonlance in last week’s review of Dragons of Deceit so there’s no need to do so here. To summarize, I loved the series as a kid and was surprised to find out that the writing duo of Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman had returned to the world of Krynn with a new trilogy. I read through Dragons of Deceit in a somewhat leisurely manner, but it picked up near the end which catapulted me into the second book in the trilogy, Dragons of Fate.

Dragons of Deceit introduced the character Destina Rosethorn, a literal child of destiny and daughter of a Solamnic Knight who perished battling the forces of the Queen of Darkness in the famed battle at the High Clerist Tower which also claimed the life of Sturm Brightblade. Destina was a difficult character to latch onto. She is somewhat cold and detached due to her devotion to The Measure, a strict set of rules laid out by the Knights of Solamnia. She’s also a privileged woman raised in a castle. When much of that life of luxury is taken from her she is willing to abandon her morals and put the world in extreme peril to basically regain her castle and her status. Her plan is to travel back in time using the famed Device of Time Journeying and essentially trick her father with a cowardice potion so that he abandons his post and survives the battle.

That didn’t happen. Instead, Destina found herself mixed up with a kender named Tasslehoff Burrfoot. We know Tas well as he’s a featured character in most of the Weis/Hickman novels and through some polymorph magic he even comes to think he’s married to Destina, but not Destina. She tricks him by disguising herself as a kender which basically secures Tas’ devotion to her. She also impresses a monk named Kairn and it’s he who is in possession of the Device of Time Journeying. And because of Tas and his unwillingness to return to the site where his friend Sturm died, he, Destina, and Kairn end up getting sent back through time to the Inn of the Last Home on the night the Companions gathered and the events that would lead into the War of the Lance are put in motion.

It’s here that all goes wrong. Raistlin, being a magic user of some proficiency, sees through Destina and notices the gem dangling around her neck: the fabled Graygem which contains the essence of the god, Chaos. He also notices her trying to slip a potion into Sturm’s beverage for it would seem Destina changed her plan on the fly and hoped to make a coward out of him in a bid to save her father. Bad move, because it sets a string of wild events into motion where Raistlin goes to strike at her with his staff, Tas tries to stop him with the blue crystal staff of Goldmoon, and Kairn hastily tries to reactive the Device of Time Journeying to send them all back to where they came from. Only it’s just Kairn that gets transported back. He winds up back in Palanthas in the present with the Device of Time Journeying blown to bits. And the others? Destina and Tas wake up in a forest outside the High Clerist Tower, only it’s still under construction. Raistlin and Sturm are with them as well and they soon see a Solamnic knight pass by with a wizard at his side: the famed duo of Huma Dragonbane and Magius, fated to die in the coming dies driving off the Queen of Darkness.

That is where the story begins. It presents quite the predicament as our time-displaced friends need to figure out how to survive in the past without also upsetting the past. Meanwhile, in the present, the wizards Justarius and Dalamar the Dark are tasked by Astinus (who is the god of neutrality, Gilean, in his human aspect) with repairing the Device and coordinating a rescue effort. And it’s only via Astinus that they even know where to look. Astinus is an immortal being who records all of history as it’s happening, and when they go to research the past they find his pages have been wiped blank and the names Raistlin Majere and Sturm Brightblade have been added to the roster of those who stood in defense of the High Clerist Tower during the Third Dragon War.

If you read my review of the previous book, then you know I was only lukewarm on the material. The new characters weren’t particularly engaging and it felt like it was all just a long ruse to provide Weis and Hickman a chance to play with their old toys – the Heroes of the Lance. Dragons of Fate doesn’t really do much to dispell that suspicion, but it is a far more entertaining read. Destina is basically sidelined and the story leaves her with little to do. This is more the story of Raistlin and Magius. Magius is basically a hero to all wizards of the future because of his prowess as a war wizard and his friendship with Huma. The legendary Huma is celebrated, while only the wizards choose to acknowledge the contributions of his greatest friend. Raistlin will be gifted his staff after passing the dreaded test at the Tower of High Sorcery. It was more like a consolation prize since he emerged from said test in such dreadful condition, but it’s a treasured artifact of his and now he has a chance to meat the man who crafted it.

The story also introduces new wrinkles to how time travel works in Dragonlance. Previously, time was always referred to as a river. One person cannot hope to have much influence over how a wide river flows. It takes something much more which is why Destina had no fear about harming the future by saving one man. We also have it confirmed that actions in the past do not immediately impact the present. Time is a river, and when the past is altered it’s like letting water through a dam. Those downstream can see the oncoming rush of water and can either act in response or wait for its arrival. This is illustrated by the blank pages in Astinus’ book and I suspect it will play an even bigger role in the third part of the trilogy which I plan to start after I finish writing this.

The other new wrinkle thrown in is that time does not affect the dead, so to speak. When Raistlin and Sturm are thrust back in time we find out the keeper of souls essentially lost them. They have returned to their mortal body to inhabit it at a specific point in time (the gathering at the inn), but they retain all memories of the lives they lead including the stuff yet to come. This impacts Sturm very little who died a hero’s death, something he aspired to. As for Raistlin, he redeemed himself at the end of Test of the Twins, but his fate is rather miserable. His former apprentice, Dalamar, fears what he may do in the past with access to the Graygem. The Graygem is Chaos and Chaos is the one being that can influence the past with relative ease. Its presence at a moment in time when Takhisis, Queen of Darkness, was roaming the world is incredibly dangerous for if she were to obtain its power it would likely allow her to triumph over the other gods and claim the world as her own.

And that’s the main conflict. The people in the past need to find a way back to the present, the people in the present need to find a way to reach the people of the past, and everyone needs to keep the Graygem away from Takhisis. The book is basically the same length as the prior one, sub 400 pages, and it moves rather quickly. Momentary conflicts are resolved quickly almost like the authors are handwaving it away. Broken Device of Time Journeying? No problem! The battle between Huma and Takhisis is the thing hanging over everyone’s heads, including the reader’s, and it’s a conflict that the book will save for the end to decide if it happens or not. There’s a detour with Tas that’s kind of ho-hum, and a romance angle for Destina that doesn’t land. What does work is basically everything with Raistlin. Weis and Hickman seem to love writing Raistlin as much as they love writing Tas and they’re quite proficient at it. While I do worry this may be a bit too much of a redemption arc for a character they clearly love, I can’t deny I did not enjoy seeing him adventure with Magius. And if anything, it’s a shame Weis and Hickman waited so long to actually write for the character of Magius because he’s another fun one.

The story is obviously not over as we have a third book just released to wade into. I enjoyed the ride Weis and Hickman took me on with this one, though I have some reservations about where it leaves us. Perhaps those worries will be unfounded, but it almost feels like we’re doing a relay race with the Heroes of the Lance and we may get handed off to the less interesting characters for the finale. Hopefully, I am wrong. I do still wonder what the ultimate resolution will be here and what kind of lasting impact, if any, it will have on the world of Dragonlance. Could this be some really exciting reset or will time right itself and ultimately this was just a fun diversion for three books? Who can say? Well, those who have already finished the new book can and I plan to join them in the coming weeks.

Dragonlance – Dragons of Deceit (2022)

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Dragonlance – Dragons of Deceit (2022)

Cover art by Philipp Urlich.

My favorite series of books as a youth belonged to Dragonlance. The Dungeons & Dragons campaign setting that spawned numerous novels was a world I enjoyed inhabiting. I didn’t fall into Dragonlance until I was in middle school and my very first book in the long-running series was Dragons of Summer Flame by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. If you know anything about Dragonlance then you know that’s a really odd place to start. I ended up there because I needed a novel to read for school and my best friend had just finished reading it so he let me borrow it. A dragon composed of molten lava on the cover while a knight in clad in black armor challenged it certainly looked interesting enough so I jumped in and enjoyed. Sure, I was confused by some aspects of the story and I had to piece things together either on my own or by peppering my buddy with questions.

And I had to do that because Dragons of Summer Flame is basically the seventh novel in the series, though someone just looking at the various titles would think it was the fourth. That’s because the first book, Dragons of Autumn Twilight, continued through to …Spring Dawning which concluded the first story and gave way to the Twins trilogy. And those are just the books written by the chief architects of Dragonlance, Weis and Hickman. Numerous other authors contributed to Dragonlance and I would go on to read some of them, but mostly stuck with the original authors. I would end up reading the main series almost backwards as after Summer Flame I went to Time of the Twins. It would be years before I finally read the original trilogy. I would also read the first fifth age trilogy by Jean Rabe and Weis and Hickman returned with the War of Souls which I read as well as The Dark Disciple and the Forgotten Chronicles. Until now, the last Dragonlance book I read was Dragons of the Hourglass Mage released in 2009.

Like a lot of things, I’ve lost touch with a franchise I once adored. Some of that was due to the dreadful animated movie released based on Dragons of Autumn Twilight. It did not spawn a franchise. I thought the franchise was dead as Wizards of the Coast seemed to favor other settings, namely Forgotten Realms, and I had heard rumblings of legal entanglements where Dragonlance was concerned. I basically found out recently that those issues had been resolved and Weis and Hickman have returned for what I suppose is assumed to be their final Dragonlance trilogy which they have dubbed Dragonlance Destinies. It worked out rather well for me as I had two books to catch up on with the third set to release in August. It’s like a no wait cheat code!

Dragonlance novels are basically intended for those in their teens. I do not go into this first book expecting something more than that. I don’t know if the authors reject that assumption or not, but it is how they read. Dragonlance is anchored by a handful of well-developed characters dropped into a fantasy world that’s fairly idealized and often cliched. It’s not a harsh or realistically portrayed environment, or rather, as realistic as fantasy can be. There’s no mention of chamber pots or flesh rot. The government operates as it should, for the most part, and there are pretty clear lines of good and evil. The main character in this new trilogy is literally named after the word destiny so there’s often a lack of subtlety. The setting appealed to me as a kid because, well, dragons! They’re D&D dragons so they’re magical beasts of various colors that can communicate as well as humans, if not better. There are gods who play a huge role in the machinations of the mortals that dwell on the world of Krynn with most getting directly involved in the plots. In other words, this is definitely not A Song of Ice and Fire, the most recent fantasy setting I immersed myself in.

The Destinies trilogy begins with Dragons of Deceit. It’s an interesting place to start as it’s set during the War of the Lance. Destina Rosethorn is a young woman of noble birth. Her father is a Knight of Solamnia and a minor character from the Dragonlance Chronicles books. He’s mostly known for dying in the battle at the High Clerist Tower which also claimed the life of Sturm Brightblade. We begin just before that and then move past it. Destina is left with just her mother who came from a tribe of humans more aligned with nature than chivalry. Solamnic law would have her father’s estate pass to the next male heir, and Destina being an only child complicates that. There was a will in which her father named her heir, but it was burned in the raid on the city of Palanthas around the time of her father’s death.

As is probably expected, everything collapses. Destina’s cousin is able to secure a court order to her father’s estate meaning she loses Castle Rosethorn, which has been in her family for generations. Her betrothed leaves her since she no longer has the backing of a noble family and even her mother returns to her people. Destina is left all alone, though worth noting she is not homeless as she was allowed to retain the family’s home in Palanthas which her father kept for when he needed to do business in the main city (she had a really hard life up to this point…). Still, she is unable to reconcile this new life as her own, but a story she comes across in one of her father’s books about the Device of Time Journeying gives her an idea.

It’s at this point that Dragonlance veterans known what Destina found. The Device of Time Journeying is a central part of the Legends trilogy. Destina wants to find it so that she can go back in time and save her father so that none of this will ever happen. The problem there is her father died a noble death which is essentially what every Solamnic Knight aspires to. Destina displays a knowledge of The Measure, a list of rules and laws that guide all Solamnic people, but is willing to betray her own self and her own moral code to undo what has been done. That’s because she hatches a plan with a renegade wizard named Unger to give her father a potion of cowardice so that he would flee the battle and thus spare his own life.

The issue that arises from her plan is that Dragonlance has established some strict rules when it comes to time travel. Time is explained as a river and one person alone cannot impact its flow. It is said that only the races of chaos can actually change time. Destina, being a human, is not among one of those races. That is why Unger suggests she carry with her the Graygem, which is a gem that contains the essence of the god, Chaos. It’s a central item in Dragons of Summer Flame so we basically know what’s going to happen with it, but at this point in time Unger has simply stumbled upon on it. He has seen a vision of the future which includes this gem being smashed and the gods vanishing. Seeking to either avert that future or profit from it somehow, Unger has tracked it to a Dwarven kingdom, but he was savagely beaten when trying to obtain the artifact through deceitful means. Unger is the catalyst for this adventure, and it wouldn’t be much of a story if this threat of time travel didn’t bare fruit.

Without getting too in the weeds and spoiling the plot, I will say that Destina’s journey puts her on the path of the famed Heroes of the Lance. She is merely a conduit for the authors to play with these characters once again, and by time travel no less, they can essentially revive those who are dead. It’s an interesting choice since it’s been preestablished that time is hard to change in any meaningful way, but Dragons of Summer Flame presented an ending that was pretty controversial at the time. It was basically a reset for Dragonlance and one that may have been essentially mandated by the forces in charge of the actual game. When Weis and Hickman came back to write The War of Souls trilogy, some viewed it as them “fixing” what had become of Dragonlance in its fifth age. Is this story going to be a way to undo essentially all of that? Probably not, but it’s an interesting thought.

The movements of the plot are a bit plodding, but the book itself is less than 400 pages so it’s not exactly sloth-like. It’s biggest obstacle is Destina herself. She feels inconsistent. She’s a smart and capable woman apparently devoted to her father and The Measure, but lacks any sort of conviction. If we had been spending stories upon stories with her, some of the events of this book would feel like a real betrayal of her character. At times, the book itself even brings this up, but merely acknowledging it doesn’t remedy it. The introduction of the other Heroes of the Lance feels a bit like a crutch too. Weis and Hickman appear disinterested in writing a novel without the kender Tasslehoff Burrfoot and he will worm his way into this one essentially becoming a de-facto main character by its end. If Dragonlance has a main character, it’s basically Tas. There are also moments where the plot moves quickly, and I don’t just mean time skips. Things that need to happen or items that need to be found basically just are. It’s remarkably convenient that a character like Unger exists for Destina to come in contact with.

The conclusion of this part of the story is, by far, the most interesting part of the book. Everything leading up to that point was fine. I was carried by my nostalgic affection for this series and I spent considerable time lounging on a beach in Jamaica with nothing to do except drink and read. I didn’t become invested though until that end. I suppose one of the hallmarks of a good book is it makes you want to immediately crack open the next one, should it exist, Dragons of Deceit did accomplish that. I won’t know how worthwhile it is until I’ve read the trilogy, but for now, it’s a start.

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A Dance With Dragons

George R.R. Martin's fantasy epic continues!

Last week I finished reading the latest book in George R.R. Martin’s epic A Song of Ice and Fire series, A Dance With Dragons.  Long time fans (and even short time fans, like myself) know it took a long time for Martin to release the fifth book is his planned seven book series so there was great anticipation for it.  I personally stayed away from forums and online reviews until I read it myself not wanting to have anything spoiled for me (and for those wondering, there are now spoilers in this review*) so that I could experience everything myself.  It seems to me the general reaction has been underwhelming.  The book, being a companion piece to the previous A Feast For Crows, was set up for such emotions as the majority of the book occurs at the same time so those cliff-hangers from that book are largely left still dangling.

*I have a pet peeve when it comes to reviews that contain the words “Spoilers Ahead.”  What is the point in reading a review that ruins the experience of reading/watching the piece it’s reviewing?  IGN.com is notorious for this with their Game of Thrones television reviews.  The way they’re set up it’s as if they want you to watch the program, then read their review to find out if you liked it or not.

The previous book covered what went on in and around King’s Landing and Dorne.  This latest book focuses on The Wall and the East where Daenerys sits as a queen without a king in Mereen, Tyrion is fleeing Westeros with the aid of the great orchestrator of schemes Illyrio, and Davos sets off a an envoy for his king, Stannis.  Those are they key players, though Davos ends up taking up a very, very, small piece of the book, but several others are also featured as point of view characters, and some for the first time.

I found a lot of the goings on with Daenerys quite a bit slow.  Her conflict is trying to bring peace to the city she has chosen to reign over for an unspecified time before eventually making for Westeros and the Iron Throne.  Her city is plagued constantly by crime from a group called the Sons of the Harpy, who are angered that she took rule over their city and abolished slavery.  She has to deal with the political maneuvers needed to quiet the fear in the streets and find a king her city will embrace, even if she won’t.  While I found the politics in King’s Landing entertaining these ones are drab.  The problems faced by Daenerys are not all that complicated and she mostly faces problems that try her honor.  In that, she is meant to serve as a foil to queen Cersei.

Tyrion, my favorite character in the series and favorite of many others, also doesn’t live up to the billing.  As a man on the run, he’s forced from positions of powers for most of the book where his cleverness is always fun to watch.  His story doesn’t really go anywhere though and his chapters are no longer the best in the book.

Jon Snow’s were probably the most interesting as he deals with the weight of being Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch.  On The Wall, he has to suffer the presence of King Stannis and his queen while managing the conflict within his own ranks between the Brothers of the Night’s Watch and the Free Folk.  It’s a constant juggle for Lord Snow as he tries to sell his methods to his men.  He has some moments of triumph, and some of failure, as he tries to establish himself as a worthy Lord Commander.  Making things more complicated, he has to constantly endure the priestess Melisandre and her prophecies, not really knowing what to make of them.

Some characters return from A Feast For Crows, notably Jamie, Cersei, and Arya.  Their appearances are brief and relegated to just a chapter or two for each.  We learn nothing of Sam or Sansa though we do get to find out just what happened to Theon Greyjoy after the ransacking of Winterfell.

Martin throughout this series has developed a penchant for killing off main characters.  It seems to me the books average about one major death a piece, and in this A Dance With Dragons is no exception.  One character whom I’d consider a fan favorite does indeed bite the dust during the course of the book but Martin makes it exceedingly obvious that it’s going to happen, if the reader is willing to believe that Martin would actually go through with it.  Putting emotions aside, I found the death unsatisfying as I’m not sure what the logic was for the characters involved.  I can’t go into any further detail without spoiling it but Martin will have to do some work within the pages of the narrative to convince me why this move made sense.  I should add, the death occurs at the close of a chapter and there’s still some ambiguity.  Even though Martin has become famous for killing off characters, he’s also begun to develop a trend of bringing them back from the dead (literally in the case of Catelyn Stark), so feel free to take this “death” with a grain of salt if it pleases you.

A Dance With Dragons is a decent read, it’s just a transition piece like the second and fourth books in the series.  It lacks the big moments and twists that A Storm Of Swords possessed.  At times, I did wonder why Martin was giving time to certain characters or felt he was taking up too many words writing about the mundane, but that’s something I’ve come to expect as well.  His writing has become bloated and maybe an editor lacks the conviction to force him to trim some this stuff down.  He spends far too much time reminding us that Dany is a young girl, or that Tyrion misses Tysha, for example.  This books lacks a giant cliffhanger like many of the others, and I wonder how Martin will consolidate the cast of the last two books into one sixth volume, but hopefully I don’t have to wait five years to find out.


A Game of Thrones

***WARNING***

SPOILERS AHEAD – IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE BOOK OR SEEN ALL OF SEASON 1 OF THE TELEVISION SERIES YOU MAY NOT WISH TO READ FURTHER.  DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.

The cover of the book, A Game of Thrones.

I recognize this post doesn’t necessarily fit my nostalgia theme, but I could probably say that about nearly half of my entries.  In truth, I’ve always had a love for epic fantasy set in a medieval setting since I was young.  I’m not sure when I was first introduced to the setting, if it as a movie, video game, or book, but it seems only natural that I have found enjoyment in George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series of books.

I will shamelessly admit that I had no knowledge of the series until HBO began airing its show, Game of Thrones, this past winter.  And even then, it was thru word of mouth and encouragement from friends and co-workers that I check it out for I’m too cheap to spring for HBO as part of my cable package.

It turns out it was with good reason I was encouraged to partake of the series for I’ve enjoyed my time in the fictitious Westeros and parts beyond thus far.  I decided I’d rather experience the book before viewing the show and purchased the four volume set off of amazon.com with due haste.  I plowed through the first book, A Game of Thrones, in a weekend and have since completed reading A Clash of Kings and A Storm of Swords.  To say I’m hooked would be an understatement.  I have also viewed most of the first season for GOT with the exception of the final two episodes.  I’m in no hurry to see them, since I know what happens, and I have enjoyed reading the reactions viewers had to a certain even that took place in episode 9.

Veterans of the series no doubt know exactly what scene I speak of.  That would be the be-heading of the likable Lord Eddard “Ned” Stark, the perceived main character of the first book and television show.  Those caught unaware have reacted with a range of emotions, mostly shock and disbelief, with a vocal minority expressing outrage and refusing to watch another minute (an empty threat, as it turns out, for the following episode was the most watched episode of the season).

I admit, I was pretty shocked when I read that fateful chapter myself.  The book strongly hinted at it early on when the characters encountered a dead dire wolf, the sigil of House Stark, slain when the antlers of a stag caught it in the throat.  The stag is the sigil of House Baratheon, the house of King Robert, who summons Ned to court  to take on the responsibilities as hand of the king.  Ned helped Robert win the crown and as an act of friendship accepts the offer, for he fears the king’s life is in danger.  This would prove true when Robert would end up skewered by a boar on a hunting expedition.  It looked like an accident, but the devious House Lannister was behind a plot to get the king so drunk he’d never stand a chance against a wild boar.

Sean Bean as Eddard Stark.

No matter, the issue of Stark’s death is the one I want to focus on.  I noted the obvious piece of foreshadowing, one even the characters note for the reader, and still the act of Ned’s death is a shock.  Before Ned is executed he is lead to believe he will be spared if he begs the newly crowned King Joffrey for mercy and admits his crime (of which he committed no crime when speaking out against Joffrey, for Joffrey was not the true heir to the throne).  Before that though, we were shown how cruel and merciless Joffrey is, a truly wretched child with no redeeming qualities.  There was no way he would spare poor old Ned, and predictably, after Ned confessed to false crimes Joffrey ordered the be-heading take place.

There’s more though!  Shortly before Ned is arrested a conversation takes place between Ned and the queen Cersei in which the fateful line is spoken by the queen, “When you play the game of thrones you win or you die.”  By now we have seen what is needed to win:  treachery, deceit, dishonor, cunning – all traits not possessed by Ned Stark.  In fact, all of the things he stands against.  When Robert’s youngest brother Renly approaches him shortly after the king’s death about supporting his claim to the throne, Ned refuses instead telling him that the next in line is Renly’s older brother, Stannis, thus losing a valuable ally.  Stannis had long since fled King’s Landing and was of no use to Ned at that moment.  Had he accepted Renly’s offer much would have been averted.  Had he the stomach to tell Robert while he was on his death-bed that Joffrey was not his true son (all of Robert’s children were the product of incest between his queen and her twin brother Jaime, a fact which Ned had recently uncovered) Cersei and her children would have been executed or banished.  Ned would not dishonor his friend on his deathbed, instead choosing to record the king’s last will and testament and putting in the phrase “rightful heir” in place of Joffrey’s name.

In an environment such as King’s Landing, a piece of paper is only useful to wipe one’s ass with.  It did Ned little good and he found himself arrested for treason when he proclaimed Joffrey was not the rightful heir.  So why then, are we as readers and viewers shocked when Ned dies?

It’s strictly a case of blind faith.  Martin, up to this point, has portrayed Ned as the central figure of the story even though several other characters are granted their own chapters.  Ned doesn’t even get the first chapter of the book to himself, but his presence soon dominated the story.  HBO also used the likeness of Ned’s actor Sean Bean, in virtually all of its promotion for the series.  No author would kill off the story’s main character, especially not in the first book.

It’s this devotion that kept me wondering how Ned was going to get out of it even as his head separated from his body.  It’s a harsh lesson for all as we quickly realize honor and decency will get you no where in this fictitious world and that no man (or woman) is safe.

The following books remind us of that again and again.  Though nothing is quite as impactful as the death of Ned, there are moments that come close.  I won’t spoil them, but I will say there are also moments of triumph to follow as well.  Martin successfully puts doubt into the mind of the reader that their favorite character will make it out alive making each turn of the page both exciting and dreadful.  Ned’s death was necessary to set the tone for the series and those hooked before his death should not abandon the series (and as I mentioned earlier, it appears few have).  Digest what happened, take some time to cool off if need be, and return when ready.  There are many months before season 2 begins where a great many characters will experience victory and death.  Such is the way of the world.